#kennyphobia

[moved828376278]

alright then it was catg fighting over reader how about main 4 fighting over reader👀

i’m so sorry this took forever </33

THE MAIN 4 FIGHTING OVER YOU!

[ gender neutral ]

cws: nsfw jokes in kenny’s part , one brief mention of puke in kyle’s part

- stan’s feelings are complicated.

- what about wendy! they’re supposed to be together forever.

- still, it won’t stop him from subconsciously pursuing you

- “don’t let your gf stop you from finding your wife!” - randy

- saves seats for you, offers you food, just does a bunch of little cute things without even thinking about it

- will open up to you a couple months after you both become friends, late night on facetime

- feels really guilty when he notices he thinks more about you than wendy

- kyle is more jealous.

- with years and years of cartman shitting on him for every little thing, how could he not be a little insecure!

- always offering to do homework for you

- “well, i just am so bored and i just realllyyyy love geometry a whole lot!”

- every time someone flirts with you he scoffs over dramatically and mopes for the next hour

- always trying to get alone time with you, whether it’s tagging along with you to a family event, or rubbing your back as you puke

- drags you away from cartman all the time lmao

- cartman is definitely.. dedicated!

- not afraid to shit on your closest friends to get closer to you

- does that thing he does with him mom, where he drags out your name

- “but y/nnn!! kyle’s a loserrrr!”

- always involving you in his schemes, dangerous or not

- steals other people’s things to give to you, like clyde’s jacket or wendy’s perfumes.

- kenny is not afraid to show his obvious crush on you

- always flirting you in front of people to try and get you flustered

- “heard you’re feeling down, want me to feel you up?” “kenny we’re at a funeral.” “kinky.”

- but really, he’s always making sure you’re safe, following the sidewalk rule, making sure you’re fed, and giving you his jacket if it’s cold

- trusts you around karen and invites you over to play with her :)

- gets really mushy around you, and touchy but not in a sexual way, just hugging you and nuzzling his face in your neck.

[nsmhrniki]

✰ clyde & stan w/ a confident but easily flustered reader！,,

WARNINGS: none

PAIRINGS: clyde, stan x reader [ platonic // romantic ]

GENRE: sheep (get it bc,,🙂🙁)

PRONOUNS: they/them (gender neutral)

REQUESTED: yes // no

" helloo! can i rq some hcs for clyde and stan with an s/o whos confident but gets flustered easily when receiving any affection? pls and ty! ^^ "

– anon

A/N: js finished editing my other posts now i'm ready to do the reqs 😎

🎸 ⊹ donovan, clyde ..,

clyde would be so confused LMAO

literal gears are turning in his head

it was the start of your relationship. clyde rlly loved your confidence and how u're so cool. not a single insult bothers you. ppl envied both that and just you generally

he hugged u from behind and tenderly kissed u on the cheek

and suddenly u start stuttering and can't look at him in the eye

"wh- why? are you okay? did i do something?"

"no! no, no, of course not haha,,! ah.."

he would purposely try to be more clingy and affectionate, but it's not because he finally understands what's up w/ u ☠

lil pea brain

eventually after like days of unintentionally riling you up he finally goes to his friends

he goes "idk what i've done like theyre so confident and when i give them love they become- unconfident 😿.."

"you idiot, its because u fluster them 😐"

"what? i do that???"

sighs of disappointment erupt from the group

he's so in awe about it; like what POWER did the gods give him 😭

the tiniest affection flusters you sm and he finds it cute!!!

but on top of that, he's totally the same!

yk how he can get egoistic, you have to kiss him to shut up

u both are just confident, easily flustered, people – a cute pair :)

🧤 ⊹ marsh, stan ..,

unlike clyde, stan IMMEDIATELY knows whats up

like his face wont rlly show much but inside he's like "oooooh 😏"

the power he holds in his hands

it was when he finally confessed to you

u stood before him, hands on your hips as you look up at him with the same confident spark in your eyes

"so?-" "i like you."

you choke on nothing

how DARE he just spit that out of nowhere

u turn to him again but your eyes are literally focused at – god knows where – BUT stan

"okay? well- whatever i- i like you too so"

stuttering? since when did you stutter

it took stan a second or two and his perplexed expression slowly turns into a sly one. but he coughs it off w/ a fake, unimpressed expression

"really? i'm not just gonna take that. u're gonna have to kiss me."

your now panicked eyes dart at him for a second before turning the other way, so. much. SWEAT was running down your forehead that you'd think south park was a hot place

no answer

guess stan will have to do it himself 🤷🏻‍♀️

tag list : @lim3erence @kennyphobia @m3l-505

㊎ all rights reserved to @/nsmhrniki. please do not copy/repost

Reblogs are appreciated !

