#keep almost none of it only the flowers on the windowsill etc etc

[inmirova]

this is the most important thc for me <3

[luna-the-moth]

Lucifer, Leviathan, and Satan with a Plant-Loving S/O (SFW)

I accidentally deleted the ask, but here’s what was requested: @hey-its-spades : Hello! For Levi, Lucifer, and Satan if you dont mind uwu . Mc has a knack for plants and has taken it upon themselves to put plants everywhere. ( hanging from ceilings,crawling ivy on outside walls,in the kitchen, library, even luci's study.) All the rooms look a liytle greener and None of them say anything but the student body is saying that it makes the old place look alive and home-y. It makes mc really happy.       

Oh I adore this ask! SFW, with a GN! reader. I’m assuming by student body you mean the HoL residents? Since almost nobody outside the household residents visit there. I got really carried away with Levi and the Lucifer angst as well-

My vampire poll for the OM characters

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Lucifer, Leviathan, and Satan with a Plant-Loving Reader (SFW)

Prologue/basics for all of them:

Ever since you came to the HoL, you decided that it was too....lifeless.

Sure, there were bright candles lighting the halls, but the house was devoid of any life, besides the brothers and Henry.

So you took it upon yourself to decorate, of course!

While many human world plants didn’t fare well in the Devildom due to the poor soil quality, Lord Diavolo had agreed to bring you enchanted soil, guaranteed to grow any plant.

Regardless of temperature or sunlight needs, whatever plant grew in that soil would flourish to its upmost potential.

Asmo had a great deal of amusement with you decorating, advising you on what colors would fit specific areas of the household, and what species of flowers would bring beautiful symbolism as well.

In the house’s entryway, you left a pair of Strelitzia nicolai (giant bird of paradise) plants, as they added a subtle flair.

With long, stemmed leaves, it contributed a touch of elegance and flair.

On the a few windowsills, you had placed Begonia rex-coltorum (Rex begonias), their dark, vivid, colors standing out.

You had planted crawling ivy on the outside walls, making the house seem more inviting.

Lucifer:

Lucifer hadn’t minded your redecoration, as it had matched well with the house’s aesthetic, adding to the beauty.

In fact, he had quite enjoyed seeing you pore over catalogues and books, deciding which one would fit the space best.

Over the next few weeks, he watched as the House of Lamentation became brighter, more colorful.

It was a nice change, he thought.

However, he was surprised when he had woken up in his study, rose bushes in the corners of his study.

Deep, red roses greeted him as he surveyed his study with a pleased smile.

It was no secret Lucifer adored roses, and he was appalled when he had first arrived in the Devildom, as the soil quality was so poor, it could hardly grow anything.

Which meant he couldn’t grow roses, one of his favorite flowers.

The fact that you had thought about him, and wanted to gift him such a beautiful display, greatly moved the stoic demon.

Making his way to one of the bushes, he took off his gloves and knelt down on one knee.

The soft, sweet fragrance immersed his senses, filling him with memories of laughter, smiles, serenity, and Lilith.

Roses were her favorite flower.

As the memories flooded his mind, Lucifer suddenly felt an overwhelming sense of longing, and his vision became blurred.

He remembered the way Lilith used to brighten up when helping him with his garden, an eager grin ever-present on her face.

The way she would make him a colorful bouquet of roses whenever Michael had given him more stressful tasks than usual.

He quickly wiped a stray tear that had fallen from one of his eyes, and calmed himself.

Taking one of the velvety flowers in his hand, Lucifer gently brought his lips to the flower head, leaving a soft kiss, almost as if it was Lilith’s forehead.

The next time you went over to his study for some tea, he brought you into his arms, bringing you close to him.

Kissing your cheek, he lets a small smile break through his usually-serious facade.

“Thank you for the roses, my love. They compliment my study’s aesthetic nicely.”

Placing a small kiss on your neck, he smirked.

“Perhaps I can thank you with a date tonight?”

Leviathan:

Levi actively enjoyed watching you redecorate the HoL.

It was like one of his favorite games, The Grims! (Yes that was a terrible pun for The Sims.)

He had listened with interest as you went off on the best plants that would fit his aesthetic, and would match well with water.

What caught his attention, was when you brought up the topic of bio luminescent plants.

Of course, they weren’t naturally grown in the human world, but scientists had recently found a way to genetically modify tobacco plants.

In doing so, they had spliced the genes with four fungus genes related to bio luminescence, then carefully cultivated them.

From a seedling to maturity, the plants presented a small glow, visible to the naked eye.

The gene modification had no harmful effects on the plants, and the only difference between the lab-modified plants and wild plants, were height.

The entire time you had explained the plant’s origins passionately, Levi sat in awe, watching as you had gestured your hands in an excited fashion.

So this is what you meant when you had said you enjoyed him being so passionate about an anime or game.

