#kankuneji

[edai-crplpnk]

I drew a little morning kisses KankuNeji for @chinesefirethorn today!

My made up scenario is kankurou was drinking his morning coffee stil in his pyjamas and neji came in for kisses

[animedi]

06.14.2017

I was thinking about how I like to pair off Team Guy with the Sand Sibs, and then something went horribly wrong..

please come up with a better pick up line for this boy he’s drowning

[naruto-rarepair-bingo]

Masterlist for Mobile

includes all three boards; some fills my appear under multiple boards; content warnings not included, so follow links at your own risk

Board A

meet cute: #254: THE MEET CUTE by blsofchaos (nejigaa), First Meeting by blsofchaos (hashitobi), All of my stumbling phrases by toughluckbuddy (jiraoro), Square-up by writhingbeneathyou (madagai), Out of The Comfort Zone by malakia215 (hinakarin)

enemies to friends to lovers: artwork by perelka-l (itama/unnamed uchiha), denouements, and other ways you ended by mouseymightymarvellous (hakusaku), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (izuita)

best friends turned lovers: Tea and Sympathy by fantasticblazepoetry (gaigenanko)

history: Love is the fear of falling by fantasticblazepoetry (izumimada)

hurt/comfort: Presence of Mind by screamingStarmie (hashitobi), Shadows of the Past by crystallized-shadow (hashimadatobi), These Healing Hands by writhingbeneathyou (hashimadatobi), The Unexpected by malakia215 (ankorin), Proper Care by kalira9 (hashimadatobi), The Box by saengak (aomei), A Piece Of Home by fuckyeahobinaru (obinaru), Your regrets hound your demons by fantasticblazepoetry (itakonan)

village or clan swap/change: Who is the lamb and who is the knife by toughluckbuddy (sakuhina), Village Swap by blsofchaos (nejigaa), Beginnings Are What We Make Of Them by raendown (kagatobi)

gods and goddesses: This is the Road to Ruin by an-actual-ocean (mitotouka), Like a Bird Set Free by WrithingBeneathYou (tobiizu), Transcendence by raendown (tobiizu)

shack fic/cave fic: Marking Time (To Make You Mine) by raendown (madakaka), Uncommon Care by kalira9 (zabuhaku)

pining: A Year Gone By by raendown (sakuhina), Breaking the Guard by writhingbeneathyou (madagai), The Gift that Will Bring Me Back to You by malakia215 (kisahina), Lifeline by fuckyeahobinaru (obinaru), What friends are for by fantasticblazepoetry (minaoro)

bodyswap: A Mile In Your Shoes by raendown (hashimito), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (tobiita)

first meeting/last meeting: But somehow through the storm I couldn't get to you by toughluckbuddy (obikurenai), The Only Thing Stopping Me is You by crystallized-shadow (kagatobi)

generation swap: Building Konoha by kalira9 (sakuoro), Heart Under Attack by crystallized-shadow (madakaka)

free space: Shed A Light by WrithingBeneathYou (hashitobi), Please, Not Near the Soup by h0ehinata (shiita), Hunger by fuckyeahobinaru (obinaru), Patient love by fantasticblazepoetry (leesasu)

high seas: A Visit by imadethisblogcuzmymomfollowed (mikokushi), Booty by kalira9 (kisasaku), The Witch by the sea by fantasticblazepoetry (hashimadamito), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (meikawa)

fairy tale: East of the Sun, West of the Moon by screamingStarmie (tobimina)

hot springs: The kindest of kisses breaks the hardest of hearts by toughluckbuddy (hashikaku), Hot Springs by blsofchaos (hashitobi)

crossover/fusion: for reasons wretched and divine by screamingStarmie (kagatobi), Welcome to Neighborhood 12358W by hypereuni (kakuhida), hanged skies and drowned oceans by mouseymightymarvellous (shikasaku), Deliverance by writhingbeneathyou (hashitobi), Scars by fuckyeahobinaru (obinaru), Weight of the heart by fantasticblazepoetry (sakuoro)

neighbors: n/a

friendship/family: artwork by perelka-l (fugaminakushimiko), Acculturation by WrithingBeneathYou (hashitobi), Who will win? by malakia215 (mikokushi), Pack Unbound by kalira9 (sakuoro), The Art of Moving On by fantasticblazepoetry (minamiko)

