#kait

[veevadoovee]

she loves it guys dw

[dimensionsix]

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

@readyforthegarden this is me telling you it's ON SIGHT

[doublydaring]

Ron what are your top favorite tv shows

hi kait. thank you sooo much for this ask. television is my first and true love and i have a great many things to say about it.

Black Sails - Black Sails is like a show made in a lab to please me. It is a prequel to Robert Louis Stevenson's "Treasure Island" which integrates the fake pirates from the book with the real pirates of history. It is about my number one interest of all time, historiography, the way that we tell the story of history. It is about the way that society uses stories and shame to control people. Its epic.

Trust FX - A miniseries. This is also about historiography, you will sense a theme. This is about the Getty kidnapping. It is full of beautiful sexy Italians and horrible horrible Americans. Brendan Fraser slays as a PI slash Greek Chorus. Luca Marinelli gives the performance to end all performances as Primo Nizzuto.

Justified - A tribute to the now rightfully dead Western Genre Justified is about a bunch of guys who suck that you cannot help but root for. A big city Marshall is forced to return to his hometown of Harlan, Kentucky after shooting a man. Some of the greatest characters of all time come from this show. Raylan Givens, Dickie Bennet, Dewey Crowe, Tim Gutterson, Rachel Brooks, and above all, Boyd Crowder. If you are compelled by slow talking, fast drawing men with problems, you will love this brilliantly witty crime drama.

MASH - Hawkeye Pierce is like a real friend to me. This too is about historiography. 11 seasons of swirling 70s sleaze and the hardest hitting antiwar commentary wrapped up in the warm and fuzzy packaging of a pleasantly green sitcom. In the first season Frank asks Hawkeye if he's ever serious, Hawkeye responds "I tried it once, everybody laughed," and it felt like my life flashing before my eyes. Trapper John McIntyre, BJ Hunnicutt, Margret Houlihan, these are just a few of the greatest characters ever written. And they're on mash.

This is where things get hard, this answer has changed a lot over the years, a few years ago, It's Always Sunny would have been like 2 on this list, as far as number of funny episodes, its still pretty high up there, I also have to mention The Monkees of course, Turn: Washington's Spies was a formative classic for me and me alone, Star Trek: The Next Generation is brilliant. There are the modern classics, Succession, Severance, and Santa Clarita Diet. The old greats, Cheers, Taxi, Star Wars the Clone Wars. My past obsessions, Jonathan Creek, TAITV, I Made America, Torchwood. Flight of The Concords and What We Do In The Shadows informed my humor so much. But I think in the end the 5th greatest television program is the San Diego Padres. Not a show in the traditional sense, but TV certainly, and a program I have probably spent more time watching than any other.

[softvelvetwords]

A Little lady bug

Landed on my windshield

Climbed across it

Like her own little Everest

I’m about to pull onto the highway

I say

This isn’t safe for you

I hear a small voice respond

I need a ride

That’s enough for me

I merge onto the highway

Mindful of my speed

She turns to face the cars ahead

Enjoying the view

Sticking her feet to the window

like superglue

I drive 5 below on the freeway

Keeping her safe

like a child

But ladybugs are lucky creatures

Which makes me wonder

Who’s protecting who?

I pull off my exit for work

And when I turned to look for her

She was gone

[holdingup-fallingsky]

i got us a heart shaped coffin with pics of Sam and Danny plastered to the inside so we can go together 😌 (also new fall theme is cuuuuttee!!!)

Oh my god call that suffering in styleeeeeeee

[sadgirlautumn]

hey autumn! Just wanted to say you’re one of the few people who finally inspired me to start reading again a few months ago! I’ve been loving it soooo much. One of the only things making me happy.

