#karaoke night with kerry and lil v just starts busting rhymes

[swearingcactus]

so lil v sucks at singing, he’s the kinda guy that gets self-conscious about carrying a tune and so ruins it by overthinking it. he also doesn't speak Spanish despite understanding it from living in Heywood most of his life which stemmed from not trying to piss off the Valentinos the wrong way. COUNTER POINT: he’s a quick thinker and could memorize patterns pretty easily since that’s his whole M.O.

conclusion? i think if you get a drink or two in him, and then queue Hotel Room Service - Pitbull (2009), he'd nail the entire song.