#kaia leech

[lindszeppelin]

Hey Linds!

I’m so stuffed on popcorn watching all this hilarious PR drama, so I decided to pop in for an observation.

What’s amazing to me is how perfectly these events are matching the first L&S article from Austin’s team. The timelines so far match exactly what was predicted there (over by end of summer) and the slow “deflating” of the relationship to avoid vicious blowback from the powerful Gerber camp.

The July forced pap walks were her last ditch effort to keep herself attached to Austin. But it was such a pathetic fail that everyone could see something was off.

So basically since then she’s running all over the world and social media dropping her angsty “candids” and innuendos while mommy shows up every so often to remind us that she’s somebody’s nepo baby.

I get this feeling that Austin is just off working and doing his thing while she makes an idiot of herself in an attempt to generate maximum attention. I’m pretty sure the only people who are upset by any of this are (Hollywood) leeches and (fandom) shippers. The rest of the world is some magical blend of (1) could not possibly care less and (2) happy for Austin.

I am so looking forward to the official ending and the announcement — but I don’t need that to feel the giddy that’s she’s fully in the rear view.

It's all coming together just like the article laid out! Everyone besides the obvious seem to be actually happy about the Kaia and Marcello pairing lol. I don't care who she attaches herself to, the more she keeps doing shit like this the sooner we are to splitsville

[ausssbutlershortstories]

Kaia with her Bottoms co-stars in LA lol...such a coincidence she's put together when the paps just catch her and other up and coming actors on an outing. Imo this is her way of trying to start being seen as a serious actor, considering she has 2 premieres in September if I remember correctly. Sad truth is she is an awful actress, who's coasting by on the backs of her more talented friends, who, for whatever reason, tolerate her leeching off them.

She in my opinion she should stick to modeling . She’s good at that . Acting is definitely not for her at all. Idk why people haven’t told her the truth smh

[austinslounge]

I had never read that article before considering that before she started dating Austin I didn't even know who Kaia Gerber was and I never cared about Jacob Elordi (I don't like him either as an actor or as a person). The article demonstrates many things: 1) It is useless to rejoice when it seems that a relationship is going well, because a couple can break up shortly afterwards. 2) We can see how much Kaia does not take her acting career seriously. Not because she doesn't really want to be an actress, but she seemed to admire Jacob for his work and experience because "he's gone to drama school", so why doesn't she go to drama school too? 3) "So I'm like, 'Oh, I'm definitely going to be using you as a resource.'" Sure, she probably meant for help preparing for the role (even though he wasn't much help because she was totally terrible in AHS), but the words she used still make it clear what kind of person she is. "Using" someone is wrong but for her it's normal.

Girl preach!! 👏

You are so spot on with this comment above. 💯

I never really was a fan of Jacob either, but I kind of followed him and Kaia's dating relationship a little bit mainly because I'm a fan of Zendaya, and I always felt that the way that Jacob jumped from Zendaya to Kaia was a bit sus (but that's a topic for another day 👀).

Anyway, so I have watched how this girl operates for years, even before she started dating Austin.

You are so right about not being overly invested in celebrity relationships. Like we established yesterday, these relationships are usually short-lived, some of them not even genuine (look at Benana for reference lol 😆), and we also never know what's going on bts. Even long-term celebrity romances can fizzle out and die unexpectedly one day. Look at Austin and Vanessa! I just knew they'd get married one day. 😔 Nope! So yea, it's useless to idolize these relationships imo.

Girl, Kaia definitely does not take her acting seriously. She just leeches info off of her actor boyfriends, and uses her connections to further her career. 😑 If she had been taking acting lessons, we would be seeing a huge improvement since AHS, but we haven't. It annoys me sm that people like her can continue to suck at her job, and still get promoted with more roles, whereas us regular folk would end up getting fired from our jobs if we're continuing to be THAT bad after all these years. 🙄

Bingo!

[mirandamckenni1]

