#karnak answers

[the-amazing-karnak]

If placing bets who in the choir do you think is gay , not including Noel

#happypride

Mr. Bachinski. There is not a shadow of doubt in my mind.

[ask-st-ccchoir]

Hello Satan Caucasian Cramer Chor! This is all of you ur new names according to what you're entered as in my photos app

Ocean - Sea McConnelly-Violetice

Noel - NO! Grub hub (it replaced taco bell somehow)

(2008-2015) Ocean - Autism, speaks

Ricky - autism, does NOT speak

Alternate Ricky - not rich, but hard. (My friend made that one. I'm scared)

Mischa - Mitski, Bach, cheeky

Alternate Mischa - Miss ya mom boskinski.

Jane - Janice Buck

Penny - Quarter Sheep

Constance - constancely in a porta potty

Astrid - Asteroids are hitting the earth, specifically the ocean.

Hank - Hans (but he finishes sentences)

Trishna- bUGTERFFLL.

karnak- Car krash.

Virgil - Virgin

Father Marcus - Heart attack🩷

I hope all of these are personal attacks

🌹grubhub. Oh my god thats worse.

🌊autism Speaks,,

🌌At least yours is speaks, mines is not speaks.. Hard?? Oh....

💵guh.. You did NOT need to bring up mama🔥🔥😭‼️‼️

🔥HA NO PERSONAL ATTACKS FOR ME HAHAH🗣️🗣️

🐑janice buck.... Huhh.....

🍬oUCH😭😭

🏹hits the ocean... Hmmm....

💘i mean... I'll take it...

🐞i dknt think mine is.. That bad...

🔮kar krash.??????

🐭kar krash? More like coaster crash, also.. VIRGIN????

[the-amazing-karnak]

Unfortunately, I do not. Well, I haven’t exactly tried. Maybe stop by the warehouse, see what happens.

does karnak still have any control over your guys’ actions

like if he wanted to, could he make you burst into a musical number

..probably

@the-amazing-karnak ?

[karnakthefortunetellingmachine]

You… @penniah-lamb-answers

You seem very aware.

[an-interview-with-j1janedoe]

Greetings, J1.

Us here at ᴊ̶ᴏ̶ʜ̶ɴ̶ ̶ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ᴇ̶ ̶ɪ̶ɴ̶ᴄ̶ᴏ̶ʀ̶ᴘ̶ᴏ̶ʀ̶ᴀ̶ᴛ̶ᴇ̶ᴅ̶ are prepared at ask you a few questions. Don't ask who we are or where this came from. All will be answered soon. Let's talk about the little head you have on right now, who gave it to you? Failure to comply with us will end in consequences. So, tell us what we want to know and you'll be left alone. If not, we can and will try to take your job off your hands and find another more willing robot.

Pleased if you reply, 𝓙𝓸𝓱𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓓𝓸𝓮

[⚙️]—

" I am not able to be merely replaced. Threats will do nothing to me. "

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

he was at a shop near the museum. .. Why

Your lucky number is not 7 do NOT ride the cyclone

[ominous-novelty-machine]

Opinions on sexy cat women from zolar 🔥🔥

I'm afraid I have no opinion on them, Anonymous. While I am a machine with emotions and thoughts, I do not tend to have romantic or sexual feelings towards anyone or anything. I do appreciate your inquiry nonetheless.

Your lucky number is 32.

To give of yourself, you must first know yourself.

Be sure to ride The Cyclone.

~ The Amazing Karnak

[maximusboltaqon]

There's another old What If joke where Black Bolt eats pineapple pizza before bed and has a weird dream, which causes him to call out to Maximus and accidentally razes Attilan. Then all the other Inhumans get annoyed with him and Medusa criticizes his food choices. So going off the idea that once Black Bolt discovers pizza and likes it with pineapples, where do the rest of the Inhuman Royals stand on the subject of "Hawaiian" pizza? Which of them like it, are okay with it, or absolutely hate it?

!! maaan it sounds like the old what ifs are the slice-of-life inhumans stories i need!!! is it morbid to say i find the premise kind of adorable?

but hmm… i don’t know!! i admittedly very rarely think of things like favorite foods or clothing styles, even for my own ocs (my poor underdeveloped children), so this is a complicated question for me. i imagine crystal and triton would be more open to it, as i can see them wanting to delve more into human culture than some of the others. i think triton is polite enough that even if he didn’t like a type of food, he’d still eat it without complaints! i can definitely see him and crystal trying lots of different foods, though.

i think maximus would act like he hates it just to try to rile up bb, and also act like he loves it to try to rile up medusa, and meanwhile he’s completely neutral in reality.

i don’t have any particular idea for karnak, luna, or ahura… i don’t think gorgon would like hawaiian pizza. i think gorgon is the pickiest eater out of them all!