[gloombirl]

kennyphobia is real i had a table tonight where when our host sat them a girl in the group said she hates the name kenny and asked jf someone else could serve them

[moved828376278]

craig's gang fighting over reader?

i was already halfway done and then tumblr crashed 💯🐐

CRAIG’S GANG FIGHTING OVER READER!

[ gender neutral ]

- i definitely feel like tolkien has the best chance of succeeding here.

- he’s a romantic, but not corny like clyde

- he’s also super polite, so he’s always holding doors for you, or paying for your food

- when people try to flirt, he’s super passive aggressive and lowkey rude 😭😭

- he also becomes extremely polite when the others aren’t being nice, so you’ll take a bigger liking to him

- clyde is.. definitely flirting!

- he’s the type of guy to pull out a chair for you, but go too far so you tumble to the ground

- he likes to think he acts like tolkien, but somehow he always fucks it up

- also uses corny ass pick up lines

- “i’m not a photographer, but i can picture us being together!” “clyde we’re at a funeral.”

- jimmy is on the better side, less corny but still a lil.. odd?

- he always makes jokes about y’all being together, but they don’t land as well as he wants.

- i headcanon his love language being acts of service, so he’s always carrying things for you and offering to do your homework

- when you’re not around, he likes to fuck with the others about how you “need a man with humour”

- he’s definitely one of the best to talk to about your problems, he’s a really good listener and only provides solutions if you ask

- on the other hand, craig isn’t as good with that.

- if you have a problem, he doesn’t listen as much. he just comes up with twenty different solutions for you.

- i think his love language would be touch, no matter how much he denies it 🙄🙄

- anytime you two hang out alone, he’s playing with your hair, or putting his arms around your shoulders

- he likes to have you lay on your belly, and let stripe run around on your back

- ok i’m getting ahead of myself, i love craig

- definitely glares at the others anytime they try to get with you, scoffing and rolling his eyes like an emo teenager

- tweek is just so sweet with it.

- i think he’d be really insecure, but he’s not gonna give up!

- likes to go on cute little coffee dates with you :) gets an employee discount, but doesn’t understand why you get so jittery when you take a sip of the coffee..

- never goes anywhere that could be dangerous for you, what if you drown! or get kidnapped! or what if you choke on a piece of food!

- everytime someone flirts with you, he mutters and mumbles about how he’s the one who should be flirting with you, not them

- he’s really paranoid already, so he’s worried that they’ll steal you away!

- overall, the entire group is basically a fanclub for you.

[moved828376278]

helooo o/ this is my first request ever so I hope I’m doing this right

I wanted to ask for team stan + whoever you want with a reader who is on the shorter side, like 4’11 - 5’3 ish. Like would they jokingly banter with them or make fun of them? What happens when someone else makes fun of them? Just general headcannons ig.

Hoping this hasn’t been asked for yet. Thanks for the consideration!!

Take care <3

TEAM STAN WITH A SHORT S/O!

[ gender neutral ]

>> reblogs appreciated!

- stan would think it’s so cute!

- he makes fun of you all the time for it, jokingly of course.

- type of guy to rest his elbow on your head.. grr..

- gives you his hoodies cause he thinks it’s so cute when your engulfed by his clothing

- purposely places things high so you’ll ask for his help :,)

- kyle is more chill about it.

- he makes jokes about it, but he mostly thinks it’s super adorable

- pinches your cheeks and kisses the top of your head because he just can’t get enough of you!

- doesn’t let anyone else make fun of you for it.. he’s super protective!

- if you have small hands, he gives you his gloves but when he realizes they’re too big, he just holds your hands instead

- cartman is a little bitchy about it!

- it’s all in good fun, but he will make fun of you for hoursss on end.

- throws his pillows at you and laughs when you stumble down 😭😭

- feeds you more cause he thinks it’ll make you grow

- kinda glad you’re short cause he’s like 5’6”

- calls you names!! so rude dude so rude!

