#kaz talks in an empty theater

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oh hey here are some more textposts I made 10 days ago and then forgot to post

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this is so canon to me bc jon said on stream that richie WOULD like the lords

NPMD au where richie lives and is there for The Summoning nd loves the LiB so much he draws them nd passes them off as OCs nd the LiB allow it bc they amass millions of fans w richie’s tumblr + twt art accs basically promoting them

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hey guys!!

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where is my journalist jerry lore. where is it where did it all go??? is that what he does when summer’s over?? does he stop the media from covering the disappearances at camp idontwannabang?? DOES JERI APPROVE????

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avpsy get in my mouth but it’s nibbly

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WRONG pokey’s birthday is october 11th bc that’s the day tgwdlm OPENED and nibbly’s birthday is every thanksgiving because food

hey. do you think tinky's birthday is groundhog day

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i’m so sad. the nightmare time story set in the 1800s that’s just about what the fuck the lords were doing is not a thing. what’s the point of life honestly

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oh the person i will become when they drop how willabella found out about wiggly

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please tell me i’m not the only one who’s been stalking the hatchetfield rp here since like october i have a problem actually

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i’ve always disliked it because it shouldn’t be a thing!!! when you use “LiBs”, you don’t realize that when you add that last “s” it becomes short for lords in blacks!! WHICH IS NOT GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT !!!!! STOP!!!! /lh

Hot take - I’m starting to dislike the acronym ’LiBs’ to describe the Lords in Black because out of context I sound like an angry Fox News presenter 😂

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wtf does nibbly even contribute. he is a mouth and he eats things that’s it 😒

I need you guys to roast the lords in black for a fic im writing. do your worst.