Liked on YouTube: Sci-Fi Short Film "Apotheosis" | DUST || https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlcuKadMBlE || Explore the DUST Multiverse on our App: https://bit.ly/DUSTChannel Selene, a young aerospace engineer, dreams of going to space, but was born naturally in this near-future society where the first generation of genetically engineered humans has come of age and has more privileges than those born like Selene. When her mother loses her job, Selene decides to compete against these genetically engineered humans in order to secure a job position on the first habitable space colony, Rusk Venture's Ourania. However, she'll be competing against her friend Fabrizio, Rusk's engineered son. Their friendship is pushed to the limit as their willpower and determination are put to the test. "Apotheosis" by Max Pearce Connect with the Filmmaker: https://ift.tt/VHtocZ7 "Apotheosis" Credits: Selene - Rene Leech Fabrizio - Dor Gvirtsman Minerva - Jane Casserly Rusk - Ross Turner Trainer - Vincent Stalba Newscaster - Wei Wilson Swimmer 1 - Hallie Kingsey Swimmer 2 - Oscar Martinez Baile Swimmer 3 - Rielle Oase Swimmer 4 - Keanu Ross-Cabrera Director - Max Pearce Produced by - Maria Sara Santoro Co-Producer - Brian DeAngelis Written by - Max Pearce & Maria Sara Santoro Director of Photography - John Burroughs Hanle Production Designer - Maria Sara Santoro Edited by - Riley Sweeney Lynch Costume Designer - Sonya Berg Visual Effects by - Shaman Marya Music by - David Myles Lewis Associate Producers - Hatuey Rodriguez, Josh Powell First Assistant Director - Tony Gx Shi Second Assistant Director - Yizhi Shi First Assistant A Camera - Catalina Parra First Assistant B Camera - Amber Rose Jones Second Assistant A Camera - Sayali Upadhye Second Assistant B Camera - Caleb Smith, June Kim Steadicam Operator - Lars Struck Gaffer - Louven Ryes Key Grip - Laura Stone G&E Swings - Sean Farley, Chris Hall, Chris Ube, Cory Ewing, Devon Johns Sound Design - Carter Tate Sound Recorder - Evan Hartney Sound Mixer - Vera Tin Art Director - Cat Johnson Set Decorator - Addison Rolleri Hair and Make-up - Kaia Langois Set Production Assistants - Ziqi Huang, Bingliang Li, Victoria Interiano, Greg Shell, Elizaveta Kaminski, Tayla Dixon Script Supervisors - Santos Herrera, Ian Kent, BTS Photographer - Rielle Oase Storyboards - Nhan Le Concept Art - Catherine Wu Additional Visual Effects by - Josh Steede Colorist - John Burroughs Hanle Titles and Credits by - Craig Lief On-Set Lifeguards - Devon Coates, Kyle Brandstater USC Faculty Advisors - Mike Fink, Brenda Goodman Festivals & Distribution/Licensing - Sandrine Faucher Cassidy Catering by - Too Tasty Catering Stock Footage Provided by - Pexels A USC Short FIlm Subscribe to the DUST and ALTER newsletter: https://ift.tt/OeWPSBf Subscribe to DUST on YouTube: http://bit.ly/2aqc5vh #DUST #scifi #shortfilm About DUST: DUST presents thought-provoking science fiction content, exploring the future of humanity through the lens of science and technology. From timeless classics to cutting-edge movies, series, short films, and podcasts, DUST acquires, produces and distributes all content types. DUST is also available on Amazon FireTV, AndroidTV, AppleTV, Fubo, IMDBTV, iOS, Peacock, Roku, Redbox, Samsung TV, Sling, STIRR, Tivo, Vizio, Xumo and 7Plus. On our OTT platforms, we offer cutting-edge and classic feature films, series, podcasts, and our entire shorts library. #TheFutureAwaits Watch on the DUST App: https://bit.ly/DUSTChannel Subscribe to the DUST Newsletter: https://bit.ly/signal_newsletter" Connect with DUST Website: https://ift.tt/UdAKuWp Sign-up for DUST newsletter: https://ift.tt/a1FEv05 Watch DUST on your TV: Available on Roku, Samsung TV, Apple TV, Android TV...and more Watch more on YouTube: http://bit.ly/2amTSen Follow Us on Facebook: http://bit.ly/2aqYgtZ Follow Us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/2amAhRt Listen to the DUST podcast: Apple: http://bit.ly/DUST-Audio Spotify: http://bit.ly/DUST-Spotify Stitcher: http://bit.ly/DUST-Stitcher Castbox: http://bit.ly/DUST-Castbox iHeart: http://bit.ly/DUST-iHeart About Gunpowder + Sky: Creating content that resonates and impacts pop culture conversation, by empowering creators to take risks and experiment relentlessly in the pursuit of novel stories and formats. https://www.youtube.com/watchdust

[deceitful-darlings]

Hey man, I love your work!!! it’s some of the most well written things on this hellscape of a site. I hope you don’t mind if I throw out this ending to the Narnia twins! Hope you have a good day!!!

Mc shows up to the castle and is sneaking around to find the kids. She finds kaia in the library, crooning something in a language Mc heard jade speak before, happily reading a spell book and practicing ice magic on a squirrel, enjoying her role as a sadistic princess and adoring daughter.

Finn is in a indoor swimming pool, swimming around in a form you have never seen, with a long eel like tail instead of legs and stripes running down his chest, he seems to be talking with himself about how uncle floyd would love it here and when will dad be back with mom.

MC decided to get her kids out when jade is sleeping and slinks off to hide. When night falls and MC goes to Finns room to get him, instead of Finn by himself, it’s him, kaia and jade. The kids run up and hug mom, squeezing her and chirping about how happy they are that’s she’s here and how nice their dad is. Then jade moves in, telling his children that MC is probably tired from the day and how it’s bedtime for both of them anyways, ruffles the twins hair a bit and escorts Mc back to the bedroom that she and jade once shared. Jade is silent as stone, locking the door and chaining Mc to the bed, curling up against the struggling Mc he bites her neck and says in a flat tone that the next one he gets to name.

Nine months later the twins are curled up together in a nursery, cooing and fawning over their cute ‘n chubby baby brother named Floyd. He of course looks like a mini version of uncle floyd with droopy yellow-grey eyes and a hair stripe on his left side.

You can add or change anything you want to this ending, maybe add a bit of spice, anyways I love your work and hope that your phone charger works in any way and both sides of your pillow are cool!!!

My writing? You wrote a full on novel with far more detail than I’ve ever put in my posts on here! You guys have the skill here! Still, those two hopes are the most touching wishes I’ve ever received, I have tears in my eyes!

Poor MC, what a horrible ending for you! You aren’t sure how you managed to sneak into the castle, the staff are as discreet as they were when you was trapped here all those years ago and the thought of being captured has you on edge with your nerves shot to pieces. Every sound, movement, the smallest of twitches could have you being seen with the ice not hiding you.

You know you can’t get the twins out of the castle straight away, it’s still light meaning that if you’re caught you have less chance of managing to escape the castle. As much as you hate being in here a second longer than you have to, you know you have to wait. You have a while until nightfall, so decide to sneak around to at least catch a glimpse of them to make sure nothing terrible has happened to them whilst they’ve been here.

What you find...you can only hope is happening because Jade forced them to. Seeing Kaia’s eyes as she all but tortures the small creature in front of her with her magic. All you can do is tell yourself that she’s only doing it because she doesn’t have a choice, Jade must have told her to! Finn talking to himself about how he wishes you were with his dad must just be him reassuring himself out of fear, how could he not be nervous seeing as he’s in a different form, you were shocked and it wasn’t your body so it must be worse for him!

