#kid is many things but he is first and foremost a smartass

[dontcareplusthisholeistoosmall]

the obvious gag for Baby Death The Kid’s First Word is that it was “symmetry” and i see that but i raise you:

[ciaossu-imagines]

prompt 4&7 for dino and fon maybe? also your last prompt answer makes me laugh omg bless you

Always glad to amuse someone! Most people who know me irl don’t find me all that funny (I get told to stop being a smartass way too many times) so it’s gratifying that some of you guys do! Onto the actual request though - prompt four is limited to one word if the request is above a single character request so could you let me know which word you want? (It’s just to make these requests quick and easy to get out, sorry) Prompt 7 had no limit though - they’re nothing but easy!

Dino

“Autumn” or “Fall?

Dino’s never called it fall and never heard the saying before he met and befriended an American mafia kid during his school days. He’s always referred to the season as autumn and still does even if the other person calls it fall...it just sounds weird to him to call it that.

Pumpkin Carving or Apple Picking?

Pumpkin carving all the way. While he doesn’t mind apple picking, it’s a little too relaxed and sedate for Dino to maintain interest in it for more than a half an hour at most. He loves pumpkin carving though since there’s so much to it - you need to choose the perfect pumpkin, pick it, haul it to wherever you’re going to be carving it, decide on your design, scoop out the pumpkin cuts, actually carve the design...it’s just active and a constant process which appeals to him far more.

Halloween or Thanksgiving?

Dino prefers Thanksgiving. While he loves Halloween, the childlike fun and the tricks and treats that come with it, he’s a very family oriented person and Thanksgiving is a very family oriented holiday. He likes to have the occasion to really show his appreciation and give his thanks to his family and loved ones.

Cashmere or Flannel?

Dino prefers cashmere. He really likes the extra warmth of it since he can get run a bit cold at times. He probably has a favourite cardigan or something that he throws over a t-shirt or button down that’s made of cashmere - it’s super-soft and comfortable and warm.

Cool and Crisp or Warm and Foggy?

Dino prefers cool and crisp, even if he does get cold. He likes wearing a coat and layers and the cold weather is perfect for that.

Yankee Candles or Roaring Fireplace?

Yankee candles, though he’d never admit to it. He’d be so embarrassed if anyone knew that he liked scented candles as much as he does. In autumn, he really likes more seasonal scents, like the autumn woods or cinnamon stick scents.

Scarves or Berets?

Scarves. Dino doesn’t like berets, they don’t look right on him and they seem too hipsterish and pretentious.

Cinnamon or Nutmeg?

Cinnamon for taste but nutmeg for scent.

Reading a Book or Watching a Movie?

Both. Dino simply cannot choose - it will really depend on his mood what he’d like to do since he loves relaxing in front of a movie but equally enjoys books, especially since he can find a place to relax outside with a good book.

Halloweentown or Nightmare Before Christmas?

Dino likes Halloweentown - it’s just silly and charming. He’s only ever seen the first one though; he just never seems to get around to watching the sequels. 

Hot Chocolate or Apple Cider?

Dino prefers hot chocolate, especially if it’s a hot chocolate that’s slightly different, such as a jalapeno spiced hot chocolate or a dark hot chocolate with peppermint pieces or something.

Wool Socks or Slippers?

Dino doesn’t like wool socks, they itch his feet quite a bit. However, he does have a pair of slippers, years old and really beat up, that he loves.

Trick or Treat?

Tricks, most definitely. He’s not a huge eater and though he likes sweets, a good trick and adventure always beats a sweet treat.

Marshmallows or Whipped Cream?

Whipped cream but only if it’s true whipped cream. He really hates Reddiwhip or the canned whipped cream.

Jack or Sally?

Dino likes Jack. He’s only watched Nightmare Before Christmas once and doesn’t remember all of it but he remembers thinking that Jack was a pretty cool character.

Goosebumps or Are You Afraid of the Dark?

The Midnight Society all the way. Goosebumps was more tame and the only thing he remembers from it was the theme music whereas Are You Afraid had some genuinely scary shows and there’s a few episodes he can still tell you the story of, even though he hasn’t watched them in years.

Plaid or Neutrals?

Neutrals. Dino isn’t big into a lot of patterns and he’s not suited to pull off the lumberjack look.

Coffee or Tea?

Dino likes coffee. It’s funny because he used to hate it until Reborn entered his life. He drinks his coffee almost exactly like Reborn drinks his - it ended up being another part of Dino that Reborn strongly influenced.

Studyblr or Halloween Blog?

