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[lizzy06]

Shouta Aizawa Fics Recs!!(Tumblr/Ao3/Wattpad)

My Hero Academia Fic Rec Masterlist

Shouta Aizawa x Reader

FIVE TIMES ✨by @damnzawa (oneshot, fluff) In which the faculty at U.A. — ehem Present Mic and Midnight — and 1-A tried to get the two of them together, only to find out they were together all along.

How Convenient by mighty-mighty-man (Pair_Up)(oneshot, humor(?))The night shift at the convenience store was going so well. You got to hear some good tunes, you made a sale, you made conversation with a handsome hero. But then a robber shows up. [COMPLETED]

Lazy Egg ✨✨by mighty-mighty-man (Pair_Up) (slice of life, fluff)You work at an animal shelter.When Aizawa Shouta adopts your favorite cat, your lives become inexplicably intertwined. And strangely enough, it all seems to be for the better.[COMPLETED]

“did he steal two babies?”✨ by @bakugohoex (oneshot, fluff)in which you’re aizawa’s secret wife, aizawa gets a call in the middle of class that you’re going into labor and eventually leaves, the class being noisy pricks follows him to a hospital, feeling worried they continue to follow until they see him holding two babies with a smile at his new family. [COMPLETED]

Victory by @bnhascribbles (oneshot, fluff) Just a fluffy story about you and your husband. [COMPLETED]

Chocolate hearts✨ by LetheSomething  (fluff, sloeburn, angst, serial killers)A group of villains calling themselves the Valentine Killers are going around murdering people.Their target? Pro hero loved ones. Aizawa Shouta is utterly convinced he has nothing to worry about. He's wrong. [COMPLETED]

Stray Cats. Aizawa Shouta x fem!reader ✨by http_vanished (kinda enemies to lovers , fluff, angst)A man under the alias ‘Eraserhead’ is your favourite author of all timeAs part of your bucket list, you write him a letter expressing your admiration. Never in a thousand years did you expect a rely, inviting you over for dinner to meet him, all-expense paid for. However things don’t go exactly as you planned as the man you idolised for years turns out to be grumpy, scruffy man with an appalling attitude.[COMPLETED]

Lucky Cat ✨by kalpa (oneshot, fluff, humor, slice of life, smut)You're utterly convinced your quirk is having shit luck and attracting trouble everywhere you go. Thankfully, a certain underground hero is always there to save the day.[COMPLETED]

Hurting Together by  @dira333 /Fogfire(oneshot, sorta humor(?))You meet in the waiting room of a Clinic, but opening up about your respective illnesses isn't as easy as you might have thought. Or how Aizawa makes an ass of himself because he tries to flirt on painkillers.[COMPLETED]

Caught in Love by @mooncademia (oneshot, fluff, kinda secret relationship)After getting a job offer at U.A, your love life w/ Aizawa has officially transferred to school. And you loved it.

The Cat and the Key (Aizawa x Reader) by EVoDanger (oneshot, fluff, slowburn)The most wanted woman in town has announced that she'll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat's neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail. The cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.[COMPLETED]

suffer the signs ✨by advantagetexas (oneshot, hanahaki au, angst with happy ending)You begin coughing up petals soon after beginning work as the new UA nurse. You know what they are, you know why they're afflicting you, but you refuse to let them control you.[COMPLETED]

Quirk Smirk by Meldy_Writes (fluff, humor)Quirkless Female Reader moves to Musutafu to reconnect with her estranged sister, Inko, and her newfound nephew, Izuku. everything is going fine until she learns that her kind-of-attractive-kind-of-a-dick neighbor is a pro-hero… and also her nephew's homeroom teacher.[COMPLETED]

But they're soft... by coffee_dessert (fluff, humor)When a black cat is found unconscious in the pouring rain, what's a good samaritan to do? In which the reader takes care of Aizawa after he's been affected by a transformation Quirk.[COMPLETED]

What a Cliché by kingyohna (flowershop au, fluff, slowburn, mutual pinning)Aizawa doesn't know much about pop culture, but he knows it's a definite cliché to fall for someone working in a flower shop.[COMPLETED]

Together, Always. by kalpa (oneshot, soulmate au, enemies to lovers, fluff, angst)Ever since you were young, you've done what's expected of you. But after a chance meeting with a hero and after saving two cats, you begin to wonder just what you truly want out of life.[COMPLETED]

