#kellyoxford

[sarahconnerstylist]

The Mayor of Babetown @kellyoxford 💕🔥 . . . Haircolor by Sarah Conner @mare_salon . . . #highlights #sunkissedbrunette #babehair #oncolourground #kellyoxford #rootybronde #dreamhair #coolgirlhair #tipout #foils (at Mare Salon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B745jaEgEaQ/?igshid=zpcrsmal2ct6

[daynafurst]

#dearestdayna #fashiondayna #honesty #swag #instagood #kellyoxford #indigobooks #photooftheday #instastyle #picoftheday #model #hot #beautiful  #blessed #thefuture #inspiration #clothingdesigner #costumedesigner #vancouver #604 #vancity  #dailyhivevancouver #advicecolumn  #vancouver #brutalhonesty #advocate #socialmedia #writer #notokay #whenyoufindouttheworldisagainstyou (at Vancouver, British Columbia)

[nevver]

“I’d like to fuck up as much as Columbus and have a day named after me.” - Kelly Oxford

[baboosha]

Our favorite author, screenwriter, director @kellyoxford takes a pause from work while lounging out at home in Baboosha slippers. #loungewear #slippers #ethicalfur #fur #cozy #wfh #wfhlife #luxury #shoes #creative #author #writer (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHibvEXpKEz/?igshid=27iwr9xqtbm2

[bestintwitter]

@kellyoxford VALENTINES DAY IS EITHER ONE OF YOUR BEST DAYS OF THE YEAR OR ONE OF THE WORST. GOOD LUCK!

[rethinkgambling]

Perfect pic.twitter.com/jbCA1Mka0m

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 15, 2017

[carlybellexo]

I was so tongue-tied meeting her, but she was so gracious. When I was leaving the table Kelly said "thank you for knowing everything". Take that as you'd like, but I'm going with its a good thing and wasn't said in fear with the thoughts of getting a restraining order. #ididntpee #kellyoxford #embarassedkevin (at Toronto Reference Library)

[jimmykimmellive]

Best-selling author and tweeter Kelly Oxford TONIGHT!

[news-mashable-yahoopartner-blog]

25 tweets about glasses to read while your glasses slide down your nose

Glasses wearers face a highly specific set of glasses-related issues. We've got lens fog, we've got rain spots, we've got the general oppressiveness of summer. Plus, we remember when people used to call us four eyes.

So as your own glasses slip down the bridge of your nose, transforming you into an even less authoritative Chuck Schumer, please take comfort in these glasses-related tweets. We need something to get us through those moments when our shirts are not the right fabric to clean our lenses, after all.

Please put your glasses on before you begin reading.

the most unrealistic part of harry potter was that nobody asked to try on harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was

— Conall Keenan (@_conallkeenan) May 17, 2016

#growingupwithglasses "Hey,can I try on your glasses" *passes them around the whole class*

— taskeen.🦋 (@taskeenkh) January 16, 2019

how weird is it that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don't mistake a small child for a garbage can

— kay (@kailywasserman) November 10, 2014

#GrowingUpWithGlasses when you have to clean your glasses but your shirt isn't the right material pic.twitter.com/BK2rj001aT

— Princess Anna (@ItsPrincessAnna) July 21, 2015

SEE ALSO: The boys' locker room meme is a sh*tposter's dream

#GrowingUpWithGlasses "can I try on your glasses?" pic.twitter.com/RWndnzLoY5

— K£N (@KenMwendwa) July 21, 2015

I made a huge mistake setting up my iPhone X facial recognition when I was in full makeup about to go out, instead of with no glasses, a faint mustache, and my face half-smashed into a pillow

— Rebecca Watson (@rebeccawatson) October 24, 2018

#growingupwithglasses Gotta remove those glasses during a haircut and it the haircut looks fine untill you put those glasses back on and realise how shit they look🤦🏼‍♂️

— JJ (@jainjenil237) February 5, 2019

#GrowingUpWithGlasses when you first got them vs 2 years later pic.twitter.com/fHmIOJONtD

— agent darkbooty (@LenfantSausage) July 21, 2015

#GrowingUpWithGlasses what you see when you lean too close to your bowl when eating soup pic.twitter.com/7xV7ExZzE8

— plinth🌹 (@plinthcedd) April 24, 2018

im going to superglue my glasses to my face so they cant slide down my nose anymore

— BbyShibe (@BbyShibeBH) May 8, 2019

Just seen a character on TV remove his glasses and actually have those two little red marks on either side of his nose where the frames were resting, and I am delighted to finally have representation on screen.