magical realism: artwork by kinchansattemptatfanart (minaita), Arsony Just Might Lead to a Boyfriend by screamingStarmie (hashimadatobi), Basking and Brooding by kalira9 (oromina), Cheerful Magic by fantasticblazepoetry (inosakuhina), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (kawaizu)

jutsu accident: Want me to love you in moderation (well, don't you know I wish I could) by toughluckbuddy (izuiru), Jutsu Accident by blsofchaos (hashitobi), The Ruins of Our Lives by saengak (kakarin), Squid Tempura by writhingbeneathyou (tobiizu), A Fluffy Handful by fuckyeahobinaru (obinaru), Jutsu gone right by fantasticblazepoetry (irutobi), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (chosaku)

post-apocalypse/dystopian: Holding my hand in the pale gloom by toughluckbuddy (kagatobi), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (itahana)

time travel: Long Story by kalira9 (madakaka), every fire is a lesson learned by blackkatmagic (sakukonan), Some feelings, they can travel too by toughluckbuddy (nejishi), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (fugamito)

anbu: Happiness is an extremely uneventful subject by toughluckbuddy (shinogaa), Comfort and Care by kalira9 (kakayamasaku), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (ankorin)

animalistic traits: No Patience for Pleasantries by writhingbeneathyou (madatobiizu), Winter Warmth by kalira9 (sakuoro), Thrill of the hunt by fantasticblazepoetry (madatobiizu), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (shinokibahina)

Board B

animal summons: Pack Unbound by kalira9 (sakuoro), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (hashimito)

weather/seasons: Hitchhiker From Hell by writing-escapes (kakuhida), Winter Warmth by kalira9 (sakuoro), Once Upon a Season by xxsurvivalistxx (kankuneji), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (kakaobishizune)

photography: Some feelings, they can travel too by toughluckbuddy (nejishi), A Piece Of Home by fuckyeahobinaru (obinaru)

scifi: Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (fugaminakushimiko)

fake/pretend relationship: I can feel my heart (it's falling like the stars) by definitelynotaminion (izuita)

marriage: Balance by kalira9 (hashimito), Wedding tears by fantasticblazepoetry (meitsuna)

accidental child acquisition: The Unplanned Surprises of Life by xxsurvivalistxx (shikanaru), Lone Cub by kalira9 (sakuoro), The aches of empty spaces and new beginnings by fantasticblazepoetry (orohiza), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (izumito)

obito: But somehow through the storm I couldn't get to you by toughluckbuddy (obikurenai), A Fluffy Handful by fuckyeahobinaru (obinaru)

itachi: The Haimaru Incentive by xxsurvivalistxx (itahana), Your childhood trauma is not my childhood trauma by fantasticblazepoetry (itaizumishihina)

solarpunk/steampunk/cyberpunk: don't wait (we are the miracles) by definitelynotaminion (sakuinosainarushika), Grind My Gears by something-like-air (tobiizu), A cyborg and an android walk into a repair shop by fantasticblazepoetry (obikonan), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (hirubiwa)

sakura: Who is the lamb and who is the knife by toughluckbuddy (sakuhina), Caught by sparkswithyou (irusaku), Insomnolence by xxsurvivalistxx (gaasaku), The Beginning of Something Really Excellent by something-like-air (temasaku),Cheerful Magic by fantasticblazepoetry (inosakuhina)

childhood friends/enemies: Building Konoha by kalira9 (sakuoro), Always by something-like-air (shiita)

free space: artwork by angededesespoir (sakumo/dai), Sign Here, Please by hypereuni (kakuhida), Want me to love you in moderation (well, don't you know I wish I could) by toughluckbuddy (izuiru), Arsony Just Might Lead to a Boyfriend by screamingStarmie (hashimadatobi), Clarity by sparkswithyou (raisaku), The Drama of Mito and the (Not-)Skewered Noodle Cat by kalira9 (hashimitoizu), Futile Questions by xxsurvivalistxx (tenzo/shisui), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (ebisu/asuma)

genma: Dark Before Dawn by sparkswithyou (kakashi/genma/shikamaru), Kitsune No Tenshi by xxsurvivalistxx (genma/shizune), The Same Desert Twice by something-like-air (genmabaki), Tea and Sympathy by fantasticblazepoetry (gaigenanko)