Fill my little world (right up) by tsumoo  (single parent aizawa, nanny! reader, fluff, family feels)you are employed by aizawa shouta to nanny for his vulnerable adoptive daughter eri while he’s at work. as time passes you find yourself equally smitten with them both, longing for a more permanent place in their family.[COMPLETED]

Breathless by Mishme(oneshot, fluff, hurt/comfort) In which you experience the different types of kisses from the pro hero, Eraserhead.[COMPLETED]

Chocolate Milk by MariaTheBrave(oneshot, fluff)“Mr. Aizawa,” Mina broke from the others and made a beeline to her teacher, “why didn’t you tell us you have a kid?!”[COMPLETED]

The Reaper (Aizawa x female reader) by Emltar (fluff, smut, enemies to lovers, trauma)You're a teacher at UA with a tragic past trying to keep some semblance of peace in your shattered life. Can a grumpy caterpillar break through your defenses or will you lose yourself completely?[COMPLETED]

Newfound by mysoftestecho (strangers to friends to lovers, smut, fluff)You move to a new town to start teaching at UA. It's a new life for you and you're excited to see what it brings.[COMPLETED]

Home is where you are by speia(oneshot, fluff, comfort)Just a casual Valentine's Day[COMPLETED]

Puzzle Pieces ✨by iimber(fluff, angst, mutual pinning, stalker)Years of piecing together your life to the point were it's near perfect come crashing down when you gain an extremely dedicated stalker. After coming to a head, you leave your life in Tokyo to seek safety back in Musutafu. [ONGOING<idk could be discontinued too😭>]

Shouta Aizawa x Emi Fukukado(Ms. Joke)

But I remember you✨✨ by JackieMoonshine (oneshot, fluff, humor)A fun EraserJoke one-shot that struggles with whether it wants to be a comedy or drama. Either way, I like it.[COMPLETED]

A Happy Family with Never-Ending Laughter ✨by Yojimbra (domestic fluff, humor, smut)In order to raise Eri properly, Eraserhead seeks help from the one person he can trust. Ms. Joke.Eri is so screwed.[COMPLETED]

Nature, Nurture, and Chocolate Milk  by  Nuclear_Equipped_ Walking _ Battle_Tank (oneshot, fluff, humor, izuku and shinsou are brothers)The Aizawa family goes shopping . An appropriate amount of tomfoolery ensues. [COMPLETED]

this sudden burst of sunlight, and me with my umbrella  by  lettersfromnowhere (fluff, angst, family feels)the one where Eri gets a mom, Aizawa gets a headache, Emi adopts half of UA, and laughter really is the best medicine.[COMPLETED]

he hadn't the time by ohmytheon (oneshot, friends to lovers, bad at feelings)Over the ten years that Shota has known Emi Fukukado, she has been far too loud, bubbly, bright, and positive for his taste. She's probably one of the most annoying people he knows. She is also an extremely capable hero and an excellent teacher. There has to be a reason that their paths keep meeting and it has to be more than just to drive him crazy.[COMPLETED] he took the time by ohmytheon (oneshot, smut, fluff)If Emi keeps joking about Shouta taking her home, one of these nights he's going to take her up on that offer. Turns out, it's not a joke at all, not one bit.[COMPLETED]

Bursting with Laughter, Blooming in Flowers✨ by dracula420 (hanahaki au, angst with happy ending, fluff)Emi Fukukado loves jokes. She’s got a million of ‘em. You ever heard the one about the girl that repressed her unrequited love until it turned into a disease? That ones a classic.[COMPLETED]

The Last Laugh ✨✨by FeralPen (friends to lovers, temp. unrequited love, fluff, light angst) Emi Fukukado had two goals in life: become the hero who makes everyone smile, and crack Eraserhead's shell to make him laugh. Getting a date along the way would just be a bonus.[COMPLETED]

Sands and eyelashes by Iamanormalperson(misunderstanding, pinning) Eraserhead and Ms. Jokes had taken down a villain. That's it, but the others saw something else.[COMPLETED]

Inside Joke by Huinari  (oneshot, fluff)Five times Ms. Joke asked Eraserhead to marry her, and one time she didn’t.[COMPLETED]

Subtle Like a Lion’s Cage by aactionjohnny(fluff, mutual pinning, hurt/comfort)Ketsubutsu is under construction, so the students are staying at UA. Unfortunately for Aizawa, that also means Ms. Joke will be around.[COMPLETED]

Never Again (but maybe I'll give you a chance) by SplashingInPonds (oneshot, feels)After a disastrous mess of emotions and a big joke at his expense in high school, Shouta Aizawa decided that he was never going to let himself feel that way again. That is until he meets a persistent woman with sea green hair that seems to actually hold something genuine underneath her overly jovial hero persona.[COMPLETED]

