#keep seeing that one about communist being mad you jerk off or whatever

[bratzboykai]

Lol genuinely I recommend checking those very vaguely worded posts angry about people being sex critical or whatever cause op 9/10 will without a doubt be one of the many people on this website who gets mad when you question why they enjoy pedophilic content or their lil enabler friends...

Like insane that we cant have conversation on sex and how nice it would be to talk about sex openly and freely and especially conversation on kink, without people like that trying to dominate the conversation as an excuse for shit they're into thats genuinely harmful

[adultswim2021]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force #12: “Love Mummy” | November 24, 2002 - 11:15 PM | S02E08

Frylock finds a really annoying mummy in the basement of the Aqua Teen home. He constantly demands affection, meals, and consumer products. 

This is a fine episode of Aqua Teen. It’s solidly absurd concept and they adequately wring all the comedy out of it over the course of the episode. A solid “not waste of time”. But I gotta admit, I’m completely at a loss for words for what to discuss with this one. There’s really no stand-out jokes, and this episode keeps it pretty simple as far as the premise goes. This a very typical episode. I literally watched this one three times in a row to try and come up with SOMETHING relevant to say. Maybe I’m in the wrong line of work. And by work I mean volunteerism. And by volunteerism I mean (j/o hand gestures).

Oh! I thought of it. When they get the Mummy a bunch of shit from the mall, he looks really cool. And that rock climbing wall is so funny. What a good guy.

There’s a couple things to note here; the Dr. Weird opening calls back the Circus episode, which also featured murderous corn. This is one of the few bits of continuity that the show has, and I know there are Dr. Weird opens that reference each other that wind up getting shown in scrambled order. I hope my own numbering of the episodes proves solid in this regard.

Also, a very recent episode of South Park (the Tegridy Farms Halloween Special or whatever) kinda straight-up steals this premise in a Butters subplot, except it’s taken in a slightly different direction. It was the last completed season as of this writing. I rented it on DVD and it was the first season where the customary “commentary minis” were absent, I’m guessing because they would have had to fess up. Sucks!

MAIL BAG

Extra heavy mail bag today; accidentally let my messages pile up. So let’s blow through it, baby! ALL ANONYMOUS:

They shouldve called adult swim These Toons Will Get You High. Hell, they shoulda called Cartoon Network that! Have you SEEN Scooby Doo? (If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out Harvey Birdman's SCORCHING takedown and maybe you'll finally get it)

Yeah, okay. We’ll do that. Lol... I’ll get right on that... NOT

hey this is matt besser and bitch i just want to say one thing: this tumblr will get you high!

Oh wow. Big surprise for me: Matt Besser, my big comedy heee-row :D reads my  blog! And he’s probably gonna read that last message! Buddy! The wheels are in motion!

Pretty Cool that there was a Brak Show episode called Runaway followed by a home movies episode called stowaway. Now if only there was a space ghost episode called Castaway and Space Ghost interviewed the three then surviving members of gilligan's island. Oh well! Two's a charm in this case, smartass.

Hey, why’d you call me a smartass? It’s a shame indeed that they never made that Space Ghost ep... you fucking jerk.

The idea of Murphy being obsessed with getting to a pro shop is funny. And old man like him loves nothing more than hitting the links. That's why it's funny. Let's not turn into one of those "I don't see the humor in this" animation youtube losers because you are mad at MC Chris' abusers.

Fuck you bitch, I literally said that I enjoyed the episode more than ever before. But you really need to be getting pissed off at the game of golf, it’s a freaking environmental hazard having them courses be all over the place. They could be building free housing for twitter communists in it’s place. Also let’s not forget: Sealab sucks. I hate this guy get him outta here!

hey there was no new adult swim blog tonight. What's a matter? Cat got your tongue?

I thought I had my queue built up but I guess I didn’t. If you MUST know I was busy watching cinema with my friends who I respect and cherish. We watched Dr. Dolittle 2 on the internet together :)

[tessatechaitea]

New Super-man #5

MAGA!

Don't worry! Global warming from air pollution isn't a problem! Everything will be okay when seeing a blue sky is a rare occurrence. This was the sky every day in Eastern China and Hong Kong. And this was from 1997.

The comic book shows The Bund at night where you can see stars. When they erupt out of their submarine to discuss books with the people, The People's Book Club of Ultimate Freedom even comment on how "mesmerizing" the stars are. Ha! As if. The People's Book Club of Ultimate Freedom have stolen Starro from the Ministry of Self-Reliance (I know, I know. So ironic that they'd have Starro!) and they're planning on using it against the communist regime who won't let them read The Cave of Time in its original English. All they get is the Chinese Translation with the Government Approved Endings! Kenan has just walked in on his father wearing his Flying Dragon Father costume and now he has questions up the proverbial wazoo. Is the wazoo actually proverbial? Do things have to have been mentioned in The Book of Proverbs to be proverbial? What is a proverb anyway? Like a combination verb and pronoun? Flying Dragon Father tells his origin story to his son because he wants Kenan to fight for the correct side. The correct side is obviously the one against China's governmental interests. Those fucking Communists are evil. Not because they're Communists, of course. Capitalists are fucking evil too! The common factor there is the part where the people who come to power by whatever means one comes to power in whatever economic or political system exists in the country they were raised tend to be ambitious, selfish, greedy assholes. The kind of people who would rule well don't crave the kinds of power, status, and money that comes with ruling. So they never wind up in power. Go figure, right?! Flying Dragon Father met Kenan's mother in the early college incarnation of The People's Book Club of Ultimate Freedom. They have their Harry Met Sally relationship that eventually leads to Kenan.