So when night falls and the halls go quiet, you make your way to the familiar corridor of room knowing Jade would likely keep them close until he felt he could trust them. There’s only one room that seems to have any level of noise when you decide to make your move, knowing it was probably Finn’s since he tended to stay up later headed towards it to collect him and find Kaia, but when the door opens your heart jumps into your throat.

Despite being sure you saw him leave, Jade is in the middle of the room with your children by his side, Kaia with a spellbook in hand and Finn holding a broken piece of statue. You want to rush in and snatch them away from him, to yell at them to get away from him, but your body is frozen and the words lodged in your throat. You can barely stop yourself from bursting into tears when they both run up and hug you, saying they’re glad you’re home. It’d been only a few hours and yet they already saw this place as home as opposed to the house you’d raised them in. In a single moment your years of effort and stress and fear feel pointless, and that feeling of utter hopelessness allows the first tear to drip down your face.

When Finn asks if you’re alright Jade steps in. It’s been a long and tiring day for everyone, you’re simply a bit overwhelmed by emotions knowing that you’re safe and together again. It’s getting late so the twins don’t fight when he tells them it’s time for bed, there’s plenty of time left for everyone to get properly acquainted and explore. The grip he keeps on your hip is enough to stop you breaking down into hysterics, you can’t expose Kaia and Finn to the reality of your relationship with Jade, not until they’re much older, so you let him lead you out of the room to his own not too far away.

But when the door shuts and you’re alone together, the change isn’t unexpected. The kind smile is now much more sadistic, his grip bruising as he pushes you onto the bed. You not only ran from him, you stole ten years of his childrens’ lives from him, to make up for your mistake you’ll give him a child he can be there for. The cold mental of the chain he traps your ankle in bites into your skin, but that discomfort is soon overshadowed by the searing pain of his sharp teeth sinking into your neck. Did you really think you would just return and everything would be fine? No, you need to be punished for your actions, some self reflection in complete isolation in a freezing room should do nicely which would give him some one on one time with the twins while you deal with the consequences of your actions. The twins don’t question him saying you’re sick due to the sudden temperature shift and don’t want to pass it on to them, he lets them visit just before you’re about to fall asleep so you aren’t conscious enough to try and tell them to run, when you do fall asleep, Kaia always forms ice flowers in the vase Jade placed by your bedside to help you feel better and carry on her training.

But once they’ve left to go to bed he wastes no time. To carry on your punishment he’s rough when he takes you, he doesn’t bother listening to your pleas as he tears the clothes from your body, sinks his teeth into your neck, shoulders, chest, anywhere he can reach, and mercilessly plunges his fingers into your heat, dragging his thumb across your clit and making sure to catch the sensitive bud with his nail. But he doesn’t let you cum, he’s not here to satisfy you until you realise your wrongdoings, even after he sinks his cock into you it’ll be hours before he lets you. Only when you’re completely incoherent, barely able to put together a few words to beg him to let you cum, your nerves on fire, only able to focus on the painful feeling between your legs, and this happens every night until you’re pregnant again.

He’ll stop being quite so cruel to you at this point, he doesn’t want to risk losing the baby so he’ll increase the temperature of the room again, he lets you get adequate sleep, it’s 9 months of respite from the way he treated you. But don’t think that once the baby is born that if you’re attitude hasn’t changed that he won’t do this all over again. You’ll soon learn that if you refuse him then the only way to avoid his cruelty is to be pregnant with his child, so how long will it be before you give up? Kaia and Finn were so happy when Floyd was born, and as a ruler the more descendant he has the better so don’t think he’ll hesitate in using pregnancy to break you mentally. You simply need to accept the happy family this is.

[limmastyles]

"So Harry and Olivia are not dating and Harry is completely indifferent to her, but he likes and shares the same thing that Olivia shares on her social media. Fine. I literally don't get this shit, this is the second time in a row Harry has done that."

I see that a Holivia shipper was bored again. That Michelle Obama post was shared by A LOT OF CELEBRITIES, 95% of the celebrities I'm following on Insta, it has nothing to do with the hag and Harry didn't post it because of her. Harry doesn't care about what the hag posts on her Instagram. I also posted that Michelle Obama post, does that mean I'm dating Harry ? Does that mean Kaia Gerber is also dating Harry ? Shippers you are pathetic. Get a life. Harry DOESN'T LIKE you leech.

[aandriskobold]

Session 55 of The Bastard Knights

in which some cats don't value the power of a good education, some cats spent too long in the vicinity of a good education, Leech has a bad dream and totally overreacts, and we meet an old drinking buddy and, well, drink

- While we wait for Kaze to calm down and come back, Akito tidies his office, and we ask him some more questions now he's lucid again. He says he's spoken to the moon but it just said nonsense, numbers and distances. He didn't recognise any of the magic Dream Ito did, but that doesn't mean it isn't spells. He also explains that Ito changed his thesis last minute to be about modern applications of Kaishi magic, and Sakura volunteered to be a subject. When it went wrong, her personality was destroyed and she become Koreshimeru, a warrior for Ito.

- When Kaze returns he tells us he saw the Cursed Rose, Whakaia's ship, who we worked with on the original mission to kill Dain and Ito. He also says Hiro is coming, which makes Akito panic and check his reflection. The rest of the Bastards get lunch while Kaze's parents reunite after 5 years, but Kaze follows in cat form and listens. They have a stilted, uncomfortable conversation, but towards the end Hiro laughs at a bad pun Akito makes.

- We go to find the Cursed Rose, but Kaia isn't there. Instead we're greeted by the tabaxi siblings of the crew, Rum and Malt, who tell us that Nuwi has flooded due to the moon, and insist that they are there to enrol in the university, "he's studying books," and "she's studying numbers!" Infact, the whole crew seems to have suddenly taken an interest in education: "Last time we met, your captain was a pirate." "No, she's a business major!" We lie in return and say that we're also applying as mature students, until Kaze cuts the crap and casts Suggetion to make them tell the truth - that they're trying to revert the apocalypse.

