#kentoumaren

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AU!Ren: "What are you guys doing here?" Touma: "To give you guys the biggest hugs after what you three went throu- Why are you guys dressed in Qing Dynasty clothing?" AU!Ren: "My Touma is preparing for a theater show in Northern Town." Kento: "Don't tell me... it's that Chinese Drama..." AU!Touma: "YAAAAAASSS... It is. The one with the lost princess trying to get back into the palace. We're reenacting it with our literal Godfather's help." AU!Kento: "Hey."

SaberCast reactions?

...Well, this is just normal for all versions of Touma apparently. I assume he's the princess in this situation, since even canon Touma has no problems being in drag XD

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I know I should of posted this a long time ago. But oh well... here it is now. Just be warn... It is also part horny post and will include the mention of Mpreg.

@askrikkaiandhyotei @diamond-night @narashikari

My official headcanon rewrite for Kamen Rider Saber. I mean the show wasn't great nor was it bad either. Yet I do love the cast. But first, let's get some obvious things out of the way first. (Mainly horny stuff)

1.) Ren has a big 🍆. (Don't ask why he has one.)

2.) Kento was the first to make Ren into a man 😏🥴😳😉, pre-Saber.

3.) Touma lost his "celibacy" to Ren after Kento went away into the Shadow Realm. Because Ren saw Touma as his replacement for Kento. He was coping with lost of course until it got a little steamy. Too steamy.

4.) When Kento came back, the first thing he wanted was... Just take a good guess. 🍆👀

5.) KenToumaRen switch positions alot even though Ren can't get pregnant and neither if KenTouma did it to each other. Ren was the only one able to, you know, make KenTouma have babies.

6.) KenToumaRen are bit ravenous when doing the hanky panky but that has come to a very very slow when Kento had his 5th child and Touma with his 4th child.

Now with that out of the way. Let's get on with the normal stuff.

7.) My Version of Saber has more or less magical and fantasy elements added into it.

8.) There's an entire town that surrounds Northern Base and it's called Norangel. Same thing could be said for Southern Base but it's called Solungel (so-lun-gel).

9.) Legeiel and Zooous both have their own harem. Legeiel has 3 Wives. And Zooous has his bisexual harem of 4. And they're all humans turn megid.

10.) Storious is the son of an powerful eldritch inspired like being and his half brother is Orochi. And their is drama in this family.

11.) Desast has a proper backstory and is the older brother of Akamichi Ren. Who's named, Akamichi Katsuro.

12.) Ren has twin older sisters that are the middle children of the Akamichi family. Though they are estranged for a long time until KenToumaRen had their 9 kids.

13.) Sophia is a Queen that is a descendant from an archangel and a human.

14.) There is an almost forgotten history before the forging of the Seiken's of light and dark. And also before Tassel rediscovered the Book.

15.) My Ending is A LOT more different than the Canon Ending though some things are similar.

16.) There's more to the Wonder World and Luna. Though some might by hearsay.

17.) A Connection between the Wonder World and our World.

18.) Touma is related to the First Founder of Northern Base and Norangel.

19.) Magic exist in this world but it's more towards the soft side and a few hard ones too.

20.) The rest of the Main Cast get some more focus and exploration.

That's it for now.

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Me when I'm was thinking of writing my KenToumaRen Fanfic's or writing one of my mpreg fics.

[narashikari]

fucking hell saber

Saber spoilers as usual

Can I just say from the get go, all the fight scenes in this episode were just *chef’s kiss* 

Especially the opening scene, the transitions between the Riders’ parts of the battlefield were absolutely perfect. Using Reika’s ability to turn into smoke to shift to Daishinji and Ogami’s side, Ren appearing from the debris of Ogami’s attack, Kento in a blast of lightning just above Ren... And my favorite shot of this sequence...

This shot of Touma and Rintaro in the reflection in Ikazuchi? It was so gratuitous, but MAN I love it (also I consider it subtle Touma/Kento/Rintaro ship tease because I’m me)

ASDFGHJKL DID THE SEASON MCGUFFIN JUST TRY TO PLAY A MIND GAME ON THE FINAL VILLAIN

You did not just. Do that?? What the fuck is going on why is Mei being affected too-

FUCKING HELL. You did not just make Desast’s death even more emotional than it already was... 

And Ren FINALLY gets the character development he deserves.

DAISHINJI??? 

PLEASE TELL ME HE’S JUST UNCONSCIOUS??? 

HE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING DEATH FLAG ASDFGHJKL

DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH OGAMI-SAN YOU HEAR ME

@i-am-randomtrash00​ Aaaaaaand there’s our Kentoumaren goodness XD Better late than never huh 

FUCKING HELL Y’ALL THIS FINAL ARC IS GONNA KILL ME

[asknarashikari]

AU!Ren: How's the selling of my PinUp calendar?

