#keep boycotting starbucks btw. dont let this motivate u sfgfds

[telestoapologist]

Mara: Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you? A pink drink? Clovis: Hm. Is that your idea of being funny? Mara, subtly smug: What are you going to get, then? Clovis: … Clovis, folding his arms bitterly: A pink drink. Mara: Hm~. What size? Clovis: A medium. Mara: Mm-mm. I don't know what that is. Clovis, obviously tested as he reaches up to pinch the bridge of his nose: Unbelievable. It's between a small and a lar- Mara, putting her finger to his mouth: Ssh. Mm-mm, no. We go by tall, grande, and venti here. Most people know that. Clovis, scoffing: Do I look like most people, dear? Mara: (soft, amused huff) Absolutely not. Clovis: Hm. That was a little condescending, wouldn't you agree? Mara: Was it? Clovis: Obviously! Mara: Wonderful. (silence) Mara: Can I get a name for your order?