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galionne-vibin · 1 month ago

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Bouncing off of this actually, what kind of "normal" jobs would the MGS/R crew be able to hold down?

(They are not allowed to kill anyone and/or use violence. Unless it's part of the job-)

I love "Everyone is okay" Metal Gear Solid AUs with all my heart but they do run into one non-issue that I still find funny ; which is that I really don't believe most of these people can cook. Or keep their living space clean/organized.

Like look me in the eyes and tell me you think Eli Liquid Snake would willingly wash dishes or vacuum his appartment. You're telling me you would trust Fatman to make edible food? Or The Fury?? You really think fucking Raiden knows anything about picking an insurance policy?

#otacon is in it/programing/not that much changes #snake definitely volunteers at the local dog shelter (where he often runs into sniper wolf)#the amount of them that would be working as body guards/security...#khamsin would be so fucking annoying working security #i could see fortune working in healthcare #vamp i have no idea #fatman makes/fixes old timey clocks. he's in the back where he doesn't have to talk to people someone else does the sales #the fear is a tattoo/piercing artist he just has that vibe #the pain is a happy bee keeper. obviously #the fury can still be a cosmonaut. or a firefighter if you wanna be funny-#the end is just old #sorrow is a stay at home dad i don't care #joy/boss is the breadwinner she makes enough to support the family #decoy octopus is a hairdresser. OR he works at sephora idk #raven as a uni professor?#god i don't know what liquid would do #mantis sells commissions online so he doesn't have to go outside and talk to people /j #woah that's a lot of tags

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