- kenny picks you up all the time

- even if you’re with your friends, he’ll just scoop you up and run away

- if you like to cuddle, he likes having you lay on his chest while he rubs your back, he thinks it’s really romantic.

- jumps on your back cause he knows you’ll both fall, especially in the snow.

- attacks you with kisses, he just thinks you’re so cute and he needs to show it!

[moved828376278]

omg how do goth kids react to finding out theyre actually crushing on reader 🕺 i see them being in denial at first, "comformist" and all that LOL

i don’t write firkle but i hope you like this!

GOTH KIDS WITH A CRUSH!

[ gender neutral ]

- micheal is probably the one in most denial about it.

- in the episodes i’ve seen, he’s one of the most goth behaving ones.

- probably realizes it while staring in the mirror at 3 am, gasping in shock and stumbling back.

- he denies it for the LONGEST TIME, even though he’s always thinking of you, staring at you, and even asking henrietta to cast protection spells on you

- his friends would probably never get confirmation about how he feels about you unless you actually start dating, even though it’s pretty obvious he’s head over heels.

- when you start showing him attention, he’s taken aback. he didn’t realize you thought the same about him too!

- he tries to drag on conversations as long as possible, asking a lot of questions and teasing you

- he never really smiles unless it’s with you!

- i think his love language is gift giving, so he’s always buying gothic books and accessories for you to try out, even if you’re not into that..

- pete is completely different! he’s fine with having a crush, but if his friends ask, he’s in full denial.

- “no! that’s something a conformist would think! yeah, they’re pretty. and nice. and have the greatest personality..”

- alexa play lover boy by queen..

- he doesn’t really act on his crush unless he can tell you like him. he’s pretty shy, so he kind of just stares at you.

- definitely the type to draw your initials and his with hearts around them in his math notebook.

- probably would confide in henrietta’s parents, because they’re just so nice!

- when you start paying attention to him, he’s very nervous, palms sweating, voice cracking

- henrietta is probably in the middle of pete and micheal.

- she likes you! she really does! but is she allowed to be goth and feel this way?

- unlike pete, she would never let her parents know about her crush. it’s too embarrassing!

- probably would cast protection spells on you, but not love spells, she thinks it’s wrong

- her love language is definitely words of affirmation, and she loves to give you oddly specific compliments.

- also one not to tell her friends about you until you date.

- overall, they all really like you! they just aren’t sure about what they’re feeling.

[moved828376278]

Hey, how are you? I hope you are having a nice day/night!

If you don't have many requests, can I have some headcanons for Pete Thelman? Just your general dating ideas are fine I just want some content from my favorite goth kid, thank you!

i’m so sorry writing block lasted a MONTH for me. i also added nsfw hcs ;)

PETE THELMAN DATING HCS!

[ gender neutral ]

>> reblogs appreciated!

- i think he’d be really shy!

- doesn’t rly like PDA.. if you even hug him in public he’ll probably freak out and push you off

- ^^ not to be mean of course! he just doesn’t know how to react at all

- doesn’t get bored easily. can just sit with you in silence and be happy, your presence is enough.

- will ask you to touch up his hair with dye, he trusts you more than himself lmao

- doesn’t let you smoke cigarettes unless you smoked them before you met, he doesn’t wanna be the reason you’re addicted to that shit

- likes to draw on your arms and legs with markers!

- a really good listener.

- will defend you with his LIFE, especially if the insults are coming from preppy conformist britney spears wannabes.

- likes seeing you in dark clothes, especially if you don’t usually wear that kind of fashion.

- was really nervous to introduce you to the other goths, but they tolerate you. which is a lot for them.

- ^^ maybe not firkle.. but what can you expect?

NSFW

- pretty silent actually. most you’ll get out of him is a few grunts and whimpers, unless he’s climaxing.

- gets REALLY sweaty, and won’t ever admit it.

- would rather have sex in the dark, he thinks it’s awkward with the lights on

- more serious than goofy, but won’t be completely stoic the entire time.

- loves a good blowjob ;P

- a BIG fan of quickies. he thinks it’s so hot that you just can’t wait to touch him.

- really knows how to work his fingers.

[moved828376278]

PETE THELMAN PETE THELMAN PETE THELMAN pete thelman crushing on energetic reader hcs🕺🕺

oh boy 🙈

PETE THELMAN WITH ENERGETIC CRUSH!