- Leech, tired for some reason even though they weren't involved in the battle, has a nap on the ship. While they do, they dream. Once again, it is a memory from the point of view of Angrboda, in which she and Leech are riding seahorses far from the city of Sovatn on a mission from Jarl Anor. At the mouth of a huge trench, Leech promises to protect their ward, and they descend. A deep voice welcomes Angrboda and the fact that she brought an ally, and reveals information about the Jarl - that he hasn't lost an election in 1400 years (since the voice's domain was smashed), and his real name is Ubaid, a servant from the plane of water. The voice, we realise, is Otamr, and he offers to team up to take down the Jarl, if Angrboda removes the barrier in the temple. Angrboda says, "Yes."

- Leech wakes up, and hears Angrboda's voice in their head. They beg her not to accept Otamr's offer, which will lead to the fall of Sovatn and genocide of the Old City, but is overjoyed to find that Angrboda can her them - the pair can speak together now. She insists that she wants to go home, to fix Sovatn, and blames the Bastards for coming and leaving without helping to fix the city. Leech agrees to go with her there, but lets her explain to the Bastards what they are doing.

- The rest of the Bastards see "Leech" wake up, and announce they are leaving to fix Sovatn, since we weren't actually helpful when we were there. The others are confused - they closed the breach, they killed Otamr's avatar, and they try to argue that if we don't fix the moon first, there won't be a Sovatn to repair. They even offer to come with Leech to put things right afterward, but "Leech" disregards all of this and simply jumps off the ship. Everyone is extremely upset by this sudden abandonment. Salvio and Elinor have a drink to deal with it, while Kaze picks the strongest member of the crew to have a fight with.

- Meanwhile KAIA (played by the same person as Leech) finds Akito's office empty and returns to the ship while facetiming her pirate fiancee Bando who's back in Nuwi. She wants to know why the fuck we're here (and punching her crew), but readily admits her own goal here, since we're old anti-imperialist fighter buddies: she wants to kill Ito, steal his planar key, and find her grandmother. But before we do all that, we all get drunk together.

[daydreamrry]

lmao these shippers really do make it obvious that Olivia has no life outside of Harry when they assume that she’s pregnant the second she stops showing up at shows and doing pap walks.

Tell me you consider your idols an irrelevant leech without telling me she’s an irrelevant leech.

Also, by some off chance she’s pregnant with Harry’s child, then why didn’t Anne include her when she literally tagged kaia in the thanksgiving post. (don’t start with the she didn’t tag gemma’s bf, it was american thanksgiving. She literally posts Gemma and her bf all the time.)

ALSO ALSOOOO, Anne’s post also shows that you don’t have to get papped with Harry every second for them to be close, y’all ever seen Harry on pap walks with Kaia? No, but they’re still close.

🙌🏽

[destinyc1020]

I really hope for kaia's sake, she didnt move in with je... lawd pretty sure je moved in with joey until he cheated... he stays leeching off his gfs

Let’s hope they don’t become a Joey 2.0... 👀

[tabloidtoc]

Life & Style, September 30

Cover: Rivals Gwen Stefani and Miranda Lambert are both pregnant and due the same day 

Page 1: Photo Flash -- Duchess Meghan Markle launches Smart Set 

Page 2: Contents 

Page 4: The Top 10 Venice Film Festival looks -- Rooney Mara, Kristen Stewart, Laura Dern, Penelope Cruz, Liv Tyler 

Page 5: Molly Sims, Scarlett Johansson, Cate Blanchett, Ruth Negga, Sienna Miller 

Page 6: Twinning -- Rachel Weisz vs. Robin Wright, Gigi Hadid vs. Olivia Culpo, Kyle Richards vs. Kimberley Garner 

Page 8: Reese Witherspoon’s secrets exposed in court 

Page 10: Kevin Hart on the road to recovery, Hannah Brown is a horror on DWTS, Whose Bracelet Is It -- Kristen Stewart, Nicky Hilton, Shawn Mendes, Brad Pitt, Miley Cyrus, Rita Ora 

Page 11: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s first days of freedom 

Page 12: Sarah Palin’s husband tells all 

Page 13: Jennifer Lopez’s diva demands, Demi Lovato shared an unedited photo of herself in a bikini, VIP Style -- Keke Palmer, Jonathan and Drew Scott, Tracee Ellis Ross, Lucas Hoge, Sara Sampaio, Andy Cohen, Lala Kent and Christina Milian, Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe 

Page 14: The Week in Photos -- Jonathan Scott and Drew Scott and Hoda Kotb and Craig Melvin and Meredith Vieira 

Page 15: Kate Middleton, Julianne Hough and Falco

Page 16: Mommy & Me -- Reese Witherspoon and son Tennessee, Serena Williams and daughter Alexis, Hilary Duff and kids Luca and Banks 

Page 18: Rita Ora, Tan France and Gigi Hadid, Chloe Bennet and Sarah Paulson 

Page 20: Cast Mates -- Downton Abbey stars Hugh Bonneville and Elizabeth McGovern and Michelle Dockery and Laura Carmichael and Allen Leech, Jennifer Lopez and Constance Wu, Shailene Woodley and Nicole Kidman 

Page 22: Rosario Dawson, Prince Harry, Kelly Clarkson and Ellen DeGeneres 

Page 24: Stars Behaving Badly -- David Beckham, Nina Dobrev, Jennifer Lawrence 

Page 26: Say What?! Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, Harry Styles, Wendy Williams, Meghan Trainor 

Page 28: Mossimo Giannulli and Lori Loughlin pre-trial vow renewal 

Page 29: Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter shacking up, Gigi Hadid and Tyler Cameron meet the parents, Romance Report Card -- Arie Luyendyk Jr., Camila Cabello, Alex Rodriguez 