shikamaru: a sigh inside the dark by definitelynotaminion (shikasainaru, shikasasu), Exhibiting Mannerisms by xxsurvivalistxx (shikanaru), Waiting by something-like-air (shikasau)

social media: Appearances and Personas by xxsurvivalistxx (kakamei)

injured: artwork by angededesespoir (shikaku/choza), Uncommon Care by kalira9 (zabuhaku), Cognitive Dissonance by xxsurvivalistxx (kakashi/kitou), Rarepair KakaHana by cherryblossomshadow (kakahana), The Box by saengak (aomei), Scars by fuckyeahobinaru (obinaru), Hazards of the job by fantasticblazepoetry (madatobiizu), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (shikaten)

shino: Happiness is an extremely uneventful subject by toughluckbuddy (shinogaa), Simple Acceptance by xxsurvivalistxx (shinoten)

arranged marriage: A Little Far for Me to Reach by something-like-air (mikokushi), The kindest of kisses breaks the hardest of hearts by toughluckbuddy (hashikaku), Welcome to Neighborhood 12358W by hypereuni (kakuhida), Arrangements and Abandonments by kalira9 (hashimito), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (hashimitoizu)

ultra-rare: artwork by angededesespoir (hiruko/orochimaru), Bugs in the Dirt by imadethisblogcuzmymomfollowed (sakura/fuu), it's only been a moment (a lifetime) by definitelynotaminion (kawasaku), Home by sparkswithyou (raidou/aoba), Comfort and Care by kalira9 (kakayamasaku), Old Pergament by fantasticblazepoetry (oromito)

tobirama: artwork by liina-me (tobiizu), Presence of Mind by screamingStarmie (hashitobi), And I Will Come Out to Meet You by something-like-air (tobimito), Holding my hand in the pale gloom by toughluckbuddy (kagatobi), Proper Care by kalira9 (hashimadatobi), Jutsu gone right by fantasticblazepoetry (irutobi)

tsunade: Different shades of kindness by fantasticblazepoetry (danorotsu)

temari: n/a

celebrities: All of my stumbling phrases by toughluckbuddy (jiraoro), Tenten's Secret Love Seal by something-like-air (karin/tenten)

missing-nin/akatsuki: artwork by sojalecithin (kakakonan), truth, coming out of her grief to save mankind by definitelynotaminion (kushikonan), To the end by ubeetlebum (obidei), Booty by kalira9 (kisasaku), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (meikonan)

Board C

anbu: Made Faces by imadethisblogcuzmymomfollowed (konarin), Comfort and Care by kalira9 (kakayamasaku)   

pets: Rarepair KakaHana by cherryblossomshadow (kakahana)

superheros/villains: Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (tobiizu)

hidan: n/a

hinata: Who is the lamb and who is the knife by toughluckbuddy (sakuhina),  Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (hinaten)   

frenemies: n/a

konan: artwork by sojalecithin (kakakonan), Your regrets hound your demons by fantasticblazepoetry (itakonan)

marriage of convenience: Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (hashimitoizu)

ino: Cheerful Magic by fantasticblazepoetry (inosakuhina)   

only one bed: for reasons wretched and divine by screamingStarmie (kagatobi), Locked Out by kalira9 (orotsuna), Hitchhiker From Hell by writing-escapes (kakuhida), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (shisui/kurenai)

gaara: Happiness is an extremely uneventful subject by toughluckbuddy(shinogaa)

cops/criminals: Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (zabuhaku)

free space: the taste of iron on her lips by imadethisblogcuzmymomfollowed (sakuhina)

shisui: Some feelings, they can travel too by toughluckbuddy (nejishi), Together by kalira9 (kakashisui)   

university: Drum Sticks and Ding Dongs byimadethisblogcuzmymomfollowed (juusui), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (tobiizu)

minato: East of the Sun, West of the Moon by screamingStarmie (tobimina),What friends are for by fantasticblazepoetry (minaoro)   

izuna: Messenger by kalira9 (hashimitoizu), Want me to love you in moderation (well, don't you know I wish I could) by toughluckbuddy (izuiru), Thrill of the huntby fantasticblazepoetry (madatobiizu)