[ gender neutral ]

- doing this as headcanons!

- anyway he’s lowkey afraid of telling his friends because he thinks it’s conformist to be excited about everything 😭😭

- ^ even though they don’t care as much as he thinks they would..

- he only really stares at you, cause he’s so shy and so scared you’ll laugh in his face :((

- but when you actually talk to him,, oh my god he explodes.

- he has no idea how to react and mumbles, slurring all his words with a newfound stutter.

- his voice suddenly becomes lighter and squeakier than ever before, and his face reddens severely

- type of guy to get home after a ten second convo with you, and scream in his pillow while swinging his feet

- oh boy when you first invite him anywhere, he SHUTS DOWN, only stammering out an “of course!” before panting like he ran an marathon

- if you two start dating, he’s the sappiest man ever. always thinking of you, always talking about you.

- need me a pete in my life

- probably has a picture of you hidden under his bed for when he misses you

- will try and introduce you to gothic culture, but understands if you’re not super into it.

- overall, he’s the shy one, and you’re the “EXCUSE ME! HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES.”

[moved828376278]

craig trucker general dating headcanons right neow

YES ofc ofc

CRAIG TUCKER DATING HCS!

[ gender neutral ]

- SO. CUTE

- when he’s mean to everyone except you <33

- definitely invites you over to “help him with stripe” but you end up cuddling on his bed??? hm??

- doesn’t show it in words, but you can tell he loves you by how he’s always thinking of you.

- buys random stuff cause he thought of you

- you’re probably the only person he smiles around

- he also takes his hat off around you! cray!!

- you guys do have shared custody over stripe ofc,, he might even adopt a guinea pig for you

- not super into PDA, but LOVESS hugging you.

- type of guy to drive you places with one hand on your thigh

- doesn’t really like super extravagant dates, most he’ll do is go to the fair or something.

- really likes it when you just show up to his house unannounced

- could never be grossed out by you, you could cough a hair ball up on him and he’d be straight faced before getting you some water

- loves it when you’re comfortable around him, like sleeping near him or just trusting him with things

- if you have pets .. sorry he will abandon you to play with them in your backyard

- if you hate olives, he loves them, and if you love them, he hates them.

- does cute things like keeping extra hygiene products at his house for you.

- if you’re cuddling while watching tv, he’ll lay down on your lap… or bite you 👍🏽

- if you bite him he just lets you LMAO he lets you do anything to him, no reaction either.

- overall amazing bf 10/10 would recommend

[moved828376278]

ummhmhmmmmhmhm what about cartman and reader finally becoming official and he's clingy as all shit because he likes bragging and boasting about it to everyone,,

i think about this all the time sigh

CARTMAN BRAGGING ABOUT HIS S/O!

[ gender neutral ]

>> reblogs appreciated!

- this lil boy NEVER stops talking about you

- always ALWAYS bragging about how well you treat him and how you’re the only one with sense in his school

- if anyone has an achievement he’s like “ehh.. not as good as y/n.”

- you probably get along really well with his mom!

- those long ass hallway couple hugs… thats yall..

- holds your hand all the time, and you have to keep wiping down your hands cause he sweats a lot

- changes social media name to “y/nlovescartman” or “y/ns.man” or something

- it gets super annoying to kyle, kenny and stan, cause no matter what conversation they have it always circles back to you

- if he’s stressed he asks you for a shoulder massage LMAO

- stretches out your name like he does to his mom, “y/nnnnn!”, when he really wants something

- he says doesn’t care for cuddling, but whenever you guys sleep in the same bed you always wake up to him clinging onto you??? hmm…

- invites you EVERYWHERE, his little schemes, team stan’s adventures, kenny’s funerals, etc.

- spam texts you a LOT lmao

[moved828376278]

fluffy craig and tweek poly headcanons?? i beg of you i am on my KNEES-/j

listening to weezer as i write this

CRAIG AND TWEEK POLY HCS!

[ gender neutral ]

>> reblogs appreciated!

- craig was the one who came up with the idea to ask you to join their relationship.

- tweek was super anxious to, but he did really like you!

- so, they invited you to lunch and popped the question.

- obviously, you said yes. who wouldn’t!