Page 30: Cover Story -- Gwen Stefani and Miranda Lambert are both pregnant 

Page 34: Princess Kate Middleton’s $200K queen makeover 

Page 36: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian moving to Wyoming 

Page 38: Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen’s new war over money 

Page 40: What Stars Did on Their Summer Vacations -- Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz, Pink, Amy Schumer, Katie Holmes 

Page 41: Orlando Bloom, Khloe Kardashian, Miranda Lambert, Jessica Alba 

Page 42: Who Lives Here? Jonah Hill 

Page 44: Entertainment 

Page 45: Star Review -- Wells Adams, As Seen On-Screen -- Alison Sweeney wore Calvin Klein’s Floral Ruffle Wrap Dress in Tango when she visited Daily Pop 

Page 46: Bravolebrities in suits -- Dorit Kensley, Padma Lakshmi, Stassi Schroeder, Karlie Kloss 

Page 48: New York Fashion Week -- Ashley Graham, Zendaya 

Page 49: Kaia Gerber, Lily Aldridge 

Page 50: Style Crush -- Julianne Hough 

Page 52: Diva or Down-to-Earth? Keke Palmer

Page 53: Jax Taylor, Gigi Hadid, Vanessa Hudgens 

Page 54: Social Stars Posts of the Week -- Britney Spears, Christina Anstead and kids Taylor and Brayden and Hudson, Lindsay Lohan, Cindy Crawford 

Page 55: JoJo Fletcher and Jordan Rodgers, David Beckham, Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber, Jessica Biel 

Page 56: Horoscope -- Libra Gwyneth Paltrow, They’re Not Together But They Should Be -- Leo Justin Theroux and Aries Lady Gaga 

Page 58: Made Ya Look -- Neil Patrick Harris and Elton John 

Page 60: What I’m Into -- Angelina Pivarnick 

[lindszeppelin]

Hi Linds!

I’m stopping by for a little ramble about one of the details that has emerged in the TIFF sitch: that Kaia and Corey call each other soulmates.

I have some thoughts.

I can genuinely think of no scenario where saying that seriously while hanging on each other is okay if you are in a happy, committed relationship. The only way it might possibly be kosher is if there was a little joking “Sorry Austin! I’m just kidding!” from one or both of them as if they knew they were just making a huge fun deal of their fabulous friendship.

Like if Will Ferrell was on a red carpet with Kristin Wiig and said that… everyone would know they were playing up and joking as part of their schtick. No one would even wonder if they were, in fact, more than friends. Or if they were in a serious interview and said something like that, they might say they were “comedy soulmates” to indicate how much they click professionally. And it would be harmless and everyone would know what they meant and that no one was a threat to anyone’s partner.

But let’s pretend for a sec that Austin and K are still a couple (🤣🤣🤣 I can barely even consider it but let’s give it a shot for the sake od conversation). While Austin would not be threatened by such a display, he seems like the kind of man who would want to make it very clear publicly that he fully supported his partner in her big movie premiere.

He would have been quite visible, I believe, in cheering her on in the run up to TIFF, including those miserable forced pap walks we got all through NYC last month. He would have taken that opportunity to make it obvious he’s her guy with smiles and hugs and easy interaction between them. Instead we got endless photos of him scrolling on his phone, hiding under trucker hats, seething with annoyance at the paps, and generally demonstrating complete disinterest and at times even contempt for her. And let’s not even talk about the birthdays! 🙄

If he were involved and participating (willingly) in her life AT ALL, then there would have been a totally different catalog of photos from that time, along with be mentions of him during her SNL press and possibly even comments from him on social media — even while filming — or at least indicators that he is checked into her “big” Hollywood moment.

But ain’t none of that happening!

Because he does not give a flying fuck about her. I think he’s off living his best creative life (with personal happiness on the horizon) and her toxic bullshit in the rear view and getting smaller by the minute.

I can understand why average folks who don’t follow this stuff might not see any red flags here or even notice it. But if you have paid attention to Austin ever, it’s so glaringly obvious that they are no longer together because even she — stage five clinger/leech that she is — is going to lengths to distance herself from the situationship.

I can’t wait to officially celebrate what I believe to already be true: that Austin is racing 180 degrees in the opposite direction from this unpleasant chapter.

Until then, I’m gonna alternate between enjoying the unfolding developments and completely ignoring them. Lol

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Love, MJ

PS. I feel compelled to say that I hope (but do not expect) this girl will get thousands of hours of therapy to get her shit together, because she is extremely unwell on several levels. I do not feel any glee over her vivid decline. But I also don’t feel sorry for her. Nothing but good would come from her seeking qualified professional help, but I doubt that’s the route she’ll take.

Hi again my friend!

There truly is no scenario in which calling another man your soulmate is appropriate when you're with a guy. Of course, this is a PRship we're talking about and Kaia never loved Austin or had genuine care for him in the first place. So long as Austin was the thing that made her in the headlines and gave her good press that was all fine with her. Her disregard for his feelings and him as a person is obvious. And same from him to her. I think he cared for her in the beginning, he's not someone devoid of care like she is. But he soon realized how despicable of a person she is. Which is why he clearly doesn't give a shit if she makes out with her friends of if she calls Corey her soulmate, because he has no regard for her or her feelings either.

Just goes to show that Kaia is distancing herself from Austin, and he from her in return. Calling another man her soulmate, the love of her life, touching him on the carpet, flirting with him, pressing her entire front into his body without a care, and saying "your parents" to ham fuel the people talking about them online...all point to one thing. The end lol

[ausssbutlershortstories]

KG being spotted with Kyle Mclachlan at that concert was not a coincidence: https://deadline.com/2024/09/connie-britton-kyle-maclachlan-kaia-gerber-cast-prime-video-overcompensating-1236097061/

Girl is working overtime schmoozing up to people with her very limited acting talents. I knew she'd aim to do comedy, cause people might not notice you have 0 emotional range. And some people still think she's not a leech. Btw I think they haven't announced a breakup cause of work stuff she has going on. Let's see how things unfold from here.

