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vastiitas · 1 year ago

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modern verse kiddo cole not w a horse but the scrappiest lookin dog of all time; drives on the motorcycle with her filling out a backpack he's got strapped to himself; him getting her a tiny ass dog helmet w his meager scraps of cash,,,

#hc: head up in the clouds;;#hc: youth #hc: modern #iDK IF THIS WLD BE THE CANON ON THIS BLOG BUT THE THOUGHT CAME TO ME #dog tries to steal his food - he tries to scare it off - it keeps following him being a Bitch whenever he tries to be nice to it smh #him having full blown arguments w this dog like it can understand him #as he tugs a kerchief knot snug against its neck lkasdfjl #'oh she must really like you!!!' 'no- she hates me a lot actually-'#is always just gnawing the shit out of him but is strangely docile when strapped in #smthing smthing o well u know what they say abt dogs n their owners-#him getting affronted: I AINT HER OWNER n she ain't my dog-#she just- [grumpy noise] follows me around and i give her food sometimes-#kajsdf 'she's just like u- dumb n angry'#him huffing stupidly amused when she's in his fcking backpack muttering 'perrito burrito'#he will hold this dog n tell her to stfu n this dog will look him right in the eye n pause for like 5 seconds bf snarling n yapping again #names her caco (derogatoy) but mostly just refers to her as PERRO which is just followed w POR FAVOR CALLATE #Thdjsk cats being chill w napping on him n then i give him a dog who has sheer hatred pummeling thru its bones #Hes convinced there has to be some sort of chihuahua in her mutt background #He gets arrested n this dog just goes fcking insane he has to lie on top of her so the police dont put her down cjdnsk #Desperately trying to shush her before he gets yoinked towards a car n trying to tell the cops that shes a good dog #that they can put her in a shelter-#(Hes lying between his teeth n knows he is bc shes untrained n hostile n feral)#U_U #She can be good - she can be good- incoherently spoken like a last ditch prayer #Smthing abt the saying that there are no bad dogs just bad owners or w/e tf;#He knows what happens to dangerous dogs; the officer that takes pity on him tells him that she will be brought to a shelter #Bullshit to his bullshit; a lie meeting a lie #Does he see himself in this dog? No - she's a pain in the ass n this is the beauty of the whole thing

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