#kin ship 4ggravate

[genpact-kinfessions]

follow up to that post I COULD'VE BEEN ON THE BANNER WITH HIM BUT NOOOOOOOOO THAT FUCKASS FUDANSHI HAD TO BE THERE INSTEAD. STUPID FUCKING YAOI WARRIOR TOOK MY SLOT I HOPE HIS TWINK ASS BOYFRIEND THROWS HIM OFF A CLIFF ON ONE OF THEIR STUPID ASS LITTLE FLIGHTS wait what do you mean they don't do that in canon. What do you mean that's just from a mem i have about cyno complaining abt those two being obnoxious in the sumeru city airspace WHAT DO YOU M

— 🎹 (having a crisis)

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[falling-star-cygnus]

projecting my experience of being perceived as intimidating by my friends onto little Alhaitham to cope🥲

student cyno, completely assured of himself: alhaitham always looks like he’s plotting all our downfalls student alhaitham; *has probably never even hit someone before* !?

student kaveh, saying something playfully barbed: *cringes* ack- wait no, don’t hit me- student alhaitham, who literally had not moved: ???

student tighnari, talking to kaveh//cyno: we could get alhaitham to fight them! student alhaitham, who was minding his own business: who are you talking about rn-

[genpact-kinfessions]

queue too empty so im filling it up for mod lyney. you're welcome loser ❤️ (please don't flame me lyney knows who i am im not just some stranger insulting them)

ANYHOW i have a lot of kin stories and im gonna periodically share a few of those here. by which i mean whenever i can bring them to mind again cos i am a teeeeensy bit forgetful. lol. lmao. roflcopter, perchance(🎹 you can't just say perchance!)

i distinctly remember after cyno became part of our(my & tighnari's) relationship, he was like. SO cuddly. like whenever one of us were around he'd be hanging off us like a leech. but like in a cute way y'know? like a cute leech...... that feels like an oxymoron but like whatevs x

this became pretty normal and we knew he was just Like That. however when he joined haitham Did Not(also before anyone asks wandy was also added to the polycule around this time)

so i literally walk into our(haitham & i's) house to find cyno with his arms around haitham's waist, dead asleep, while haitham looked genuinely HORRIFIED. LIKE ACTUALLY TERRIFIED but in the same way someone would be scared about like. waking up a sleeping cat by moving. and he just Looks at me like im gonna do anything about it??? lol no cyno needs that nap. suffer ❤️

siiiigh i miss them a lot but it is what it isss 😓 least i can reminisce and shit right? so not half bad

I FORGOT TO ADD MY TAG LYNEY. PLEASE ADD IT FOR ME IN POST I'M STUPID — 🎹

That sounds really sweet and also ridiculously funny, I can almost picture Alhaitham's horror. Silly silly guy /lh