#kazuha x reader blurb

[springsmile]

GENSHIN HIGH SCHOOL AU — kazuha is high as fuck and keeps lookin atchu 👀 *QUICK IN BETWEEN BLURB*

your eyes meet.

oh, fuck. shit.

it wasn’t intentional— well, no, it was. did he notice?

you chance another glance— fuck. they’re burnt red, so is the sclera. what do they say? once is a coincidence, twice is you’re a fucking thirsty creepy stalker?

he scoots over in your direction, and your palms begin to create the world’s largest man made puddle in the world.

he’s high out of his mind. he’s close enough to conspicuously study the peculiar paleness of his hair, and the tight tie that holds it in place.

he’s still looking for your eyes that you’d torn away in your utter embarrassment.

“hey, did you want a hit?” he shamelessly lifts his cart in the air. you splutter—luckily, the class is rowdy enough to conceal your sheer bemusement.

“kazuha—jesus christ.” you breathed, wretching his arm down, whilst you watch him with an unconscious grin sliding across your lips.

“so you don’t?” he tilts his head to the side, adjusting the collar of his dress shirt. “oh, you wanna buy?”

you swallow anxiously, his eyes watch the bob of your throat. you chose to ignore that. it couldn’t mean anything—no, it was inconsequential. maybe it rang as loud as it had in your ears.

you chose this battle. “yeah, uh, do i zelle ya?”

his smile is lazy, and his words carry an soft, unstable lilt to them. “nah. you can test the product first.”

you raise your eyebrows. “so you let anyone just try a free ounce of your shit?”

he snorted, his head craning back in a gentle chuckle. and when his gaze returned to yours, something sultry flitted across his face.

“no, [name]. that was my mistake. i meant that we’ll test the product together.” his eyelids fall halfway, and he leant in closer—you can smell it on his breath. oreos he must’ve infused weed into. somehow.

your eyes flit around your acting class apprehensively—were you getting weird looks? did it look like the most sensual drug deal ever was taking place?

he nips this motion in the bud, taking your jaw in his palm. his eyes are soft. cotton soft, but still shining with recognition.

“that was a flirtation. we’re gonna get high together, and… i’m confident you’re smart enough to figure out what’ll happen next.”

“oh.” you’re blinking rapidly. oh. oh. those were stares of reciprocation. he made the first move— like you’d ever—

“[name]?” he murmurs into your ear, before laying his temple on your shoulder. “did i frighten you away?”

your lips curl. cute.

“no. i was just wondering what i’m going to tell my boss on saturday.”

[electrosair]

Jealous headcanons anemo + cryo ver.

english isn’t my first language, sorry for mistakes

characters: heizou + kazuha + scaramouche + venti + xiao + kaeya + wriothesley

word count: 1k

Heizou

how jealous is he from 1 to 10?

4/10 He's not really jealous over you, it's more with people who may get close to you, mostly because of the attitudes they may have towards you. It's not something he likes and he's not going to tolerate it either, but he will always do it in discreet ways.

how possessive is he from 1 to 10?

7/10 Whenever he sees someone start to make moves on you, he will pull subtle acts, as if teasing the person who is looking for a good time with you. He'd never let you know if you haven't noticed, doing things like putting an arm around you or throwing glances when you're not aware of him.

what is he most jealous of?

In cases where you realize it, Heizou would be annoyed if you jokingly and having warned him about what was going on, you jokingly play along with the other person. It's something he would draw the line at and stop doing after he began dating you.

Kazuha

how jealous is he from 1 to 10?

3/10 He is easygoing with everyone, so there are no exceptions with people who are looking for something with you. He wouldn't take it too bad either, he would leave it up to you unless you go to him for help, only then would he jump in.

how possessive is he from 1 to 10?

2/10 He prefers to leave you to your own criteria and freedom, as he himself has decided to do with his life. As long as you spend a certain amount of quality time by his side experiencing new things and places, that's enough for Kazuha.

what is he most jealous of?

It doesn't happen often, but it would be a thorn in his side if you go to places, which you discovered with him during your travels, with other friends or acquaintances of yours. He would like it to be something intimate and meaningful between the two of you.

Scaramouche

how jealous is he from 1 to 10?

10/10 Occasionally he may vent his jealousy on you, because of silly arguments or disagreements that you have, but mostly he would do it with those who are going to flirt with you. In the end he understands that it's not your fault, so gradually he tries to fix that problem.

how possessive is he from 1 to 10?

9/10 Most likely, he already felt this way about you even before you started dating officially. He would have behaviors like asking you to go out with him every day in the hopes that you wouldn't end up noticing someone else.

what is he most jealous of?

If you are outside and someone's attitude towards you really shocks him, he can't help it, an impulse in him would get you out of there immediately without thinking. Scaramouche's not going to tolerate that kind of stare over what he considers his own.

Venti

how jealous is he from 1 to 10?

4/10 Even when something in him goes wrong and he feels jealous, it's as if at the same time he knows that he must give you freedom to act as you want and after all, you wouldn't change him, right?

how possessive is he from 1 to 10?

7/10 He likes to keep you close all day long, write songs and ballads of his beloved without the need to name names or tell the rest who exactly you are. He's not going to do that if it means that others also know who you are and will approach you, whether to ask about the archon or a simple bard.

what is he most jealous of?

One of his greatest fears is to keep losing the people he loves even though he knows that it is inevitable with the passage of time. Venti would not be able to bear that, apart from factors like this, you would be the one to voluntarily leave his side and go with someone else.

Xiao

how jealous is he from 1 to 10?

6/10 I feel that individual acts would make him feel insecure and jealous over you when you're away from his side, so he tries to always keep an eye on you so he knows where you are. That way he could be ready all the time when he needs to do something because of another person flirting with you.

how possessive is he from 1 to 10?

8/10 His way of expressing that you belong to him in some way or another would be with small marks made by his own teeth on your skin, in places where only he can see and no one else. That's why they are there after all, isn't it?

what is he most jealous of?

When you start spending more time and hanging out with other people, specifically a single one that he doesn't even know by sight and you get to complain to him that he's been checking you out more than usual. Xiao likes to think to himself that he's doing it for your safety.

Kaeya

how jealous is he from 1 to 10?

3/10 Even if he occasionally feels upset by people near you, he prefers to trust you enough that he won't try to do anything unless he feels it's too much and you're not doing anything to stop the situation.

how possessive is he from 1 to 10?

5/10 Only when he is aware that someone is making moves on you will he become more possessive. Whether it's to make you feel a little safer if you send him a look of distress, or to scare off whoever you have after you, no one is going to mess with the cavalry captain's partner.

what is he most jealous of?

It's something he enjoys taking you to bars so you can try his favorite drinks and he can see your reactions. But every time he goes away for more than three seconds and someone comes to buy you a drink Kaeya's face changes, he would come back as fast as possible to your side.

Wriothesley

how jealous is he from 1 to 10?

2/10 Just enough to throw a glance, although he would only do something directly to the person who is flirting with you if their actions escalate quickly. In those cases it would be more to defend you than for his own jealousy, he is not afraid to come to blows.

how possessive is he from 1 to 10?

6/10 He would like to show everyone with a minimal amount of interest that the two of you are doing well together and that you are his, whether it's by pressing you against his body or asking you to stay in his office on his busiest days.

what is he most jealous of?

Definitely some people would only approach you to do you favors and earn Wriothesley's or get closer to him in some way. He would try to keep you away from these people whenever he could, keeping you by his side whenever he saw strange behavior.

[genshin-obsessed]

Rent a Genshin Boyfriend!

This is inspired by a dream lol but it’s also probably influenced by a video I was recommended on YouTube. My x reader blurb is in pink and is just something in addition i wanted to add that would otherwise break immersion (and does it anway :') ).