— Steven Perkins (@stevenperkins) April 23, 2019

Every time I try to function without my glasses I remember why average age expectancy used to be 35.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 6, 2017

[first date] HER: fake glasses don't really make u seem smarter ME:[peering at menu thru 2 donuts] what are u implying?

— a ghost, online (@AbrasiveGhost) December 27, 2016

Eye doctors : can you read the last line without your glasses a h f I k g h b n c Me : 7

— Queenie👑 (@Goddess_Mykell) May 12, 2016

when I forget my glasses @ tha drive thru pic.twitter.com/9IhlwamEeq

— st e v. e (@yungpunkbxtch) May 8, 2019

in movies, why do people take their glasses off when they see something incredible? wouldn't putting them on make more sense

— Gil Ozeri (@gilozeri) June 5, 2017

Face recognition on my device doesn’t recognize me with reading glasses

— Pati Jinich (@PatiJinich) January 19, 2019

[in a world without ears] Inventor: We need to design some sort of eyeglasses that will stay on people's faces Assistant: WHAT??

— Stevem (@SteveMarriott) April 24, 2017

Summer is just constantly pushing your glasses back up your face cos the sweat makes them slide off

— James (@jamesab_) May 23, 2018

tfw your glasses fit you really loose and your face is a little too greasy so your glasses just slide off at any given point

— k☀️ with luv (@rrelacksing) May 13, 2019

Do y'all not understand how much of a struggle this is? 😭 pic.twitter.com/17DgKbREVK

— Jarrel (@slimrel__) January 3, 2017

#GrowingUpWithGlasses nothing could beat the struggle of trying to drink something hot and this happens pic.twitter.com/lKsLm2ZHeN

— Steve Stifler (@StevStiffler) April 22, 2018

Sometimes I forget that there r ppl who don't wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally just wake up and see, what a wild concept

— Mik (@mikaylapettipas) January 4, 2017

#GrowingUpWithGlasses going to a 3d movie like pic.twitter.com/QEDbknFfNj

— michelle (@mishadoodle) July 21, 2015

How do I keep from these glasses marks on my nose? Is this my life now?

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 3, 2018

WATCH: Comedian Janelle James proves that she is amazing at everything — The Bob Ross Challenge

[daynafurst]

The scene yesterday at Indigo Books - from Kelly's snapchat! That's me in front row far left! I got there an hour ahead and I was the first one to get a wristband! 💃💃💃 It was kind of weird to see that there were maybe only about 100 people there considering how hugely popular her books are!😐 @kellyoxford Thanks for coming! Though I did have slight FMO that you wouldn't hit Van city ....but I'm very happy you did! Keep on inspiring us!✌👏😍 #dearestdayna #fashiondayna #honesty #swag #instagood #kellyoxford #canadianoprah #constancezimmer #indigobooks #photooftheday #instastyle #picoftheday # #beautiful  #blessed #thefuture #inspiration #clothingdesigner #costumedesigner #vancouver #604 #vancity  #dailyhivevancouver #advicecolumn  #vancouver #brutalhonesty #advocate #socialmedia #writer #notokay #whenyoufindouttheworldisagainstyou

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

Canada is the best country because you can walk into someone and they will apologize first. kelly oxford@kellyoxford

This is a true fact.