Me: Let's just... it is packing quite the punch. Especially in the western and SEA markets.

AU!Ren: Ah, I see what you did there.

Me: I mean there are some nudes on there.

AU!Kento: Also thank you for the exclusive calendar of us three.

AU!Touma: We look so great in the exclusive. But...

AU!Kento: We especially love our family holiday theme calendars. So wholesome.

Me: No problem. Also, the money is going straight to your guy's accounts. And taking a majority of the profits.

AU!Ren: So... Godfather... I wonder if you can send some to the other universe. The good ones.

Me: Sure thing...

Later.

Me: What do you guys think?

Touma: They look so happy in these holiday calendars... And... Your Ren needs to wear a condom. He got too many kids. But then there's you... *looks at me* Especially you.

Me: *shrugs*

Emu: Yeah... They may have 10 kids but you... You are something else.

Me: Enjoy their wholesome calendars. *leaves immediately*

Haruto: Hey! I just went there and found these lewd pinup calendars!

Everyone: *comes to look closer*

Touma: *skims through the calendar* *screams* That's huge! *more screaming* *faints*

Kento: *looks at the other one* So much innuendo.

Tsukasa: Why does that version of Ren have a king-size?

SaberCast: *looks to Ren*

Ren: I... I'm loss for words... for my other self...

Me: I'll be taking those back, Wizard! *snatches back from Haruto* Plus you didn't even pay for them! *leaves once again*

Haruto: Hey!

...I don't know where to begin with this, there's quite a lot to unpack here lmao

But yeah, gotta agree with Touma here, those AU guys need some protection... and family planning in general...

[asknarashikari]

Touma and Kento: Daddy... the father to our kids... and the one with a big-

Ren: You guys can let go now.

Touma and Kento: Sorry...

MotW and some punks: Let's trash this place!

KTR: *parental senses tingling* Our kids are in danger!

Later.

Me: Alright! Which one of you let the monsters in and invade my place! Now one of Ren's kids has cast on his arm. And as well as his siblings having some mjnor injuries. You know those three have been through enough already! They faced the end of the world twice!

Me: So... which one of you troublemakers and chaos makers is it? Because I know one of ya tip off the monsters to come here.

Them: *pointing at each other*

Mamato and Emu: Just jail all of them.

Me: Lock them all up.

Mamato and Emu: None of y'all are getting any bailouts!

Emu: All of you better serve your sentences.

Mamato: I'm sorry for you three.

KTR: Thank you. * turns around and death glares at all of them in the cells*

Me: Now now... go home and let me handle this.

Uh... okay...

(Why am I not surprised that chaos ensued)

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Ren: I'll hurt you and I'll make sure you suffer. I'll make sure you get the message.

Kento: Never knew how hot he would when's he that kind of mad

Touma: The way he change his tone of voice though. *swoon* sexy

Ren: Now scram. I have kids to feed.

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Touma: I am more sinister than you think... Mess with my kids... my husbands... and your deadbeat boy.

Pickpocket: *gulps* *feeling the malice crawling onto his skin*

Ren: Wow... Honey.

Touma: Naughty things will come later, Ren but i... gotta teach this fucker a lesson.

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Kento: Ren... Stand aside... Momma is furious. Our kids are too precious. Also, Time for these bitches to know that he's a married man and felt uncomfortable.

Touma: I'll lend a hand too.

Ren: Looks like we're doing the very naughty role-play tonight.

KenTouma: We'll expect the best... 😘 especially *insert naughty things here*

Touma: No man or woman is going...

Kento: Steal our man.

Wow. I bet whoever pissed them off just browned their pants 'coz. I wouldn't want to face them when they can shove a sharp, pointy sword in some very uncomfortable places...

[asknarashikari]

Riders react to the banana scenario.

Ren: *peels banana half way* *about to eat it*

KenTouma: Oh Ren...

Ren: *eats his piece and then breaks another piece to give to the youngest baby*

KenTouma: Awww... 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Kento: 😭 That's my hubby.

Touma: 😢 I love you so much, Papa.😢

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Me: Mmm... Monkee. *eats banana* *gives new bananas to the youngest kids*

My 3 Spouses: *heavily sighs* Sometimes I wonder how dumb he can act.

Diety Uhr: But he sure does know how to make me feel good.

Not Zooous and Not Legeiel: Yep...

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Ikki: Aaahh... *bites banana*

George: Aww man...

Ikki: What. Expecting something? Pervert..

George: *turns away* Not really.

Whenever I'm given prompts like this I'm just reminded of how my dad will go through a whole bunch of bananas by himself in a week or so. I don't like them much myself, but it's the only fruit we regularly have at home... so thinking of bananas like that is kinda disgusting to me XD

The Kentoumaren one went from horny to pure which is surprising for Random XD

[asknarashikari]

Riders react to... well... whatever this is.