Characters: Venti, Kaeya, Xiao, Baizhu, Kazuha, Heizou, Cyno, Alhaitham, Wriothesley, Lyney

Hello! Welcome to Genshin Boyfriend Rentals! We have a wide array of men that may meet your temporary dating needs, assuming you've got the money.

There are a few rules we need to go over beforehand, however. Please keep these in mind as you browse!

The Boyfriends have the right to leave during the date for any reason. If you believe it was unfair, you may contact support to potentially get a refund.

The Boyfriends are real people with feelings, please treat them with respect and refrain from pushing their boundaries.

No sexual requests of any kind. Attempting to do so will make him leave and you will not get your money back. They are boyfriends for hire, not escorts.

There are a few rules set by the Boyfriend, himself, which will be sent to you upon selection and payment. Please do your best to adhere to the rules for the best experience!

Are you looking to experience a polyamorous relationship? Feel free to hire more than one at a time! Their compatibility is written on their profiles but those are general suggestions!

Let's begin, shall we? The Boyfriends vary by region, please select the one that best suits you! If selecting more than one, keep in mind you will be the sole focus, but can ask for a slight change if you wish.

These Boyfriends are currently available for today!

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━━ Mondstadt ➺ Venti ➺ Kaeya ━━ Liyue ➺ Xiao ➺ Baizhu ━━ Inazuma ➺ Kazuha ➺ Heizou ━━ Sumeru ➺ Cyno ➺ Alhaitham ━━ Fontaine ➺ Wriothesley ➺ Lyney

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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Venti | ★★★★☆

550 Mora/hr.

All expenses must be covered by you.

A maximum of 8 hours per day.

Available for overtime events that may extend into multiple days but prices vary.

No gender preference.

Best compatibility: Lyney, Cyno

Ever wanted to be serenaded by a bard? Need someone to help you out of your comfort zone? Venti's your guy! Venti is the excitable boyfriend. He’s chirpy, knows the best places to go, is enthusiastic about every and all dates. He tends to be very loud and cheerful, so if you're looking for some excitement, he's the best!

He’s very good with shy people and doesn’t have a preference for gender so he’s great for anyone who’s new to renting a boyfriend. Venti is also great at comforting. Did you lose someone recently? Are you feeling down about life? Feeling like everything is at a standstill? Venti is great with his words and will do his best to cheer you up.

His favorite place is visiting a bar and his favorite thing to do is perform. He previously worked as a bard but has now moved to joining us in our endeavors as a Rental Boyfriend!

"I promise with me you'll be smiling until your face hurts! Or your money back!"

Venti is mindful of how much money he spends. He understands why expenses are covered by the renter, but he still feels bad sometimes. Not only that, he's not exactly cheap either. So, when he ever goes on a date with someone who can't exactly afford dinner or whatever, he comes up with other date ideas that could be entirely free! However, Venti is usually hired for his empathetic side. He's great at understanding loss and loneliness and has plenty of loyal customers who he meets with at least once every two weeks. You can be one too, if you'd like.

Kaeya Alberich | ★★★★☆

575 mora/hr.

All expenses must be covered by you.

Maximum of 8 hours per day.

Is only available for up to 24 hours only, and prices vary.

No gender preference.

Best compatibility: Heizou, Kazuha

Do you need a boyfriend who's just great at flirting and making you feel like the most beautiful human being on the face of Teyvat? Meet Kaeya! He's quite popular as he's great with both newbies and veterans at renting a boyfriend. He's very charismatic and usually loves to fluster his partner. Kaeya is not a big spender, so don't worry about expensive dates. He's great at improvising and is just looking to make you happy!

His favorite place to visit is the bar, but he also enjoys things like picnics and window shopping. He's not a demanding Boyfriend so if you'd just like to have some company at home, he's right there with you!

Kaeya is more physically affectionate. He loves hugs, cuddles, often gives cheek kisses and will most likely always be holding your hand. If this is something you aren't a fan of, we recommend you hire someone else but can also talk it over with Kaeya, himself, if you'd like.

"Whatever you wanna do is ok with me. After all, I think the day should be dedicated to someone as special as you."

Kaeya has a tendency to forget faces if it's been a long time, so if you're renting him with a long span in between, he may actually forget you completely. He does feel really bad and does his best to play it off, but sometimes it doesn't work out. Don't worry! He's got a plan for that too! If you're a loyal patron though, he will inevitably remember you.

Xiao | ★★★★✬

650 mora/hr.

All expenses must be covered by you.

Maximum of 6 hours per day.

Not available for overtime events.

No gender preference.

Best compatibility: Cyno, Lyney

Meet Xiao! He's not very excitable, doesn't talk a lot, and lets you do your thing. He's mainly for people who don't want a talker and prefer to do an activity with someone. Whether it be painting, watching a show, playing video games, knitting, doing puzzles, or meditating, Xiao is the perfect choice! He's got a very calming atmosphere around him and will 100% help you relax!

Xiao speaks through touch for the most part. If you need some form of physical affection, he can provide. If you want to cuddle, hold his hand, or just lay on his lap, he's happy to provide given you ask permission first.

!! If you're new to renting a boyfriend, Xiao is NOT recommended !!

"I'll do whatever you want to do, so don't feel pressured to plan something extravagant. Just be you and we'll have fun, I guess."

Though Xiao has his charm and is extremely handsome, his rating simply relies on those who like his personality type which is specific. Sometimes people want a Boyfriend who's all cool and quiet like him, but tend to realize it's not as fun when they're actually with him. He does have a few tricks up his sleeve for people like those, but will more often than not just let them crash and burn and helps them get a refund for any time he didn't spend with them. He is who he is, some people like him, others do not. His popularity has skyrocketed recently and he's pretty much on par with Boyfriends like Kazuha, Kaeya, and Wriothesley.

Baizhu | ★★★★☆

500 mora/hr

All expenses must be covered by you.

Maximum of 8 hours per day but can be booked for multiple days together. Maximum of five days.

Available for overtime events. Prices vary.

No gender preference.

Best compatibility: Alhaitham, Wriothesley

Are you feeling a little under the weather? Don't have the ability to grab medicine? Just need a little company while you recover? Look no further than our very own doctor Baizhu! As a practitioner of medicine, Baizhu has numerous methods to help you feel better.

He'll help you take your medicine, make you meals for swifter recovery, and is more than happy to give you some much needed company. Don't worry about getting him sick, he knows the proper precautions.

"Remember, health comes first. If you don't know how to get better, I'll be right beside you."

Baizhu actually prefers to work with people who are sick. Whether they have terminal illness or temporary, he's more than happy to provide any sort of companionship to those who ask for it. He's actually helped find more serious, life threatening illnesses before and has saved a number of people like that. Baizhu is a softer boyfriend, willing to sit beside you and stroke your hair as you attempt to sleep. He's the only Boyfriend who can be booked for multiple days in advance, others work on a daily basis only.

Kaedehara Kazuha | ★★★★★

600 mora/hr.

All expenses must be covered by you.

Maximum of 10 hours per day.

Available overtime events as well as holidays. Prices may vary

No gender preference.

Best compatibility: Venti, Lyney

Looking for a soft boyfriend? Are you trying to learn poetry? Perhaps working on poetry? Look no further than Kazuha! He's a new addition to the Genshin Boyfriends but you'd never know if we hadn't told you beforehand.

Kazuha has a more artistic side to him that he loves to show off. As a former wanderer, he's got plenty of stories for inspiration. Are you looking to maybe take a hike? He's definitely ready for one! Maybe you'd just like to find a field and lay down in it. Kazuha knows some great places already! He's both soft spoke and a gentle soul. If you need to vent or are looking for advice, we recommend no one other than Kazuha!

"I know what the description says, but I also love to try new things. If you want a partner for that, I'm happy to be one. You don't need to try anything new alone."

