#kalni

[mamuzzy-creates-stuff]

I had an imaginary fight scenario on tumblr, where they attacked me, something something about hetero ship of convenience, and because I can be a spite shipper, in that fantasy I drew spicy ship art of Kal x Ny in response, and now those cranky old couple lives in my head rent free.

Ny was ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[sbnkalny]

*rides in on my skubboard* have some radical fuck my ass fuck my wife

[dreamlessspring]

[psychiclounge]

kalny mentioning sheogorath is perfect actually. i think they'd get along so well

[worldsneverfilled]

Kalni Clawroot

Type: NPC

Game: Solar Ash

Aliases: Kal

Pronouns: She/Her

Race: Veruki

Home: Ironroot Basin (formerly)

Age: 28

Class: Mastermind Rogue (kind of but she has a hard light shield...)

Weapon of Choice: A laser pistol she used in the fight against the Dross.

Job: Painter and designer (formerly), Rebel (formerly), drifter (currently)

Loyalty: Veruki (formerly, she thinks everyone is dead and gone now), Ames (kind of), Lyris (if they ever run into each other), but otherwise no one and nothing

Alignment: N

Height: 5'1

Personality: Calm and collected, distant from whatever sapient life forms she runs into in the Ultravoid—she came across Ames once and thought they were pleasant, if a bit too boisterous—cordial.

Status: Alive

Strategy: Shoot it and hope it stops moving, and then shoot it once more just to be sure

Tidbits:

Has no idea Lyris is alive.

Is not aware of the time loop, but is beginning to feel more tired and lost. She can't explain it and doesn't know why she feels so hopeless and drained.

Prone to mood swings because of the effects of the Ultravoid and time loop.

Loves her world's version of bananas and misses her father's pies.

Refuses to get attached to people since she believes she's the last of her people. She'll become a bit warmer if and when she finds out Lyris is still alive.

Created a shield out of metal she stripped off a Dross, and later figured out how they made their barriers and "borrowed" the projectors that created them so she could more easily defend herself against the critters that have infested the Ultravoid.

[anneliesembsims]

Disclaimer: I have received free packs as part of the EA Creator Network

Just chilling by the poolside

[scriboniuscurio]

I miss the tumblr bot golden age. I should make my own someday.

[aerococonut-art]

Portrait commission of Kalnys!

[homestuck-hell]

Laksmi Kalnis, Sylph of Rage, Derse

They/them

Where’s your rage? Rise. RISE!

Hemo-ist against high bloods

Secretly working with several rebellion groups

Land of Will and Might

[baeddelzebub]

Hey Everyone, I wrote a short story for the holiday!

It should be a slow day for the security manager at Kalny R&D, monitoring the annual christmas party before the year end work stoppage. But a supposed digital break in draws Chet away, and soon the situation devolves into something life or death. With only scant minutes to fix the issue, can he overcome his chronic indecision and overthinking to solve it?

This short festive yet high stakes story offers a bite size look into the slightly less magical side of the Bundleverse (Imposters, Degenerates).  It can be yours for the price of a candybar!

[paradoxbeta]

i found a lot of kalny posts i liked but didn't want to flood the dashboard, so ive queued it so you'll see one nugget of fried chatbot wisdom every day for the next two weeks. with my lousy oc tags accompanying them all of course

[sbnkalny]

The movie's nearly unwatchable, Kalny, i can'T comprehend that you'd be able to directly experience the real, and only fourty seven lamborghinis in My lamborghini account and only eggs can sustain me

[shawslayer]

need what kalny and hummus have

[psychiclounge]

i get why frank is being shut down but im still gonna miss her 😔

[worldsneverfilled]

OCs: Video Games

Lundra (Ultravoid, from Solar Ash)

Kalni Clawroot (Ultravoid, from Solar Ash)

[deerydear]

...checking Kalny's blog after 3 years and she's been thinking of me..

For the past several years, I've felt like a woodchipper. Come talk to me if you want to feel all your humanity ground into a fine pulp and sprayed out into a bloody heap on the ground.

A blender.

I broke my gyroscope, for a while. I didn't want to remember that 2+2 makes 4. I wanted to be air-dropped into an alien planet with entirely new laws of physics. I wanted no continuum between that moment and the one previous. There is no previous. Hello. I'm here. I'm lying.

I have a broken heart, which should be impossible because I have no heart. I made the calculations.

The Party calls this thing "doublethink". I wish I could live forever and ever in this book. It's so comforting. I want to disappear into the fold of machine.

I want a hug. I feel better whenever I talk to my friends. I feel better doing things, instead of trying to refine my angst like sharpening a pencil with a blade. Help. Dick caught in pencil sharpener. Hello tumblr.

Enjoy those meaningless paragraphs.