Studyblr - though he’s relaxed and adventurous, let’s not forget that Dino is extremely intelligent and a well-respected mafia boss who saved his family from financial peril. He appreciates organization, hard work, and all that and studyblrs would appeal more to him.

Red or Gold?

Gold - the yellow leaves are always the first to pop for him when he’s out looking at the changing leaves in autumn.

Blankets or Pillows?

Pillows. Dino can’t sleep without something under his head, whether it be his arm, a pillow, or just his jacket bunched up and stuck under his head. He can easily do without blankets but does need that pillow-like cushion.

Cabins or Cottages?

Cottages. A cabin is always wooden and rustic while cottages can be so many things and take so many shapes. Their versatility appeals to Dino.

Scary or Spoopy?

Dino likes to be scared at times - he doesn’t want to be in actual danger or anything but the thrill of a good scare has its fun.

Sweaters or Boots?

Sweaters all the way but only because Dino really loves his sneakers and, if he could, he’d wear them all year round. They’re just so comfortable.

Caramel Apples or Candy Apples?

Dino actually doesn’t like either of these - he pulled out a filling on a caramel apple as a kid and lost a tooth while eating a candy apple in his early teens. These sweet treats just do not seem to agree with him.

Hay Rides or Leaf Peeking?

Leaf Peeking. He really likes to go for a hike to some really scenic spots, usually by himself. It’s one of the few times he gets to be alone...or as alone as his family allows him to be. He always takes along a camera and has caught some really nice shots.

Fon

“Autumn” or “Fall?

Autumn is the correct term in most of the world and is the one Fon prefers to use. If the person he is speaking to prefers to use fall though, Fon will easily switch over to using fall as well so that the other person feels more at ease in the conversation.

Pumpkin Carving or Apple Picking?

Fon prefers apple picking and is quick at it. He can gather quite a bit and enjoys the physical work of it along with the more spiritual, communing with nature feel of it.

Halloween or Thanksgiving?

Fon prefers Halloween. Halloween is for children first and foremost and Fon has a soft spot for children. Though he doesn’t like to do a lot of celebrate the holiday himself, he will make sure to have treats for trick or treaters and loves seeing all the happy children in their costumes.

Cashmere or Flannel?

Fon likes flannel but only if it’s 100% cotton flannel. He’s allergic to wool.

Cool and Crisp or Warm and Foggy?

Both sides of nature make Fon equally happy. The cool and crisp days are just as nice as warm and foggy days - he enjoys being outside more on the cool and crisp days but enjoys sitting on a porch drinking a hot cup of tea on a warm and foggy morning.

Yankee Candles or Roaring Fireplace?

Fon doesn’t own any scented candles, preferring the real smells of nature or spices. The scent, sound and look of a burning fireplace appeals to him far more - he can happily drift off in front of it.

Scarves or Berets?

Fon wears a scarf if it gets really warm outside but doesn’t like hats overly much - they make his hair really staticky. 

Cinnamon or Nutmeg?

Fon prefers nutmeg and uses it in quite a bit of his cooking.

Reading a Book or Watching a Movie?

Fon reads more than he watches television. In the autumn, he likes to read longer novels as opposed to the short stories he frequents in summer.

Halloweentown or Nightmare Before Christmas?

Honestly, unless someone physically made him sit down and watch these all the way through, Fon will make it through his entire life without watching the full movie of either of these.

Hot Chocolate or Apple Cider?

Fon likes hot apple cider. However, he can’t handle it at all when it gets cold; the taste gets much too strong and it makes him gag.

Wool Socks or Slippers?

Again, due to his wool allergy, Fon can’t wear wool socks. He has house slippers but rarely wears them, preferring bare feet whenever possible.

Trick or Treat?

Fon likes the treats of Halloween, though he eats none of them. He likes to give them out though, enjoying how happy it makes others to receive them.

Marshmallows or Whipped Cream?

Neither - Fon doesn’t drink hot cocoa often and prefers it plain when he does.

Jack or Sally?

Again, Fon wouldn’t really understand this reference. He’d be more of a Sally person though as her kind heart and loyalty to Jack would make him root for her happiness.

Goosebumps or Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Fon doesn’t understand this reference either; he really watches very, very little television.

Plaid or Neutrals?

Neither. Fon likes the heavier, more saturated jewel tones that come in autumn, the deep burgundies and burnt oranges. 

Coffee or Tea?

While Fon will drink the occasional coffee, he does prefer tea overall, no matter the season.

Studyblr or Halloween Blog?

Halloween blogs would appeal to Fon more, especially if they focused on the more fun, family friendly side of Halloween.

Red or Gold?

Fon’s favourite colour is red so he will always choose a red.

Blankets or Pillows?