Even though he's new, Kazuha's quite popular and will often be booked months in advance. As he's said before, he loves trying new things and is happy to do that with someone else. Do you wanna go skydiving for the first time with a boyfriend but don't have one? Kazuha! Do you wanna go swimming with sharks for the first time? Kazuha! Maybe you're looking to rent a boyfriend for the first time but don't know who would be best for you. Kazuha!

Shikanoin Heizou | ★★★★☆

500 mora/hr.

All expenses must be covered by you.

Maximum of 6 hours per day.

Available for some overtime events; not ALL holidays. Prices may vary

No gender preference.

Best compatibility: Kaeya, Cyno

Ever wanted to say that you dated a detective? Maybe you're looking to spice up your boring choices in partners! Heizou is at your service. He's intelligent, a great fighter, and has quite the silver tongue. He has a mischievous side to him and loves to get into a bit of trouble.

Worry not, you'll never be in any true danger, but if you're looking to get your blood pumping, Heizou might be able to do that. If you don't have a date idea, worry not. He does and he'll make every penny worth it! Though, if you'd like something a bit slower, Heizou doesn't mind taking you to some of the spots he likes to relax in. You two can sit and talk to just get to know one another before going out and doing something. He's very flexible in this case!

"Don't be shy, take a chance on me. If you're a true crime junkie, I'm basically your soulmate."

Believe it or not, Heizou's never gotten in trouble before for any of this. It's not like he brings his renters to the crime scenes or shows them anything like that, but he's got plenty of stories. He's also more playful and is the best recommended for any renters looking for an adventure! Unlike Kaeya, Heizou never forgets a face. Ever.

Cyno | ★★★★★

800 mora/hr.

All expenses must be covered by you.

Maximum of 5 hours per day.

Overtime events only include birthdays and must be under 12 hours. Prices may vary

No gender preference.

Best compatibility: Heizou, Xiao, Venti

Are you a lover of "bad jokes"? Are you looking for a more serious boyfriend? Do you want someone who can strike fear into the hearts of criminals? Look no further than Cyno!

Though Cyno has a serious side to him, he's a lover of jokes and reverts to them to relieve tension. He's got a wide array so there won't be any repeats. If you're ever sad, he'll bring out his best and hope that at least one of them puts a smile on your face.

"Why are pigs good valets? They're excellent parallel porkers. Get it? Instead of using the word park, they used-"

Cyno actually joined the agency as a joke. Yet, somehow, he managed to get to the top extremely quickly. For all the Sumeru Boyfriends, he often takes first place. He's also stolen first place from Wriothesley in the April popularity poll. He was tempted to quit but was begged to stay and... well, now he finds a type of joy in pretending to be boyfriend. Not at all what he expected the day he joined. Cyno is also great at memorizing names and faces. Once you go on a date with him, he won't forget you and will even make it a thing to greet you as if you two have been dating for a while and he just hasn't seen you in a while.

Alhaitham | ★★★★☆

700 mora/hr.

All expenses must be covered by you.

Maximum of 6 hours per day.

Available for most overtime events as well as holidays. Prices may vary

No gender preference.

Best compatibility: Baizhu, Wriothesley

Is there a test coming up that you didn't study for? Did you fall asleep in class and miss an entire lecture and now you don't know how to do that Statistics assignment? Well, look no further than Alhaitham!

He's the smartest we got and is the best tutor you'll ever find. From being eye candy to intelligent as hell, there isn't a subject he can't help teach. Do not make that chemistry joke with him, he will be disappointed.

Alhaitham knows the best way to increase work productivity and will help you get through your day with any type of work you have. He knows when to take breaks and will always have the perfect snacks prepared. Just make sure you can keep up with his strict routine!

"If you need help, just ask for it. I wouldn't want you to fail your classes."

!! Not the best with romance !!

While he's not good with the romance aspect of being a boyfriend, he's very good with studying. He often finds himself busiest during finals weeks and will limit his time with everyone to just three hours per day. These are the days where he's working from morning to night and only has enough time to sleep. He's very good at tutoring and often receives letters and gifts of thanks afterwards. He can still do dates and such (maybe a study date) or just a regular one, but he tends to be more awkward in that sense as he's not very used to it. Over time, he's learned a good way to reward the renters. Kisses on their cheeks tend to help a lot. He'll also let you take short naps on his lap and will even massage your shoulders if needed while you work.

Wriothesley | ★★★★★

1200 mora/hr.

All expenses must be covered by you.

Maximum of four consecutive days for a total of 96 hours.

Only available for special events currently.

No gender preference

Best compatibility: Alhaitham, Baizhu

Are you looking for a duke who's great at fighting and was a prison administrator? What a coincidence, we have the perfect man for you! Wriothesley. While his name may be as confusing to pronounce as Worcestershire sauce, his companionship is just a legendary! He's charismatic, loves tea, can totally teach you how to fight, and has a voice as smooth as butter.

Wriothesley is tall, dark haired, and has been voted the most popular in the last four polls in a row! His intelligence and prowess speak for themselves and don't let anyone stop you from hiring him!

Need to scare off a trashy ex? Just looking for a handsome man to hold your hand as you walk down the street? Attending a wedding where everyone keeps pestering you to find a person to settle down with? Wriothesley's got you covered. He's great at memorizing family names, faces, and titles. He'll impress your family and get them off your back for good.

"Come and fall in love with me. I'll make it worth your time."

As stated above, Wriothesley has won the popularity poll for four months in a row and continues to dominate. While he's lost the position to others such as Kazuha, Xiao, and Cyno, he holds no bad blood between them and is often hired alongside another for the same renter. Due to his increasing popularity, he is the most expensive Boyfriend to rent BUT has made exceptions before. He's also a great choice to hire for a friend to surprise them as "their boyfriend for the day". He's a fast learner and yes, you will fall in love with this man. Come to terms with it before you hire him.

Lyney | ★★★★☆

650 mora/hr.

All expenses must be covered by you.

Maximum of 8 hours per day. Works later hours as well.

Available for most events as well as holidays. Prices may vary

No gender preference

Best compatibility: Venti, Xiao, Kazuha

Ever wanted a private magic performance? Wanna see what it's like to date a magician? Look no further than our very own Lyney! Hailing from the land of water, Fontaine, he is a renowned magician!

Expect plenty of surprises as Lyney loves to catch people off guard. He tends to prefer simple dates, but grand ones are welcome if you insist. He is willing to teach you some small tricks, but most of them he won't reveal. Is he trying to steal your heart? Yeah, he definitely is.

If you're feeling sad or lonely, feel free to hire Lyney. He's willing to work late (meaning you can hire him at 10pm if you want) and he'll be at your doorstep within the hour.

Lyney is one of the few, other than Baizhu and Alhaitham, who are willing to work later in the day. Normally, most prefer to be hired earlier in the day so they have time to prepare and such before going on the date. Baizhu, Lyney, and Alhaitham are the few who can be hired after 8pm when most are unavailable. Lyney often brings some sort of gift with him, and like Cyno and Heizou, he's great at remembering faces.

