#kawasaki.txt

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chef theres a polycule in my soup

the love is there for flavoring!

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i have to pay my apprentice in pocket change so he doesn't punch my liver whenever he gets mad

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LOOK AT THAT!

IT'S LIKE THE TITANIC! YOU'VE SUNK THE BURGER!

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say peacock and nobody bats an eye. say poopcock and society goes wild

i am banned for poaching endangered animals in 32 states

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chef theres a rock in my soup

the rock is there for flavor

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do you deflect or internalize?

i cook!

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MACARTHUR'S PARK IS MELTING IN THE DARK

ALL THE SWEET GREEN ICING FLOWING DOWN

SOMEONE LEFT THE CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN

I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN TAKE IT

'CAUSE IT TOOK SO LONG TO BAKE IT

AND I'LL NEVER HAVE THAT RECIPE AGAIN

OH NOOOOOOO

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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not a wizard, but you understand.

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my fridge is empty except for a bag of potting soil. what can i make with it

Ideally, if you have seeds sticking around your house, you can grow them in the potting soil. But if you're in a pinch, add water to the soil and make mudpies! they offer little nutritional value but you will feel happy for having made something : >

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why are people asking if i own a microbikini

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hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

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well, do you own a microbikini? the people need to know

do i have to answer this

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my pain and poverty is unimaginable

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*milks you shyly*

DO NOT MILK ME MY CHEST IS NOT FUNCTIONAL IT'S JUST FAT

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mister kawasaki onions are really hard to chop finely for me do you have any tips

befriend the onions. they're easier to chop when they trust you : >

also, despite what some may say, there's no harm or shame in using a dicer tool to make it easier. take it easy on your hands, they're the only pair you'll ever have!

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Damn, are you a chef? Because xjxnxndnsnanxsn [lays facedown on the floor]

.i dont get it