- tweek loves to hold your hand, but he gets so shaky and sweaty he barely can, so he likes it if you just old his wrist or interlock your arms.

- craig likes to hold your hand, but he’d rather have his arm wrapped around your waist or shoulders.

- if you guys sleep in the same bed, you wake up to tweek screaming, or laying on top of both of you.

- speaking of sleeping, craig sleeps on his back, and doesn’t move a muscle when he sleeps. that’s what he’s claims, but you and tweek wake up to him holding you both flush to his chest.

- craig can and will force you to watch red racer with him, and will explain all the lore to you guys.

- tweek gets so flustered if you help him with his work when he’s working, he doesn’t understand how someone could be so kind!

- when tweek gets anxious, you and craig will lay in bed with him, comforting him as he’s sandwiched in the middle of you.

- craig doesn’t wanna admit it, but he loves to be the little spoon.

- you guys are the only people he lets play with and touch stripe.

[moved828376278]

Uh uh uh uh team stan + craig and tweek with a reader who plays a lot of video games?? video games on the mind?? pro-gamer perhaps??? Idk—

this was made up on the spot so apologies if it doesn’t make sense or smth

i am not a gamer so i hope this is good

MAIN 4 + CRAIG + TWEEK WITH A GAMER S/O!

[ gender neutral ]

>> reblogs appreciated!

- kyle gets super competitive while gaming.

- he thinks of it as a way to prove his intelligence.

- sweats SO HARD, gripping the controller like an animal.

- he loses, and when he does, he’s like “oh it’s fine. like, i wasn’t really trying that hard.”

- he’d rather just watch you game.

- if you’re forgetting to eat, he’ll unplug the wifi and force you to take a shower, eat, and rest your eyes from the game.

- stan doesn’t really take the video games seriously.

- he’d rather play adventure games rather than competitive ones.

- doesn’t really force you to get off the game, he just reminds you to eat and drink water.

- he’ll bring you a bowl of snacks and will open the curtains if the room is super dark.

- likes to listen to you explain the lore of your favorite games, but he gets confused easily so you’ll have to explain a ton of terms to him.

- kenny likes to come over to your house and play mario kart with you, since he doesn’t really have any opportunities to at his own house.

- will literally spoon-feed you if you’re distracted by your game 😭😭 best bf ever

- misses the bus so he can walk to school with you while you explain everything about the games, and he’ll just shut up and listen.

- draws you little drawings on sticky notes of your favorite characters and asks if he can come over and watch you play AUGHHH i’m getting carried away..

- cartman doesn’t really understand how you can only think about games. like- don’t you wanna go outside? touch grass? /lh

- literally drags you off the couch so you guys can go get food and hang out- not in front of a screen.

- “y/nnnn come ennnnn!!!”

- forces his mom to make you food so you don’t starve.

- acts like you’re super immature if you offer him to play LMAO he’s like “no, actually, y/n, i have better things to do.”

- doesn’t really understand why you care so much about the lore- they’re just characters?? what’s so cool about them??

- craig loves video games!

- he likes first person shooters the best, but will play adventure games if you ask him. he just gets super bored when he’s not killing zombies!

- doesn’t really care for the lore, but he’s not opposed to hearing about it, he might give his opinions on characters.

- sits in the dark with you and plays, complete silence except from the console.

- makes you take breaks with him to get food and drinks, he has great self control.

- tweek gets super nervous when playing games, ESPECIALLY shooting or horror games.

- doesn’t really watch you play, cause he’d be screaming and shaking the entire time.

- the only games he’d really play are mobile games, like neko atsume and cookie run. you could try to get him to play minecraft, but he gets super anxious when it turns night.

- panics when you go a while without eating or drinking water, you have to eat or he won’t calm down.

- likes it when you talk about the characters, but not the bad stuff that happened to them.

[moved828376278]

ACTUALLY... Okay how about the girls (bebe, nicole, wendy, and red) reacting to a guy hitting on their fem s/o 😯

OOOH i LOVE THIS IDEA

THE GIRLS WHEN A GUY HITS ON THEIR FEM S/O!

[ fem reader ]

- got my lesbian heart tingling fr 💓

- wendy isn’t afraid to interfere, but only really does when she sees necessary

- like if they touch you.. no. no.

- type to snatch your hand into hers, claiming she’s feeling sick, just so you both can leave

- she might have to pull a ms. ellen.

