#kimlock Holmes

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#kimlock holmes juniors in action

RISU, I AM CACKLING

you just made my day, thank you 💛

Anytime! Now back to our murder-boards!

That's us everytime when Jeff:

[respectthepetty]

Jeng's brain the entire time he was watching this

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Kim: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes... 

Kim: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps. 

Porsche: ...That took an unexpected turn. 

Tankhun: So did their neck.

[saturnskyline]

just now occurring to me how funny of a line "do you watch too many movies?" is, coming from the guy who radiates the energy of several movie main characters spanning across genres 💀

[chaos0pikachu]

Great's one ep away from a Kimlock Holmes red string murder board (cunty edition)

[the-babygirl-polls]

Kim - Kinnporsche: The Series

Propaganda:

Well there's all the killings. he hates his dad and would probably kill him given the right opportunity. insane levels of gender. lowkey autistic-coded if we're being real here. probably did his own top surgery or is a few days away from being a butch lesbian, it goes either way. pop star by day, mafia prince by night. he's kimlock holmes, kim possible, AND kimlor swift all in one. fumbled the bag so hard on the boy of his dreams. if his boy called him babygirl he'd drop to his knees no question

[calciumcryptid]

It still kills me that Kinnporsche the series has a mafia singer. You could tell me that there's a show out there that has a singer affiliated with the mafia and I would've never believed you

Lmao, Kimlock Holmes our beloved. <3

Here are my favorite trivia facts about Kim:

He has a giant photograph/painting of himself in his penthouse suite that hides his murder board. Somehow, no one has found it.

This Entire Scene (Our Pathetic Meow Meow)

He got horny over Chay, his love interest, having an idol shrine to him which he only saw because he broke into Chay's room. Before that, he got horny over Chay's encyclopedic knowledge of his music videos.

He responded to Chay's love confession ("I love you") with "I am hungry". The fandom doesn't let him live it down, as he deserves. <3

Cat.

No, seriously, cat.

He literally leaves Chay dead bodies.

Like, that is an actual thing that happens.

He is a loser who got blocked by his crush and sent him an original love song to apologize.

He is played by real life Thai singer, songwriter, music producer, actor, and model Jeff Satur!

[takeachillpilljungkook]

BOC have us in our Kimlock Holmes era with the very Kimhan Theerapanyakun-esque murder boards and the never-ending abundance of theories 😭

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kp questions and my weird theories.

I was gonna tag this with secrets but most of these are not technically secrets, just burning questions I want answers to.

What was Kimlock Holmes looking for? He had no idea about the Kittisawsds so what other threads was he following about his Mafia dad that were bad enough that he thought he could use them against Korn if he needed to?

Did Nampheung use fainting as a tactic like possums do? I refuse to believe the that woman who was bold enough to leave the Mafia life is so fragile that she collapses like a sack of potatoes every time anything happens. Does she have a medical condition that leads to anxiety-induced fainting? That would explain why instead of trying to revive her, they just hold her up at an awkward angle every time. (I’m kidding but only sort of. Each time she faints it immediately changes the tension in the situation, making it less dangerous for her and her kid)

Why did Papa Theerpanyakul suddenly decide it was time for Nampheung to come back to the family? The timeline is definitely wonky, but Chay would have been @ toddler age, so it’s not like his birth should have been the reason.

In Korn’s version he says “You know someone is out to get the family” implying immediate danger for them out in the world but in Gun’s version(true version y'all -fight me), Pat says that Papa Theerpanyakul is having his family killed off(is this a translation issue? I don’t remember it from my first viewing but I could have missed it.) It would explain why there was nobody other than Thee to take care of Porsche and Chay. If that was the case though, he was weirdly calm about it(sure he was angry but not terrified like he should have been -did he think they wouldn’t kill him for some reason?)

On top of that, why did Papa T take Nampheung in after he killed her family in the first place? Was it his Odin-Loki moment? Did he plan on using her in some way, maybe by marrying her off to one of his sons? I think it’s fanon that her family were Mafia bigwigs but it would explain why she was so important. 

Does Korn actually have any health issues at all or was this just an extremely long game to eliminate Gun and anybody that wasn’t going to be loyal to Kinn? And if so, I’m assuming that Porsche’s arrival sped things up. He was trying his best to send them on a long, long vacation once Porsche started to figure things out. I mean I could see the doctor giving him a “you’re not young any longer, you need to take better care of yourself” speech and him deciding to go from there and start getting things in order for the day when he actually did need to step down. 