She should aim to do comedy since her acting skills are a fucking joke

[marril96]

Cold Feet

Pairing: Rowena x reader

Summary: Reader has a thing for Rowena’s feet. Rowena indulges her.

Warning: Kinky.

Editor: @oswinthestrange

Rowena's feet were pale and wee, dusted with light, golden freckles. There was nothing you loved more than her padding up to you and propping herself up on the tips of her toes to give you a kiss.

On the tips of her tiny, lovely, adorable toes.

Barefoot, she always looked smaller. There was a vulnerability to it, a tenderness you couldn't quite explain. You just knew it was there, and you found it impossibly endearing. Without high heels to add a few inches to her height, she was almost miniature. It was cute, a sentiment she didn't seem to share, pouting and whining whenever you said it out loud. She didn't do cute — she was adamant about it. Said it made her feel like a child.

Too bad (for her, at least) it was true.

You took her right foot in your hands. Your hands gently trailed over its top, tracing the veins protruding out of her skin like spiderwebs. Her skin was as soft as a baby's, smooth, perfect. You never tired of touching it, of touching her, all of her, for every piece of her was just as perfect, just as beautiful, just as inviting.

Sprawled on the bed, Rowena watched you. Her eyes traced your movements, anticipation building up in them. Her mouth was curled into a smirk, a teasing, wicked one. While feet weren't something she was particularly interested in, she knew hers were a turn on for you. There was no harm in letting you play with them. You always rewarded her more than generously. Besides, having lived for almost four hundred years, she welcomed something different. Plain old vanilla was boring. Kinks were much more fun, even if they weren't her particular flavor.

You'd indulged her yesterday. Tonight was your night.

Your finger brushed Rowena's toes. They were the cutest things, little, round, one of your favorite parts of her. Her nails were painted red, deep, crimson, sexy. It was your request. The color made them look all the more delectable.

You pressed a kiss her big toe, then, slowly, carefully, took it into your mouth. You sucked on the tiny digit like a vampire leeching off someone's neck. After a moment, you released it with a wet plop. The taste, sweet, a tad salty, so, so Rowena, lingered in your mouth. You wanted more. You wanted your mouth on her, all of her. You wanted to taste every part of her until there wasn't a single bit left untouched, unkissed, unmarked. She was yours, and you wanted her to know it.

You let out a small moan, the thoughts overwhelming you. Wetness pooled between your legs, soaking the sheet underneath you. Rowena made you weak. You didn't know how she was doing it, but the mere thought of her was enough to make you come undone. The woman was magic, more potent than any drug. Once you got hooked, you couldn't stop.

You didn't want to stop. She was an addiction you would gladly surrender your life to.

"Something the matter, dear?" Rowena asked as if she'd read your thoughts. Her voice was teasing, as mean as the smirk that stayed plastered over her face. She knew what she was doing to you, and she enjoyed it. Your weakness was her high.

"I want to eat you," you said.

She laughed, and there was a trace of mockery, of challenge in the lilting sound. "However will you deal with such a vulgar desire?"

"I wonder," you said, flashing a smirk of your own.

Your mouth latched onto her next toe. This time, before releasing it, you bit down gently, enough to leave a tiny mark. Rowena hissed, startled, but as you started sucking on the digit, her hisses melted into happy, pleasured moans. You repeated the process on the remaining three toes, then took her other foot and did the same.

By the time you were finished, Rowena was a trembling mess, back arched, dripping wet. You couldn't help a satisfied smile as you admired the scene before you. Pride bloomed inside you like a fire burning bright and hot, filling you up with warmth. It settled between your legs, begging to grow, begging to be released.

Oh, it would be. And so would Rowena's.

You kissed each foot one more time before crawling forward to lock your lips with Rowena's. It was going to be a long night.

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[rose-red-ink]

Shadows and Thrones, Chapter One

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Chapter 1

Everything began to fade away; the bed beneath me, the press of the metal headset in front of my eyes, the quiet birdsong outside my window. The world faded to black as my mind was teleported to somewhere far away and nowhere all at once.

The world of Shadows and Thrones, the newest VR game on the market. The darkness around me started to swirl with muted color, consolidating into a generic female avatar standing a few feet in front of me.

Dozens of menus popped up, offering height, weight, hair color, race, skin color, fighter class, and more things to choose from than my overly-excited brain could settle on. A grin on my face, I set to work.

My boots touched down with a soft crunch in a beautiful pine forest. The trees stretched tall and green above my head, swaying gently in the breeze. The sharp scent of pine needles touched my nose, and I couldn’t contain a tiny gasp. Full-dive virtual reality really was amazing. A thrill rushed in my chest, a familiar ache to run and climb and explore every inch of this new world.

‘And then what?’ a little voice whispered in my head. ‘You’ll explore this world, it’ll be all fun and exciting for a few months. It won’t make you happy.’

I shook my head. “Shut up.”

I was here, the sun shining in a dappled pattern over my avatar’s skin, a whole new world stretching out before me. I didn’t have to be thinking about all that, I shouldn’t.

I took a deep breath through my nose, taking in the scents of pine and damp earth and freshly baked bread, somewhere off in the distance. Probably a town, one with a tavern.

I could find some other players, try to join a guild, or even just a party for a few days as I got used to things. Maybe people might want me in their guild, if I didn’t mess up too much.

Squaring my shoulders, I walked towards the direction of the smell. As the trees thinned out, I could see a village across the fields of grass, chimney smoke rising into the clear blue sky. Perfect.