[bestintwitter]

@kellyoxford UNFUNNY TWEET:

Loneliness is being a single parent. If you are friends with one, reach out often. They rarely complain, and it’s the hardest job in the world. ❤️

[carefullyreckless]

aloha book nerds 💚 i has this post cued for a different caption yesterday, but i decided to start a spontaneous read-a-thon Live series where i’m going to hop on IG Live for an hour a day, picking different organizations that i am passionate about to highlight, with a primary focus on educational bbipoc, nbpoc, lgbtqia+, young femmes, mental health, anti-bullying, suicide prevention. they won’t be at any set time, basically just whenever — but’ll they’ll be logged and saved in a “spontaneous read-a-thons” series over in my IGTV tab, kind of like little hour long saved live-action lo-fi study music youtube streaming channels, but here at @travelingbooknerds it will be a live-action lo-fi reading music stream, complete with you very own customizable asian girl reading with headphones on as her pet animal familiar hangs out close by 🙃. ———————— yesterday i read the first half of Never Play Piggy from @kellyoxford’s When You Find Out The World Is Against You: And Other Funny Memories About Awful Moments, about summer camp, expectations, and how to survive when you realize your reality and your fantasy are not one in the same. it’s poignant, funny, charming, relatable, heart warming, distressing, simultaneously both validating and mildly triggering all at once, and just an all around experience that made me physically react as i read it, which is always the biggest indicator that i am all in on my reading experience. so excited to finish reading it later, hopefully mid-afternoon 😌 high key currently juggling around 6 reads over here atm like a career academic so hoping scheduling in daily pleasure reading helps 🙃. ——————— @blackgirlscode is working to “increase the number of women of color in the digital space by empowering girls of color ages 7 to 17 to become innovators in STEM fields, leaders in their communities, and builders of their own futures through exposure to computer science and technology. To provide African-American youth with the skills to occupy some of the 1.4 million computing job openings expected to be available in the U.S. by 2020, and to train 1 million girls by 2040.” [souce: blackgirlscode.com]. ———————— *q: what are you currently reading? (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CB1EBTOg7Oq/?igshid=1lq4cx0x8j8d

[funnynewsheadlines]

30 Times Parents Were Surprised By The Mind Of Their 7-Year-Old

You never know when a mini-you will spit a bite-sized lesson on life instead of drool or something even nastier. Chances are, it'll catch you completely off guard, too. For example, while driving them to the daycare to or making pancakes for breakfast. Luckily for us, parents whose kids are sharing their insights are tweeting these statements, so everyone can get to know the real scope of their innocent wisdom. It's not the first time when their philosophical gems get viral. Earlier, Bored Panda has shown how cheeky 6-year-olds can be, lecturing their parents on every possible situation. This time, however, we've decided to focus on someone more mature -- 7-year-olds. Below you'll find a list that captures the smart world of a 7-year-old mind. Apparently, one year age difference might bring sassiness to a whole new level.

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7-year-olds are naturally curious. Imagine the world through their eyes—it’s all one huge sandbox where everything needs to go through trial and error until it makes sense. Touch a hot stove—ouch, lick a freezing pole and you’ll never do that again. Unsurprisingly, children development experts believe that kids’ thirst for the world is virtually unstoppable. Amy Morin, a psychotherapist and lecturer at Northeastern University in Boston, calls 7-year-olds “explorers, scientists, and analysts” who “often ask questions about everything from why the sky is blue to where babies come from.” Next time your kid drops a time ticking wisdom bomb, you had better have a good back-up plan ready.

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Imagine this simple fact—7-year-olds' vocabulary and reading skills are, so to speak, on fire. Kids of this age learn thousands of sight words, giving them solid conversational ammunition. Even when their first coherent expressions might mean the world to them but not that much to us, we have to celebrate their endless creativity. When you really think about these philosophical gems, you might start wondering—who said that older means smarter?

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[maryjanes4mjb-blog]

❤❤❤ (#rp) @pinkskiesaheadmovie - Sometimes, the only therapy you need is a hug. Especially when it's from @therealmaryjblige and @kellyoxford. #PinkSkiesAhead #StampedeVentures @stampedeventures https://www.instagram.com/p/B4BLYPxhng8/?igshid=1d7bcl92d3k29

[secretofwomen]

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