#khub

[pishifuzul]

subaru lesbianism to bmw trannyism pipeline

[artcinemas]

eye shob je h//ndul//vesmatter account er name shunei matha betha shuro hoyejaye ki hotochara manush maneki shoti kochi common sense use korte jane na ki and oi rh//s/ka mei toh bolche ki sati bhalo jinish. mathaye puro haga diye bhora eider shob.

[blossoms-and-possums]

50 cents to get riptide in multiple colours 🫡

what a bargain. i fucking love kmart

[cafffeineconnoisseur]

All those kota cases have started making sense to me.

[ddurandals]

arro kichhu kaaj nayi amaar :/

[chickenisamazing]

I hope my uncle and aunt actually don't mind that we kept her for the night 😭 they were pretty chill about it they were like okay whatever you think is best

I felt a little bad about it but also like. My mom said she should stay so I can't be like no I'll take her home. And it's nice having her around. I feel like I'm actually participating in real life instead of wasting away in my room lol.

[projapotimusichd]

তাসলিমা সরকারের সেরা কষ্টের গান💔বুক ফাটা কষ্টের গান😭Bangla New Sad Song🔥...

[arindam-969]

Heat

[saifali1590]

পৃথিবীটা খুব ছোটো হয়ে গেছে পাখি / সাইফ আলি

পৃথিবীটা খুব ছোটো হয়ে গেছে পাখিবন মন নেই শরীরেই বাসা বাঁধো,শ্রোতাহীন এই জনপদে কেনো বৃথাআলো ফুটতেই প্রতিদিন গলা সাধো? এখানে ওখানে রাস্তার আশেপাশেপোকা ধরে গেছে মনুষ্যত্বের লাশেলোভাতুর জীভ লকলকে উচ্ছ্বাসেপেতে আছে শত সহস্র নীল ফাঁদও।। খুব সাবধানে খুব সাবধানে পাখিএসো শিকারীর দিকে নিবিড় দৃষ্টি রাখিপোষমানা কোনো বন্ধুর আহ্বানেসহজ না করি ছোটোখাটো অপরাধও।।০২.০৮.২৩

[olivia-calidamn]

these boots i got from a sickass decked out Khub on a road trip journey back in April are apparently too big now but i’m still wearin them around work

[siya-sayani]

Bas ek din tum aur mai yu hi mil gye, chai pe humne do baatein ki...baaton mei khub Jana humne ek dusre ko, aur jab jaane ki bari aayi to tumne haath pkd liya Mera... " Yu hi zindagi bhar nhi reh skte kya yaha?" Bas tabse shuru hui humari Prem kahani

[falcon943]

Tere liye kya misaal du

Tu faraz ki shayeri ki tarah khub hai

Tujhe kya pata tu kyaa hai mere liye

Tu garmiyo ki chao hai tu sardiyo ki dhup hai

[cafffeineconnoisseur]

ikrrrrr

Same like they are pretty shitty lol but drama sathi vagre

Jsjsksksl I have never heard of it lmao but okayyy 😭😭😭

Do u watch any Marathi serial (most of them are shit and hopeless ik but still😭?)

This made me so happy cuz it's concerning but funny hehe.

So I don't watch any serials or anything but jevha aai or aaji baghat astat mala dokvayla khub avadta taaaa yk.....

Julun yeti reshimgaathi - Bro this was so cute omg I was kinda young when this came out so I don't even remember the storyline but I LOVE ADITYA AND MEGHNA OMG AND THE THEME SONG WAS SO GOOD SHSJSKSKS

Honar soon mi ya Ghar chi - AGAIN JANHVI AND SHREE WERE FAB baki mala kahich athvat nahi lol

Agabai sasubai - the babddya wala serial cuz it was literally so funny for a while cuz of the whole babddya thing yk

Aai kuthe Kay karte- Okay ik it's getting a little concerning but the drama between arundhati and sanjana is so funny lol baki it's shitty

Majhya navryachi bayko- again this was so funny cuz of Shanaya lmao. I remember I had this pick me girl in class and we used to call her Shanaya 💀

Mi baghat nahi but asa randomly it's so funny omg. Tu pahate ka kuthle?