What do the different colors of the bodyguard pins mean? Are they random? Are they based on seniority?  

And leading from that, why were the main family bodyguards so bad at their jobs? Other than the ones that were sleeping with the family members or hanging out watching series and partying with the family members I mean.

The minor family bodyguards are in a frickin' kill box and the main family guards are the ones that get slaughtered? My theory is that it was because Chan wasn’t actually any good at being in charge of the bodyguards. He was great as head bodyguard to Korn, and he obviously was kickass at bodyguarding itself but he was not equipped to organize or train other bodyguards. There are signs of it throughout the series but that shootout was a goddamned embarrassment of poor planning on the part of the main family. I know we all love Chan, but just no.

[iambrownandbrownie]

Ok so, important things first!!

JjayFuaiz need to do a romcom asap before i combust.

BasFuaiz need to do a romcom asap before I combust.

JjayFuaizBas need to do romcom asap before I combust.

BOC YOUVE GIVEN US KINNPORSCHE, KIMLOCK HOLMES, VEGAS SURVIVING MANY BULLETS, FUCK BOI DOM VEGAS TO SOFT BOI SUB BIBLE. PLEASE GIVE US A JJAYFUAIZBAS ROM-FUCKING-COM PLEASE.

[itsallaboutbl]

Kimlock Holmes

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Pit Babe Colors Ep. 5

Because I have asks in my inbox about the color coding in Pit Babe even though I don't want to watch it, I'm challenging myself with this show and seeing how good my color skills really are. I'm doing my normal thing of watching it double-speed on mute, but now, I'm going to take off the captions.

How could I forget we were in "Disco Inferno" at the end of the last episode?! Babe looks just as confused as I am that Charles ran his ass out on that track. Where are the professionals? Medics, where u b?

Nice to see everyone wearing blue just in time to prove they did not sabotage the car.

Get your grubby paws off of Barbie, you color faker!

Because I hate Charles, everything he does just comes off very creepy. Like he is trying to have Babe all to himself, like a creepy collector of precious superpower kids, but he only wants Babe.

It's Whiny Winifred in the red Chicago Bulls jacket being annoying per usual.

I don't care what is being said. Whiny Winifred did not sabotage that car. He isn't smart enough for that. But I'm very curious what Kim's superpower is because he is constantly seen as the bigger presence in their arguments. He may be small, but he is mighty.

TRUST NONE OF THEM, ALAN! As usual, Charles conveniently arrives to save the day even though Dean saw Jeffrey messing with the car. This is mine and Dean's villain origin story. (Sonic, get your colors together, kid!)

Alan, don't save him! He don't want to be saved! He can see the future, but couldn't see himself getting caught? Go back to superpower school, Jeffrey! YOU SUCK!

I should be on Jeffrey's side because he is driving a blue vehicle, but he had to put "Home" into the GPS, and I can't trust a boy who doesn't know how to get back to the apartment he shares with Charlie . . . SINCE HE ISN'T GOING THERE! I guess you really are going back to superpower school since you are probably headed to Big Red's house, you LIAR!

Couldn't be bothered to wear blue for two episodes, and now you got nothing but blue, huh, Waymond? Odd choice, sir.

Charles is everywhere at all times. I think Waymond can control emotions, which is why he touches Babe, but I think Charles is mind controlling Babe. He is always in Babe's bubble! Back tf up, bruh.

And we're back to black because you are devoid of emotions since you are controlling everyone else's. I see you and Charles for the superpower manipulators you are.

Kimberly, in a garage full of blues, I only trust your red ass. Kimlock Holmes is gonna solve this case because that's what Kims do!

Are you conflicted now, Jeffrey? In the red and the blue because you know you fucked up and hurt Alan with your lies?

Pete is wearing blue. I trust this pretty man with my life.

I have believed that superpowers come from the hands for two episodes now. Waymond is always touching Babe then Babe looks happier. Charles is always touching Babe, then Babe concedes. So Peter not immediately taking Waymond's hand gives me faith that Peter KNOWS what is up because I think he has superpowers too!

Kenta, you do not have superpowers which is why he treats you like this. Kimberly is gonna love the fuck out of you though. All you have to do is murder your boss.

Did Big Red do this to you? MURDER YOUR SHITTY BOSS! You don't need a superpower for that. I'm rooting for you, hon.

My man has the blue blazer and the blue drink. He is proving his loyalty, and I couldn't love him more. This is how you prove you're trustworthy. You ease into the color. Unlike the Treacherous Trio: Charles, Jeffrey, and Waymond.