I’m Ms. Joke: Ask Me Anything! by dracula420(oneshot, humor) Aizawa lurks the internet and finds a rather interesting topic on a very famous forum site.[COMPLETED]

make your move by velvari (smut)Mr. Aizawa finally makes a move on Ms. Joke.[COMPLETED]

Drinking Makes the Truth Come Out by The_Sensei_Simp (oneshot, jealousy, fluff) Two years after the war, the Pro-Hero teachers of U.A. High School go out for drinks to celebrate their summer vacation, since they had not in a while. What happens when Shouta Aizawa runs into Ms. Joke the Smile Hero AKA Emi Fukakado, who catches his attention when a coworker of hers is too friendly with her and it makes him jealous?[COMPLETED]

[wordsvomit101]

So the last here the last part of the event: https://twitter.com/shyanimeboi/status/1780102478924497176

Credit: Hikifans (@shyanimeboi)

Honestly, I don't have many things to write about cause they were just fucking and my reaction the whole time was:

Like I go through a lot of feelings throughout the whole video, from being amused by the ridiculousness of it to turning on "Ruler of my Heart" to "Rondo Across Countless Kalpas" to get through them going at it, with MC screaming Minhyeok's name while riding Juno like a stallion, cause I can't handle any more smut than this, to confusion to disappointment that it ends, with Juno turning back to Ppyong off-screen.

The smut was fine but I'm biased, I rarely enjoy them, so it's best that you see it on your own and have your opinions about it.

I get to see new sides of Juno (eager and kind of dominant in his handling) and apparently, MC was just being normal horny before Sitri gave her the whole package of dildos, and that when she legit actually become horny by April Fool's magic and got Sitri to hold Juno down to let her "properly investigate" him if you wondering if the consent is dubious then I would say yeah, it pretty dubious. At least Ppyong said he enjoyed it in his chat.

Idk I just do not feel it with this and I get that they have to end it there but it just left feel like this:

It's fine I guess? Typical ending from PB but I wish they let us see more of Juno rather than showing horny MC taking the wheel again.

[ccaptain]

When do you usually do most of your writing?

Pet peeves?

What is on your wishlist?

nine your questions are always so fucking spotless. ily -- @ecleips

When do you usually do most of your writing?

i do it either after lunch or when i get up from my afternoon nap! or if i get a good idea and its too long to type it on mobile i get up and yoink my laptop to write at least the bases of it down... sometimes i ditch my nap for that because my sleeping circle isn't even that remotely stable c: teehee (is in shambles)

What is on your wishlist?

SO MANY THINGS.

kaeya being gently courted after a bad relationship with the person pursueing him treating him so gently and being patient about him? i would WEEP for this. worldbuilding of the abyss in my abyss!kaeya verse, kaeya eventually getting over his inazuma trauma after he addresses it properly. also, exploring kaeya's rage hidden under that thin layer of frosty ice that he has,,,,,,, chef kiss.

AND second close to kaeya managing to find love again it's me wanting to develope Herald, the fucker also living rent-free in abyss!kaeya's body. i just think that it's a funny, deranged little broken shit and the concept of how it merged with kaeya and their dynamic is fun to write. they're almost friends but for abyss!kaeya it almost feels like a babysitting job without an harness

Pet peeves?

putting this one for last so i dont slam a wall of text into people's faces!

sighs. cracks my knuckles on the same nail i always hammer about

wanting to ship with my kaeya for nsfw only,,,,, yeah. i will admit that im not the best person when this is the intent that you approach me with, and it doesn't put me in my comfort zone and i'd really have to force-fart out a reply if it's a consistent dynamic that we have. kaeya doesn't give himself willy nilly like that and idk how to phrase it without being a teensy bit maybe offensive about it… as long as it isn't assumed that kaeya might reciprocate immediately and could have a bad reaction to it we're chill, but otherwise it isn't the greatest interaction i want to have and it taints future ones,,, so,,,, yeah that's. not going to land.