[choppedphilosopherharmony]

hii sending you the tumblr hug🫂🤍 pass it on to as many mutuals as you want to make someone's day better <3

Gift from Shantiniketan tomar jonyo✨🌸

Awwwwwwww , Thankuuuuu😭🥺❤️

আমি এর মধ্যে দুটো জিনিস নেব

1. ওই shakalaka boom boom পেন্সিল ( যেটা দিয়ে একটা গডজিলা এঁকে সেটাকে পুষবো , বাড়ির পিছনের বাগানটায় 😀, বাড়িতে কেউ marks জিজ্ঞেস করতে এলে ছেড়ে দেব গায়ে )

2. ওই lighter গুলোর একটা ( লোকজনকে gaslighting করতে 🥰)

শান্তিনিকেতন বেশ ভালো জায়গা , পচুউউর বুদ্ধিজীবি সংস্কৃতিবান লোকজন সকালবেলা হাত ধরাধরি করে শাড়ি পাঞ্জাবী পরে ইনি বিনি টাপাটিনি নাচে , রাতে কাগজফুল দিয়ে সাজানো aesthetic নামওয়ালা বাড়িগুলোতে গিয়ে মদ গিলে বালাপোশ টেনে ঘুমিয়ে পরে । ( এই so called elite গুলোই দেশে কোনো দুর্নীতি বা কিছু হলে গিটার বাজিয়ে তিনটে গান , চারটে ছবি , সাতটা কবিতা লিখে ফেসবুক ভরিয়ে দেয় , বইমেলার season এলে "অমুক স্টলে সতেরো তারিখ সন্ধে ছ'টা থেকে আমায় পাবেন" লিখে status দেয় , এদের করা শ্রেষ্ঠ প্রতিবাদের ভাষা হল "তীব্র ধিক্কার জানাই😠")

Jokes apart মজা করো খুব , আরো ছবি তোলো ভালো ভালো ❤️

Ami Ekhane pray notun , tobu jader post dekhte khub vallage tader tag করলাম🙂

@numpypandas @intellectual6666 @arjokonna @kaalbela @shinatafrin @m0onlove @moonhymnss @lorelaisgf @aahanna @aahanna-backup @jukti-torko-golpo @masumaaziz

[msbhagirathi]

The Madhumati Gupta Buaji Weekly

Mugzeen Adison (Magazine Edition)

Namaste Nandkisore!

Aasaa karat hain ki, nandkisore, aap sab logan theek haai. Hum logan bhi theek haai, nandkisore. Sasi babua bhi ab theek hi haai bas pahile se tanik kamjor hui gaye, chhari ke sahare chalat haain ab. Aoor humka bataye rahe ki oo ki ee halat bhi oo Syaam ki kirpa rahi. Humra mann toh karat raha ki oo sasure ko ek ghumaai ke lagay de ki jindagi bhar phir aisan kucho karat ki jurrat naa karihe, haa.

Chalo choro babua/bitiya. Arre nandkisore ab tanik aapan baat bhi karau, ghar mein sab logan theek haai na? Tohre Amma-Bauji, tohri kauno humre jaisan Buaji hau toh oo sab theek haai na, nandkisore?

Ab kaa batyay tohka, nandkisore. Kal parso ki baat rahi, Sanka Devi aayi gayi phudakti-phudakti Laxminagar. Humka kahine lagi ki Arnav babua ke daftar mein kauno mugzeen-wugzeen ke khaatir humka kucho likhna haai. Hum kahe ki ab nandkisore humre jamane mein toh hum aoor tohre phuphaji itni chitthi likhat rahe ki bas pucho naahi. Toh oo kahi ki theek haai buaji aap chitthi likh ke humko bataay dena hum aa kar le jayenge, ab humri buddhi bhi umar ke kaaran mand pari rahi, oo ka jaaye ke baad, hum bhi bhul gaye nandkisore.

Saara kaam karke aaike baithe the, ki oo ka fone aayi gaya, humka puchi ki chhitthi likhe haai ki naahi, toh hum kahe, nandkisore, kaam mein thora byast hoyi gaye the, abhi likhat rahe.

Ab hum kaa bataay, nandkisore, humri jindagi mein kauno bataane layak khaas toh kucho haai nahi. Athaarah (18) ke the, amma-bauji ne byaah karaaye diya, tohre phuphaji un dino rail maashter kaa kaam karat rahe. Byaah ke baad humka liye eehan Delhi aayi gaye Laxminagar, ab nandkisore tabahu se hum idhar hi rahat haai.

