#keg twiggy etc all play on the server too when they can

[longdeathmonk]

I don’t even know with this one, but here it is. Oh boy, its a long one. I present to you: What if the Mighty Nein played Minecraft?

Fjord: This one is easy. The man doesn’t get on the server as much as the others, he prefers games with a little more action and plot (Like witcher 3). An enderman came after him once, and he cried a lil bit. Ever since, mc has been a bit tainted for him. He has a small shop called Tusktooth’s Menagerie that sells all the odds and ends he gets from looting pirate ships, along with the wood from the ships themselves. His pride and joy on the server is a recreation of his dream ship, anchored in a very scenic lagoon he made. Currently, he’s working on draining an ocean monument to use as a second base.

Caleb: Without a doubt, Caleb is the best at making redstone contraptions. He enjoys making farms for everyone (in exchange for paper), whether they’re mob farms or simple automated wheat farms. His base is next to Beau’s, and it has a very large enchanting room, full to the brim with bookcases. It’s a bit cramped, but can you really ever have enough books? Of course, his base wouldn’t be complete if he didn’t have a bunch of cats and ocelots hanging around. 

Nott: Yes, she has a hitman service running in the server’s shopping district. Yes, the m9 use it often but they don’t talk about it. She doesn’t always take diamonds as payment, usually its bits and trinkets that she can hoard. Nott offers a creative menu on how the customer can chose their target’s demise, including the Fluffernutter. By far, Nott has the most impressive storage system, its underground and VERY expansive. Only Caleb and Yeza can dig through her stuff. Speaking of Caleb and Yeza, she has built a modest laboratory for the three of them. Caleb works on some redstone concepts, while Nott and Yeza brew potions.

Beau: She thought she was too cool for minecraft for a while, since she believed it was just a kid’s game. However, Beau became the best pvper on the server. Her and Jester often throw down with eachother, with everybody else placing bets. Beau is the only person that Nott struggles with assassinating. She’s not much of a builder, preferring to explore mines and interesting places on the map. The grandest thing she’s built so far is a really cool arena called the Cobalt Thunderdome on the outskirts of the shopping district.

Jester: As a shock to nobody at all, she is the best at pranking people on the server. She likes to sneak into people’s bases and replace carpeting/blocks so there’s hidden dicks. Early on, she was the first to aquire a diamond pickaxe. For a while, she would encase afk players in obsidian. Her store in the shopping district is The Little Saphire’s Super Cool and Tasty Bakery. She used so many pink concrete blocks for it, and it is the very definition of “fairy princess castle”. Next to the Cobalt Thunderdome is a large temple for the Traveler. Even though it’s technically a temple, its actually pretty cozy and like you can totally chill or whatever, the Traveler is cool with it.

Yasha: It took her a long while to get the hang of this game. She was very confused as to why her gold equipment broke so often. Since it was cool and flashy that meant it was better, right? Yasha is rarely ever to be found, she likes to take her time and walk around the map. Around the server, little dirt huts pop up, with wooden signs that just say “Yasha stayed here” and the date of her stay. When she’s done exploring, she comes back with an inventory full of flowers and sometimes seeds. She has a joint effort with Caduceus, where they landscape terrain and make gardens. Her first big project on her own was adding greenery, custom trees, and decorative pathways around the shopping district. She’s been meaning to make a base, but just hasn’t yet. Instead, Beau insisted Yasha use her base and have free rein to Beau’s stuff.

Caduceus: He manages the community garden, and is the one to go to for advice on adding some flora to builds. By far, Caddy has the most visually pleasing builds. His base is astounding. It starts with a replica of his home in the Blooming Grove (complete with a graveyard), the decor is sparse. A bed or two, furnace and crafting table, and some chests. The REAL base is at the top of a giant tree he made, complete with a multi leveled treehouse. The treehouse has a very open design, with a lot of vines and flowers scattered around. The very top opens up to a rooftop garden, and a section of hollowed out tree with a shrine for Melora and the Stormlord. Caduceus has a soft spot for mooshrooms, and has one named after each of his siblings.

Molly: Molly was the self proclaimed “God King of Minecraft”. It was a really funny bit, actually. Jester was his advisor, and Beau plotted to uncover his corruption and overthrow him. There was a lot of made up political intrigue that really spiced up the server. His biggest and only build on the server was with Yasha in the shopping district. The M.T. Spa has a large bath and a bunch of armor stands decorated to be various men/women/people of the night. The bathing area has water trickling in by waterfall, quartz columns lining the bath, intricate murals underwater, and two banners on either side of the waterfall. A purple banner on the left for himself, and a grey banner on the right for Yasha. He never even got the chance to build a base, but he is still everybody’s god. Long may he reign.