NOT assuming that my kaeya may react realistically to different situations is probably what irks me more tbh. sometimes he's just not in the mood for sex or to be sexualized and flirted with all the time, sometimes he'll feel downright used if his paranoia acts up in the wrong moment. kaeya feeling like he's only a pretty object in a relationship is ABSOLUTELY a downer ending, because it means no more sex until the other muse manages to bring a good balance to romance, appreciation and sex. otherwise, while i desperately sit here wriggling to write shippy stuff/smut, kaeya's muse will just NOT allow me to and his dark thoughts will slip into my writing, making the whole thing unbearable to write and, i'm sure, read, if my partner wanted some passionate smut or light-hearted fluff.

one of my funniest (and realistic) rps i had a few days ago with @heincus and it was their lovely oc hokori being enlisted to help kaeya get over his fear of pyro aimed directly at his face, because he was tired of it affecting him so much and so kalpas wouldn't have to worry about it. the predictable result is that, after little time praticing it and a reaction that didn't bordered into a panic attack, he was filled with adrenaline and almost manic in happiness and thought he was over it, wrecked some shit with kalpas on the way home… and then he was a puddle of shaky sobs into kalpas neck, because the adrenaline wore off and he was actually scared SHITLESS of fire. 10000/10. laughed so hard at happy kaeya thinking that traumas can be ditched with this much ease… baby boy tricks himself so much it was SO fucking funny. he's SO delusional

im just like,,,,,, i REALLY dwell on kaeya's traumas and troubles to have a realistic portrayal of him, because it's part of his character. i understand and apologize if that's a turn off and why i put a detailed description of what it's to be expected of kaeya in my rules, so people know what to expect and plan ahead, or jus decide to not interact at all.

i might not be the shipping partner that you need if you're not into This Mess and i'll take some good distance from a ship we have in case i don't register a positive response to this realism until we either find a balance break the ship apart. i'm never going to string people along in something that clearly makes them uncomfortable. AND in return i expect to not be strung along if things don't land and transparency that the angst is becoming a little too unbearable so i can tone it down!

[kalpasio]

very upset to report that the Thoma fic that wasn't supposed to happen is now 10k words and all but the spice is done

I'm probably going to post it this afternoon without the smut because there's a spot for it to go but the story still works without it

I'm saying this because I won't be putting the smut here. I don't want to deal with worrying about mdni and if I put it on ao3 I can just do the "you agree to read this" on that one story and then I don't have to completely restructure what's going on here

so right now the plan is: story that shouldn't exist and is horribly written will be posted, Monday I'll put up a Kalpas one shot, and then in like 5 years I'll finally have the guts to post the smut for the story that shouldn't exist. sound good?

[zorkaya-moved]

your trademark? the way you write emotions. i know you jokingly said smut but honestly for me its the fact you write such niche little facets of zarina in scenes that no one else but the reader will notice. the scene where kalpas and zarina are going at it in the kitchen OBLITERATED me alright, the fact she wants something domestic and kalpas will never know that? i was sitting there like AAAAAAAAA

@heincus

What’s my blog’s trademark?

AHHH MAX THANK YOU SO MUCH. I didn't expect emotions to be the one to be the trademark because Zarina's ... not as emotional ... but she somehow brings so many feels where you don't expect. Thank you so much for this I'm crying. And I'm so happy that you liked that kitchen ask it was so fun to write ahhh.

[coooooccckkkkksss]

Ass Slapping — Kalpas

Now, do it and you'll surely be dead in the next few seconds.

In all seriousness, Kalpass, quite frankly, is thick as fuck. You can't deny that. There is a certainty in my mind that his ass cheeks would bounce when slapped or spanked.

Make his cheeks go red. He's been a bit more . . . Rude? Put him in his place then. He'll deny any and all forms of enjoyment and threaten to kill you after yet his cock is hard and leaking precum.

He'll flinch and scream say it's hurting or it's unpleasant yet shake his ass all the more, as if asking for another.

He's not a whore but he definitely sounds like one. Clearly a masochist if he's asking for more. Herrchers just didn't know what they were doing when approaching him. When he says more he means take him and fuck him dumb type of more.

In your case at least.

Now . . . His ass should be glowing at the end of every session, but you should definitely hide away. He'll try to find you for payback. Stay away for a bit and he may forget. Unless you were particularly harsh that time. Watch your back if that's the case.

That's why he doesn't sit properly most of the time. His ass stings to much, even with aftercare. He loves it though. Hold a hit and he'll mock you and call you weak, get angry and ask if you're underestimating, or depending on if he's in subspace or not, beg you to hit him all the more.

He cums untouched. Isn't that just amazing? Splurts and ropes of his cum shooting on the ground, or just all on your stomach, or thighs, or all over the bed. He's cumming so harshly from the stings given to his ass, wow what a pervert.

Anyways, me to Kalpas' parent's (who are probably dead) :

[kawaii-koneko-chan0912]

Admit It - Kalpas

Summary: Where in his stubbornness is a gift and a curse.

