#karura is definitely the scariest

[yzy-sunagakure]

If Shikadai’s grandparents were still alive

Rasa: I can’t believe my own progeny became a Konoha shinobi!

Rasa: What a disgrace!

Rasa: Oh well, nothing to be done about it now, except— Shikadai, you must make sure to outperform every single one of those softhearted fools who are your classmates

Rasa: I expect no less than for you to rise above all of them and become Hokage, understand?! Don’t let down your superior bloodline

Rasa: And when you do so, make sure to sign a generous treaty with Suna

Rasa: Hmm I guess Temari’s marriage DOES have its merits after all, smart girl

Rasa: Well she IS my daughter after all

Karura: Don’t speak like that, Rasa, Shikadai should be friendly with his classmates.

Karura: You DO have friends, don’t you Shikadai? Your mother and uncles were sooooo antisocial as kids, they tended to kill or seriously injure anyone they wanted to make friends with

Karura, *nonchalantly: But still, if anyone gives you a hard time Shikadai don’t hesitate to tell Grandma and I’ll murder them slowly for you because I love you

Shikadai: ...

Shikadai: .....

Shikadai: ..................

*Later*

Shikaku: Hi Shikad—

Shikadai: Just, don’t even start