#ke fic: evenfall

[villanesus]

It’s still the weekend, so this counts as on time/on schedule.

In the future, remind me never to write from only a single character’s perspective ever again. This is unnecessarily complicated for an ensemble cast in a four act story.

Chapters: 21/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for, Masturbation, Infidelity, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Tribadism, Angst, Mentions of Death, Mentions of Blood, Cunnilingus, Suicide, Child Death, Child Murder, Murder, Mentions of Suicide, Broken Bones, Blood Loss, Canon-Typical Violence, Injury, Major Character Injury, Not Beta Read Summary:

The Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT* write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

* I've gotten several comments and direct messages about this. Please re-read the above statement. This fic has not been written using an AI tool. The only AI-generated content here is the two-sentence quote above. It's a joke about how this story is a bad idea, so I used a bad, AI-generated blurb to advertise it. We good?

[villanesus]

so @comfycomers has made about a million of these lovely ke au boards and for reasons I absolutely cannot explain this was the first one my brain worms would let me write

i am so sorry

Villaneve // Twilight AU

[villanesus]

If I hit a snare in the plot, a bit of dialogue I’m worried is repetitive, or something I feel the need to research, I will just add some notes in square brackets to fix it later and carry on with the scene. Those notes are functionally bloopers but in writing.

Things I have typed out in the course of authoring this fic (thus far):

i don’t want to do assholes here

live nadia slug reaction

describe banging or nah??

vampire horny like “nooOOoooo, whhHyyyYYyyYyyy???”

third act stress sex

get into the shit with a whole gang of werewolves

[SEX HERE]

outline for future sad mason who has to write this

i do not know what happened here.

hermetically sealed package… ha ha. ha ha ha h-

You know, like the Snickers commercials.

Enjoy the latest chapter.

Chapters: 22/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for, Masturbation, Infidelity, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Tribadism, Angst, Mentions of Death, Mentions of Blood, Cunnilingus, Suicide, Child Death, Child Murder, Murder, Mentions of Suicide, Broken Bones, Blood Loss, Canon-Typical Violence, Injury, Major Character Injury, Not Beta Read Summary:

The Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT* write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

* I've gotten several comments and direct messages about this. Please re-read the above statement. This fic has not been written using an AI tool. The only AI-generated content here is the two-sentence quote above. It's a joke about how this story is a bad idea, so I used a bad, AI-generated blurb to advertise it. We good?

[villanesus]

It’s NaNoWriMo, which means an increased chance of regular updates and also carpal tunnel. Enjoy, lads.

Chapters: 19/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for, Masturbation, Infidelity, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Tribadism, Angst, Mentions of Death, Mentions of Blood, Cunnilingus, Suicide, Child Death, Child Murder, Murder, Mentions of Suicide, Broken Bones, Blood Loss, Canon-Typical Violence, Injury, Major Character Injury Summary:

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

The smuttiest chapter yet. 😅 (And the angstiest? Don’t hurt me.)

Chapters: 16/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for, Masturbation, Infidelity, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Tribadism, Angst Summary:

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

After a bit of a hiatus, back with another chapter. 🫣

Chapters: 15/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for, Masturbation, Infidelity Summary: Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped: "In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

A new chapter, wherein we have two awkward family dinners. 🫠

Chapters: 13/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

Back with more of whatever this is.

Chapters: 20/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for, Masturbation, Infidelity, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Tribadism, Angst, Mentions of Death, Mentions of Blood, Cunnilingus, Suicide, Child Death, Child Murder, Murder, Mentions of Suicide, Broken Bones, Blood Loss, Canon-Typical Violence, Injury, Major Character Injury, Not Beta Read Summary:

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

Hello, friends.

My life has been some kind of way this past 1-2 months, but I’m digging my way out. Please enjoy a vaguely angsty chapter just before spoopy day.

Chapters: 18/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for, Masturbation, Infidelity, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Tribadism, Angst, Mentions of Death, Mentions of Blood, Cunnilingus, Suicide, Child Death, Child Murder, Murder, Mentions of Suicide Summary:

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

A little something to lug us across the finish line into the weekend. (And I had to add several fun and very normal tags.) Also, Bill!

Chapters: 17/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for, Masturbation, Infidelity, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Tribadism, Angst, Mentions of Death, Mentions of Blood, Cunnilingus, Suicide, Child Death, Child Murder, Murder, Mentions of Suicide Summary:

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

More foolishness.

Chapters: 12/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Summary:

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

about

i'm mason (she/her)

this blog is for my killing eve hyperfixation

i write sometimes (villaneve)

[villanesus]

Better late than never?

Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for, Masturbation, Infidelity Summary:

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

Chapter 11 - Don’t be suspicious

Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Summary:

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

Chapter 10, lads.

Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for, Masturbation Summary:

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

[villanesus]

Chapters: 9/? Fandom: Killing Eve (TV 2018), Killing Eve Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri & Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Eve Polastri/Niko Polastri Characters: Eve Polastri, Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Niko Polastri, Bill Pargrave Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Student/Teacher, Vampire Villanelle | Oksana Astankova, Alternate Universe - Vampire, killing eve/twilight au nobody asked for Summary:

Killing Eve/Twilight AU no one wanted. I let ChatGPT write the summary based on my outline. It is exactly as trashy as I had hoped:

"In Forks, Washington, high school teacher Eve becomes infatuated with the mysterious Vasiliev-Martens family, particularly with the rebellious Villanelle. As she navigates the boundaries of mentorship and desire, Eve's obsession threatens to unravel her life and unearth dark secrets in the seemingly peaceful town."

New chapters up this evening. Why am I doing this to myself? 😐