“Admit it.”

Kalpas grits his teeth and stifles the scream building up in his chest. Heavy panting fills the air and his head for a good few moments. Stretching into eternity until he calms, until the thundering in his blood softens, and he can hear beyond the ringing in his ears.

“Admit it, honey. You’re making this a lot harder than it has to be,” you murmur, sitting astride his sweaty thighs like a queen upon her throne. His cock feels like a hot iron rod in your hand, throbbing and twitching to the time of his pounding heart. Rivulets of precum dribble down his veined shaft and slicks your grip, more beading up out of his slit as you bend down and kiss the blushing red cockhead.

Silver hair sticks to his forehead as he tosses his head to the side, his amber eyes squinted and barely visible as he tries his hardest to glare at you. And yet his lips tremble, his white teeth bearing down into his bleeding lower lip. The grimace on his unmasked face shows an expression of pain and anger, yet his body says otherwise. His back arches, his hips dance, and Kalpas bucks up into your grip rebelliously.

“Mmm, a challenge?” A smile crosses your lips and you shuffle to slide between his thighs instead. Press a kiss to his sweaty thigh, his scrunched up balls, and the soaked skin of the base of his cock. “I like that. Let me know when you’re ready to give up, sweetheart.”

“N-never.” Kalpas’s voice is hoarse, scratchy, the most guttural you’ve ever heard, yet that stubborn quality of it is ever so clear. He smirks tremulously and restores his iron grip on the chains holding his arms to the side. “Do your worst.”

Humming, you take his puffy cockhead into your mouth and savor the broken whine from his drooling lips. Enjoy the salty, bitter taste of his precum, the softness of his skin pulsing on your tongue. He’s so close to orgasm, you can feel it, the twitching of his needy, desperate cock almost breaking your resolve to deny him until he gives in. Alas, you’re not about to let your pet get the better of you.

After all, he begs so much better after he’s been broken.

[predvestnik-a]

Slice of life or plotted ideas?

How do you get your muse in the zone to work on asks/replies?

Favorite thread?

Are you easily distracted when doing replies/asks? Or are you “in the zone?”

Mun questions · Meme

Slice of life or plotted ideas?

Por que no los dos... I like exploring characters on all fronts. I love slice of life and I also love ideas that are so convoluted that if a third party wants to keep up they'll have to take notes with each reply I dish out.

How do you get your muse in the zone to work on asks/replies?

I don't. Given my busy schedule, I can't afford to wait until I have "the muse" to write. I just start writing when I have time and let the creative juices flow from there. A tad on the too personal side but when I was in therapy, something my therapist said really stuck with me: to stop constantly judging what I create.

I won't lie, I did start this blog with the littlest intention to be ohh so cool but the more I wrote (and I'm not even around for that long), the more I realized having fun for the sake of having fun is much better. So catch me going ham with Childe and that's the extent of "in the zone" I'll be with him.

Favorite thread?

Don't put me on blast because! It was smut! This one thread with my buddy @ccaptain and it's less so because of how I wrote it and more so because I wrote it from start to finish, which is... so difficult for me with super long threads AND smut. v_v' Another favorite is this one with Kalpas. Once again for completing it and also because writing a fight was too much fun.

Are you easily distracted when doing replies/asks? Or are you “in the zone?”

Unfortunately, I'm easily distracted. I'll start writing, get stuck in a sentence, go listen to a song, and then I'm reading about something unrelated before I realize it's time to sleep. It also happens when I'm talking to people, hence why I often take 3 business days to answer. :')

[ao3feed-erasermight]

by kalpa

“When’s your birthday?” asks Aizawa one spring day.

“Ah… June,” Toshinori says. He doesn’t look up from reading the assignment in his hands.

And no - this will not do, thinks Aizawa as he arches a brow and puts his paper downs. If anyone deserves a celebration, it’s Yagi Toshinori. And he’ll be damned if he doesn’t spoil his lover.

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AKA: Aizawa puts together a plan to surprise Toshinori on his birthday, and that plan may or may not include some restraints and riding his boyfriend into oblivion.

Words: 6552, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yagi Toshinori | All Might

Additional Tags: Porn With Plot, i think there's plot anyways????, BDSM, Restraints, Blindfolds, Fluff and Smut, Birthday Sex, Not Beta Read, set in the near future - just the year after 1-a

[kawaii-koneko-chan0912]

Imagine edging with Kalpas. he'd definitely do it to tease you until you're sobbing and desperate for his touch, and then make you cum more times than you can count. But also imagine tying his wrists together and doing it back. He's an impatient man, and when he's used to obtaining what he wants on his own, he finds it hard to hold back whimpers when you suck him off to his climax and not let him at the last second.