At first, Levi had thought you were merely exaggerating to cheer him up, but as he looks at you now, eyes shining with delight, he understood.

You decided that since you were decorating the HoL, you would decorate Levi’s room as well.

You didn’t have access to the bio-luminescent plants, but you decorated his rooms to the nines nonetheless.

So, you had pooled together your money and resources, to create a mini lily pond for him!

You had miraculously gotten him out of the house, for a cosplay con, in which you had ‘accidentally’ forgotten to buy yourself a ticket.

Which we all know is a lie, you had just not bought one for yourself in order to stay at home, assembling the pond with Solomon’s help.

It was small, enough to fit around 6-7 lily pads/lotuses.

You had carefully grown the lily pads in your room, watching as they eventually bloomed into light, almost ethereal flowers.

By the time Levi came home, you had just finished cleaning up, getting the mud washed from your hands and arms.

Upon seeing the lily pond, Levi’s eyes were wide with amazement and shock.

You created and did this, for him?

Absolutely sets down his handfuls of merch, (gently, mind you) and silently steps over to you.

He does his best to hug you like in anime, wanting you to know how much he appreciates this.

Yes, it may be awkward, but it warms your heart knowing that he stepped out of his comfort zone, just to thank you.

He’s too embarrassed to say it while looking at you, but you can hear his voice as he rests his head against yours.

As he pulls away, a blush is evident on his face, his head turned to the side as he awkwardly places his hand against the back of his neck.

“T-thank you, Y/n. It’s a b-beautiful lily pond.”

Satan:

He fully supported your botanical excursion

After all, he’s always had an affinity for plants.

Whether it be for potions, poisons, or mere decor, Satan had a green thumb, through and through.

If his room weren’t full of books, scriptures, and all sorts of literature, he’d fill it with various plants.

So when you had announced that you were going to re-decorate the HoL with various flora, he was buzzing with excitement.

He gathered every human botanical book he knew of, and started leaving them for you on your desk.

Within a week, you had stacks upon stacks of books, knowledge ready at your disposal.

And so you began to research.

Satan was considerate to leave footnotes in a few of them, like what type would pair well with what color schemes, etc.

You smiled while reading through them, seeing Satan’s elegant handwritten flow across the pages.

Within a few weeks, you had skimmed through the books, thoroughly reading a handful of them.

After ordering the plants you wanted on Azukon, (courtesy of Lord Diavolo’s credit card-) you were eagerly anticipating their arrival.

Especially because a few ‘special items’ were in the package.

After all, you wanted to thank Satan properly for his help.

When the various flora arrived, you had carefully cultivated each of them, encouraging their growth.

Satan had assisted you, monitoring their progress, and making sure none of his brothers ruined them.

The following weekend, Satan had a student council meeting planned, as did the rest of the brothers.

Which left you with the perfect opportunity to set up Satan’s gifts.

In his room, you had placed Senecio rowleyanus (string of pearls) plants, their bright green globes spilling over the bookshelves.

Along with that, were lavender candles, with dried lavender crushed inside.

After all, Satan had always (usually) been the most level-headed out of his brothers, despite his title.

He’s much more than the avatar of wrath, and has gone through painstaking time and trials to overcome that.

That’s why you had picked lavender, which without a doubt, would be noticed by Satan.

When he had come back from the meeting, he was already in a pissy mood, as things didn’t go as planned, ending in an argument between the brothers.

However, when he stepped into his room, seeing lavender candles lit, and garlands of plants over the bookshelves, he immediately broke out in a smile.

A real, genuine smile.

Seeing you sitting on his bed, lavender candles lit, plant garlands stringing down from the bookshelves, it was almost like one of the romance novels he had read...

Quickly, he scooped you up in his arms, spinning you until you were laughing for him to stop.

Finally setting you down to gently kabeddon you, he playfully kisses the corner of your lips.

“Thank you my love, these are absolutely beautiful. I shall preserve these for all eternity.”

[metalchickaf19]

The Bowers Gang: Ship #19 - Patrick Hockstetter

Request: Hi! Could I try for a ship with Henry or Pats (whoever seems right)? I’m kinda medium-built 5“8 girl, with strong chin, gray eyes and a smile that can be considered ugly by many. I have brown hair with a few gray locks (not dyed hjsjssj) and a middle part. The only make up I ever used are dark green eyeshadow and burgundy lipstick. Not a fan of skirts, but own a ton of black knee length dresses. My usual look are military boots, green docs or old black vans and some baggy clothes + round green glasses because can’t see shit without them. Grace, flexibility? Not about me. At all. Short-tempered and grumpy unfortunate jokester whose jokes no one gets. Slut for dark and absurd humor, slasher and thriller films. Been called creepy couple times. Can’t keep a plant alive for a week. Last but not least, pretty kinky and not scared to admit it🤘🏻