Though he truly needs neither of these, Fon would sooner go without a pillow than without a blanket.

Cabins or Cottages?

Cabins are rustic and simple, more natural than cottages and their backwoods simplicity is more suited to Fon.

Scary or Spoopy?

Spoopy all the way. As mentioned, Fon is all about the family friendly side of Halloween rather than the horror and macabre of the holiday.

Sweaters or Boots?

Fon prefers a good pair of boots in the autumn, since he is outdoors a lot during the season.

Caramel Apples or Candy Apples?

If he had to pick, Fon much prefers candy apples for their vibrant colour.

Hay Rides or Leaf Peeking?

Fon enjoys being outside in autumn because of the changing of the season, the leaves colouring and falling and leaf peeking would be something he looks forward to whenever he thinks of autumn.

[marianneforbes]

A response to “Reasonable Questions for Anti-SJW‘s”.

I will not write down the actual questions, because I am a lazy bastard. Instead I will just link the video here so you can watch it for yourselves, as well as the name of the people asking these questions and at what point in the video you can find these questions.

Let’s get started. Some of these questions are actually quite good, while others are cringeworthy.

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCNudQKTJM

T1J – 0.20

Are you able to understand the point of many of these YouTube-videos? They are, first and foremost, entertainers, and it’s funnier and more engaging to watch someone pretend to lose their shit over the stupidity of the SJW than just sit there and say “I disagree with you”. However, despite their reactions they bring up valid points.

hbomberguy – 0.32

They look cool.

demotivatoropinion – 0.34

I defy the right wing as people who typically have more conservative values: pro-life, anti-gun control, has a more narrow-minded view on immigration, holds on to family values, anti-same-sex-marriage, doesn’t believe in climate change, and holds on to religious values.

That is the most general description of a right-winger. Obviously not everyone who identifies as right-wing fits that description, and some are more radical in their opinion than others. The reason why I don’t like being labeled right-wing is because the things I value are more on par with the left: I am pro-choice, pro-gun control (to a certain extent), don’t really care about family values, pro-same-sex-marriage, believe in climate change and don’t really care about religious values. The only thing I agree more with the right than the left is when it comes to immigration.

I do not bash the left, I bash only the most extremes: those who want to label everything they don’t agree with as “hate speech”. The reason why I don’t bash the right as much is because they are not as loud as the SJW, nor are they telling me I should keep my opinions to myself because it “triggers” them.

Thom Avella – 0.58

The problem is that most SJW are not willing to hold a conversation. If you disagree with them, they will label you as racist, sexist and bigoted and say that everything you say is “hate speech”.

Philip Moriarty – 1.11

Just because you like to shit-post doesn’t mean you are not capable of holding a rational discussion. Twitter is not the best place to hold a discussion, since you can’t write a tweet longer than 140 letters.

hbomberguy – 1.36

Haha, very funny.

Michael Rowlands – 1.40

Are you fucking serious? Words such as “racism”, “sexism”, “bigotry”, “rape”, “sexual harassment”, etc. have all lost their meaning because of you people! Sorry, but that is a little bit more serious than anything the antis have ever done!

hbomberguy – 1.55

You are part of a group that supports BlackLivesMatter and Islam! You have no room to talk here.

Kristi Winters – 2.18

Let me say that Kristi Winters is a condescending cunt, who has proven herself to deserve no form of respect whatsoever.

No, Kristi, FEMINISTS are the ones misrepresenting the feminist movement! You go on and on about this invisible patriarchy that no one but you can see. However, when someone brings up actual oppression of the women in Saudi Arabia you silence us and continue to talk about how bad things are for women in the First World.  

And the reason why we don’t take up the strongest feminist arguments, the ones actually talking about the oppression of women under Islam, is because we agree with them.

Chrisiousity – 2.40

I think many people would be interested in working with you if you could find a middle ground to stand on. The problem is that many SJW tend to block the antis on social media platforms.

Steve Shives – 3.14

Well speaking of SJW blocking antis, we have the king of it himself.

Third wave feminism is an ideology, not a movement, that believes that white, cis, heterosexual men should be at the bottom of the social hierarchy, and that women, LGBT-people and ethnic minorities are such precious wittle babies who needs to be protected from the evil patriarchy.

The reason why I hate third wave feminism is because I don’t like being told that I’m oppressed, and that men are naturally my enemy just because I’m a woman. I also don’t like how it gives free passes to violent groups such as BlackLivesMatter and Islam because those poor wittle blacks and Muslims are so oppressed and we need to cater to their poor feelings.