[musingsofamystic]

Hello, sir! How are you today? :)

My day is going very well so far, it's been spectacular.

[asking-janedoe]

ask Jane !!

INFORMATION 🙏

Revived Jane! sadly she's still got that doll head, shucks. and no memory 😓 Karnak scammed her fr

no NSFW,,, mild jokes r fine y'all get it right

also no proship 👎

mix of art and text answers 🤞

that's all the important stuff I can think of

ran by @ham-uhh 😎

[icepoptroll]

Smh. What ever happened to respect for the dead?

Some of my inspiration: x x x

Image description under the cut.

Page 1:

Panel 1: Shown is a powered down Karnak, his eyes black, no longer glowing. One textbox says, "Ugh. That thing gives me the creeps, Chuck." Another says, "No doubt. Here, help me take it apart so we can get outta here."

Panel 2: Chuck, a large man with a scruffy beard, longish hair and a baseball cap stands in the foreground, carrying Karnak's robe, turban, and crystal ball. His coworker, a thinner man in a black T-shirt with spiky, short dark hair is down on his knees next to Karnak's box, a power drill and screwdriver on the floor next to him. He calls out, "Shit, there's a burnt up dead rat back here!" To which Chuck responds, "It's an abandoned warehouse, Phil. There's gonna be dead rats." They're surrounded by wooden crates and Karnak's internal metal frame is exposed.

Panel 3: Chuck's hand pulls up on a piece of Karnak's box, separating it from the whole. Phil says, "This thing is bad juju, man. REmember those kids who died on that roller coaster?" Chuck responds, "Yeah? What about 'em?"

Panel 4: Chuck and Phil carry the front arch of Karnak's box away. Phil explains, "The day they died, this guy told them, 'be sure to ride the Cyclone!'" Chuck responds, "So? That was just advertising." Phil says, "Maybe, but they say that back in the day this robot could tell you how you were gonna die." Chuck says, "Feh. You believe that urban legend shit?" Phil says, "It's true! I know a guy who could tell you." Chuck says, "Probably some teenage carnival worker pulling a prank."

Panel 5: A closeup on Karnak, still hanging lifelessly in what's left of his box. Phil continues, "If the robot had nothing to do with it, why are we getting rid of it?" Chuck answers, "Copyright. They don't want anyone taking the thing and making money off it." Phil replies, "What kinda weirdo would pay money for this thing?" Chuck answers, "Who the hell cares? Let's just get it in the truck."

Page 2:

Panel 1: A gray and red truck drives down the road. A textbox says, "I'm on the highway to hell"

Panels 2 and 3: Karnak is in the back of the truck. It's dark and he's motionless, thrown in haphazardly with everything that came off of him and the pieces of his box. A textbox between the panels says, "On the highway to hell"

Panel 4: A back view of the truck as it advances up the road. Two more textboxes say "Highway to hell" and "I'm on the highway to hell"

Page 3:

Panel 1: At the edge of a landfill, the truck is in the background, while in the foreground a sledgehammer comes down on Karnak's crystal ball, shattering it. A textbox says, "SMASH!!"

Panel 2: Chuck approaches Karnak, who is laying motionless face up on the ground. He's wielding a sledgehammer, ready to swing it down hard.

Panel 4: The hammer comes down on Karnak's chest, denting it deeply. A textbox says, "BOOM!!"

Page 4:

Panel 1: Chuck and Phil walk away from the scene, back towards their truck.

Panel 2: Karnak lays in the dirt resting against a fallen tree limb, dented, crushed, bent and filthy, some of his wiring exposed. Trash on the ground surrounds him. The whole scene is still and silent.

[the-amazing-karnak]

Hello Mr. Karnak, ocean here, Noel called me a "fucking whore and slut" and I'm here to make this your issue! Thanks for listening!!

- (@dem0cracy-r0cks)

Miss Rosenberg, how do I put this kindly.... I do not want to get involved with you and Mister Gruber's petty squabbles. I thought I would be free of this, but nope...

DONT LISTEN TO THE OLD MAN, GIRL. BEAT THAT POET'S ASS!!

Virgil, stop.

[ask-st-ccchoir]

Right, questions, questions..

Why not entertain the idea of executions! May be fun.

