#kinda a little canon divergent bc eugene's dad probably wouldn't let eugene go to church alone

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        eugene’s father had reluctantly allowed his son attend church on sundays. eugene arrived a bit late, so he found an empty seat in the back to avoid drawing attention to himself. he noticed a pale-faced man sitting next to him who he had never seen around annville before. eugene was usually bad at remembering faces, because he usually never looked anyone in the eyes. but annville was a small town, and most everyone knew each other. eugene noticed that the man had on t-shirt with the logo of one of the bands he liked.

        ‘ excuh muh, suh, uh juh wuhtuh tuh suh thuh yuh shuh uh ruhluh cuh ‘   eugene spoke, as quietly as he could, quickly wiping his mouth with the back of his hand afterwards.