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" oh, jaysis. yeh gave me a wee startle there, mate. " ( again )

        ‘ suruh. uh tuh tuh huh thuh uhfuh uh puhpul. ‘

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        ‘ uh buhluh thuh guh huh uh pluh fuh muh... uh muh, whuh uh whuh uh buh huh? ‘

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@shitepire liked for a starter.

        eugene’s father had reluctantly allowed his son attend church on sundays. eugene arrived a bit late, so he found an empty seat in the back to avoid drawing attention to himself. he noticed a pale-faced man sitting next to him who he had never seen around annville before. eugene was usually bad at remembering faces, because he usually never looked anyone in the eyes. but annville was a small town, and most everyone knew each other. eugene noticed that the man had on t-shirt with the logo of one of the bands he liked.

        ‘ excuh muh, suh, uh juh wuhtuh tuh suh thuh yuh shuh uh ruhluh cuh ‘   eugene spoke, as quietly as he could, quickly wiping his mouth with the back of his hand afterwards.

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        ‘ thunk yuh. ‘   eugene responded gratefully.   ‘ yuh acsuh uh untuhustun! whuh uh yuh fruh? ‘   eugene never traveled far away from his hometown, and the small town in texas where he lived was not very accepting. 

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me @ the end of season 2

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hey! for anyone who writes a muse who speaks a different language and wants to have the option to show an english translation this is the code!

<p><a href=“any link you like” title=“hover language”>language you want displayed</a></p>

it will look like this: 

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me waiting for eugene to get more screen time this season

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        some saliva dribbled out of eugene’s mouth, and he quickly wiped it away with one of the napkins he kept in his pocket.   ‘ surruh! ‘   he quickly apologized. eugene always tried his best not to scare people away.

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        eugene held out a glass of unidentifiable liquid towards jesse.   ‘ huh rud uh muh! wuh yuh luk suh? ‘   eugene offered, which translated to:   ‘ how rude of me! would you like some? ‘   all that was in the cup was a burger and fries from mcdonald’s, which tasted fine to eugene, but to he untrained eye, it might look unappetizing.

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        starter call !

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CHARACTER STUDY   /   HEADCANON   001.

eugene used to smoke before he attempted suicide   ( i mean, he used to do any type of drugs with pube as long as his dad never caught him. ), but after he shot himself, he found he could never enjoy a cigarette again.  his mouth was an awkward shape that could never hold one.  he was ashamed to find himself deeply inhaling the smoke of other people’s cigarettes whenever he was passing by

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#this cute bean doesn’t deserve to be in hell

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the breakfast club / starter sentences.

❛ We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all. ❜

❛ Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? ❜

❛ You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. ❜

❛ I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. ❜

❛ When you grow up, your heart dies. ❜

❛ Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. ❜

❛ Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns. ❜

❛ I don’t have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan. ❜

❛ Being bad feels pretty good, huh? ❜

❛ Could you describe the ruckus, sir? ❜

❛ What do you need a fake I.D. for? ❜

❛ I’ll do anything sexual. I don’t need a million dollars to do it either. ❜

❛ Eat my shorts. ❜

❛ You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. ❜

❛ So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right? ❜

❛ ‘Cause I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch? ❜

❛ Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won’t be needing a drink. Naked lady says… ❜

❛ You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem. ❜

❛ Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language. ❜

❛ No, I don’t wear tights. I wear the required uniform. ❜

❛ You’re an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you’re a liar too. ❜

❛ I’m thinkin’ of tryin’ out for a scholarship. ❜

❛ Don’t you want to hear my excuse?❜

❛ Why do you have to insult everybody? ❜

❛ Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me? ❜

❛ You’re kind of sexy when you’re angry. ❜

❛ If I lose my temper you’re totaled, man. ❜

❛ Why didn’t you want me to know that you are a virgin? ❜

❛ I don’t think either one of them gives a shit about me. It’s like they use me just to get back at each other. ❜

❛ Don’t you ever talk about my friends. You don’t know any of my friends. You don’t look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn’t condescend to speak to any of my friends. ❜

❛ It’s wrong to destroy literature. It’s such fun to read. ❜

❛ Vodka? When do you drink vodka? ❜

❛ How does one become a janitor? ❜

❛ By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast. ❜

❛ I want to congratulate you for being on time. ❜

❛ He’s just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him. ❜

❛ Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. ❜

❛ That’s what I thought. You’re a gutless turd. ❜

❛ Keep your fuckin’ hands off me! I’d expect better manners from you, _____. ❜

❛ Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you’re ready, pal. ❜

❛ Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. ❜

❛ Are you a virgin? I’ll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let’s end the suspense! Is it gonna be… a white wedding? ❜

❛ Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? ❜

❛ Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… hoping to God your parents don’t walk in? ❜

❛ You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you. ❜

❛ What did you wanna be when you were young? ❜

❛ When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon. ❜

❛ _____, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It’s pretty tasty. ❜

❛ Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. ❜

❛ The next time I have to come in here I’m crackin’ skulls. ❜

❛ Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? You know, like, sit in alleyways and, like, talk to buildings and wear men’s shoes and that kinda thing? ❜

❛ I’m a fucking idiot because I can’t make a lamp? ❜

❛ Yo wastoid, you’re not gonna blaze up in here. ❜

❛ My God, are we gonna be like our parents? ❜

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        feel  like  you’re  stuck  in  hell?  need  more  nirvana  and  liquified  food  in  your  life?  look  no  further  than  arseface   EUGENE  ROOT,   hell’s   TEXAS’   most  kindhearted  teenager!

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arsefaceroot ---> arsefaced

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