[reshinless]

tie his tie.. ; hubby!wriosthesley having trouble tying his own tie (plus hcs)

love you to the moon & saturn.. ; single dad!multi x kindergarten teacher!reader (will redo this soon!)

kinich wedding blurb

'that jacket around his waist' ; it's not a jacket.. but all that matters is that you're warm. (kinich)

archon!reader x kinich

i'm gonna get you pregnant. ; suggestive* w/ kinich

sfw kinich drabble

ajaw has a crush! (1)

ajaw has a crush (2)

surfing w kinich

"he likes it when..." ft. kinich

angst turned fluff blurb (kind of) ft. kinich

fun ride! ft. kinich

childe blurb

kiss him to shut him up ft. multiple genshin men (pt 1)

diluc corruption kink blurb

alhaitham breeding kink blurb

s'pretty when you cry ; wriothesley nsfw hcs

who's a good kitty? cmon! ; kitty!scara & kitty!kazuha

i w'na ride?! ; when kinich wants you in any position he can think of!

come and get it star boy! ; when xiao is stress from the every day casualities he sees from excorsizing demons & the abyss

8 times in the morning ; kinich and you get a commission, but quickly realize it's fake and find something else to do instead

see me, see me not ; when kinich decides to use his headwear for something more special this time

bet you feel it now, baby ; kinich who feels a little jealous, he should be all yours, and you'll be all his

through the phone mask ; when he wants it while on the job (spiderman!kinich)

found myself dreaming (of you) ; when he can't get enough (neuvillette & kinich)

10 minutes ; a drabble wherein he only has ten more minutes to make u cum on his tongue (again, kinich)

age ain't nun but a number ; when wriothesley funds his daughter, sigewinne's kindergarten adviser a little more attractive than others.

take your shirt off!! ; wherein kinich can't decide if lapping up ur juices or hitting it raw from behind is better!

aftercare w kinich (more suggestive, not much nsfw but still worth putting here)

messy kinich is best kinich blurb

i wanna see some!! ; when kinich decides that he wants to have kids with you.

kiss till we're naked ; kinktober day 1, kinich literally kisses you till you're naked.

insecure!gn!afab!reader x kinich ; untitled scenario of how kinich will show you how much you're really worth (priceless).

rope kink kinich ; wherein you've been bratty and he has no other choice but to experiment!

shhhhh!!! its a secret! ; when kinich wants to keep you safe by staying away, but can't that man see how you already have someone?

alhaitham couch sex blurb

point one, caught off guard. ; wherein capitano needs assistance with his newest, and upcoming plan for natlan- yet he happened to hear about you.

kinich overstim kink blurb

aftercare w kinich blurb

nun' more than ten percent off! ; money runs the world, and you just ran out. coincidentally, so did your very hot childhood best friend/bf ft. xiao, alhaitham, kinich

she was all I needed ; piercer!kinich type shit!!!

blue salvia ; plethora of feelings left unshared, kinich will give it a taste.

if its not you ; sucking streamer!kinich off

you are his turn-on ; kinich plus physical touch :P

dnd on the hotel door. ; day 2 of kinktober featuring kinich, neuvillette, tartaglia, zhongli, capitano

the way he sounds in bed ft. kinich

'juno' ; turns into something alot crazier with kinich

feral kinich drabble

'during a lecture?! are you kidding me?!' ft. kinich

swimsuits aren't needed to swim.. ft. kinich

kinich + rope kink blurb

[xazse]

Genshin masterlist

-Scaramouche

Scaramouche x Male!Reader

“Why won’t you love me?”

Kitty/Puppy hybrid Boys!

Kitty Scara x Fem!Reader

Kitty Scara x big!boobed!reader

Dom!Scaramouche x Fem!reader

Scaramouche X Bunnygirl!Reader pt2 pt3

Scaramouche x Catgirl!Reader

Naga!Scaramouche x Naive!FemReader

Scaramouche x Puppygirl!Reader

Kitty Scara x male Reader

Kitty Scara x Fem!reader

Kitty Scara blurb

Kitty Scara x Male!Reader

Kitty Scara x lactating!femreader

JockScaramouche x VirginFem!reader

Archon!Scara x Devoted!Follower

Humiliation

Knees

LoserScaramouche x popular!reader

Xiao/Scaramouche x Female!Reader

Scaramouche x lost!reader

-Kazuha

Cumming just from thigh biting

Exhibition

Puppyboy!Kazuha pt2

Kitty/Puppy boys

Fingerfucking

-Xiao

Kitty!BoyXiao x fem!reader

Xiao and his housewife

Xiao x Puppygirl!Reader

Xiao x Male!reader

Kitty/puppy boys

Xiao blurb

Xiao/Scaramouche x Female!Reader

-Cyno

Fingering with Cyno/fem!reader

Exhibition

Cyno x Puppygirl!Reader

Big cock Cyno!

Kitty/Puppy boys

-Venti

Gunplay/ male!reader

Kitty!boy Venti

Venti x GN!Reader

Kitty/puppy boys

Puppyboy!Venti x fem!reader

-Dainsleif

Overstimulation

Kitty/Puppy boys pt2

-Tighnari

Sensitive

-Diluc

Car sex/fingering/fem!reader

Exhibition

Diluc x Fem!VampireReader

-Childe

Humiliation

-Kaeya

Kitty/puppy boys pt2

-Thoma

Kitty/puppy boys pt2

-Heizou

Kitty/puppy boys pt2

[pupyuj]

— MASTERLIST !!

• IVE

— #ahn yujin.

▪︎ "careful what you wish for." [dom!yujin x sub!virgin!reader]

▪︎ "dress." [dom!sugar mommy!yujin x sub!sugar baby!reader]

▪︎ "the most pleasant surprise." [sub!yujin x (soft) dom!reader]

▪︎ "body party." [dom!bimbo!yujin x sub!gym rat!reader]

▪︎ "little things." [soft dom!yujin x sub!reader.]

— #kim gaeul.

▪︎ "ruin our friendship." [dom!gaeul x sub!taken!reader].

— #naoi rei.

▪︎ "special girl." [dom!vers!rei x sub!vers!reader.]

▪︎ "how you get the girl." [dom!bottom!rei x sub!top!reader.]

— #jang wonyoung.

▪︎ "magic words." [dom!mean girl!wonyoung x sub!virgin!reader]

▪︎ "your colorful secrets. [dom!mean girl!wonyoung x sub!nerd!reader]

▪︎ "dreamlike." [dom!stepsister!wonyoung x sub!inexperienced!reader.]

▪︎ "cherry on top." [dom!wonyoung x sub!actress!reader.]

— #kim jiwon / liz.

▪︎ "long overdue." [dom!bottom!liz x top!sub!reader].

• AESPA

— yu jimin / karina.

▪︎ none.

— uchinaga aeri / giselle.

▪︎ none.

— kim minjeong / winter.

▪︎ "simple solutions." [switch!cheater!winter x switch!reader]

— ning yizhuo. / ningning.

▪︎ none.

• LE SSERAFIM

— kim chaewon.

▪︎ none.

— miyawaki sakura.

▪︎ none.

— nakamura kazuha.

▪︎ "nobody like you." [dom!kazuha x sub!reader]

• STAYC

— bae sumin.

▪︎ none.

— park sieun.

▪︎ none.

— lee chaeyoung / isa.

▪︎ none.

— yoon seeun.

▪︎ "temporary fix." [dom!bottom!seeun x sub!top!virgin!reader]

— shim jayoon / yoon.

▪︎ none.

— jang yeeun / j.

▪︎ none.

!! masterlist/tags will be updated once thoughts/blurbs are uploaded for girls in their respective groups !!

!! if the list gets too long, it will be separated into two or more !!

[wonik1ss]

footlose — kz.a

4/5 le sserafim small tiktok blurbs

pairing : kazuha x reader

song rec : who says - selena gomez

You stared at Kazuha through the little window on her practice room door. Smiling to yourself you slowly opened the door to now alert her as you creeped behind her. When you were about to hug her she turned around and hugged you instead.

“ You know this place is literally full of mirror baby “. Kazuha said as she laughed at your flustered face as you tucked your head into her one neck.

“ Did you have lunch yet “. You asked as you peeled one eye out to the taller girl. She shock her head and your eyes brightened as you ran out the room. Coming back with two bags of food.

Kazuha giggled as you placed the food down on the floor as she walked over to you and sat down. As you places the last dish she pulled you into her lap and, took up a spoon of food and started to feed you.

As you ate your food you giggled as Kazuha got a phone call from Chaewon demanding she get back to her dorm. Zuha sighed as you both cleaned up and she started to back up her bag.

But before she could you grabbed her hand.

“ Zuha I wanted to do this tiktok with you all day! “. You said as you shoved your phone in her face as she watched the footlose trend on your phone. She smile and nodded as you practiced a few times before hitting record.