The tavern was filled with players of all races crowded around tables. An NPC barmaid pushed past me, delivering mugs of mead to a drow and some kind of water spirit race, before bustling back to the bar.

Everyone seemed to know everyone else, groups of friends and old guilds meeting up. A girl in low-cut armor lounged in the corner, hitting on whoever walked by, and acting super friendly to any girl players who wandered past.

I steered clear. I’d played enough video games to know who those kinds of players were.

But as the tavern filled with more players, my hesitation grew. My eyes drifted to the notice board. I could put up a sign, saying I needed a guild to join, but that could yield...uncomfortable results.

So I sat on a bar stool, picking at my long fingernails, for what seemed like forever.

After nearly an hour, I sighed and resigned myself to just making a notice board post and hoping whoever picked me up wasn’t too creepy.

Looking for guild!

My name’s Risty Blackburn, I’m a level one shadow rogue, leaning towards a DPS role.. Looking for a guild to join. No spam or roleplaying guilds, please!

ID contact number: 78349375841

‘You really think anyone’s going to be interested with that? Just log out and stop wasting your time.’

I winced, tearing down the notice. I mentally called up the menu screen, reaching for the logout button.

I tapped it. Nothing happened.

I frowned. Tapped again.

The tavern still bustled around me.

Maybe the headgear took a couple minutes to shut down? The instruction manual said it was supposed to be instantaneous, but this was a new game. They probably had to work out a few bugs.

I waited five minutes. Ten. Fifteen.

Then, my stomach flipped. An elf player stood, reaching for his menu, and disappeared in a flash of light.

He was logged out instantly. Was something wrong with my VR gear? Or the game?

I hurried over to the table he had just left. A dwarf man and some sort of cat woman looked up at me expectantly.

My stomach dropped. “H-hello.” I managed. “I, uh, have either of you had a problem logging out? I saw your friend did, but mine isn’t working.”

The dwarf rolled his eyes. “It’s not that hard, noob.”

He pulled up his menu, pointing to the logout button. “See? Right here.”

Frustration boiled inside me. “I know.” I snapped, pulling it up. “But it doesn’t work.”

I demonstrated, the button still yielding no results.

The cat-woman frowned, looking at my screen. “That’s weird…”

The dwarf sneered. “Go figure it out yourself.”

The cat-woman smacked his arm with a disapproving glare, before looking back to me. “I’d go to the city hall. There are some friendly NPCs who can help with any glitches.”

I nodded, thanking her.

So I just needed to get bug sorted out. That was all. Everything would be fine. But I couldn’t shove aside the sinking feeling in my chest as I left the tavern and into the coming sunset.

Something was off.

“What the hell do you mean?!”

The enraged roar was what greeted me as I walked into the city hall. An elf man was yelling at an NPC with a politely blank expression.

“You do not meet the requirements to log out right now.” the computer-generated man said calmly.

“If you say that one more time--”

“You can’t log out?” I interrupted. Which I immediately regretted as he whirled on me, green eyes blazing with anger.

“Figure that out all by yourself?” he snarled. “The stupid logout button doesn’t work.”

I shrank back. “Mine doesn’t work either.” I managed. “That’s why...why I’m here.”

He looked at me with narrowed eyes, before moving aside.

“Talk to him,” he ordered.

I hesitated, before walking quickly past him, in front of the NPC.

“Hello,” I said quietly.

He smiled politely, his settings reset to talk to me. “Good evening, adventurer. How may I help you?”

“I can’t log out.” I explained.

He smiled. “Alright! I’ll pull up your profile and see what I can do. Please stay patient.”

His expression went blank again.

“This takes a while.” the elf explained. He kept fidgeting, picking the sleeves of his long cloak. From his clothes and the starter’s bow slung over his shoulder…

“You’re a ranger, right?” I asked.

He looked down. “Oh...yeah.”

I nodded. “It looks...nice.” His avatar did look good, it was clear he had spent lots of time on it. His skin was light brown, with long black hair loose around his shoulders. His eyes were dark green, like the pine forest I had spawned in. But his eyes kept darting around impatiently, never settling on anything for too long.

“Did you need to log out for something?” I asked.

He grimaced. “I...yeah. I just got a message from my sister a few minutes ago, she went into labor. I’m gonna miss the birth of my new niece or nephew if this bug doesn’t clear up.”

I winced. “Ugh, I’m so sorry.”

He shook his head. “Don’t apologize, it’s not your fault.” he scratched the back of his head. “Sorry I was yelling.”

I smiled. “It’s alright, I understand. You’re probably freaking out a bit for your sister, right?”

He gave a tight, stressed laugh. “Yeah. But I mean, her husband’s taking her to the hospital, and my mom is with her...she’ll be okay. It’s just irritating.”

He shook his head, as if trying to clear out his intruding thoughts, and held out his hand. “Anyway...I’m Lorson Clearwater”

I shook it. “Risty Blackburn.”

He grinned. “Okay, that’s a cool name. And a neat avatar.”

I couldn’t help my smile. “Yeah, it took me an hour,” I admitted.

My avatar had long, dark red hair, turning to golden blonde as it reached the tips. Her skin was dappled with freckles, and she wore simple black leather armor under a reddish-brown cloak. A couple simple daggers were strapped to her belt. But the best parts were the ears and tail. They were those of a fox, and the same red-brown as the cloak, tipped in white.

“Kitsune is a pretty cool race. I figured I’d go classic, though,” he admitted, looking down at his avatar.

“Nothing wrong with classics.” I reminded him cheerfully.

He smiled, some of the tension seeming to leave his face. “Right? Elves are awesome.”

“Ms. Blackburn, I’ve finished your scan.” the NPC interrupted.

I turned, heart pounding. “Thank you. What did you find? Can I log out?”

The NPC smiled. “You do not meet the requirements to log out. Thank you.”