I wish she'd become the Leather Liberty Goddess.

Flying Dragon Father reveals the big shock twist: the Ministry of Self-Reliance killed Kenan's mother! Okay, so it wasn't as shocking as you might have thought by my calling it a big shock twist and using an exclamation point. But if you're familiar with my blog then you know exclamation points mean nothing! It's like I'm a rich kid just burning money if money were exclamation points and they made people wealthy. Now Kenan has a decision to make. Does he continue to fight for the Ministry of Self-Reliance or become a mole for the People's Book Club of Ultimate Freedom? Or does he go his own way and forge his own path which will probably lead to Laney Lan's bedroom and some kinky ass roleplay. Kenan chooses to go off with his father to help the People's Book Club of Ultimate Freedom. Bat-man and Wonder-Woman also head to The Bund to try to stop the Book Club. Also joining the fray? The Great Ten! You might remember one of them, August General in Iron. If you remember any of the other nine, you get a cookie. But not my cookie.

Even Book Clubs of Ultimate Freedom have to deal with power-mad narcissists who insist on ruining everything by thinking the end justifies the means.

Uncle Human Firecracker actually says, "Whatever it takes for the greater good." See? Total dickmonster. Mmm, dickmonster. Both Kenan and Flying Dragon Father aren't too happy about Uncle Human Firecracker's methods and decide it might be time to stop him. Isn't this always the way with book clubs? They always fall apart due to infighting.

I just realized why I like Kenan so much. He's a total Huck Finn.

I like to assume that I can say something like "he's a total Huck Finn" and people will completely understand what I mean. While I believe the literary canon really needs to be expanded to include more voices of non-white males, I still think it's usefulness in writing shorthand to others is beyond compare. The literary canon should never shrink, it should just grow bigger and bigger. Sure it's more work for those who want to understand everything anybody ever writes. But fuck is it useful. I'm not religious but you'd better believe I've read The Bible because without that foundation, you're not fully accessing a majority of Western Literature. If the Ultimate Literary Canon of Freedom is expanded enough, people will be expected to also know The Koran and the Bhagavad Gita and, um, the other ones that are probably important to people who didn't grow up with a white, Western education. Uncle Human Firecracker somehow does something to remove Kenan's powers. He probably had some of those miniature red suns in his glove. Kenan almost drowns but Flying Dragon Father rescues him and takes him to the Ministry of Self-Reliance to be healed. So people's loyalties are becoming a bit fuzzy due to other loyalties. Meanwhile, Uncle Human Firecracker shoves a bunch of Starro-captured motherfuckers onto a plane. He's going to fly it into Beijing and the seat of Communist power so that he can mind-control them all into becoming a democracy. Sounds about right. But! On the plane is Lixin, the fat kid whose lunch money Kenan used to steal! He's not supposed to be there but his parents own the airline and he's trying to make a Youtube video or something in the cockpit. I guess he's going to have to be the hero on the hijacked plane! Always bet on fat! Super-man doesn't get his powers back even with a blast of yellow sun radiation. It looks like he lost his powers when he felt his dad was disappointed in him. So his powers fluctuate based on his esteem? That's actually a good thing for Kenan! Mostly, he's as cocky and arrogant as I am.

Heh heh. Compliance devices.

Super-man and Flying Dragon Father rush off to stop the plane. I guess Kenan's powers will come back now that he knows his father is proud of him. I hope Lixin becomes his pal! Does Lixin mean "Jimmy Olsen" in Chinese? What Did We Learn? Being confident is where real power comes from! You know that's true because it's what all the Men's Rights Advocates say! I think they're basic rule is to be confident even when you know you're a disgusting piece of shit that no woman in their right mind would ever touch. The worst part about this advice is that it's right. Being confident is attractive! The problem is faking confidence simply to get laid. If you need to get laid and you want confidence, pay a sex worker (preferably in someplace where it's legal because it should all be legal and by participating in places where it isn't legal, you're just encouraging illegal sex work which endangers women). They'll tell you how big your cock is and how good you are at the penetrations! Even if you blow your load too early, they won't act disappointed and upset and become bitter and resentful that you're not seeing to their needs. Although thinking you're good at sex when you're not might be harmful to your relationships in the long run. But at least getting laid might keep you from going on the Internet and getting involved with these MRA jerks. The Ranking! +1! This comic book is the best! Or close to the best! Don't challenge me! What I say here doesn't have to match up with what's over there on the sidebar in the Rankings. Especially if you're reading this on Blogger since I never fucking update the list on that site.