#kinda looks like his brother in this one ik theyre twins but the vibes

[dinemunyu]

He has sold his life away for a coin, or half of it, which makes him something a little (a lot) lower than Judas. His role is to give a brother so that he can take back his own.

anddddd we're back with vw angst featuring this line that has HAUNTED me since I read this fic last July.

i lost my draft because i accidentally posted it last night and in my panic, i deleted the post soo guess this is staying spoiler-free from my ramblings

[gayspock]

bake off ep 6 liveblog lets go ladies give us nothing

i hate this place

- i knowi keep calling him travis marcelroy but im actually really warming up to mark the mans just having a good time. travis mcelroy’s good and pure twin brother. forbidden man. he just VIBING.

- that being said now im starting to like him he’s probably cursed. gonna get knocked out

- also in general: i do understand why some ppl think some of the show is getting, like, increasingly gimmicky. it is like that a lot of the time. like literally when they asked for busts of celebrities made out of cake in week 1.... like ok. gimmicky and unneccessary and should be more of a last week thing. but like i dont think them branching into stuff like japanese week & 1980s week and whatnot is THAT bad . like i do think it needs to be changed and it needs to branch out over the years (like if the show just stood... at a standstill it would not be a show any more. literally like if it had jsut stayed on the bbc with all the OGs it would not be AROUND in 2020)  and i do think tht like.... stuff like this, where they’re kinda changing what theyre making, but not making them do stupid extra shit that’s just pushing them to fuck up . i think its a nice balance

- EDIT: AFTER WATCHING THE EPISODE. I HAVE COME BACK IN TO SAY. NEVERMIND. I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THIS IS THE GREAT B R I T I S H BAKEOFF AND THEY WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PULL OF JAPANESE WEEK. GOODNIGHT GIRLS.

- also all the little buns are so cute

-   THEYRE LIKE MAD FUCKED UP UR RIGHT LAURA BUT I THINK THEIR LITTLE FACES ARE SO PRECIOUS OMG.............................  TINY LITTLE FACES TINY LITTLE NOSIES TINY LITTLE EYES AHHHHH

- OBSESSED WITH THE LOTTIE AND MARK DYNAMIC THIS EPISODE. 

- theyre a bit fucked up but i love them nayways

- dave ur like my second least favourite and thats not BAD its just bc i literally keep forgetting ue xist, and i STILL get shocked every time u reappear  but this... i respect you for this

chicken.

- no offence . i think even if theyre matcha..... crepe cakes just look so fucking nasty like. i just cant see how texturally and tastewise tht’d be good??? like surely ur just eating all the ganache (idk HOW to spell tht dont come for me) in like. a big fuckin stack??????

- not 2 be salty. but rmemeber when other bakers performed a little badly in the signature & then performed really well in technical and it didnt matter they were just portrayed as being a mess. like mak who did so well in technical but it didnt matter bc his first bake was literally boring.  and the technical just never seems to matter with ppl until its like... meanwhile peter does the same and he’s redeemed INSTANTLY. like WHY. why is he like... the favourite??? literally I WOULDNT MIND HIM IF THEY DIDNT KEEP . PUTTING THIS DUDE ON A PEDESTAL FOR MEDIOCRITY LIKE HALF THE TIME HE ISNT DOING THAT WELL AT ALL. like hes been held to a completely different standard and its absurd and he has the personality of fucking cardboard. smug little prick i will end him.

- like they keep hyping up the ideas he has and then whent hey get to judging they point out the things he did bad and theyre comparable to most of the ppl who fuckdd up but they just dont care ? im so done with him . anyways

-  me too man

- also this screenshot looks like one of those... whenu have a token straight friend in the group pics.

- travis marcelroy completely butchering the word kawaii is sending me absolurely off the rails . mans trying his best

- HIS LITTLE AVOCADO CAKES ARE GONNA HAVE LITTLE AVOCADO CHILDREN?