He tries to regain his composure but his train of thoughts get interrupted by you bringing something out of the bedside drawer. His field is obstructed but he stays quiet, only being able to hope this will won't lead to any more denial. You chuckle a little at his disheveled figure with lust filled eyes. To his dismay, you show him the vibrating cockring you bought him and lick your lips. You put it on him and start straddling him while harshly kissing his neck. He can't even hold back moans and pants anymore, and even more so when you turn up the device to its lowest setting

After a while, there are tears pricking the corners of his hazy eyes and he's gasping for air with a violent shad of red filling his cheeks. You decide to savor this image of him. He only lets his guard down once in a blue moon. Now normally, he'd rather pull his hair out that ever say please (in his normal personality at least). But he's pathetically hiccupping out, "fuck, please- let me cum"

And who are you to deny such a pretty boy when he asks so nicely?

You untie his wrists and run his white locks through your hands. He quietly sighs at your suddenly gentle touch. Taking off the cockring, you slide down onto him and it doesn't take long until he's crying out from pleasure because it feels so, so good

When you go rough on him for long enough, he won't have the energy to get you back. Kiss him before he falls asleep and take care of the rest.

But the next day is a completely different story. After all, he always gets his revenge. Be ready to experience it tenfold~

[kawaii-koneko-chan0912]

Kalpas trying to take control while you fucking and acting all superior and shit only for him to end up a blubbering, red faced mess underneath you in seconds

Putting little brats into their place is my favorite. Like yeah I like subs. But bratty subs who think they are a dom and then are proven wrong and get fucked silly? YES

Kalpas is a little brat who needs a lesson in life. He needs to realize that there will always b someone better than him and if he has to learn it the hard way so be it.

Imagine Kalpas has gone on all his years thinking he’s a total dom. He’s had his flings, he’s been the dom each time and he takes absolute pride in bending others to his will like that. Then u come along n he thinks its gonna be the same but no...he’s suddenly the one w his face smushed into a pillow with his ass up in the air. He’s so bratty, he’s definitely not giving up his position without a fight..except he still loses and he has to accept the fact that he likes being pounded in the ass and being called puppy. He’s never moaned so pathetically in his life.

[kawaii-koneko-chan0912]

First Time In Lingerie - Kalpas

Summary: Kalpas tries on lingerie for the first time and surprises reader with his...enthusiasm.

“Really? Silk? Do I look like a silk kind of guy to you?” Kalpas squints at you, holding up the bra that would accompany the bikini cut panties around his hips. “What about the, uh, the mesh looking ones. They look cool.”

Who knew he would be so unabashed about trying on lingerie. You sigh and take a black sheer mesh bra and panties combo, offering the hanger to him as he strips the silk panties. “You have interesting taste, Kalpas.”

“Hey, I think I look badass in these!” He insists, putting on the panties easily enough but struggling with the bra. Well, it’s more of two triangles strung together with a slit in the middle of each cup, so you don’t blame him for taking a while to figure it out.

“The triangles go on your tits, dear,” you tell him bemusedly, hiding a smile behind your hand when he thanks you absentmindedly.

Once he has the set on, he holds his arms akimbo and grins at you, posing and flexing his muscles. “Mesh looks better than silk, doesn’t it?” For once, you don’t feel like arguing with him. Not when you can see his cock clearly straining against the delicate, fine mesh, already dripping from the tip. When his pink nipples poke out of the slits, perky and diamond hard.

“Mmm, that’s one way to put it,” you purr, taking a seat and crossing your legs. “Why don’t you try this on?” A hanger with what looks like a mesh jockstrap is offered to him.

Kalpas takes one look at it and grumbles, “Did Elysia put you up to that?”

“Elysia?”

“Yeah, she’s always mumbling something about me wearing jockstraps.” He sighs but takes it anyway.

Ah, Elysia. “No, she didn’t,” comes your reply, though it’s somewhat distant as you watch him fumble with the jockstrap too. “I just wanted to see your ass exposed, that’s all.”

This time he can’t quite figure out which leg goes where. After a good while of swearing and stumbling and staring, Kalpas finally gets it and adjusts the straps on his ass as he looks at himself in the mirror. “Exposed, eh?” He twists and turns and finally angles himself so his back is to you, his head turned so he can still see you over his broad shoulder. “Well, that’s one way to put it.” He’s mocking you now, you’re sure, but you’re so distracted by the toned globes of his perfect ass that you don’t really care.