You giggled as Kazuha made sure you wouldn’t fall in her arms. Then as the beat dropped you closed your eyes as she almost dropped you.

“ Ya Y/n why did you close your eyes! “. Kazuha said as she carefully let you down as the video stopped.

“ I know you have abs and all but you almost let me fall!! “. You complained as got her stuff and walked to the door.

“ I guess I’ll just take my girlfriend dropping self to my dorm then! “. As she was about to leave you ran up and back hugged her. “ I’m sorry Zuha you are very stron- “. She pecked your lips and while you were in a daze brought you out of the hybe building.

Oh geez Louis..

[eternalfics]

writing rules !! ❂

I allow it

I write every reader!! ( includes child!reader)

character x character ( anything to feed your brain rots also, I allow them to be from diff shows/movies/anime 😸)

let your imagination flow!

I write fluff, angst , one shots , blurbs , headcanons , drabbles, imagine

I DONT ALLOW it

adult character x minor character (if the characters are both minors, it’s fine)

no smut!! (this is sfw blog, just like I mentioned in the blog rules 😾)

here’s who I write!

saiki kusuo, teruhashi kokomi, reita toritsuka, aren kuboyasu, shun kaido, chiyo yumehara, ayato ,childe, itto, cyno , diluc ,gorou , kaeya , kaveh, kazuha, razor, heizou, thoma, tighnari, venti, wanderer/scaramouche, xiao, zhongli, amber , barbara, beidou, candance, collei, dehya, diona, dori, fiscal, ganyu, hu tao, klee, kokomi, kuki shinobu, lisa, nahida, qiqi, sucrose, xinyan, yoimiya

tanjiro kamado, zenitsu agatsuma, inosuke hashibira, kanao tsuyuri, genya shinazugawa, gyomei himejima, giyu tomioka, sanemi shinazugawa,kyojuro rengoku, tengen uzui, obanai iguro, muichiro tokito, shinobu kocho, mitsuri kanroji, kanae kocho, akaza, douma/doma, kokoshibo, hantengu clones, muzan kibustuji, daki, gyutaro, haganezuka hotaru

miles morales (both 1610 and 42), hobie brown, miguel o’hara, gwen stacy, margo, yoichi isagi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, rensuke kunigami, seishiro nagi, reo mikage

[masterfvck]

Introduction post

Who am I?

I don't know either if I'm being honest... Okay okay. My name is Sharpie, and I'm a Kpop NSFW writer. I mostly write smut, yes, but I also write fluff and angst and all other kinds of stuff. I pretty much only write GxG stuff, but I do write G!P!! Often. I occasionally write for NCT(all units) but I am quite new to them 😅 it's the only BG I will write... For now.

I use She/Her pronouns and I am a big dumb useless Sapphic. I love women.

Requests

Am I open to requests? Yeah. All the time!!

I can write blurbs, whole fanfics, small or big oneshots, headcanons... Anything.

Just ask me 😋 Don't be afraid to be specific, I love when it's specific 🙏🙏

Blacklisted things

I will not write smut about minors in any way. Keep in mind, these are real people.

No !nc3st. Again, real people. It's weird. Also I have bad experiences with this concept, so it makes me ick

No watersports or scat, just not my thing yk?

Main pairings

Okay so main pairings are the ones who I mostly write for. I will not do minor x adult unless there's like only a 1/2/3 year age gap. But no smut!!

I will write about other ships as well, so you can request other things obviously 😀 I also can do Idol/Reader 🙏

(G)I-DLE

Minqi(Yuqi/Minnie)

2yeon(Soyeon/Miyeon

Sooshu(Soojin/Shuhua)

Stayc

Isayoon(Isa/Yoon)

TWICE

Satzu(Sana/Tzuyu)

Sahyo(Sana/Jihyo)

Dubchaeng(Dahyun/Chaeyoung)

Michaeng(Mina/Chaeyoung)

Dahmo(Dahyun/Momo)

What's Nayeon and Sana's ship name...

Motzu(Momo/Tzuyu)

3mix(Jeongyeon/Jihyo/Nayeon)

AESPA

Ningselle(Ningning/Giselle)

Jiminjeong(Karina/Winter)

Winning(Winter/Ningning)

LE SSERAFIM

Summerz(Chaewon/Kazuha)

Purinz(Yunjin/Chaewon)

Petalz(Kazuha/Sakura)

Hotcoolz(Yunjin/Sakura)

IZ*ONE

Chaekkura(Chaeyeon/Sakura)

Jinjoo(Yujin/Minju)

Yenyul(Yena/Yuri)

Ssamyul(Chaewon/Yuri)

Annyeongz(Yujin/Wonyoung)

Wonnako(Wonyoung/Nako)

Kangbi(Hyewon/Eunbi)

Woolimz(Chaewon/Eunbi)

Newjeans

Note: I only write smut for Hanni and Minji

Bbangsaz(Minji/Hanni)

What's the name for Haerin/Hyein 😢

Danielle/Minji. I know only Catnipz, Bbangsaz and Kittyz for names 💔

Blackpink

Chaennie(Rosé/Jennie)

Chaelisa(Rosé/Lisa)

IVE

Sentimentals(Gaeul/Rei)

2kim(Gaeul/Liz)

Lizrei(Liz/Rei)

Annyeongz(Wonyoung/Yujin)

LOONA

Yvesoul(Yves/Jinsoul)

Lipsoul(Jinsoul/Kim Lip)

Chuuves(Chuu/Yves)

Chuusoul(Chuu/Jinsoul)

Vives(Vivi/Yves)

Mamamoo

Wheebyul(Wheein/Moonbyul)

Moonsun(Moonbyul/Solar)

Hwabyul(Hwasa/Moonbyul)

Wheesun(Wheein/Solar)

ITZY

Chaerji(Chaeryeong/Yeji)

Yuchae(Yuna/Chaeryeong)

Ryuryeong(Ryujin/Chaeryeong)

Ryeji(Ryujin/Yeji)

2Shin(Yuna/Ryujin)

Jinlia(Ryujin/Lia)

YeNa(Yeji/Yuna)

NCT(all units included)

Dotae(Doyoung/Taeyong)

Yuwin(Yuta/Winwin)

Kunwin(Kun/Winwin)

Kunten(Kun/Ten)

Johnmark(Johnny/Mark)

Haeil(Haechan/Taeil)

Winyang(Winwin/Yangyang)

Crossover ships

Jenzuha(Jennie/Kazuha(BP, LSRF))

Chaejeong?? Winwon??(Chaewon/Winter(AESPA, IZ/LSRF)

Ryurina(Ryujin/Karina(ITZY, AESPA))

Ryuwinrina(Ryujin/Karina/Winter(ITZY, AESPA))

Tags

I'll use some tags for this account when I talk about different things.

Sharpie Puppyverse:

Ship tags. Ofc

Sharpie fics: for my FICS posted on here!!

Sharpiespa: Aespa fics

Two sharpies: TWICE fics

Itz Sharpie: ITZY fics

Le Sharpie: Le sserafim fics

New Sharpies: Newjeans fics

(sharpie) idle: Gidle fics

Mama sharpie: Mamamoo fics

Stan Sharpie: LOONA fics

NCpie: NCT FICS(all units)

Sharpie pink: Blackpink fics

Sharpive: IVE fics

Sharpiz*one: Iz*one fics

SharpieC: StayC fics

NSharpieFW: smut/NSFW

SharpieFW: Sfw(fluff, angst ect)

Sharpie on drugs: just me talking and shit posting 😜 being silly and stuff

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Taken anons: 🥭

(anon rules: no slurs plz that's all 🥺 feel free to ask for an anon anytime!! Don't be shy plsplsplsplspls!!!!)

