#kept this one nice and short for uuu :p

[ninkaku]

 ▍ CASE FILE . . . KUNIKIDA, DOPPO ⤻ @nightmaretv .

“ kunikida. ” dazai's voice, pitched into a pitiful whine as he cradled his jaw and slowly dragged himself behind his partner. no response. and so he would try it again, tone pitched higher, if even possible. “ kunikiiiiidaaaa. ” the slow drawl of his name only drowned out by the passing traffic alongside them, and anyone would have considered themselves lucky that the blow kunikida had delivered didn't knock them into the road itself, however dazai found himself forlorn with this realisation. “ kunikida has to be lying, ” he started then, airing out a grievance with the click of his tongue against the roof of his mouth as he nursed the sore spot burning on the side of his face. “ math teacher ... hmph. where did you get your degree, a juvenile detention centre? ”