Henry is extremely bothered by the fact that you’re almost the same height as he is

He side-eyes you a lot when you stand right next to each other (almost as if he suspects you’re actively competing to be taller than him), and straightens up his posture whenever you walk into a room

... Don’t tell anyone, but you’re kind of the main reason he started wearing heeled boots all the time

Yup. Dude felt the need to accentuate the whole quarter of an inch he has on you, and now copes with callused feet 5 days out of the week just to maintain that reality 

Toxic masculinity, folks - it’s an experience

Patrick is low-key fascinated by your gray hairs

He mainly uses them to insinuate that you’re a soul eater (*Plucks a stray gray hair from your shoulder* “Uh oh, sweetheart - looks like it’s time we got you another unbaptized baby to scarf.” *Highly irritating Hockstetter guffaw*), but, every once in a while, you’ve noticed him collecting them

Seriously - collecting them. He takes random strands from your coats, jackets, off your desks at school, etc.

You even caught him wrenching a fistful out of your hairbrush once, but you honestly felt it was something easier to ignore than to confront

... And, frankly, good on you for deciding that

Never ask Hockstetter what he’s doing with your locks - I can guarantee you you’ll live happier without that knowledge (he’s using them for something even worse than making a clone of you, just so you know; even. worse.)

Patrick kisses you often, because he lives to mess up your lipstick

Sometimes gives you big, mushy wet ones right before you have to go to class (and completely unexpectedly, of course) just so you have to walk into the room looking like you gave someone a blowjob immediately beforehand 

Sorry, friend - bad reputations are the price of doing business in this ‘burg

Though you don’t talk much, Victor has a crush on you as far as looks are concerned (your fashion sense appeals to him 100%)

Belch always laughs on purpose whenever you tell a joke that none of the other guys get

It’s so adorable, really - he doesn’t usually get them either, but he likes you too much to let you drown in awkward silence, so it usually goes 1.) unfortunate joke, 2.) 3-4 seconds of awkward silence as the guys continue to look at you/at each other, and 3.) a hefty (but obviously late) Huggins laugh to save the day

... It usually doesn’t make the joke any better to be honest, but hey, at least somebody responds to it

You have a friend in Belch, girl - appreciate that shit to the very end

Patrick is always trying to find ways to get the skirts of your dresses to blow upwards

Mostly because he wants that body, but also because you seriously don’t want it to happen

He’ll try to lead you past vents when you aren’t paying attention, ask you out on especially windy days, try to get you to stand on top of things (tables, chairs) so he can look underneath you, etc.

... And it was because of a situation like this (i.e. extreme perversion) that you guys originally met, actually

What can I say? It was your typical fairy-tale encounter - you had a gym class together, and you caught Hockstetter sitting underneath you one day when you were up on the bleachers

... And, for some reason, you found that appealing

So, a wonderfully dysfunctional (yet surprisingly firm) connection was born

Henry relates to you in some ways, and doesn’t mind you overall (i.e. the type of relationship where you’re mostly just “around” each other a lot), but he also thinks you’re a little creepy

Most of it is a product of the fact that you’re dating Patrick (let’s not forget - Bowers has seen much more of his insanity than most other people), but it’s also because... yeah, he’s noticed that you can’t keep plants alive

I know that’s oddly specific, but it’s true - the guys come to your house a lot, and, over time, Henry has seen a lot of different (but equally dead) flowers on your windowsill  

I don’t know, man. Weirds him out a little

You come to a lot of group horror movie nights at the hangout, and the guys love that you can hold your own about it

You usually sit next to Patrick (on the floor, dead-center in front of the TV), and watch way too close to the screen, ‘cause ya’ll are just freaks for all the gore like that

The guys usually conspire to try and scare you at some point (because brave girl = challenge accepted), but Belch always messes up the plan in some way

We’re talking coming in too late, coming in too early, making it obvious what they’re doing, falling out of his hiding places... everything you could possibly do to lack stealth and secrecy

Long story short, the guys have never once scared you successfully, and they never will as long as Huggins is on the team

Final verdict: This is a solid 9/10 relationship that I approve of in every way

You may be a little weird (and yeah, borderline creepy), but the guys can accept that about you - just as long as you can accept their flawed parts in return

[jul-iet]

weird asks that say a lot

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? Coffee mugs

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? Chocolate bars

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? Bubblegum. Cinnamon

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? Performative, joyful, clever? Haha

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? From soda cans

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? ...