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Okay bye. That's all I have to say

[rotting--melody]

fic info . . .

i will mostly be writing either one-shots or multi-chapter fics. however, if you'd like to request just little blurbs, head cannons, or alphabets, i'd be more than happy to do those as well

wills and will-nots

i will write f!character x f!reader, m!character x f!reader, nb!character x f!reader, f!character x nb!reader, m!character x nb!reader, fluff, angst, smut, kinks (unless they are on the will-nots), yandere, dark romance

i will not write any characters x m!reader ( this is just because i am biologically female and have no idea how to capture what it would be like to be a man), adult!character x child!reader, age regression, pregnancy, non-con, piss, foot fetishes, pet play, incest, stepcest

♧if there is something not listed that you would like to request, do so, and i will edit the list as i get responses♧

requestable fandoms/characters

Genshin Impact

Traveler (Aether & Lumine)

Albedo

Alhaitham

Arataki Itto

Baizhu

Beidou

Childe

Cyno

Diluc Raginvindr

Ei/Raiden Shogun

Eula Lawrence

Hu Tao

Kaeya Alberich

Kaedehara Kazuha

Lisa Minci

Ningguang

Yae Miko

Yelan

Zhongli

Spider-Verse

Miles Morales

Pavitr Prabhakar

Gwen Stacy

Hobie Brown

Miguel O'Hara

Spot

Stardew Valley

Sebastian

Shane

Abigail

Sam

Hailey

[alatushours]

━ MARI'S BLOG RULES.

please read all my rules before interacting!

this blog is sfw only and not spoiler free! it’s not all writing related, i mostly talk about my interests here.

i admit, i am a snail when it comes to writing… it’s not my first priority since i’m a busy high school student, but i’m trying my best to get content out there!

as of february 2024 i have decided not to take requests anymore since i’m too busy to get to them, but any prompts or suggestions are always welcome!

i am always open to making new friends !! if you’d like to chat, feel free to leave an ask <3 my inbox is always open!

most of my mutuals already know this but i uh have a big fat crush on xiao 😍 on a serious note though i do talk about him a lot on here so feel free to block the tag “我愛你魈 !! ♡” if you feel uncomfy!

this blog is a selfship-safe space! i love sharing about my own selfships so feel free to do the same <3

please avoid bringing up topics regarding danganronpa. i’m sorry but that shit scared me when i was younger and i still haven’t recovered 😭

for additional byf / dni criteria, you can view it at my carrd here!

do not interact if: you fit basic dni criteria, under 14, hate on me, my friends or my interests, you cause / bring up past drama, gore or danganronpa content, you are easily triggered, you want to be mutuals only to never interact, or you can’t handle my selfship with xiao.

as for writing rules, i only write sfw. there are certain fandoms / characters that i write for, as well as topics that i don’t feel comfortable with writing. see below!

i write all content with a female reader in mind, but i try to make them as gender neutral as possible. any content with a specific reader will written in the blurb of the post.

like i stated earlier, i am a busy high school student with a life outside of tumblr. writing isn’t my first priority, so i apologize in advance for slow updates.

however, i hope you enjoy my writing! i am so thankful for all the support so far. please consider leaving a follow if you’d like to continue to support me <3

characters i write for.

genshin impact: xiao, kaedehara kazuha, scaramouche / wanderer, albedo, zhongli, tighnari, neuvillette.

honkai star rail: blade, jing yuan, dan heng, aventurine.

one piece: roronoa zoro, vinsmoke sanji.

i do not write for these topics. yandere, gore / heavy violence, abuse, drugs, suicide, cheating, sexual assault, incest of any sort, nsfw, male readers, and parent! character x child! reader or vice versa.

[electrosair]

Genshin Mens you pick :) with a Hyper S/o?

english isn’t my first language, sorry for mistakes

characters: every single genshin men i write for-

there's another one with a s/o that I interpreted somewhat similar to this one here (with Kazuha, Scara and Xiao) if you want to check it out!

word count: 0.2k

He would be like a personal reminder for everything you ask of him, if you have to do anything and you get too distracted, he reminds you, if it's late and you still can't get to sleep, he tells you to go to bed. Although he usually likes to see you just being yourself without any limitations at all, the fact that he can be around you all day long is a complement.

alhaitham, ayato, baizhu, neuvillette, tighnari, wriothesley, zhongli

He would do everything he could to help you calm down when you needed it, whether it was practicing relaxation exercises, making you some warm drink like tea or soup, or handing you things to keep your hands moving. And if it's his hand that you fidget with to entertain yourself he'll feel even better.

childe, cyno, gorou, kaveh, kazuha, lyney, thoma

His favorite time of the day is when you spend hours talking to him about subjects you are interested in and nothing can make you stop paying attention to your words. He would take the opportunity to admire you while you are completely in your world without noticing him looking at you with eyes of what we could call in love.

albedo, diluc, heizou, itto, kaeya, scaramouche, venti, xiao

[xiaosorbet]

hello and welcome! ☆ before you follow:

just know that i don't post frequently!

everything on this blog is just for funsies and mostly self indulgent lmfao but i hope u enjoy my stuff :D

(masterlist below the cut)

pretty much everything i write is self-insert (x reader) genshin stuff! anything else will be labeled accordingly thank youuu

lmk if any of the links don't work!

oneshots (1k+ words)

unreachable (kaveh)

kaveh doing "work"

drabble (>1k words)

xiao and pet names

what about me? (kaveh + alhaitham love triangle)

alhaitham being a bad boyfriend LMFAO (no title)

unrequited love (multi: kazuha, kaeya, xiao, alhaitham, kaveh, thoma, albedo, cyno)

waking up with kaveh

headcanons

none !

series

none (yet... maybe)

[not genshin but still reader insert]

jjk - maki breaks up with you (oneshot)

honkai star rail - sunday kissy kissy (blurb)

[fairykazu]

ꔫ genshin impact favorited by vidia. (indicated with a ⋆)

ꔫ scaramouche:

happy ending! ⋆

will never be the one to lose same side of the coin

top six reasons i hate you

my summer love / winter heartbreak

we are reunited / you must go

listening to his heartbeat ft. kazuha

born to say youre mine forced to say idgaf!! ⋆ lets get a divorce oomf i want you back

i wonder why my favorite boy left me

like a movie scene, table for 2

take a bite - gn reader, based on the song by beabadoobee and a bit of self projection

aita for being cold to a stranger for being weird but they ended up being my crush i liked from my childhood? - reddit au

aita for bothering this guy even though he feels familar? [ plus an update ]

under my skin - blurb about how he fell for you

moonflower ft. bf!scr ୭ not super secret crush ft. tutor!scr ୭ summer flows ft. first love!scr

ꔫ albedo:

late night cuddles!

feathered kisses

ꔫ kaeya:

wind blume

sketches of you

bf & s/o convos part two part three

sneaking ‘round with you ⋆

palm reading ⋆

too sweet to dream

ꔫ ayaka:

never yours ⋆ - f reader, selfish reasons to want you but could never be yours

accepting fate - f reader, in which, ayaka repents for liking you

snow waltz ⋆ - f reader, fairy au, life but it's a fairy tale

the lady's artist

ꔫ kazuha:

memories ⋆ - gn reader, he liked to reminisce on old memories, especially at the brink of dawn and even more so when you’re in his arms. tea + comfort = u - continuation of memories, you would never express it but you wonder if kazuha still shares the feelings as you do for him. t

glued to you - gn reader, sleepy summer nights

puppy eyes - gn reader, but you and him already knew that you were wrong. just too stubborn to admit it. 

20191009 - gn reader, realization of feelings

when the sun dives ⋆ - f reader, not-so-situationship

warm smiles & hot choco - f reader, incredibly whipped kazuha

selfish - gn reader, in which kazuha pins for you and you pin for scaramouche

letters to her - f reader, maybe, she was his other half, and he was fated to be hers forevermore.

listening to his heartbeat ft. scaramouche - gn reader, based on the game: lads game interactions

a shitty love song to her - f! reader, what doesnt the public love the most than love? unrequited love !!!

fresh lilacs - gn reader, new flowers every week

softly spoken - gn reader, short written piece

w rizz ⋆ - gn reader, whipped kazuha and a date!