[Buaji aur phuphaji honeymoon ke liye puri dilli ghume the. Phuphaji jab bhi kaam ke wajah se dusri jagah jaate toh wahan se buaji ko chitthi likhte the. ~Buaji ki pyaari SD ;)]

Sabahu theek chalat raha tha. Byaah ke teen saal baad, ek din khabar mili ki kauno train mein aag lag gayi haai, aoor bohut logan ki jaan gayi haai, a phir hum bhi chakkar kaat kaat kar thak gaye, nandkisore, daftar se aspataal aoor aspataal se phir daftar, phir unke daftar se ek din chhitthi aaye ki tohre phuphaji toh milat naahi toh unki penson ki raakam ab humko mila karegi, hum bohut roye oo din.

Bohut hi ache insaan the, nandkisore, hum behad prem karat the, ab kaa karaein, oo din ke baad se hum aapan nandkisore ke charno mein samarpit hoye gaye. Khair jaane do nandkisore. Ee sab toh bohut purani baat rahi.

Aye nandkisore, agar tumlogan ka kauno dikkat paresaani rahe toh humka bataayi dio, hum tohka tanik samajhaai denge, aoor baaki sab humre nandkisore ke haathon chor denge, theek haai naa? Bilkul kauno dikkat rahi toh bitiya humka aapan buaji samajh kar, eehan aaike bataai dena, mann bhi thora halka hoat jayi. Aoor hum toh waisan bhi jyaada kaam-kaaj naa kar sakat haai naa, toh pura din bas baith ke hi gujar jaat haai. Tohka chitthi likhan ke khaatir humra bhi tanik samay beet jaye.

Ab hum thehre bujurg, humse kaun baat karihe? Oo bhi chitthi likhke, nandkisore? Aajkal toh naa jaane kaa oosab bhatsup-discaard bhagwaan jaane aoor kaa-kaa aayi gaye haai, chitthi likhne ka phursat kaun ke paas rahai?

Khair choro. Humka toh aoor kuch soojh hi naahi rahat haai nandkisore, aoor kaa likhe? Chalao phir rakhte haai kuch batana hau toh likhat dena theek haai naa?

Aoor haan. Humka sunne mein aawat haai ki Sanka Devi ki kauno saheli ka aaj janam din raha? Ee baat sach haai ka, nandkisore? Janam din ki bohut bohut subhkamna tohka, nandkisore. Khub kaam karau, mehnat karau, Arnav babua aoor titaliya ke jaisan naam-paisa kamao, aoor tohka pati-parmeswar toh bohut hi bhagyawaan raha ki oo ka tohre jaisan patni milat rahi, nandkisore (byaah kee ho ki naahi, nandkisore?)

Aoor humri taraf se kauno meethaai wagerah khaa lena, tohka ghar ka pata (address) hota toh dukaan se jalebi aoor kucho dusri meethaai bhijwai dete par kauno baat naahi bitiya muskuraayete rehna. Jindagi mein rone ke bohut mauke milenge par muskuraaye ke mauke khud hi dhundne parat haai, nandkisore.

Chalao phir, ab rakhat haai. Garima ke saath mandir jaanat haai nandkisore. Namaste.

P.S. : Lol. I got this idea today like literally today and then thought of getting started but now I am kinda confused about something whether I should continue this one from buaji's POV only or I should write from all the characters' POV's. Let me know. And also ket me know ki yeh kuch samajh mein aaya bhi ki ekdum kachra kar diya hai maine. Lol :') Ok so I should have added this bit in the beginning but nvrmnd *shrugs* So I have considered double 'a' for आ sound, double 'o' for ऊ sound, double 'e' for इ sound and single 'a' is for अ sound, rest if you find any kind of confusion, please feel free to ask for help, considering this is not regular Hindi so :) Ok. Bye. God bless you.

[natkhat-sa-shyam]

Chai lekar aa hi rahi thi aapke paas aur suddenly plate hi gir gaya 😔 so firse banake laayi hu

Aapke liye <3

Awww that's so sweet of youu.

Ab suno chai tum banake ayi ho aur mein garma garam samose leke aaya hun. Khub baatein karenge😎

Sath mein Pettis bhi laya hun.

Ab ye pettis ki khas baat ye hai ki it tastes soooooo good. Ye shayad 40 50 saal purani shop hogi. Yk papa unki jawani k dino se yahan ki pettis khate the. Few days back i visited that place, i got a parcel coz i wanna surprise my papa. Meine parcel karwaya hoga around 6pm amd ghar aate aate mujhe ho gaye 11pm. Can you believe jaise hi meine bag ka chain khola pettis was in parcel but still i was getting that aroma. Papa khush ho gaye ye surprise se😁