I hope you’re doing well!! 💜💜💜

Kait 🥹 this is so sweet!!! I’m so glad that I could help inspire you to start reading again! Books are truly so wonderful and although maintaining the urge to read can be so hard it’s always the best feeling when you find a book that makes it worth it. I’m sending you so much love and I hope you’ve been doing well too!! This evening ended up being surprisingly nice and this made my night even better. 💕💕

[iamthecomet]

Here’s a little ghoul thought:

Swiss and Rain looking down in awe at the way Dew’s hair halos around his head as he sleeps, golden strands arching in beautiful lines of motion like something out of a masterpiece. It normally would be a crime to disturb such beauty, however… he was supposed to wait up for them.

The two look up at each other with twin mischievous grins, Swiss counting off silently before they both flop down across Dew, squishing him in a rude wake up call.

Also I just think that the closer you let Swiss and Rain get to one another the goofier they both become :)

(I’m sorry the body is being traitorous and hope ya feel better soon ♡ :D )

ASDSAF thank you for this, Kait! I love it so much. I agree with you. I think that Swiss and Rain turn into a problem when they're alone together for too long. They come up with the goofiest plans and ideas. Swiss has dumb ideas, Rain enables him, it's a terrible (hilarious) combo. Dew absolutely scratched the shit out of both of them after that, and then pretended he didn't do it on purpose ("you can't just CRUSH A GUY and expect not to get scratched"). He definitely did it on purpose.

[veevadoovee]

this woman got her head bashed by hank and still lived she's like a roach

[forlorn-crows]

I mean I’M thinking about tentacles, Rain, and lake wife. Remember when that cupping therapy was really big with athletes cause it “improves bloodflow” to the surrounding tissues ?

I’m just thinking about there being these weird suction cup bruises all across Rain’s back that are so evident one day when he goes swimming. Somebody tries to be like oh, Rain is a swimmer he must be doing cupping therapy to improve blood flow, for swimming reasons. Meanwhile Rain is just like yeah bloodflow is certainly increasing somewhere o.0, just not there.

Lake wife is just a little handsy (rightfully so)

mmmm those really big suckers towards the base of her tentacles, near the junction of her body, latched onto his back probably to pin him down, kneading and pulling on the skin until the skin turns purple. but, we all know where he really likes those suckers...

and of COURSE she's handsy, she's literally all hands! tentacles galore!

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

@readyforthegarden @silks-up-my-sleeve having a hivemind moment

[cuvaj-mi-ljubav-beograde]

explicit kait

[doublydaring]

Top 5 songs by women #askron

to keep things interesting i am only allowed to do one song by each woman. in no particular order:

Delicate, Petite and Other Things I'll Never Be by Against Me! - this song makes me want to bark like a dog in fact this whole album does. I'm crazy for it.

Real Live Bleeding Fingers and Broken Guitar Strings by Lucinda Williams - maybe in reality this list should be all Lucinda Williams songs but that doesn't seem fair so I'm picking one I love right now but they're all perfect and if you don't listen to her you should.

Stolen Wind by The Midnight Pine - LOCAL BAND ALERT I saw these people at like a street festival 10 years ago and have never stopped being haunted by this woman's voice. Awake Now is a perfect album that no one has ever heard but I am doing my part to change that.

Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen - perfect pop music. okay?

For My Lover by Tracy Chapman - expand your mind beyond fast car. Tracy Chapman has wonderful catalogue of songs to fucking rip your heart out.

Thank you so much Kait your questions always bring me such joy. If you ask me this question tomorrow I could have 5 more songs for you #feminism

[softvelvetwords]

I hold your picture in the moonlight

Your smile peeking through the glass

Your eyes begging to be seen

In a way only your first daughter could know

I can’t save you

Just as you couldn’t save me

I’m making my peace with that

Day by day

I walk alone amongst the people I love

Patiently putting out fires in my mind

And one day

Someone will smile at my photo in the moonlight

And my eyes will smile back

[iowntheworldandyou]

Prentice by @worldlydesiretemple

Kaitlyn by maggienycto_2 on twitter

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Kait by Asteltainn