Biting your lip, you cross and uncross your legs. “Bend over, baby.” You can’t resist yourself.

To your surprise, he doesn’t argue, only smirks as he bends down as far as he can, his knees locked so his ass is perfectly displayed. “Like this?”

“Yes, just like that.” Your voice trails off and you stand up, moving to him so you can squat right in front of his ass. “Now stay there a while, baby.” Pressing a kiss to his ass cheek, you shoot him a nasty grin from between his legs. “I want to have some fun.”

With his asshole exposed to you, his cock and balls held in a mesh sling just below it, you press a kiss to that tight hole, that winking ring of muscles that brings you so much joy. Well, him too. Kalpas jumps when you lick around the rim, sucking on the tender skin and biting down on the mound of his taint until he’s shaking, his hands gripping at his shins so tightly that his skin starts to bruise.

It’s only when his asshole is absolutely dripping with saliva and his cock has slipped out of the mesh that you stop and stand up. Kalpas is moaning softly under his breath, all of his concentration on balancing himself and not falling over.

“How’s the lingerie feel, baby?”

He swallows a couple of times before he replies, his body flexing under you as you spread his asscheeks wide. “G-good.” His answer is clipped, forced through gritted teeth. You don’t blame him though, not when you slip a hastily lubed finger into his willing ass. “Really good.”

“Now are you talking about the lingerie or my finger?” You can’t resist teasing him just a little longer.

A strained laugh bursts out of his mouth and Kalpas grins at you through the mirror. “Can’t it be both?”

Oh, he’s just so adorable. Adorable enough that you slip another finger in to reward him, turning your wrist so your fingertips dig against his prostate after a bit of searching.

That breaks his posture just a little, enough for him to sway and be balanced by your hand on his hip. He groans gutturally, his teeth bared and eyes squinted, and somehow manages to grin through that stricken expression. “It’s both it’s both. Oh god yeah it’s both. Oh fuck!”

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I can imagine edging with Kalpas. He'd definitely do it to tease you until you're sobbing and desperate for his touch, and then make you cum more times than you can count. But also imagine tying his wrists together and doing it back. He's an impatient man, and when he's used to obtaining what he wants on his own, he finds it hard to hold (in my opinion)

Kalpas and edging is an absolute must regardless of if he's on top or not. He loves to make you squirm, watching the way the frustration slowly seeps into your features in pouting lips and little pricks of tears in the corners of your eyes.

It gives him a rush of power, and he absolutely loves that.

But however, this is one of the ways to get him to be a mess. It's true he isn't keen on being denied.

So if you were to catch him by surprise at the right moment and restrain him? He'll definitely be cocky about it, but knowing his strength there's no predicting he will just burn off the restraints and flip you over .

At first, when you start, he'll be snappy, irritable. Why are you doing this again? Just let him finish so he can rid himself of the restraints and he can make you feel good...but after a few more times of getting so close oh for it to be taken away-

His hips will quiver, following your touch when you pull back, his fiery amber eyes unfocused and hazy with his desire, and for once he's not holding back the gasps and moans that leave his lips.

He'll beg, plead, anything for your touch. He's not entirely well behaved as a sub, still so impatient, but my god it's beautiful to witness

But at the same time, his obedience never lasts long. The moment he finally is allowed to come undone, he'll rip off the restraints and flip you right on your back. After all why doesn't he go ahead and give back exactly what you did to him?

So you better be prepared because he's not done with you yet.

[kawaii-koneko-chan0912]

I will be writing more smut for the men of honkai including Keven, Su, Kalpas, Welt, and Owl aka Chen Tianwu so feel free to send reguests for smut about them 

Also I will be writing some dom reader content for Kalpas, Su, and Owl as well so that is welcome too

[kalpasio]

HELLO???

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Requests: Kalpas

if you would be ok with me writing your ideas for Kalpas, I'm open to asks!

update: I'm still fine with taking asks! but!! at this point I have a couple and it will take me more than a month to get to any new ones so please just be aware it'll take me some time!

I will always take asks about your headcannons or my own, but any longer works are written on a whim. I do not control the writing, I merely write until my wrist falls off and hope that the words make a complete sentence.

Genuinely my interests in a character will change overnight, you would not believe the wip pile I have because my brain suddenly decides it hates the character it was obsessed with 2 hours ago

A lot of my works are just a bunch of small hcs or scenarios I have thought of or seen smashed together so if you send me hcs or I post some in response to an ask I will always try to link those to the work. I want to make sure people get credit for their ideas, even if they're on anon.

