#kazumi speaks: also how do you want to be tagged (i need to get better at tagging people because i keep losing track (1/3)

[keiyaku-tako]

He is honestly not that attractive. I do not see how people like him.

Vil-san is honestly more attractive than him.

He should not be the most attractive person you've ever seen. Perhaps you need to get your eyes checked.

Hello again Azul! Don't mind me!

I just can't help but notice you seem a bit "troubled" that a particular fox business man has been making the rounds and taking all the attention lately.

Kinda looks like this handsome bastard fellow.

((For Kazumi: hi sorry i saw that one post reblog involving him and it sent me laughing hard XD i'm sorry Azul, he is shadier af, BUT THE FOX MAN IS HANDSOME!!! THAT EVIL MAN!))

Pardon? I am not troubled. But it is abundantly clear that he is a person who would take advantage of someone given the slightest chance. I cannot even begin to see what people see in him.

[katte-utsubo]

Ugh. Rules...

Hey, it's Kazumi and Floyd here to give you the rules we'd like you to follow on our account!

Rules make everything boring. Nezumi-iruka-chan...

But they're necessary to our safety, so we need to go over them, Okay?

1. Floyd is a minor (17) and so am I. Any mildly suggestive things are okay (think kissing, flirting, etc), but nothing full on explicit/NSFW. Platonic relationships are definitely okay!! Any blogs that don't want to interact with minors should steer clear.

2. Please remember to be kind! Floyd is a person too, and although he might not appear like he can get hurt, he can and will. It puts him in one of his moods. Therefore, any asks that I deem harmful will be deleted.

3. Any time me and Floyd talk together, I will be in blue and Floyd will be in white. When he is talking alone, he will also be in white. To add to that, I will most likely be speaking in the tags because I talk a lot (and so Floyd doesn't see my chatter). Please feel free to ignore this! I absolutely don't mind.

4. I use headcanons in my portrayal of Floyd; I try to be as canon compliant as possible with the knowledge that I have of him.

5. Absolutely no homophobia, racism, transphobia, etc. Regular DNI criteria applies here.

6. If Floyd doesn't respond to you, please don't feel too bad! He is chaotic and regularly forgets to check this blog. He only comes on when he has nothing better to do. So...

7. That being said, I am also a full-time high school student, and so it is likely that my replies will be fully messed up (read: I tend to procrastinate by doing fun things and then I have a week to catch up on all my schoolwork). Please be mindful of that and don't spam me and Floyd.

8. OCs? Absolutely! I love seeing your OCs. Make sure to send in a description of them either beforehand or in your starter (unless Floyd doesn't know your character at all, I guess - but it would still help to have a general overview). If there's nothing of the sort, I will automatically assume that your character and Floyd have never met. However, I am not comfortable with the first interaction with an OC being a romantic one, as it has become a problem before for me.

9. I can speak a little bit of Japanese (my parents are Japanese but I haven't actually tried to learn it well so it may be messy (though I'm working on it)) and I am learning Spanish (in school) so! I am willing to write replies using those languages as well as English (and I will automatically use honorifics like "-senpai," "-chan," and "-kun," so keep that in mind). Spanish I can't guarantee though because it kind of can suck (as well as Japanese).

10. I also love shipping and am not very selective (I love seeing rare pairs, and in general seeing how their ship would work out). So, feel free to do that too! Before they get into a relationship, though, they need to have at least some sort of interaction beforehand (because I want to get to know you too, and even if you're playing a canon character, I still want to do some regular stuff first) To add to that, I am a multishipper, so each relationship happens in its own verse.

11. OOC talks? I love them, but if you aren't talking directly to Floyd or something about him, then I'd redirect you to @kazumirambles which is my regular ol' talking blog (so I don't spam anyone).

12. Anons will always be treated platonically by Floyd (as he doesn't know you that much), but you are welcome to send all your love to him! He does enjoy having the attention (as long as it's not "too much," whatever that means).

13. Mun does not equal muse!! Floyd may say/do things that I would not do or that I don't condone. We do not share the same feelings or actions all the time.

And finally, remember to have fun!

Yeah~ I bet everyone'll find it really fun here, won't they~?

Hopefully, but I find that slightly doubtful with the scary look in your eyes right now.

[dantesilvadraws]

Hope you're doing well coffee! Could you do a continuation of that recent iwaoi story? Maybe one where iwa is upset that kazumi reacted badly to the baby news or they tell all their friends?

Ahh, thank you, I hope you’re doing well also! Yes, of course~! I don’t mind writing a continuation!! :D Thanks so much for leaving the ask!!

[omegaverse tag] [iwaoi tag]

WARNING, OMEGAVERSE AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES WITH IT

The reactions to Iwaizumi’s pregnancy were interesting, but none so much as dramatic as their daughter’s.

“But I don’t – but I don’t want to be a big sister!” she cried, she hugged one of her elephant stuffed animals and sobbed into it, “Babies are so loud and they cry a lot and they’re gross and, and…”

“Babies aren’t that bad.” Kouki sat beside her on the bed, Iwaizumi was on her other side with an arm around her shoulders.

“Yes, yes they are!” “No, I remember when you were a baby and you were so cute and little…”

“I’m still cute and little!” she argued.

Despite the situation, Iwaizumi managed to crack a smile, she looked so much like Oikawa when she cried. However, similar to how Iwaizumi hated seeing Oikawa cry, he also hated seeing his daughter – or any of his kids cry, but there was nothing he could do but try to help her understand that having another sibling isn’t that bad.

“You’ll always be our baby.” Iwaizumi promised and kissed her on the side of the head, “Okay, but for now you need to understand that there isn’t a choice that can be made here. It might be hard to adjust at first but I think you’ll do fine.”

“Oh..okay…” Kazumi sniffled.

“Would you like to go out and get some ice cream?” Kouki asked, hoping to ease his sister’s mind, if only for a few hours, “It might make you feel better.”

“Yeah.”

Kouki took Kazumi by the hand and he walked her toward the nearest ice cream shop. With the kids gone, Iwaizumi and Oikawa collapsed on the couch, both completely surprised by their daughter’s reaction. They stared at each other for a moment when Oikawa admitted, “Well, that could have gone better, so, what do we do?”

“I don’t know.” Iwaizumi shook his head, “But I could use some ice cream too.”

“I’ll text Kouki to bring you back some on his way home.”

“Thanks.” Iwaizumi settled his head on Oikawa’s shoulders, and laid a hand on his belly, and began speaking to his unborn pup, “I hope her reaction didn’t scare you, please get along with your sister.”

Oikawa laughed, “Yeah, I promise you’ll love it here, we’ll take good care of you.”