- OH IM OBSESSED MARK IM SO OBSESSED

- give this episode to the MARCKS

peter its stupid and i hate it and its head looks like a fucking tit

SORRY IDC WHAT PPL SAY ITS WONKY AND ITS SUCH A STUODAFFSD... A SHUTTLECOCK. WHY. IK HE DOES BADMINTON OR WHATEVER BUT A FUCKIN.... KAWAII SHUTTLECOCK ?? THEY BETTER NOT DRAG ANYONE ELSE FOR THEIR DESIGNS BC WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND.. A SHUTTLECOCK?

- most other ppl did sth tht is like... like they all make SENSE. they did animals (like the dogs) or they did foods that are often, like... done as cute patterns and stuff (avocados, pineapple, mushrooms) ... who the fuck. shuttlecock. okay.

- “its a hell of a chew, bc thats the style of the sponge” this si what i mean who the fuck... chewy sponge? anyone else would get ROASTED . what do you MEAN THE STYLE OF THE SPONGE PAUL. I HATE YOU AND YOUIR FAVOURITES

- okay so he said his flavours were bad. now heres tghe thing. the literal fucking thing. whenever ANYONE ELSE has performed badly on both signature and showstopper, irrelevant of their place on the technical, they have been in the danger zone. so they better fucking discuss peter or else im genuinely gonna be SO mad . like its insanity how literally they dont ever care abt technical (whether considering sb, or who to send home) until one of their faves depend on it. fucking milk toast peter. sickens me

- dave im sorry  i keep forgetting you its really cute. i love it. puppy.

- im gonna DHSODGJIOSGS  LOTTIE HE LOOKS SO SCARED

- CAN LOTTIE GET SB? I KNOW THIS MAN LOOK FUCKED UP BUT LITERALLY ... TASTGE AND TEXTURE SEEMS INSANE, GOO LOTTIE! GIVE OUR GIRLIE THIS WIN

- are you kidding me so now design matters with hermine fine it isnt kawaii but FCKING. LISTEN. CHERRY BLOSSOM MAKES MRLE SENSE TBHAN A FUCKIN SHUTTLECOCK YOU -

-  LIKE I SAID. FUCKING PETER SERVES UP A CHEWY, RUBBERY SPONGE IN THE SHAPE OF A FUCKING SHUTTLECOCK WITH EYES.

HERMINE SERVES UP A GENOISE AND SURE ITS A LITTLE THICK AND STUFF BUT LITERALLY ITS... im sick of it all im sick of it all literally why are you so obsessed with peter STOP TALKING ABOUT PETER

- ITS A LITTLE FUCKING FAMILY

- OH NO

- ITS DRY? ITS FLAVOURLESS? ITS- ITS INMEDIBLE!??!?!

- OH NO

- TRAVIS MARCELROY IM SORRY I CURSED YOUJ NO NO NON I DONT LIKE YOU IM SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY PUT U ON MY FAVES LIST AND NOW YOURE DOOMED

EVERYONE  TAKE A KNEE FOR THE KING

ALSO NOBODY CORRECTED THIS POOR MAN YOU ALL KEPT LETTING HIM SAY KAWAII LIKE THAT IM SCREAMING

- laura thriving now she’s seen travis marcelroy has fucked up terribly and she gets to stay. good for you laura i guess. god bless you and all

- you wilL PUT-

- YOU WILL PUT HERMINE DOWN AT THE BOTTOGM TOO?

- IN TERMS OF L-...

- HEY? HEY? SO WHAT ABOUT PETER? PETER WHO DIDNT DO WELL IN SIGNATURE? WHOSE CAKE WAS CHEWY AND FLAVOURLESS?

- LITERALLY THIS . I AM SO FUCKING MAD I HATE THEM SO MUCH

- YAAAY STARBAKER LOTTIE

- AND TRAVIS MARCLEOR.Y...

CAN WE ALL GET AN F. IM EVERYONE JSUSG CRYING BC WE ALL LOVE HIM. LOVELY RADIANT MAN.