ꔫ xiao:

mission impossible: getting you under the mistletoe ⋆ - gn reader, to finally confess the feelings, he has had harboring for 17 years.

lovers oath ⋆ - gn reader, inspired by lads! raf's myth lore, soulmates au

sunsetz - gn reader, a missing piece in his life

cold hands ⋆ - gn reader, "you better not break that promise."

lily of the valley - gn reader, confession gone wrong

prey of the vampire - gn reader, vampire x immortal au, what he didn't expect was for the heir to develop feelings for him.

star's heartbreak - gn reader, mildly inspired by joe and taylor swift

seasons - gn -> f reader, a knight devoted to his princess

ꔫ childe:

mimicking his actions - gn reader, he has been noticing lately that you have been mimicking him.

it's over! - gn reader, breakup dramatic scene

misunderstandings ⋆ - gn reader, it's hard to be in love with someone who's so obvious that they like you back but refuse to admit it.

ginger^2breads - gn reader, established relationship

washing rice ⋆ gn reader, childe washing rice

ꔫ lyney:

subtle warning - gn! reader, lyney gives the guy youre going on a date with a warning

chat noir lyney ⋆ gn! reader, mlb au chat noir lyney 2 ⋆

summer flows ft. lyney & scr

ꔫ heizou:

lovesick hcs

crush's texts ft. heizou ⋆ dumb and dumber tweets - continuation of above

case 143: who does he like ft. heizou

ꔫ characters w/ fewer fics:

battle of the bill ft gaming

orange peels ft itto

splash of water ft itto

good morning kisses ft. yoimiya

ꔫ fics (multi x reader)

ice skating ft. childe, ayaka & amber - written pieces of prompt art museum ft. albedo, ganyu, & keqing ⋆ - written pieces of prompt

specific love lang ft. scara & thoma

when you know, you know ft. childe, scara, dan heng & gepard

naughty or nice? ft. chiscara

ꔫ headcanons

love langs ft. childe, kaeya, ning, ayaka, yelan, thoma, luc, kazu, keqing, mona, koko, ganyu, lisa, xiao, hutao, amber & scara

romance book tropes ft. koko, kazu, ning, ayaka, scara, yoi, tao, xiao, sara, yelan, childe, dehya, ganyu & kaveh

wlw plotlines ft. yoimiya, yunjin, yelan, ning, ayaka & beidou

nicknames ft. childe, lisa, mona, hutao, amber, yae miko, kae, scara, luc, thoma,ei, neuvi, zhongli, beidou, yoi, itto, ning & kuki (plus hsr)

them as cas lyrics ft. scaramouche, xiao, diluc, kazuha, kaeya, thoma, heizou & lyney

boyfriend headcanons ft. childe & kaeya

genshin impact men beabadoobee songs with scaramouche, xiao, diluc, kazuha, kaeya, thoma, heizou, lyney, albedo, tighnari, kaveh, baizhu, childe, itto & gorou

genshin impact women as beabadoobee songs with yae miko, lisa, amber, mona, yoimiya, yelan, beidou, ayaka & dehya

what kind of dates ft. mona, layla, kaveh, lisa, kaeya, childe, hutao, scara, kazu, yelan, yoi, koko, xiao, sara, albedo, ganyu, keqing, & amber

[flufflebuns]

Maybe it was the way the sunlight kissed his soft strands perfectly, maybe it was the way his chest rose and fell, reminding you of the calming tides of the ocean. Whatever it was, you felt nothing but soft adoration as you admired Kazuha’s peaceful face. 

Beidou had to make a stop at Liyue to pick up a few supplies. It had only been a few months after you joined her crew, but she and the others already felt like family to you.

And there was one other person you had come to meet. You never expected yourself to fall for the lone samurai, yet at the same time, you couldn’t blame yourself. He was a gentle soul, kindhearted and genuine. You felt sorry for his past but at the same time admired him for coming to peace with his tragic history.

Reminiscing, you smiled to yourself. Kazuha hummed softly in his sleep. His head lulled to the side. 

“Kazuha,” you whispered softly.

Soft crimson hues locked with your eyes. 

“Ah, Y/N,” Kazuha began. “Is Beidou leaving?”

You shook your head. “Not yet. She still has a few more things to get. Sorry for waking you up.”

“Don’t worry about it,” Kazuha said. 

Without thinking, Kazuha raised his hand. His fingers itched to brush the stray hair that spilled over your cheek. He hesitated, bringing his hand back. Unbeknownst to you, there was nothing Kazuha wanted to do than to hold you in his arms, to run his fingers through your hair as you curled against his chest, to kiss those plumpy soft lips that you will forever tempt him with, to protect you from any danger with his life. 

The last thing Kazuha wanted to do was make you uncomfortable. His hand instead retreated to the sword resting on his side, his fingers only resting on top of the hilt. 

Maybe not now, but when the time is right, Kazuha would pour out the words that danced in his poems and the hidden tender love that he blew away in his leaves. 

[xiao-come-home]

N/SFW blurbs with Genshin men;

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✰ Characters: Ayato, Dainsleif, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Diluc, Thoma, Zhongli.

✰ Words: 2,1k.

✰ N/SFW; MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. afab!reader.

Warnings: co/ckwarming, teasing, ri/ding, mentions of o/ral and vo/ye/urism (?), authority ki/nk, lin/gerie, dain being soft, fun bath time, itto needs a muzzle.

A/N: my first time writing for Thoma, so I’m a bit nervous >< If there's something i forgot to add in the warnings, let me know!

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Ayato

Ayato loves whenever you cockwarm him when he's doing paperwork. Such boring activity suddenly becomes a bit less mundane, but Ayato - being able to multitask - seems like nothing special is happening; he doesn't move, doesn't let even the tiniest sound out - he just chuckles whenever he feels you clenching around his cock. Almost as if he was trying to soothe you, he begins to move his hand up and down your back in a reassuring manner, while his violet eyes look into yours hungrily.

“Fufu, seems like someone's impatient today,” the commissioner cups your cheek and grazes his lips around your neck; you can feel his gloved thumb starting to caress you.

Ayato's hands move to your hips, dangerously massaging them, moments before grabbing your ass and causing you to grind against him.

“Ah, my love, it seems like you cannot bear it any longer; but, so do I. So, will you be good for me for just a few more moments?”

Ayato catches your lips in a sweet kiss, that almost seemed out of place, considering the situation that was currently happening. He nibbles on your lower lip slightly before pulling away.

“I promise, my angel - I'll satisfy you like no other,“ he takes off his glove with his teeth and throws it to the side, unbuttoning your shirt and slowly dragging his warm hand from your throat onto your breast.

“you will not remember your own name, no - you will chant my name like there's nothing else in this world.”

Kaeya

There's just something about teasing Kaeya and vice versa, Kaeya teasing you just as much. He likes the thrill of it, giving you subtle touches that make you go crazy, pushing the line every time he has a chance to do so.

But, Kaeya's very fond of seeing you doing it as well; the cavalry captain thinks it's adorable to see you attempt to rail him.

Kaeya pins you against the door in Favonious Headquarters, hovering above you and leaning his forehead against yours.

“My, my, you can't control yourself, can you?” his hands play with the waistband of your pants, just before sliding his hands in.

“You know Jean is right on the other side of the door,” Kaeya's slightly chill hand grasps your panties and pulls them up just above your entrance, causing the material to get stuck between your pussy lips and cause friction against your clit, “and yet, here you are. Tempting me so, oh so much, with no end...”