7. earbuds or headphones? Earbuddies

8. movies or tv shows? TV shows

9. favourite smell in the summer? All of it! Seaweed, wind from the ocean, rain on hot ground, thick air

10. game you were best at in p.e.? Most. Running maybe? I enjoyed soccer, basketball

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? Croissants on the best of days, otherwise— some kind of toast maybe paired with fruit

12. name of your favourite playlist? Nice to revisit ones named after places I went

13. lanyard or key ring? Key ring

14. favourite non-chocolate candy? Sour ones

15. favourite book you read as a school assignment? Catcher and the Rye maybe, at the time? Or Lord of the Flies. I really liked studying Shakespeare

16. most comfortable position to sit in? Criss cross or w my knees tucked up to my chest

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? White sneakers

18. ideal weather? Sunny

19. sleeping position? Usually on my left side, sometimes on my back in a crescent shape

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? Journal

21. obsession from childhood? Fictional relationships in my teens, the movie Spirit in my early childhood

22. role model? A well adjusted person with creative life and intellectual exertions

23. strange habits? A bunch I’m sure

24. favourite crystal? Don’t know that I do

25. first song you remember hearing? Apart from movie soundtracks, it’s Tiny Dancer whilst driving south through a desert

26. favourite activity to do in warm weather? Swim

27. favourite activity to do in cold weather? Get warm? Maybe read

28. five songs to describe you? Girl from the North Country, Wildflowers, People I’ve Been Sad, Shrike, Come Back to Camden

29. best way to bond with you? Be kind and interested in things

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? Tank top wide legs pants and sneakers

32. top five favourite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone? Probably “haha” :P

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? NB shoes may b

35. average time you fall asleep? Between one and two, but I’m trying to remedy that

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? Couldn’t recall

37. suitcase or duffel bag? Suitcase

38. lemonade or tea? Tea if I had to choose, but I love lemonade (could make lemon tea and cool…)

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? Lemon cake

40. weirdest thing to ever happen to you at your school? Maybe the fire alarm fiasco

41. last person you texted? Group of 2

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? Jacket pockets

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? Cardi

44. favourite scent for soap? Mmm lots

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? Fantasy, maybe? None, really

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? Shirt knick

47. favourite type of cheese? Brie

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? A rasp I think? Or a tomato

49. what saying or quote do you live by? This one rings true to my daily thoughts. By Cheryl Strayed: "You go on by doing the best you can. You go on by being generous. You go on by being true. You go on by offering comfort to others who can't go on. You go on by allowing the unbearable days to pass and allowing the pleasure in other days. You go on by finding a channel for your love and another for your rage."

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? Probably shenanigans w my sister

51. current stresses? Circumstance, school, direction, reflection

52. favorite font? TNR!!!

53. what is the current state of your hands? Fabü

54. what did you learn from your first job? How to make coffee and to serve strangers

55. favourite fairy tale? Don’t know that I do. Is Dumbo a fairy tale? A Little Life is part fairy tale according to Hanya

56. favourite tradition? Cards

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? Lightly, quickly, vaguely: childhood, panic, listlessness

58. four talents you’re proud of having? Painting, writing, smarts, quick reflexes

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? IDK anime

61. favourite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? Recently, from A Little Life:

"“I’m going”, he tells Jude, but then he doesn’t move. A dragonfly, as shiny as a scarab, hums above them. “I’m going”, he repeats, but he still doesn’t move, and it is only the third time he says it that he’s finally able to stand up from the lounge chair, drunk on the hot air, and shove his feet back into his loafers.  “Limes”, says Jude, looking up at him and shielding his eyes against the sun.  “Right”, he says, and bends down, takes Jude’s sunglasses off him, kisses him on his eyelids, and replaces his glasses. Summer, JB has always said, is Jude’s season: his skin darkens and his hair lightens to almost the same shade, making his eyes turn an unnatural green, and Willem has to keep himself from touching him too much.”

62. seven characters you relate to? I feel that I’m more able to understand than relate to characters, but… the way Patti Smith expresses herself in her biographical books, Little Creek, Willem for how he deals with other peoples’ pain… I think I don’t encounter enough characters for this

63. five songs that would play in your club? Waterloo, Right Down the Line, Nobody’s Diary, Cringe, Take Your Mama

64. favourite website from your childhood? Haha freearcade for wiz 3 maybe

65. any permanent scars? From trips falls cooking singes

66. favourite flower(s)? Wild! No one particularly

67. good luck charms? I feel like my rings are good luck. I’ve had good luck symbols that have come and gone in time

68. worst flavour of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? I think root beer is rank

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? I know there’s a bunch but they come up by chance not choice

70. left or right handed? Right

71. least favourite pattern? Houndstooth?

