#kelfunncheng

[howlingday]

Ugh... Another Multiverse?

Jaune: Well, now that we know that the multiverse exists, we need to find more of us so we can all get back to our friends. But we gotta be careful in case anyone here could be another Jaune.

"Jaune": (Bumps into Jaune, Coffee spilt on) Hey! Watch what you're doing, asshole!

Jaune: Whoops! Sorry about that- Oh! Hey! Are you another Jaune?

"Jaune": Yeah, but I don't want anything to do with any of you unless you're some smokin' hot babes. You have no idea how much it sucks to be a Jaune hated for trying to get the girl. I'm also way more charming than any of you pricks.

Jaune: ...None of what you said made any sense.

Jaune: And wasn't there a Jaune who was pining for someone?

Jaune: Yeah, but he's live-action, so we don't talk about him.

"Jaune": (Scoffs) You're all just a bunch of limp-dicked soyboys who are probably self-inserts, dragging the good name of RWBY down and causing this whole multiverse thing. Well, would you look at that?! I figured it out for all of you! The least you could do is point me to the nearest girl-Jau-

Jaune: (Breaks his nose on his shield) Sheesh! Do you even hear yourself?! Or maybe you can't because god forbid you do any sort of self-reflection!

Jaune: Let me in on this!

Jaune: (Watches Jaune and Jaune beat up "Jaune")

Jaunes:

Jaune: Wait! Hold on a sec! Are we sure this is a Jaune? Check his ID.

Jaune: What do you mean?

Jaune: Look at his wallet! His name isn't even Jaune!

Jaune: Oh! So is he some kind of cospalyer? Our bad~!

Jaune: It makes sense. I mean, there's no way a real Jaune would talk the way he does.

Jaunes: (Leave)

Ruby: (Pops in, Steps on "Jaune") Ew! I stepped in shit!