#kills demonkicks in horrifying tragic ways. teehee ^-^-^

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broke: William is the Archivist, Clarence is Gertrude, and Mallard is Jonah. Cliché, a little boring, doesn't exactly make sense, horrifying yaoi implications

woke: Vyncent is the Archivist, Jason is Gertrude, Mallard is still Jonah. Interesting, new, makes sense, works with the lore of pd, means that William is Martin and Clarence is P. Lukas, minor implication that Emily is Gerry

bespoke: Dakota is Tim and Ashe is Sasha in both.