72. worst subject? Maybe physics

73. favourite weird flavour combo? Idk if I have a favourite… dipped digestives in tatziki recently and it wasn’t bad

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? 7 maybe

75. when did you lose your first tooth? In kindergarten

76. what’s your favourite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? Salt and vinegar chips

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? I’d say herbs for cooking… thyme, basil, rosemary, mint

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? Gas station coffee

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? School ID

80. earth tones or jewel tones? Earthy

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? Fireflies

82. pc or console? Beyond me

83. writing or drawing? Writing usually

84. podcasts or talk radio? Pods

84. barbie or polly pocket? Neither

85. fairy tales or mythology? Mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes? Cookies

87. your greatest fear? Balding unfulfilled potential infection insanity

88. your greatest wish? Romantic love

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake? I feel like the way certain trips fell together was lucky

91. boxes or bags? Bags

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? Sunlight

93. nicknames? Jet yetti jules julio

94. favourite season? Summer

95. favourite app on your phone? Spotify, duolingo, YT… soft spot for all my old travel apps

96. desktop background? Lake water

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? I think around 5

98. favourite historical era? Don’t have one

[heroesmusings]

FULL NAME: Wanda Django Maximoff

MEANING: wanderer

NICKNAME: Little Witch

MEANING: Bucky usually calls her little witch in Russian 

AGE APPEARANCE: Appears and is 28

BIRTHDAY: April 16th, 1992

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Aries

SPECIES: Enhanced Human

GENDER: Cis female

ALLERGIES: None

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Demisexual

THEME SONG(S): Nightmare by Halsey, Ship to Wreck by Florence and the Machine, Like Real People Do by Hozier, A Place in this World by Taylor Swift

APPEARANCE

HAIR COLOR:  Dark Brown

HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: Nearly mid back, almost always down and is fairly straight

EYES COLOR: Brown when not using powers, red when using powers

EYESIGHT: 20/20, the stone perfected her eyesight

HEIGHT: 5″7′

WEIGHT: 120 lbs

OUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE: For missions she wears tight fitting black pants, red corset and a red overcoat, but off mission she's usually just wearing black jeans and a big zipper hoodie and whoevers shirt she found

ABNORMALITIES: None. 

DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES): She's got scars on her upper arms from Hydra and a tattoo on her ribcage for Pietro

SELF CARE(MAKE UP): Wanda loves a heavy eyeliner look almost anywhere

FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: SHY. She's not very forward, tends to keep to herself 

SKIN COLOR: White

BODY TYPE/BUILD: A thin leaner build

DEFAULT EXPRESSION: Usually avoids eye contact so a bit of a demure unsure expression 

POSTURE: Wanda has a hunched posture, she's constantly trying to make herself seem smaller 

PIERCINGS: three piercings on her lobe, two cartledge on her left ear, septum, belly button and right breast nipple

DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE: Wanda's voice can be a bit on the montone side, especially when she's uninterested in something, and she has a Russian accent 

RELATIONS:

MOM: Maya Maximoff

HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: Before she died, Maya and Wanda got along really well, she misses her mother constantly

DAD: Django Maximoff

HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: Before he died, Wanda adored her father was always excited when he returned home

SIBLINGS: Pietro Maximoff

HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: Pietro was her ride or die -- they were connected at the hip and you never saw one without the other, very protective of one another before he died 

CHILDREN: N/A

HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: N/A

OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS: N/A

PAST LOVER(S): Unknown

CURRENT LOVER: Carol Danvers

REACTION TO MEETING SOMEONE NEW: Wanda usually is distant, seemingly uneasy because she's constantly worried everyone is scared of her. So she keeps her distant and only interacts when she's required 

ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS: shockingly Wanda works really well with others she's just usually not all that talkative

HOW SOCIABLE(LONER,ETC): LONER LONER LONER

FRIENDS: Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton and the rest of the avengers

PETS: None

LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF PERSON: Anyone who mistakes her shyness for powerlessness 

PARENTAL TYPE(PROTECTIVE,ETC): Protective and Loving 

FAVORITE PEOPLE: Carol, Steve, Bucky, and Clint

LEAST FAVORITE PEOPLE: Anyone who thinks she's a monster, Hydra, 

PERSONALITY:

..WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM: ? Shy, Quiet, Uneasy

..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY LIKE YOU): Playful, Joking, Protective

..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY DISLIKE YOU): Sassy, Cold, Impatient

FAVORITE COLOR: Red and Black

FAVORITE FOOD: Spaghetti with her mother's special sauce

FAVORITE ANIMAL: Grizzly bear

FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: Violin

FAVORITE ELEMENT: Air

LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Yellow

LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Fried Chicken 

LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: Alligators

LEAST FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: Trumpet

LEAST FAVORITE ELEMENT: Water

HOBBIES: Cooking, reading, gardening 

USUAL MOOD: While it looks like she is unhappy all the time, she's usually in a decent mood

DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: Drinks socially 

DARK VERSION OF SELF: Cruel, wicked, killer

LIGHT VERSION OF SELF: Smiley, Uninhibited, Gentle

HOW SERIOUS ARE THEY: Wanda is pretty serious a lot of the times but around her close friends she's not  

BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: Yes absolutely, she knows not to disrespect the dead. 