Emu: woah hohoho... no no no... I know what you're doing.

Ren: Doing what...

Emu: I know what you're trying to do in your Instagram.

Ren: I don't get what you're talking about. *starts to sweat nervously* It's just me exercising and doing yoga.

Emu: You think we wouldn't notice.... The moment our eyes lose focus and notices the down there... Your thing keeps swinging around like a wind chime on a mild windy day.

Ren: My husbands' like it and so does the fans.

Emu: Exactly. FAN SERVICE.

Touma: We know... And just ignore that insta... and check our adorable little family Instagram. *puts down a hashtag* SexyPapa. HotDilf. And for our family insta... 10Kids. BigFamily.

Shinnosuke: Do you really have to spell it out loud.

Kento: You know... y'all don't have to look at it. Just move on and go on with your day. *back to his kids* Aren't you mommy's favorite boy. *snuggles son* My miracle baby, Rennosuke. So cute and chubby.

Sougo: *sniffles* The love a parent gives to their child. .. so precious. *blows nose into napkin*

I'm pretty sure Instagram would ban Ren within 15 minutes of his privates being exposed on the internet... 'coz Meta be like it's ok to post misinformation that can sway elections of whole countries but boobies and cocks are not ok

Maybe he should expose his horniness elsewhere. Not tumblr 'coz we can't have another failed porn ban... And I think onlyfans also banned that sort of thing or made them harder to view... Damn internet purity culture making things harder for horny people XD

That, or he should just stick to wholesome family funtimes with Kentoumaren as his regular programming. Though putting your kids out on the internet when they're too young to understand what it means is a whole other can of worms

[asknarashikari]

Kento and Touma were both going out shopping while dressed in a dress with make-up and all.

Rennosuke and YoYo: Mommy... pretty.

KenTouma: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Ren: Hot...

Kento: Shut up...

Touma: We are slaying in these dresses and makeup.

Ren: *Happy smile noises*

Someone monster tries to pull a sneak attack.

Touma: *stomps on hand * You know we can still beat y'all asses even in these dresses.

Kento: You... hands off our kids and husband.

Robber: Oh shit... it's these three again... *runs*

They scatter like rats as the trio aand kids leave else to enjoy their day.

Ren: Thanks we're married to each other.

Touma: Yep...

Kento: Thank goodness. We both know the warning signs.

What are Sentai and Riders reaction to someone or somepeople trying to ruin KTR's day?

I think anyone's gonna be pissed on their friend's behalf if someone deliberately tried to ruin a day out with their family...

Also ngl but Kento in drag would be so pretty... Ryo Aoki seems quite fond of makeup as well. And we already know Touma would not mind dressing up as a woman as per the Zenkaiger crossover ep where he put himself in drag...

[asknarashikari]

Kento and Touma: *sniffling* Ren: What are you guys crying about? KenTouma: That. *pointing at the smart tv* Ren: Oh. *smiles* All of us together with the kids. Kento: Just sit with us. Ren: Alright. Watching the family videos it is then. Their Kids: *snickering* Ren: You guys come here. Come sit with us. Their Kids: HAI!

The next day.

Ren: Alright a big family photo. Then... Kento: Me and Touma with the girls. Ren: Then me with the boys. Touma: Alright gather around, kids.

Minutes later.

Ren: Look at how they've grown. Kento: The most peaceful life ever given to us. Touma: Peaceful but with a boat load of kids. Ren: Yeah. 10. 5 girls and 5 boys. Ren: Lets go before the kids get bored. KenToum: Okay kids, lets go find lunch.

Well, God did say to go and be fruitful (or something to that effect) but as a lapsed Catholic/current agnostic who studied in a ultra-conservative Christian school for twelve years I must say... this is probably not what God had in mind when He said that XD

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Riders react a meme KTR posted in social media.

Ren: Us.

Kento: Us but only up to 10 and no dogs.

Touma: Yep. Definitely us. Similar vibes too.

...Jesus motherfucking Christ how prodigious are these people with childmaking

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Riders react to KTR being really furious.

Ren: You hurt my son and... Y'all are just begging to die, aren't you.

Tsukasa fan 1: We monsters love to cause his brand of chaos. And it was an acci..accident.

Kento: I had enough of this bullshit! I had to watch and witness my youngest son die twice. The moment he was born and when he was 5. Sooo... you guys better run or else face my fury.

Tsukasa fan 2: His brand of chaos is... *eeekk*

Touma: *menacing aura* So you guys chosen death... *unnerving laughter* Then so be it... Nobody is getting away after hurting one of them.