Feel free to call me Zaria or Zari (or Tamale if you're coming from ao3)

Or whatever really, so long as I can tell you're referring to me

she/her/they doesn't bother me either way

I'm a college student who enjoys writing in my free time (I know this is like code for "I'm a bad writer with 2 stories and then I drop off the grid" but I promise I genuinely write for stress relief, and I am very stressed at school so we'll be good!)

I mostly write fluff and angst x reader

As of now, I don't think I'll be writing nsfw mostly because my ace ass hasn't even been in a relationship and I want to become more comfortable with writing in general first.

That being said! I'm 100% here for short nsfw headcannons or asks so please minors DNI. If I do end up writing any smut it'll probably end up on ao3, though I will post a link here.

Speaking of asks

Asks/not-requests

If you just wanna post something, that's chill

If you want my thoughts on something, that's chill

If you wanna ask questions or talk about something I've written, that's chill

I'm not comfortable writing for or talking about minors, though there are a few characters I am ok with writing for if they're aged up (Damian Wayne or certain Persona characters off the top of my head)

Non-con is a hard no. Yandere is almost always a no. Dub-con is on thin fucking ice and usually depends on a whole lot of things.

Sometimes Tumblr eats asks!! If you think you sent something that was totally reasonable and I don't respond to it in like a couple weeks, try sending it again!

(at the end of the day, if you send something I'm not comfortable with, I'll let you know, or in extreme cases I just won't respond, so don't stress about it too much!)

Honestly I'm going to be writing either way, and I really just want to get my stories out on the odd chance someone has the same interest. Some of these stories are kinda niche or the reader has traits that I personally have or want for them. If someone enjoys them, great! If it's not your cup of tea, that's fine too! They'll be here until Tumblr gets sold off for the 57th time and loses so much money the shoestring holding it together falls apart.

Sorry for the super long post, List of games I've played below, it's even longer don't even look at it.

Fire Emblem:

Sacred Stones (ask me about Boston Grandma)

Awakening (If Camilla is dragon mommy, Cherche is dragon mom and I love her more)

Fates (Oh please don't start a fight)

Three Houses (oh please don't start a fight)

Like half of Radiant Dawn (Thank you Vimm's lair)

Heroes (You can always tell when Cuboon draws the art)

Overwatch (I have yet to play 2 and I'm not sure I want to)

Honkai Impact (HoS has modified my mind and now she and the flame chasers own me)

I am also fine with writing for APHO! I actually have a story in the works for the MC (man's got like 20 names)

Genshin Impact (Ohhh I could make a bonfire from this wip pile)

Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild (I have like four other loz games and just haven't played them. Thank you Vimm's lair)

Kid Icarus (I used to have the biggest crush on Dark Pit when I was younger hhhh)

Borderlands 3 (2 makes me so motion sick)

Persona 4 Golden (now with graphics!)

Persona 5 (Not Royal, I'll play it when it comes to pc)

Hollow Knight (I'm not sure how comfortable I am writing this, but I love the game to bits)

Tekken 7 (I have-no joke-17 hours on this game but I am more than willing to read the wiki for some of these characters)

Valkyria Chronicles 4 (I might have to replay it)

Transistor (bought it for the ost, stayed for the gameplay)

Bastion (bought it because of Transistor, stayed for the gameplay and ost)

I love supergiant Darren Korb, I own Hades but have not played it because I know I'll be obsessed for like a month

Devil May Cry 5 (I haven't played the previous games, do with that what you will)

Anime:

In advance, I watched these like almost a decade ago so I might be a bit rusty. Most of them I really care for though, and I'll take recommendations!

Ouran High School Host Club (I'm so sorry)

Soul Eater (I can't remember if I ever finished this...uhhhh)

Fruits Basket (the like 90's version, not the more recent one. Hatsuharu ruined my life tho)

Sailor Moon (Sailor Jupiter my beloved)

Fullmetal Alchemist (Fu Hua killed Meas Hughes)

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (I get these two mixed up, I should rewatch them both, right?)

One Piece (I don't think I got past episode 200, I will be so inaccurate)

RWBY (If you count this, I think I'm behind by a season)

I am so terribly sorry if you read through all of that. If I have something that's not listed, feel free to ask anyway! I really like making horrible guesses about characters and then actually seeing them in their game or show and finding out how inaccurate I was (half the time my guess is just "oough ladie")

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Ass Slapping — Kalpas(s)