western: n/a

mei: The Box by saengak (aomei), Wedding tears by fantasticblazepoetry(meitsuna)

randomizer:  artwork by angededesespoir  (shikaku/choza), Long Story by kalira9 (madakaka),  All of my stumbling phrases by toughluckbuddy (jiraoro),Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (madatobiizu)

fate/soulmates: But somehow through the storm I couldn't get to you by toughluckbuddy (obikurenai),  Welcome to Neighborhood 12358W by hypereuni (kakuhida),  Arrangements and Abandonments by kalira9 (hashimito)  

deidara: n/a

kakuzu: Sign Here, Please by hypereuni (kakuhida), The kindest of kisses breaks the hardest of hearts by toughluckbuddy (hashikaku) 

kagami: Holding my hand in the pale gloom by toughluckbuddy (kagatobi) 

sick fic: Delirium by writing-escapes (kisahida), Lone Cub by kalira9 (sakuoro),Old Pergament by fantasticblazepoetry (oromito), Rare Pair Bingo 2019 Collection by spiraling (hayate/yugao)

[faerociousbeast]

consider: kankuneji

i have considered it before

[edai-crplpnk]

i wanna know your thoughts on the kankuro rarepairs you don't really write for or even talk about much, so any prompt(s) of choice for kankusai, kanklee, and/or nejikank?

Ooh those are hard.

Nejikank:

I never write Neji because, I don't know, I dont have him figure out and I haven't found the angle through which he would interest me. (I'm not saying he isn't interesting! But we haven't clicked yet.)

I do really like Kankurou and Tenten as a friendship, so I'm thinking maybe when Kankurou is in Konoha they spar every so often? Neji lives AU. Kankurou doesn't know Neji much, just to the extend that he's part of the Konoha 13 so they are vaguely appointed. But maybe he sees him around at times and I mean, he's a little pretty. He could ask Tenten if he's free. She might be excited about the gossip potential of seeing all of this unfold so she encourages it.

Or maybe Neji's having a rough time because of som clan shit or idk and Kankurou asks Tenten "Is you're teammate okay? He's been looking stressed out lately." and she explains a bit and Kankurou goes for a chat and offer a spar to Neji to distract him for a bit. After all Kankurou's not foreign to councils and heirs bullshit haha.

KankuLee:

I had never thought about them and it's a bit hard to imagine I think because I ship GaaLee too much haha. (But then again I do ship KankuShika extensively, so that shouldn't stop me.)

I imagine Lee being over in Suna and sparring with Kankurou, and he's very enthusiastic about it because he is who he is, giving advices and praising Kankurou for good moves while they spar. And it's pissing Kankurou off that Lee is so much better than him that he has the time to do that while fighting 😂 Lee would be like "That was a great parade Kankurou-san!" while counterattacking with no struggle and Kankurou feels a little taken pity on. Lee is genuine, of course, but well, it's not rubbing Kankurou's ego the right way. He needs to come back to Lee for something he can win this time and flatter his self esteem with a bit. Maybe that thing is flirting, who knows?

KankuSai:

I have an AU I have never written for yet that among others includes KankuSai. It's mostly a BDSM smut AU with Kankurou as a Dom. Sai's non-binary and not super experienced. They're the one of Kankurou's partners that he is the most gentle with. It's mostly a work of proving them that they are very much desirable and that there is no need to overpass their boundaries and do things that they're not comfortable with or that make them dysphoric to find ways to 1 feel good themselves 2 make a partner feel good.

For a more canonverse thing, I can actually also see it with Sai being the most proactive one in them getting together! Trying to hit on on Kankurou and his technique is probably... You know. Sai. At times too blunt, at times convoluted in an obscure way because he's read that in a book. And at first Kankurou is wondering if he's just making fun of him and is pretty confused by the whole thing, but eventually he decides to give it a try. After all he does have that much to loose. At worse it'll be weird between them but it's already weird, so. And it goes well! Sai is actually a bit funny and nice an interest, even if his communication is not always easy to understand. So they do it again and eventually I suppose become a thing.

Thanks for the question! Two Kankurou ship I haven't posted about but would like to are also KankuHina and KankuSaku 🤔 I should also write more KankuChou.