Ranting Feminist – 3.34

Because Trigglypuff is everything antis have said SJW are. She is disgustingly fat, has weird hair, hipster glasses, loud, obnoxious, childish and throws a temper tantrum just because she did not agree with the speakers.

demotivatoropinion – 3.59

This is actually a good question.

No, you don’t have to answer for the actions of every feminists. When it comes down to it, you are an individual, and you don’t need to answer for anyone else.

hbomberguy – 4.16

Seriously asshole, why are you here? You are ridiculous.

The reason why we get pissed off at the SJW for not talking about real problems is because they pretend that their problems are just the worst, and when someone dares to bring up other problems they silence the conversation.

Thom Avella – 4.53

Because when voices like Franchesca Ramsey, Laci Green and Anita Sarkeesian are the loudest, feminist academia means jack shit! No one actually knows about modern day feminist literature, but people watch and listens to those three I just mentioned. Hate to say it, but feminist academia doesn’t represent modern day feminism, but those three do.

Steve Shives – 4.59

I like Christina Hoff Sommers, and her books Who Stole Feminism and The War Against Boys.

Michal Rowlands – 5.28

Eh? Where did you get that idea from? No one does that, except for you guys.

hbomberguy – 5.49

Seriously, why are you here, and why do you get to ask so many questions? This is your fifth question in this video! I wanted to be challenged, but you’re not offering any challenges at all!

Chrisiousity – 6.19

The reason why I’m so critical of the religion of Islam and its people is because I see what it has done to Europe, and everything that’s happened in Germany, France, Britain and other places. My own country has been quite lucky in this matter, but others haven’t.

Yes, you can be a Muslim and not agree with everything said in the Quran, just like most Christians in the western world wouldn’t agree with the insane shit written in the Bible. The difference is that Islam does not have a separation of church and state like the Christian world does, and many Muslims are in favor of Sharia-laws – some of the most violent and barbaric laws in the world. Ask any former Muslim and they will tell you how awful those laws are.

T1J – 7.30

Because black people make no attempt to get out of their ghettos, and instead turn to a life of crime and violence. White people don’t force you to glorify the crime lords and follow their foot-steps. Then they play the victim card and tell a white person that it’s all their fault, even if they’ve never met that person before.

BlackLivesMatter should be demonized because it’s a violent, racist, pro-black supremacy group. Just look at those four kids who beat up another guy just for being white. Whether they were part of BLM or not is not relevant, because this is the kind of behavior that BLM promotes! 

Kristi Winter – 7.56

Oh hey look, it’s Bitchy Winter again.

I’ll start talking about white-on-white crime when white people start marching on the streets, burn buildings, crash cars and beat up people and police officers shouting “WhiteLivesMatter” in response to black-on-white crime!

The reason why so many people make videos about black-on-black crime is because the biggest threat to black people are other black people. If you took your time to listen to the black people against the BLM-movement, they would say exactly this.

If you’re going to be  smartass with a smug smirk, make sure you’re actually, you know, smart. Otherwise you’re just being a dumbass.

hbomberguy – 8.09

Nope, I’ll skip this! Can’t stand this kid!

Steve Shives – 8.20

Wow, this was actually a decent question and from Steve Shives.

Believe it or not, but most people who are racist are okay with saying things like “no blacks here”, and find nothing wrong with treating non-whites as inferior. However, it is also worth noting that racism and prejudice are not the same things. Putting labels on people is the last thing we need to do.

Chrisiousity – 8.40

There are laws to prevent this from happening. If someone openly discriminates you based on your race, such as not giving you a job just because you’re black, you have every right to sue that person.

T1J – 9.02

The ridiculous thing is that you have failed to see why people have an issue with BlackLivesMatter. SJW likes to pretend that just because you say BlackLivesMatter it doesn’t mean that you think white people doesn’t matter, but the fact is that that is exactly what the riots and protestors in the BLM-movement are saying. Just look how everyone who defends BLM defends the four kids who beat up another guy just because he ws white.

demotivatoropinion – 9.20

No, I don’t think that a man who wants equality for women just wants to get laid. What I don’t understand is why a man would support a group that demonizes him.

Kristi Winters – 9.40

No I will not call them out for it. Those words don’t hurt you physically, so I don’t see why they should be banned. Need I remind you, cunt, that feminists and SJW are often talking about “toxic” masculinity, and how men who likes to be masculine are beasts.

So let’s make a deal: I will stop doing this (even though I’ve never done it) when you stop saying that men who likes to be though are suffering from toxic masculinity.

Philip Moriarty – 10.09

People also subscribe because he says stuff they don’t want to hear, just to hear a different point of view. Others for the entertainment. The rest because he tells them what they want to hear.