- nichole isn’t super concerned. she trusts you and knows you wouldn’t do anything.

- but she doesn’t trust that man.

- just rolls up and throws her arms around your shoulders, nuzzling with you until the guy gets uncomfortable enough to leave

- if you question her she’ll be like “what do you mean baee”

- bebe is definitely more possessive than the others

- she glares DAGGERS at this man

- definitely would just pull you close and kiss you before telling you it’s time to go

- he’s completely flustered, giving you both time to escape

- red isn’t super open about her jealousy- that is, until you leave

- once you go to the bathroom, red will pull the man close, telling him that if he ever even thinks about laying a hand on you, she will destroy his life

- but when you get back she’s all friendly 😊 too cute dude too cute

- when you both leave she definitely kisses you before driving home

[moved828376278]

KYLE WITH A CLUMSY S/O!

in honour of it being his birthday!

[ gender neutral ]

- you are probably the person he worries most about

- since you always have bruises, he’s worried you’re getting bullied or something, until he sees you fall down many times in person.

- this causes him to carry around bandages, even if you aren’t hanging out.

- he doesn’t really want to do anything that could be dangerous for you, like ziplining.

- he definitely tried to keep cartman away from you, as he sees what he’s capable of.

- his mom also worries, and freaks out when you show up to the broflovski household with scraped knees and a busted lip.

- she thinks of calling the police, but calms down when you explain what really happened.

- he will subconsciously always carry things for you, in fear that you’ll break them or they’ll break you.

- he tries to keep his adventures and you separate, as he knows how dangerous it can be for people who aren’t even as clumsy.

- overall, he really loves you, but you make his blood pressure skyrocket.

[moved828376278]

Hello!!!! just a random anon here, hope your doing well!! And I came here to request a poly relationship with, token x reader x kenny with a reader who's short and shy but is a whole new person when you meet her/them-

(You can do gender neutral or female reader!!)

this is such a cute idea! i decided to do gender neutral so it’s more inclusive :) this is also my first time writing polyamorous relationships so critique is welcome!

POLY TOLKIEN AND KENNY WITH AN S/O WHO’S SHY AT FIRST!

[ gender neutral ]

>> reblogs appreciated!

- kenny and tolkien were dating when they both noticed they liked you, so they decided to take you out to dinner and ask you if you’d like to join their relationship, and luckily, you said yes!

- since you were so shy, kenny was nervous to flirt with you at all in the beginning of the relationship.

- he didn’t wanna accidentally cross a boundary!

- tolkien was more relaxed, he knows you wouldn’t have said yes if you were uncomfortable with him.

- when you start opening up and being more rowdy, kenny lets himself relax and joke around with you.

- tolkien loves to watch you both laugh and run around, you are the people he loves most.

- you three often take turns being the little spoon when sleeping, but you always wake up with kenny laying in some uncomfortable position, like his entire body weight on you, or his foot in tolkien’s face.

- tolkien loves listening to you ramble about your interests and problems you have in life, and he doesn’t provide solutions unless you ask.

- kenny forces tolkien to buy just dance so he can beat you in it, but you both end up losing by a landslide by tolkien.

- they both love you so much, and wouldn’t trade you for the world and more.

[moved828376278]

I came from someone who has an addiction wit eric cartman (cartmankisser) 🥰🥰

ANYWAY I request butters stotch wit a reader who gives too many cuddles like aftercare and stuff,,,, (hcs ofcourse) u can make it nsfw if u want i don caree

I DONT MAKE SENSE WTF😤😤

cartmankisser is my fav acc here LMAO

BUTTERS WITH AN S/O THAT GIVES LOTS OF CUDDLES DURING AFTERCARE!

[ gender neutral ]

cw: nsfw implied

- this is SO CUTE i bet he would be so happy

- like, he’ll be sweating and panting, and once he feels your arms around him, he’ll immediately calm down and grin sheepishly

- “well geez, y/n!” as he ruffles your hair

- does have to pull away to get you a cup of water, and you can hear him going “loo loo loo” from the kitchen

- but he hurries and quickly climbs back into bed, pulling you close to him

- definitely falls asleep in SECONDS lmao

- type of mf to pull you closer during sleep and making you overheat

- you would wake up to him crushing you! i hc that he’d be 6’3” when older LMAO