(IN)DEPENDANT: Fairly dependent honestly 

SOFT SPOT/VULNERABILITY: Referring to her as dangerous, Talking about Hydra or the Experiments, Talking about her Family  

OPINION ON SWEARING: She doesn't mind swearing, she swears often

DAREDEVIL VS CAUTIOUS: more so in the cautious side she has to be

MUSIC TYPE: She likes classical music, also she can get behind some good rock 

MOVIE TYPE: Any type! She does like a good horror but she's also got a soft spot for rom-coms

BOOK TYPE: Again she likes a good horror but she's also find of fantasy 

GAME TYPE: She likes any type of board games really but operation is a classic 

COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: Wanda runs pretty warm so she prefers things to be cooler 

SLEEPING PATTERN: Wanda usually starts the night on her side of the bed, curled up in a somewhat fetal position then stretches out throughout the night and ends up closer to the middle. She has frequent nightmares  

CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: Wanda doesn't mind a little bit of mess but she does prefer clean

DESIRED PET: KITTIES 

HOW DO THEY PASS TIME: Talking to her little succulents on the windowsills and hanging out with her friends

BIGGEST SECRET: she's actually pretty afraid of any and all explosives, even fireworks freak her out 

HERO/WHO THEY LOOK UP TO: Her mother, Maya

WHAT ANIMAL WOULD THEY BE: she'd definitely be a fox

FEARS: Accidentally harming innocent people, the death of her friends 

COMFORTS: Quiet rooms, Carol holding her hand, Homemade food

HOW DO THEY ACT WHEN THEY ARE:

SAD: Wanda shuts down, she doesn't want speak or to eat or to do anything, she really lets it consume her 

HAPPY: Happy Wanda is a private Wanda, only few get to see it. Though it's a Wanda who laughs and smiles and hides her face shyly in into her jacket

ANGRY: You do NOT want an angry Wanda. She's vengeful, she's unforgiving and especially if you hurt someone she loves? She won't hesitate to take you down

AFRAID: She tends to fear herself when she's afraid, worries her powers are going to go haywire, so she tries to seclude herself as best she can

LOVE SOMEONE: Wanda is cautious with love, she's lost everyone she loves so far so she's afraid it might happen again but when she finally lets herself love, she's fierce about it, she adores and protects 

HATE SOMEONE: WANDA AVOIDS she doesn't want any confrontation 

WANT SOMETHING: It depends, if its someone she is pining over she won't but other than that she tends to go for what she wants 

CONFUSED: Wanda doesn't love to be confused, so she'll work on figuring it out 

HOW DO THEY REACT TO:

DANGER: Wanda usually faces danger head on, she'll take it in stride and protect the ones she loves from danger before herself  

SOMEONE THEY HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM: good more avoiding for Wanda 

PROPOSAL TO MARRY: SHE'D BE SHOCKED. She truly wouldn't know what to say at first, she'd be so stunned but of course would say yes  

DEATH OF LOVED ONE: it's soul crushing, she loses control of herself and everything and she wants nothing but revenge 

DIFFICULT GAME/MATH/ETC: She'd spend time trying to figure it out but give up eventually

INJURY: Wanda doesn't really get too hurt anymore, it's pretty easy to protect herself but if it's someone else? She'd be a little overbearing to make sure they're okay 

SOMETHING IRRESISTABLY CUTE: Wanda would laugh about it I'm sure 

LOSS OF HOURS OF WORK: She'd do a little gardening 

KNOWLEDGE:

LANGUAGES: Russian, English

SCHOOLING LEVEL: High School

FAVORITE SUBJECT (S): History and Home Economics

INTERESTED CAREERS: N/A.

EXPERTISE: Reality warping, probability manipulation, flight, telepathy, mental manipulation, energy projection and manipulation 

PUZZLES: she tends to enjoy puzzled 

CHEMISTRY: Neither science nor people chemistry interest her

MATH: Nothing special

ENGLISH: She speaks the language well enough

GEOGRAPHY: Not very good at geography

POLITICS/LAW: Wanda has very strong views on politics  and laws in her home country she went to countless protests 

ECONOMY/ACCOUNTING: Again a lot of feelings and protests over the economy

COOKING: Wanda really enjoys cooking it was something her mother passed down to her and it's very important to her. She's a damn good cook too 

SEWING: Shes alright at mending clothing  

MECHANICS: Nope 

BOTANY (FLOWERS): Wanda likes a lot of basic gardening things 

MYTHOLOGY: Not too much

DRAMATICS(ACTING,SINGING): Wanda doesn't really have an interest in any of that 

READING LEVEL: In Russian she's proficient but English she can struggle 

HOW GOOD ARE THEY AT PLANNING AHEAD: Wanda isn't all that great at planning ahead she's much more driven by emotion so whatever happens, happens

ROMANCE:

DO THEY TAKE INITIATIVE: At first? NO, she was a little timid but now she takes the initiative a LOT 

HOW DO THEY ACT(SHY,ETC): Shes shy to start but ends up getting pretty damn confident

GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: a lady thank you, she's an expert with her fingers

GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: Again at first go slow, Wanda is baby

PROTECTIVE: yes yes for SURE

ACT LIKE FRIENDS OR LOVERS: boTH

WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: once she gets confident she'll start buying toys :) 

TYPE OF KISSER: Wanda is a bit of a frantic kisser, like she can't get enough, she likes it a little handsy and electric

DO THEY WANT KIDS: ..not really? 