If you want to know a situation where the amount of followers mattered, I suggest you watch this video by The Amazing Atheist about Steve Shives.

Michael Rowlands – 10.45

The difference between SJW and antis is that when SJW talk about safe spaces and trigger warnings they are being 100% serious, while antis are just doing so at the expense of the SJW. The reason why we hate safe spaces and trigger warnings is because SJW demand everyone to cater to their safe space, where they can continue to act like 7-year-old children and never have their feelings hurt.

Also, don’t criticize people for hiding behind avatars and fake names when you are in a video with two people who hides behind cartoon avatar, and some of them also has fake names! And a lot of people hide behind fake names to protect themselves. Remember how Franchesca Ramsey tried to get Sargon of Akkad thrown off Patreon (his livelihood) because he did not agree with her? And Chris Ray Gun said in his response video that some SJW called a former job of his to try to get him fired, because they did not like what he was saying. And Bitchy Winters doxxed Bearing.

So if you’re going to criticize people for hiding behind avatars and fake names, take a look at your community and ask yourself why!

T1J – 11.09

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me!

BlackLivesMatter, which you scolded us for not supporting, burns buildings, wrecks cars, beats up people on the street, tweets things like “white people must die”, sends death threats to people for daring to criticizing them (even if they are a 16-year-old black kid), and promotes and defends torture of a mentally-disabled white teenager. And now you are scolding the antis for not telling their fans to stop with a little bit of online harassment that the antis also have to deal with!

You are a fucking hypocrite, you know that?

Ranting Feminist – 11.42

I don’t because everyone gets harassed online, antis as well. When you go out in public with your views, there will always be people who disagrees with you, and some of them are harsher and louder than others. Some of them are just trolls.

If anyone is doing the harassment it’s SJW. The “harassment” done by antis are usually just response videos where they offer a different point of view - some of them are meaner than others. Feminists and SJW are actually trying to destroy people’s livelihood, which is a far worse sort of harassment!

Philip Moriarty – 11.47

You are right. The best way to get a broad and unbiased perspective of an issue is to read more than one article (preferably a few from both sides of the argument) Just look at the videos made by TL;DR and Sargon of Akkad. They do a spectacular form of research.

Unfortunately, it’s the SJW who refuses to see anything from a different perspective. I would not say that SJW are kind in their methods, because they can be quite vile in the way they speak to people who don’t share their views.

Kristi Winters – 12.25 (Just fucking end me)

Egalitarian means what egalitarian means: Everyone are equal. Nothing more needs to be said about it. Are you seriously this butthurt that people don’t want to see themselves as part of your man-hating ideology?

Philip Moriarty – 12.39

I guess you’re talking about Sargon of Akkad’s petition to ban gender studies in colleges (a petition I myself signed).

The reason why I hate it is because 1) Gender studies is where social justice warriors go to get brainwashed into thinking that they are a group of oppressed snowflakes and gain their victim complex, and 2) It’s a career choice that doesn’t lead anywhere, but they still complain when men make more money than them. Instead they could have read something similar, but would also lead to a career (law and politics for example).

Ranting Feminist – 12.56

Anita Sarkeesian is one of the most prominent feminists on YouTube, and has made a career out of conning people of their money.

Thom Avella – 12.59

Why are you so obsessed with citing Sargon of Akkad? I mean, this is borderline “Notice me, senpai”-complex that you have with him.

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The only “reasonable” questions came from Chrisiousity, demotivatoropinion and Philip Moriarty. Their questions had some ground to stand on, and you could tell that these poor souls had actually sat down and really thought what they should ask in this video. It is too bad that they are not in the majority here, and they are being automatically categorized together with the rest of these morons.

Ranting Feminist and Thom Avella weren’t cringe-worthy at all, but neither did they offer any solid questions that required some thinking.

T1J and Michael Rowlands were equally as bad. Either they are too stupid to understand what is really going on around them, or they are the stereotypical SJW who likes to cover their ears whenever someone presents with a different point of view.

Steve Shives really had no right to be here, but I don’t want to bash him too much since everybody else already does it and I genuinely feel sorry for him. His wife is a feminazi who calls him a sexist just for preferring Angel to Buffy.

Kristi Winters is, as I said, a condescending bitch. She wants to pretend she is better than everybody else, but if you look into her eyes you see nothing but evil. She was the one who put together this video, but she completely failed to see the hypocrisy in many of these statements (maybe you have to be a non-hypocrite to be able to spot hypocrisy). Just the way she speaks in this video makes you wonder how anyone could listen to her, and not see through her.

And I don’t think it’s even worth saying that much about hbomberguy because he contributed nothing to this video.