#keres is a pathetic little meow meow

[obsidianmichi]

A Tale of Two BG 3 Astarionmance Protags

Nyreen - Bard, Chaotic Good

Sweetly offers Astarion a shoulder to lean on. Plays him silly ditties and makes up terrible rhymes about his anatomy under the stars. Annoys him whenever he becomes too depressed or maudlin.

Keres - Assassin/Warlock, The Dark Urge

Flailing mess, trying desperately to be clever, totally unable to sleep, clinging to the one person not completely (openly) turned off by her desire to devour human flesh, suggested history of necrophilia, and compulsive need to collect all the cheese wheels. Wildly slurping blood (hers? his?) off his fingers as he bites her neck every single night.

[hauntedtotem]

Creepypasta? 👀

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blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) yall already know its BEN--

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) tbh??? some portrayals of EJ are very Shaped i love them, and is it biased to say Seth too also Nina

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) kagekao and nurse ann! i dont get to see them enough also ik eyeless jack is one of the Main creeps but, i feel like hes been underappreciated by newer/younger fans in recent years qwq

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) Seth Keres lol

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) LJ is problematic fav but id never call him poor little meowmeow hes just too bastard for that XD

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) i had an angsty jeff comic once that i never published, does that count?

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) uuuhhhh offenderman ig i dont even count him as a character tho