Ocean! You would be put in a competitive competition against a robot and need to work harder and harder on questions, while you slowly go up in order to avoid sawblades beneath you. Eventually, the timing is evil and you lose.

Noel, you'd be burned piece by piece, cigarettes put on your skin over and over in order to slowly but surely burn you alive.

Mischa. Well, you're the easiest. Murdered by an angry stampede, to be forced against the things in the mines, to have to work in them only to be crushed by the Uranium and poisoned.

Ricky, you'd be put up yourself against count dogulus. It doesn't matter what you say. You can only sing in notes for cats, the hound would not care. To be slowly stratched apart and consumed would be your fate.

Constance. You'd be overrun by sweets, in a setting like the bakery, where more and more people ask for food, and you aren't fast enough. They get angry, start throwing their food at you until eventually you are buried and cannot breathe.

Jane, to be hooked up in wires, to become an actual puppet. Eventually, they would rank too hard. Open your skin, remove a limb or two. At the very end, you would still loose your head, to have it be the last thing remaining as your body collapses.

The rat would be starvation. To be kept in a cage with no way out. To gnaw at the bars, but have it be useless.

The machine would be. A mix. First, have animals wat away your wood, your flesh, your skin. But not the wiring. You'll survive. Then, slowly but surely remove the limbs, and put them back wrong. At last, take the eyes, and then cut the cord. Simple, but effective. And much less.. dramatic.

💵WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

🌹Mischa relax, oh my god..

🌊what. huh? What's up with these asks lately.

🌌in all honesty im the only one here who actually is interested in these. Also that would be a cool ending.

🍬angry customers.. Err.. Burried alive by objects.. Thats a bit.. Off.

🐑being a real puppet.? That sounds interesting yet painful.. Gruesome even.

🐭ouch, gnawing at bars..? My teeth hurts from that.

🔮thats quite a way to execute a machine like i. A slow.. Painful death. Some might rather have a faster death like- getting shot in the most vital parts of your body. You're creative with your words, huh?

[ask-mischa-bachinski]

Kiss, Marry, Kill, except it’s with all the people in the choir, so you choose two people per category. You can either add yourself or you can sub in Talia, I don’t really care. What’s your answer? So, there’s Ocean, me, yourself or Talia, Ricky, Penny, and Constance

-@ask-noel-gruber

Kill ocean and Karnak

Marry talia and you

Kiss penny and Constance

[karnakthefortunetellingmachine]

"Hello, I am the amazing Karnak. This is not a boast, but rather what it says on my legal patent as a precognition machine."

Intro Post

Hello and welcome to this Karnak blog, mainly made out of a sheer interest and fascination of the thing. But let's go through the basic shall we?

The mod behind this blog is Australian(Timezone ACST(UTC +9.5) for context) so if some asks do not get answered it may be due to this reason.

Boundaries/Rules

Any questions are allowed to be sent in. (But be aware, they may be deleted if they are extremely weird etc)

I really do welcome in any interactions from other RTC ask blogs and heavily encourage it!

If you are a frequent anon with a signature (eg, Bird anon or Turtle Anon) then you will get a tag (eg, #Bird Anon or #Turtle Anon) alongside added to a list to keep track of all such anons.

Tag system

The following tags will be used to not clog up the main RTC tags beyond this post.

#✧･ﾟ― Asks > Karnak General ask tag.

#━━ ˟ ⊰ Other Ask blog interactions / [Character Name] Anything that relates to interacting with other ask blogs or so. Changed to match character names.

#「 ✷ 」 » Fortune-Telling Used for giving fortunes or futures for those who ask. Seperate to the general ask tag.

#OOC Anything that is OOC.

#Handmade Stuff Anything that is made by me for the blog etc.

Misc

Now you probably are asking what’s the deal with this Karnak, right? Well he’s from a sort of different-ish universe where he isn’t IN the warehouse and was more of a popular carnival machine. Alongside being slightly more omnipotent then the musical as he’s just enough to be aware of other universes. (May edit this post to reword better later.)

But basically imagine this blog as an in-universe thing, like your kind of walking up to use the machine! Which also means RTC Ocs are welcome to interact too :D!

Does this Karnak belong to any sort of continuity? Not yet! Want to make a blog and have a Karnak? You are welcome to do so and even message me about it!

And last thing, the looks of Karnak are based on the 2016 Off-Broadway (Karl Hamilton) version! Mainly as I enjoy the look of Karnak in that production.

[an-interview-with-j1janedoe]

Is Karnak god?

No he's just some old guy that makes stuff — 🍉