#killer but barton really does some people wrong sometimes. and he thinks it's funny all the while like somebody pleaseee punch him in that-
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i find the fact that barton is SUCH a hater that he even judges copycat killers who are committing crimes because they admire him for whatever reason strangely kind of funny and also diabolical. because how are you going to judge someone for doing something that is intentionally pretty close to what you're doing, but act like you can't see all the wrong that you're doing. like it makes me think this man's blinders should be PAID for how big they are lmaooo.
but i'm being so serious with y'all when i say that barton's first thought whenever he hears that someone is conducting killings like his is usually something along the lines of ' ew. ' and it is also a thing that he is so proud that he will kill or send his daughter to kill any copycats that he attracts once he founds out who they are, like OMG. you'd think that barton might be at least a little bit intrigued as to why they admire him, but NOPE. he just wants them slain and yet ( this is where the diabolical part comes in, y'all ) he will approach them like he wants to work with them because they show ' potential ' or whatever and then whenever they get all excited and ask him what he wants them to do first because, 'yay, the totally not evil guy ( total sarcasm here ofc LOL ) that i admire wants to take me under his wing!'
barton will literally just go ' oh, yeah. psyche! uhh i was actually lying, the first and last act that you can do for me is die ' before he CACKLES at his own remark and kills them like uhh. sir... why are you like this? ☠️ JSJSJ i mean, like i said in a previous post, he is so unserious sometimes at such messed up moments like this that it makes me wonder whether he is constantly trolling; or if some of this behavior of his is actually genuine. which would actually be sort of scary to think about because that would make him even more of a menace in a way
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#JSJSJ i know that none of y'all asked for the return of unserious barton™ but this just popped up in my head and i#he is so? devious for no reason?? like taking the effort to make someone think that you want to work with them even though there is so many#thing's wrong with that for obvious reasons and then doing a complete 180 on them / being like ' oh no i was just joking about that. sorry-#you have to die now ' is JSJSJ ☠️ and then whenever he walks away from their corpse he's just humming along to a lady gaga or something#like he didn't just stab someone is... OOF. i mean sure they were not a good person themselves bc they were trying to copy a literal serial#killer but barton really does some people wrong sometimes. and he thinks it's funny all the while like somebody pleaseee punch him in that-#god awful prideful smirk that he probably has on his face after killing his copycats bc he totally deserves it AHHH#tw: mentions of murder.
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