#kasuga says afterwards that he feels a bit blasted by the lecture
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wandering around ijincho, we meet the spiritual descendant of yakuza 0's Horny Men: mr. masochist. in keeping with like a dragon's more depressed tone, he's a horndog who has lost his jouissance, no longer able to feel the pain he craves despite ever more baroque attempts to recapture it
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we track down his mother, who is managing a convenience store, and who honestly seems like a sweet lady, and bring her out to the park where he slumps in a weary fighter's despair, and, man, she reads him the riot act. rattles off the many ways he is failing himself, failing her, failing the very world. it's a magnificent speech.
his response?
"I did say I was looking for pain, I admit that. But getting my mom to read her list of grievances? That's just cruel, man."
#yakuza like a dragon#yakuza 7#rgg7#mr masochist#maybe if you hadn't been so SNIFFY about the luscious guillotine#or the fat stacks slap i rolled out#you wouldn't be in this situation#maybe if you hadn't burned every kink club in town by demanding refunds#i wouldn't have had to resort to emotional distress#kasuga says afterwards that he feels a bit blasted by the lecture#and you know that's fair#lord love the man but his life is a shambles
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