DO THEY WANT TO MARRY: YES

MAKE GOOD OR BAD DECISIONS: Both, she's driven by emotion

ARE THEY ROMANTIC: she can be

HOW ARE THEY IN BED: Using her fingers is her day job so… pretty good

GET JEALOUS EASY: not really? She could squash anyone who poses an issue 

WIFE/HUBBY BEATER: NEVER

MARRY FOR MONEY: LMAO NO 

FAVORITE POSITION: Wanda likes being draped over Carol, so the two can care lazy kisses with one another and she also likes being between her thighs 

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ON THEIR DREAM DATE: having dinner and dessert on a different planet, it's the bEST

OPINION ON SEX: Wanda only ever feels sexual attraction once she's developed a relationship with someone, so before that she's fairly disinterested but once she's involved she enjoys sex

[phantomlim]

Err can I ask 1-50 for the cute asks?

Of course!!!! I love a lot of these questions. Thank you for asking!.

1. Do you have any recurring dreams? What are they?

Not that I know of or that I remember. 

2. What is your favourite kind of fruit?

Strawberries or oranges

3. Sweet or savoury?

I need both. If I eat something savoury, I have to have something sweet to balance it out and vice versa. 

4. What is your smallest/pettiest fear?

Compared to everything else I’m afraid of, spiders seems pretty petty, but spiders give me the worst anxiety, so its not really small at all. 

5. What is your least favourite vegetable?

Out of everything I’ve had, probably celery. 

6. What is your favourite art movement?

Man I can do history eras but art eras never stick with me.... Probably impressionism. I love how the colours blend together, yet everything is still very abstract and colourful. 

7. Do you drink milk?

Yes, it’s good. 

8. What was the last line of the last book you read?

“The three extra days were for leap years.” One Day In The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn

9. Do you like bitter food?

No, not really. 

10. What is the most significant event in your life so far?

I don’t really think anything in my life has been significant. Probably finding out that I would finally be going to Europe. 

11. What is one thing (a book, movie, etc) that has greatly affected you?

Honestly, Rammstein has affected me in more ways than one. They’ve helped me through suicidal thoughts and depression and they’ve helped me discover my identity, and so much more. 

12. What is your favourite breed of dog or cat? 

Husky - Shepard mix. They look like wolves. 

13. List your top 5 favourite turtle names.

Does this mean like. Names for turtles or names of turtles? I’m going with the former. 

Frank, Henry, Tim, Turtwig, Torterra

14. What job would you have if you could have it without going through all of the school or experience that is required?

Probably an environmentalist, or any field that requires me going out into the wild and preserving parks and what not. 

You would’ve thought I would say historian, but I really do want to learn all everything to become a historian. 

15. Are there any names that you dislike so much that you would dislike the person with the name? What are those names? 

No, I don’t like to reduce a person to something that they’re not because of their name. However, I really don’t like the name Brittaney or any of those variations I guess. Every Brittaney I’ve ever met has been a huge jerk. But if I met someone name Brittaney, I wouldn’t keep it against them. 

16. What is your favourite letter?

ß

17. Are there any instruments you wish you played?

I’d love to play bass. 

18. List your best friends.

This is a callout post. Sid, Madi, Ellen/Chase, Jake, Ollie, Liz, Tia, Taylor, Victoria, Brooke, Mihail, Ariel, Lu, Elisa, Samya. There’s probably more but I’m a terrible person and I can’t remember. 

19. Would you rather be a skeleton or a ghost?

That’s tough actually. Maybe a skeleton. But in Skyrim, skeletons are weaker than a rabbit, so probably a ghost. 

20. Do you prefer fish or lizards/snakes? (as pets)

LIZARDS

21. Art or music?

I love both of these! I can only enjoy music and I’m not able to create it though, so I’ll probably say art for the sake that it’s something I can actually make.

This question is kinda redundant considering music is a form of art. 

22. What is your favourite type of flower?

All of them. It really depends. I really like zephyranthes because the name is RAD. 

I’ll say forget-me-nots because they’re very beautiful and colourful flowers despite their size. The name is also extremely striking to me. 

23. Soup or salad?

Salad.