Barbie, I need you to pay attention. That hand on your arm is controlling you. Your powers are gone because Charles is fucking with your brain so he can take your racing spot. Don't let that lying bastard touch you!

WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM TOUCH YOU?! I know he is controlling your mind, but you gotta stop letting him touch you. Go two days without his touch and see how much clearer you'll start thing. You took him to you and Way's spot. I'm insulted for Way because this was sacred, yet Charles gets everything he wants . . . *mind control*

Alan, you wear a lot of green, and I love you for that. You are not in this red vs. blue bullshit. You are in a league of your own. I don't think you have superpowers, but if you did, it would be stealing hearts because I'm ready to lay my life down on the line for you, sir. You're perfect.

Sonic REFUSES to get his shit together. WEAR BLUE ALREADY, DAMN! But also, Decanus is not pleased with whatever is happening. Villain Era loading.

This scene would be adorable if Charles wasn't a lying pos.

Decanus, I know you are going to be with Whiny Winifred, so I'm gonna just call this game, and say you lose.

Wait, A SECRET THIRD OPTION?! Kim Possible, is that you player?!

Decanus, you are getting pushed by Alan next week, so I know you done fucked up. Sonic, still be doing wild color things next week too.

Alan, do not suck up to that child. He may be wearing blue in that moment, but his heart is red and not in the good way.

I still ONLY trust Alan, but he is falling for that lying kid, so he might slip in rankings next week, but Kimlock Holmes and Pete the Magic Dragon did no wrong this week, so my trust remains intact for them. I cannot wait until Kenta gets an ounce of love from Kimberly and it turns his entire life around (KILL YOUR SHITTY BOSS!).

Barbie is being mentally and emotionally controlled by Charles and Waymond, so here's hoping this show gets kinky, ties people's hands up, and sees just how powerful they are without the gift of touch.

Couldn't emotionally manipulate Peter, now could you, Waymond?

What is your superpower?

[fangirlwithoutafandom]

KP Rewatch : Favorite Episode

Rewatching Episode 7 really reminded me of all the things that made me fall in love with KinnPorsche the first time around.

Vegas getting his time to shine and Pete unable to look away. The first VegasPete crumbs that spawned a fandom.

Also spawned my favorite KP Fic of all time

Black Velvet by @kerrikins

Kinn finally overcoming his desperate clinging to this cold facade and being honest with himself and Porsche about how he feels.

Also The Kittasawat family trend of disarming the emotionally unavailable Theerapanyakul men.

The first crumbs of Kim having a human emotion and ...liking it ? As much as Kimlock holmes wants to resist Chay is too cute and he will be lost in his eyes. There was no place he could hide. Take me inside..and let me.... You get it.

Also spawning another one of my favorites

Cotton Candy Crush (I had to pause the episode to reread during THAT scene)

And more. Vegas Porsche Working together, everything being happy for just a brief moment and lots of Pete content.

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Kim: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

[turtlesocksv2]

Korn dies, Big lives AU :D

the AU we all deserve tbh.

Porsche was frequently visiting Big in the hospital. At first it was out of gratitude/guilt because they did Not get along but once they actually start talking and comparing notes it's Very Informative re: Korn's shit since Big was actively helping Kimlock Holmes try to investigate.

This info gathering + Porsche blackmailing Vegas into helping him with the promise of seeing Pete thing leads to them discovering atticwife Nampheung before the minor family shows up guns blazing. Because Gun absolutely is still gonna try that shit.

Korn died of a heart attack or stroke when Porsche confronts him about it all, no faking this time. No one blames Porsche for it. (except for Porsche himself a little bit, even if he very much is Team Fuck That Guy after everything. Kinn and Tankhun are just really sad/shocked for a bit and it makes porsche sad.)

Big is absolutely NOT cleared for duty during the coup but shows up anyway.

We still don't know what the hell Gun was going on about "The truth that Nampheung is -" because he still gets shot before he can reveal it, leaving us all frustrated and confused once again.

[chaos0pikachu]

Kim’s story and character in kinnporsche is so fucking funny b/c you look at him with his sexy gender hair flip and leather jacket and his murder board and his unhinged feral cat killing bitches in a bar energy and then chay sings him a corny love song and he’s like oh fuck oh fuck oh shit I’m so fucking charmed fuck and he goes from kimlock holmes to kimlor swift in .5 secs