However, this is nothing unusual; Kaeya has made sure that you both experience the best things together; he's made sure that he fucked you in every corner in the building, no matter if there was someone else. He's eaten you out in Dawn Winery, stuffed you full of his cock against the window in his office, and made you suck him off while going through boring papers.

“Very well. Let's see how much you shall last.”

Arataki Itto

It's not enough to say that Arataki Itto is quite fond of himself. Of course, there is absolutely no bias.. or so that's what he claims. But there's just something special when it comes to you, that can't just stroke his ego even more than what it already is.

The moans that spill from your mouth every time he bites and sucks on different parts of your body, how your legs shake, and the way your face twists in pleasure are enough for him to get rock hard.

Itto suckles on your nipples harshly, but not enough to cause pain; he twists the other one between his fingers, only to groan as he feels your hand gripping his hair tightly. The oni is also fond of sucking on your clit and fluttering his long tongue against the sensitive orb; he can't get over how your thighs shake while his black nails sink into your flesh.

“How does it feel, sugar?” Itto presses an open mouth kiss on your pubic crease, then makes his way up to your lips, relishing in the sweet melody of your whimpers, “ya think you can take some more, sweetheart?”

The oni presses himself against your body, just enough for you to feel his rock-hard cock between your pussy lips.

“Because I'm sure I ain't done with that pretty little cunt of yours just yet.”

Kaedehara Kazuha

Kaedehara Kazuha, the wandering samurai, that seems to be pleased by even the tiniest things this world has to offer - you've heard that from someone once, but never thought about it seriously; you did agree with it every time that thought came back.

But you never expected to learn it the hard way.

Literally.

You did not expect to find yourself bouncing on his cock in a shade, below a tree.

Kazuha doesn't often lose composure, but whenever you're riding him - his senses become clouded by bliss, his cheeks reddening and almost resembling his scarlet eyes; his hands gripping your hips so tight that he's surely going to leave marks on them.

He tries so desperately to bite back his moans every time you bounce on his hips, but it's no use; eventually, his mouth spills moans and broken praises with no signs of stopping. His eyes can't decide what to focus on - your delicious breasts, or maybe his cock disappearing in your tight cunt.

As he lays on the ground, his bandaged hand taps your shoulder lightly, telling you to bend down to kiss him - and so you do without hesitation, feeling him pull your face towards him eagerly.

You can feel him twitch as you kiss him.

“My love, I am getting so close; the sensation of our bodies connected together, ah, it's too much for me. Do not stop, I need you, I need us, to bask in ecstasy together.”

Zhongli

The Wangsheng Funeral parlor consultant, or - his lesser-known name - Rex Lapis, appears to be.. both ordinary and special person at once. The previously known god slayer, having built his own country and assisted it for so long, is now a "mere" human.

But that's what he wished for.

Yet, old habits die hard.

Even as Zhongli, he likes having control of what belongs to him - which also applies to you; that's why most of the time he's in control, giving you orders and expecting you to follow them. But who wouldn't? During these times, it's no longer Zhongli, it's Morax; his glowing, brownish arms with golden veins cup your face that's centimeters away from his cock.

Your cheek nuzzles against his thigh, the thought of finally sucking his cock after being teased for so long is making your mouth salivate; that big, veiny cock that somehow also glows - making you even more desperate.

“Speak,” he says sternly, luminescent eyes looking down at you, “what is it, that you desire so terribly?”

“You, my lord, I want you,”

“Take me then, little one; cherish me, show me all of your devotion and passion that you possess for me, and only me.”

Zhongli likes being the bigger person, making you feel small, but special, too - a god's favorite plaything, the god powerful enough to slay others with ease; the god that was so possessive, that marked your mouth and body with his thick cum and rewarded for taking his cock so, so well.

Diluc

The red-haired man stands by the bar, carefully pouring a generous amount of red wine into the glass; he smiles gently as he serves the drink to the client, but as he observes people getting them one by one, he scowls slightly at the counter; after all, Master Diluc is not that fond of wine.

However, the pyro vision holder has his own eye candy next to himself - you, that thank archons, help him with the overbearing sight; especially, that not-so-hidden lacy bra you're currently wearing.

It's not a secret, that Diluc likes the sight of you dressed in lingerie. Being the wealthiest man in mondstadt, he's bought you quite a few sets; sometimes, he even had someone design ones that perfectly hug your curves in every way.

His dick twitches in his pants painfully, but he can't get enough of the sight of your lingerie barely covering your wet cunt and perky nipples; he sits you on his lap and leans you toward him, immediately biting softly onto the clothed breast. His hand plays with the panties on your hip, lightly tugging the material, only for it to snap back.

“You're so wet already, darling,” Diluc's hot breath tickles your nipples, while the other hand begins to circle your clit through your panties; he lets out a moan as he feels the wetness even through the cloth.

“but now, get on your knees; I'm going to mark that pretty lingerie - you won't need it again after I'm done with you.”

Dainsleif

The bought keeper is no stranger to being alone, in fact - after losing his land, nation, and finally, his traveling companion - he thought he was destined to remain by himself until the very end.

That thought changed unexpectedly once he met you; after many years had passed, the blond man has found the caretaker of the shattered remains of his heart.

Dainsleif, ever since the beginning - has craved the intimacy; even if the sound of skin slapping together echoes in a steady rhythm, his fingers are laced with yours. He craves your lips until they're swollen from kissing, he craves your touch, he craves your broken moans and attention.

The bright, cold moonlight shines vividly, but only you know that Dainsleif's cock is buried deep within your tight cunt; he doesn't care about anything, but you. Your back is pressed against the remains of a wall, your legs wrapped around him; he holds you the closest he can, kisses your lips hungrily until you're out of breath, only to feel your pussy clench and pull away from him to let out a desperate mewl. Even though you're getting so close by just his cock thrusting inside you, Dainsleif's hand finds your swollen clit and rubs it messily, as he also approaches his high.

Sometimes, he makes you cum first just for him to witness the wave of pleasure that hits you once you reach your orgasm.

Yet, after you're exhausted from your session - he keeps you close between his legs, letting you rest on his chest, while he has his chin on your shoulder; he traces invisible patterns on your arm, accidentally tickling you from time to time.

“Beloved, you may sleep if you need so; I, too, am a bit tired, but the image of your body lusting so badly for mine is still plaguing my mind... I wish to think about it just a bit longer.”

Thoma

The housekeeper of the Kamisato clan always seems to be busy - running errands, sweeping, cleaning up, cooking meals; it hasn't been long until Ayato decided to hire another person to help out Thoma.

You were a nice addition to the house - Ayaka liked you immediately, Ayato, a bit distant at first - also did not regret hiring you - he warmed up to you just a few months after seeing you do solid work.

Even though it took a bit longer with Thoma - he was definitely more friendly with you, which eventually blossomed into something more.

Right now, you're exhausted - you've cleaned half of the mansion, ignoring your boyfriend's scolding right before he went shopping. He only sighed when he came back and shook his head, before suggesting to run you a bath.

Except.. the bath took an.. interesting turn.

Before you knew, Thoma began to gently spread the soap on your breasts, massaging them, squeezing and pinching your hard nipples; he peppered your neck in kisses, and moaned softly along with you. His hands reached lower into the water and spread your thighs, dragging his hand upwards on your pussy, teasing your hole with one of his fingers. He hummed in dissatisfaction, as the water slightly ruined his plans.

Not too long after, you find yourself getting fucked by Thoma's fingers, or - quite literally, fucking yourself on them. The jade-colored eyes watch you intensely, Thoma almost shaking in his seat; he groans every time he feels his fingers getting clamped onto, his cheeks burning with rosy color. His cock is begging to be released, but the sight of you jumping and using his fingers to make yourself cum, just like milking his dick almost every night ever since you've arrived in the manor is making him want to watch more.

“Yeah, sweetheart, don't stop, oh archons... Make sure to give me all of your juices, baby; you look so, so beautiful.”