24. Are you good at keeping plants alive?

Yes and no. When I have plants I’m very passionate about them and I want them to last forever. But at some point, I’ll forget to water them and everything goes downhill from there.

25. Do animals tend to like you?

Dogs, yes, because I have a dog myself. Cats, sometimes. 

26. What is the worst book you’ve ever read?

Twilight probably.

27. Do you collect anything?

Photos of paul landers on my phone. Plants

28. How many pillows do you sleep with?

One. 

29. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?

1 pm. I hate waking up late.

30. How many pictures are on your walls?

None. Unless drawings count.

31. What age did you stop keeping stuffed animals on your bed?

I’m almost 18 and I still have a stuffed animal on my bed, are you kidding me?

I’ve had a lot of mental anguish in my life and that stuffed animal has helped me sleep so many times it deserves to stay there. 

32. What is your favourite candy?

Um. I don’t really eat candy that often. Probably skittles? They’re not TOO sweet so they dont give me migraines. 

33. What is your favourite baked good?

Y’know those brownies that are fused with chocolate chip cookies? Yeah those. I also love those frosted cookies.

34. Do you have a camera? If so, what kind?

Nope.

35. Do you wear jewelry?

I have a necklace with a dragonfly pendant on it that I haven’t taken off ever since I got it when I was 15 honestly. 

Sometimes I wear my class ring from my high school, but I’m too scared that I’ll lose it. 

36. Sunrise or sunset?

Sunrise. There’s something magical about the world lighting up at sunrise that sunsets don’t really have. 

37. Do you like to listen to music with headphones or without headphones?

Depends. If I want to be left alone, then with headphones. If I’m just somewhere hanging out, then without headphones. 

38. What was your favourite show as a child?

Heck if I can remember. Spongebob probably. It still is my favourite but whatever. I stopped watching tv when I was like 7. 

39. Describe your favourite spot in your house?

My windowsill. On it are 3 plants, one is a succulent, one is a type of flower which i can’t remember the name to, and the other is a small container of assorted flowers that my mom got me after we had to put our dog down. There’s a little toy Blastoise on there that I’ve had for a long time, and a dragon statue that’s used for incense. 

40. Do you like to be warm or cold?

Both. Cold is nice because I like bundling up. I hate the cold because my hands get dry and bleed a lot. The warm is nice because you can wear light clothes and be comfortable. It doesn’t make me bleed. I don’t like sweating though. The minute I start sweating I feel obligated to shower. 

41. The best joke you have?

Myself. 

42. Whats the weirdest thing that you’ve seen happen in a public place?

I can’t remember. 

43. CD or digital?

Both. CD’s feel really genuine. My copy of Sehnsucht is older than I am, so I have a lot of sentimental value for it. I don’t mean to brag, but it also has the rare track “Stripped” on it. But because of todays age, digital is probably my preferred choice because I can take my music with me where ever I want. 

44. Who do you miss right now?

I really miss my dog, Roosevelt. It’s almost been a month since he died, but it still hurts a lot. I’ve been seeing a lot of yorkies and it makes me miss him more. I wish he was still here. 

45. If you could combine two places in the world, which two places would you choose?

Um. I’m not sure actually, I’ll get back to you on that. 

46. Describe the worst substitute teacher you’ve ever had.

OK so in biology junior year of high school, our biology teacher had to quit because of really bad family problems, totally okay not his fault at all. HOWEVER, we had a substitute for the rest of the year, and we couldn’t do ANYTHING. We were forced to work on worksheets and nothing but that when we go to a school where COLLABORATION and PROJECTS is how we learn. It was awful. 

47. Do you believe horoscopes?

I try not to. I’m paranoid, so I often look at them and worry about the truth behind them. 

48. Are you spiritual?

This question can mean several things. Am I religious? No. Do I believe in the power of my own spirit and soul that can allow me to do certain things? Yes. 

The reason I’m not religious is for that reason alone. I don’t believe there is a deity that is stronger than I am. I don’t think there should be a deity who tells me what I should and should not do. I’m strong enough to make decisions on my own and without the help of anyone. If I do something, its because of my own will. 

49. Describe your pets.

I only have one now, but I want to describe Roosevelt too.

Roosevelt was a really small boy. He was very thin and nimble, especially as he got older. He had HUGE ears that were bigger than his head. We called them his Satellite ears. When he would get a hair cut, he would kind of look like a rat, so I called him Rat Boy.

Phin is a really sweet boy. He’s a big-ish dog, but not BIG big. He’s goofy and he really likes to play. When he’s really playful, his eyes get wide. When he was younger, his tongue had black spots, but they don’t now. His fur is really oily and greasy which is kinda gross, but my face gets really oily so I can relate. He’s really anxious, but he’s such a sweet boy 

50. Are you good at getting over mistakes?

No. I’m paranoid, so of course I can’t. It stays in my mind until someone tells me that it’s okay and until things get fixed.