#kickflip the warrior cat

[x-crowmancer-x]

this is my Warrior Cats OC his name is Kickflip

likes: skateboards, kicks, flips, skateboard tricks, flame designs, mt dew, battles, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Squirrelflight, Brightheart, Cinderheart, Briarlight, Graystripe

dislikes: twolegs, shadowclan, Ashfur, thunderpath monsters, dark forest traitors, foxes, dogs, cops, cold water

[lagomorphpaw]

a look of guilt? of recognition? she wasn't sure; the tabby blinked it away, her green gaze betraying nothing more.

🇵🇸 help youssef and his family evacuate gaza! (vetted)

[theseuswing]

Soul headcanons GO!!!

- He wears a knee brace on his right leg (projecting 😓). He would not be able to kickflip the trident if he didn't wear this knee brace (or be able to do anything active, really)

- Misophonia (Sly said this and I 100% agree)

- He decorates his trident with rings, keychains, stickers, and anything else he might find fun to add

- He/it (but prefers he)

- The only one of hms to actually form (?) as male, Heart and Mind formed as female

- Will wear the most gnarly, dirty, fowl, ripped clothes you have ever seen. If you question him he says he thinks he looks badass in them but really he's just too tired to get new clothes

- Adding to this, he adds buttons & pins to all of this clothes to spice them up a bit

- His room is an absolute mess, but he still somehow knows where everything is placed

- Undiagnosed dyslexia

- #1 Hater

- Besides singing and listening to music, he likes to get his frustrations out through painting. He isn't that good at it but it calms him down and thats what matters the most

- He (and also the rest of hms) loses his ability to speak sometimes

- Would participate in vulture culture if H&M didn't find it weird

- Probably listens to vocaloid to some extent

- He loves mango smoothies (projecting again)

- Almost always exhausted. Spends most of his time laying in bed or on his bedroom floor. Sometimes in other areas of the house if he at least wants to leave his room that day

- Adding to that, if he does leave his room just to lay down he'll almost always find a spot in the sun to lay down in, like a cat

- He also likes cats but due to being allergic (and so is the rest of the cj cinematic universe) he can't own one

- Was probably a warrior cats kid and still has his shitty warrior cats animations from 2013 somewhere

[sundaynightbombers-blog]

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Improving your social life is important because your friends might have money and they may buy you nice things like Gucci slides and tickets to Coachella. The best friends you can find this summer are rich friends, it's common knowledge that rich people cannot be arrested. The fastest way to be YOUR BEST YOU is money, cold-hard cash all the way. Of course, money cannot be accessed by a large portion of uncool losers, but we got something to tell you uncool losers; we can help you too!

Summer 2018 is all about brand names, vlogging, and secretive drug abuse. Don't have Louis Vuitton red soles on your shoes? You're not going to succeed this summer. But, you can still hopefully afford spray paint! Nobody will notice, nobody actually knows what Louis Vuitton look like. These red soles will get your preferred sexual partner totally riled up, if that's what you want, of course.

Which leads me to my next point, spend all of your money on things made by unpaid, sweaty children. People will love this, and they will say, "Hey I love that sweater! Is that Joe Fresh?" You will say, "Yes, it is." Shop strategically, only go to unethical chains and only shop fast-fashion. Never spend any more than $6 on a t-shirt. Your clothing only has to last until your preferred sexual partner tears it off, if that is something you're looking for, of course. People will judge you based on what bag you carry, so make sure to carry the bags people like, this is important, make sure your bags look something like this,

If succeeding socially doesn't fulfill your empty heart this summer, there are, of course, other options. You could turn to crime. Everybody loves the anti-hero, you need a tragic backstory that will draw people to empathize and love you. If you're a teacher with cancer or a kid being bullied, crime may be the best option for you. A criminal empire will get you the respect from your peers that you so dearly desire, or fear, basically the same thing anyhow.

Learn how to do a kickflip, practice playing chess, eat a plant-based diet, vote in your local elections. That stuff's okay, too, but likely won't net you any social dominance. You need to be bigger and more robust than your compatriots, able to tear them in half if they attempt to encroach upon your nest. As the alpha, you need to turn to performance-enhancing drugs. You won't even have to work that much to become a very strong young knicker-bopper, injecting needles into your butt-cheeks feels kind of good, too.

Adopt a cat, teach it combat maneuvers, send it back out on the street to challenge other cats.

Your contemporaries will call you a vixen, a brave-hearted warrior.

Learn to surf on YouTube, tell everybody.

They will believe you.

Buy a hat and start to wear it every day, but make sure that the world can still see your undercut.

The world needs to see your undercut.

Buy a motorcycle and gas-out people in parking lots.

They will think you're the best.

Don't worry about making friends and concentrate fully on projecting the knowledge that you are, in fact, the strongest, fastest, most intelligent, funniest, best at sex person that you know.

People love confidence.