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I posted 725 times in 2021
114 posts created (16%)
611 posts reblogged (84%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 5.4 posts.
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#one (1) hot mess - 155 posts
#our only ho - 135 posts
#sw stuff - 89 posts
#sw prequels - 62 posts
#star wars - 57 posts
#sw spoilers - 54 posts
#twin sun - 54 posts
#sw the clone wars - 53 posts
#sw rebels - 52 posts
#sw the bad batch - 49 posts
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#‘ohhh but that’s the way george lucas spells it’ buddy my guy if you haven’t figured out by now that lucas is wrong about many things—
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#5
Y’all the reason why Disney keeps releasing a bunch of new Marvel stuff and is stingy as all hell on the Star Wars shite is because Star Wars is arguably a much larger risk. On account of, of course, we as a SW fanbase being feral as all hell and more ready to bite their hand straight off in spite rather than accept the food that’s offered.
Star Wars fans are bitter as hell, suspicious as hell, and entirely too snobby about their opinions with a side of nasty personality. We gotta be tricked into liking stuff, by getting fan favorite characters tentatively waved in front of our faces like “hey, hey, pss pss pss look, *soft whistling noises*, look, Obiwabobahsoka! You LIKE this character, remember? Right? You LIKE them. Good feelings! Happy feelings! You can see them again if you just get in the cage nicely—”
1443 notes • Posted 2021-11-13 01:32:45 GMT
#4
Once again I am lamenting how Cool and Sexy it would have been if Force Users had glowing eyes when using the Force. Like imagine, maybe they glow the same shade as their saber but yeah, every time they fight or they lift a rock or they meditate, their eyes just ✨glow✨
Would it have ruined any and all chances of them using it subtly? Yes. Would it have been hot as hell? ALSO YES
1897 notes • Posted 2021-07-02 12:42:39 GMT
#3
Every so often sometimes I’ll see posts pop up on my dash talking about the scene in ESB where Yoda and Obi Wan are trying to keep Luke from flying off to Bespin after Han and Leia and everyone’s always lauding Luke for being a “TRUE hero who sticks it to the meanie evil Jedi who just want him to blindly obey their evil oppressive orders and let his friends die >:(”
And it’s like. Okay. Okay, that sure is a funny way of saying “Luke blatantly ignoring his masters trying to tell him not to walk into the Obvious Fucking Trap Vader is purposefully using his friends’ pain to set for him, walks smack into it anyway, fails to rescue one friend and needs to have the other rescue herself and then HIM after he gets his arm amputated and loses his lightsaber and nearly dies” but OKAY.
o k a y . . .
2184 notes • Posted 2021-10-31 21:05:44 GMT
#2
One thing the Star Wars fandom did that I really like is that we looked at the two established “lineages” amongst the Jedi, that being a number of people who can all connect their Jedi training back through one another. Those ones with enough people being: the line that starts with Mace, and the line that starts with Yoda/Dooku. And the fandom said:
Mace >> Depa >> Caleb/Kanan >> Ezra: A talented lineage of hardworking intelligent generous people always ready to make sacrifices and do what’s right. They’re especially talented at seeing all the angles and spotting and making connections with other beings. We will call them the Shatterpoint Lineage ☺️✨
Yoda >> Dooku >> Qui Gon >> Obi Wan >> Anakin >> Ahsoka >> It’s complicated, ok?: We don’t give two shits if y’all are the “main characters of the franchise” or whatever, NONE OF YOU can go anywhere without a broken limb, something being lit on fire, and at least five people crying, you’re the goddamn Disaster Lineage and you all need help
3952 notes • Posted 2021-05-12 19:44:47 GMT
#1
Ok I’ve decided I’ll accept Obi Wan and Vader meeting in-person during the Kenobi show ONLY if it goes like this
Obi Wan: *Has infiltrated wherever Vader is while dressed in stolen stormtrooper armor. He kicks down Vader’s door*
Vader: A stormtrooper?
Obi Wan: *Tosses aside his uncivilized blaster and ignites his lightsaber*
Vader: A Jedi stormtrooper?
Obi Wan: *Yanks the helmet off*
Vader: A Jed— OBI WAN?!?
4358 notes • Posted 2021-03-29 18:39:46 GMT
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#oh so this is a thing now#kinda annoyed one of the top posts was a semi-ventpost that blew up cuz Disk Horse happened#but overall i'm glad i've got some relevance lmao#not quite star wars
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