Kento: So go tell your cult leader to fuck off from this universe. But first... *unseathes sword* only two get to live today.

Fans: *mortified*

*big nuclear explosion*

Look. Let's be real here.

If they went out of their way to do chaos and children got caught up in it- and worse, get hurt because of it, even by accident- they can't call themself a Kamen Rider fan.

Because rule number one of the Kamen Riders is to never, EVER mess with kids. Especially with their kids. Even Tsukasa wouldn't stoop that low.

So yeah... rip to them. Forget the Magenta Menace saving them, he's gonna help kick their asses

[asknarashikari]

Riders react to Ren learning an actual ninja technique without the use of his Rider form.

Ren: Hey guys. Look at me. I have a super power now.

*looks*

Ren: Kage bushin no jutsu!

10 Rens: We'll show the meaning of True Strength.

Main Ren: I could do more than just 10 and I could also use it for...

KenTouma: *interrupts their husband* That part you guys don't need to know.

*Ren clones poof away*

Ren: I was gonna say that I can do multiple things at once now and don't have to move from one place to another. A useful convenience.

Kento: Nothing out of the norm. Just a useful convenience. Hehehe...

Touma softly to himself: Yeah... the best I had ever experience. 🤤

Don't even think about it you two. Don't you even DARE

Tbf, I won't be particularly surprised if Ren has some ninjutsu or whatever hidden up his sleeve. I recall that he was in training as a ninja before he became a candidate for the SoL. His master was an older man (I believe he was the suit actor for Kenzan, actually) but Ren's predecessor as Kenzan was a woman, Kagami Amane, who was killed in the incident 15 years before the series.

I don't know if his training would allow him to abuse his ninja skills for bedroom purposes though...

[asknarashikari]

Everyone: 😐

KTR: What?!

Mamato: "Breeding like rabbits". Not a great plan.

Ren: Well... it's an exaggeration or figure of speech.

Mama Emu: Uhn hmmm...

Kento: *sighs* It's not really like that. It's just like my husband say. A figure of speech and an exaggeration.

Touma: *lifting baby up in baby carrier* *patting* Yosh. Shh shh shhh...

Shinnosuke: Wow... You divide your kids into three groups to manage them.

Ren: Yeah. Most of them always stick. Mainly the Baby Group (3) and Crafty Group (4). The other 3. *Sees them zipping around like their dad* that's them... the swordsman group.

Tsukasa: *heavy breathing* Jesus. *looks at the eyes* Do guys ever get rest?

KTR: Ya Think!

Ren: The only manageable ones are the Crafty kids because they are well behave. The baby group... well its in the name. Swordsman group... is a whole 'nother level. Reminds me of myself.

Kento: They are their father's children after all.

Touma: Yep... I'm head home first. You guys coming.

KentoRen: We're all coming.

They all leave through the dimensional walls.

Takaharu: Man... I wish I have that many kids. So that I can teach them all to be ninjas. I am fired up! I'm gonna do it.

Everyone: STOP! Don't even think about it!

Mamato: No. You're having less than that.

Can you blame anyone for thinking 'breeding like rabbits' is not an exaggeration with how the three of them are D: How can they even parent, I'd be exhausted chasing around just one kid...

Takaharu, please, not now. And also, you have a kid already...

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Kento: Oh Reeennn...

Touma: Heeyy babe...

KenTouma: Like our outfits.

Ren: 🥵🥵🥵

Kento: I'm a sexy lifeguard.

Touma: I'm just a hot babe at the beach.

Ren: Hubba hubba... Oooo so sexy...

*knocking at the door*

KenTouma: Oh shit! Robes!

Touma: Ren who is it?

Opens the door.

Ren: It's our son's. *turns back the front* Oh hey buddy... Did you have a nightmare again?

Eldest kid: Yes dad... but it's mainly Rennosuke.

Ren Jr.: Daddy... I can't sleep.

Ren: I'll go get mommy first okay. Now you two... go back to your room and wait.

The two of them come out wearing night robes that covers most of their body.

Kento: Oh honey... need mommy to help you sleep.

Ren Jr. nods lightly as Touma smiles.

Kento: Okay... Let mommy and daddy help all of you tonight.

Later that night.

All three: Phew... That was tiredsome.

Ren: Finally... Smexy time. Wait for it...

Another knock as they all groaned and one of them opens them door.

Kento: Hi...

Me: Here's you package of the really good nightlights. And your adult toys are on your bed.

Kento: Thanks.... now go away. We're trying to fuck tonight.

Me: Okay... that'll be all then...

I leave in the blink of an eye as they go back to do their very naughty roleplay.

Uh... I guess it's a good thing that they had the foresight to have robes around in case the kids interrupted sexytimes??

Idk guys I'm not horny enough for this right now XD