Four hours later, Lorson got a message from his mother that his sister had given birth to a healthy baby boy. She was annoyed he hadn’t been there. He told her something had come up, that there was an accident, but he was okay.

Lorson and I couldn’t get any more answers out of the NPC, so the two of us had gone out of the hall, and sat on the marble steps. He’d halfheartedly suggested we go try out the combat system, but I’d just shrugged. The excitement I’d felt for the game’s release had been replaced by a cold, leeching dread.

What if I tried dying?

“You can’t log out either, can you?”

A voice made him look up. Two more players stood in front of him. A girl with short, dark purple hair plopped down on the steps, visibly fuming. Her long staff and dark blue robes meant she was a mage or some kind of spellcaster.

“This is BS.” she snapped.

The other player with her smiled apologetically at Lorson and I, before sitting down next to her.

“We’ll figure it out, Kaia,” he said gently. His heavy armor, golden hair, and broadsword marked him as some sort of tank, probably a paladin. “We’ve already sent a troubleshoot request, we just need to wait.”

He sat down next to the girl in the blue robes, giving them an apologetic smile.

I glanced above his head, the name there was “Edun”.

“I was supposed to video chat with some friends tonight, but the stupid NPCs say I can’t log out!” Kaia snapped. “What the hell are the “qualifications for logging out”? What does that even mean?!”

“I’d be happy to explain, miss.”

We all looked up to see a generic human player standing a few feet away. I frowned. His player name and HP bar weren’t visible, which I didn’t even think was possible.

“And who the hell are you?” Kaia sneered.

The man smiled. He had a kind, if not generic face. “My name is Adrius. I’m the reason you’ll all be staying in this game, for the foreseeable future.”

[buscandoelparaiso]

Well the Crawfords provide him (and louis) a secluded place where they can holiday so if he then just has to be seen with them, it’s not much. Plus they might actual be real friends like he is with corden and ben even though I don’t get why

I doubt they need Cindy Crawford’s help in finding a secluded place to be on holiday, as they go all the times on their own and nobody knows about it. Cindy is another member of the band of leeches he has been attached to since the Azoffs appeared and while he’s probably also on holiday there, they get attention from fans spotting etc. they always did that, they all use Harry for this. And we have to thank the gods that Kaia Gerber is underage or too young or else his team and her mother would have accepted a bearding contract without even thinking twice if all the rumours about how they want her to get promo and fame for her modeling stuff are anything to go by.

[deceitful-darlings]

To continue the Kaia and Finn saga: the twins decided to follow the man that calls himself their father, mainly because he looks like uncle floyd and it’s really cold and Finn is hungry, so they go to the castle and jade lets them pick a room for the night and gets to know his children

Finn reminds him so much of his brother, playing a game of basketball in the courtyard, bouncing the ball off of the statues to make their limbs fall off to watch them shatter

Kaia is already mastering the art of making ice mushrooms grow... out of a maid, but the mushrooms are so pretty and she’s taking after her father so much

When MC comes home, the house is very cold and the room to the closet is open and the children are gone and there’s the distant sound of sleigh bells

What were they meant to do when this guy claimed he was their father? Not stay? As if! They’d both thought there were similarities in looks between themselves and Floyd, so naturally they see them between Jade and them too. This place seems interesting, and they want to see if this guy is telling the truth! So against everything they’ve been taught, they follow him back.

They thought he’d been exaggerating when he said that he owned a castle, they can barely speak when they see it on the horizon, it’s so big and looks like something out of a fairy tale! They were hungry, were they not? Then the first thing that must be sorted is dinner. Their expressions remind Jade of their mother the first time she set foot in the castle, the wonder and amazement plastered on their faces can’t be missed. A few quick words to the staff and not much time at all later and dinner is served. Much like the rest of the castle, the dining room is classy and refined and everything is made out of ice, even the chairs! The meal is nice, a lavish three courses giving them plenty of time to chat, it’s nothing like the meals they get at home and that’s exciting! It’s during this time that Jade tells them the truth.

That you and he were in love, but that when you became pregnant you were scared at the thought of the people of this world would react. You see the kingdom he rules over is filled with cruel people, they want to do nothing but harm him, and you were terrified that would extend to them too. She ran in a misguided attempt to protect them and in her panic managed to pass back into her own world. The children mustn’t hate her for her mistake, for it was one made with nothing but the best intention for them. It’s ok now because she’ll come to them, back to the castle that’s her true home so that they can be a proper family.

It makes sense to the twins if that was the reason you ran, was that the reason you were so hesistant to let them in the room in the first place. You hadn’t wanted them to get hurt, but since they’re here and with their dad doesn’t that just go to show that you don’t need to be afraid and stay away anymore? They don’t want to leave, nor yet anyway, not that he was planning on letting them, so he gives them a tour and lets them choose which rooms they would like to stay in.

All of your raising them to be normal falls apart pretty fast. Having a servant get Finn a ball to play with out in the courtyard, it doesn’t take him long to forget being cautious and accidentally snap a finger off of one of the statues. When he sheepishly looks to Jade and apologises as he always had to do, to his suprise his dad just smiles, telling him that these statues don’t matter and perhaps he can make that his game. Which part does he want to break off next? The whole hand? An arm? The head? He can break as much as he wants off of them, and he doesn’t argue, instead enjoying the challenge. He can be told later, when they’re more settled in and seeing things the right way, that those statues aren’t just statues.

Kaia on the other hand, he can see so much of himself in her. Her mannerisms, the way she holds herself, even that smile, he can’t help but feel ever so slightly smug that even without his immediate influence she’s still ended up like her father. The poor maid she’s practising on is freezing cold, frostbite seeping into the areas around the ice mushrooms that are growing from her skin, her cough rattles in her throat, but Kaia doesn’t seem to care for her pathetic pleas. She wants to see the range of her power, and Jade is more than happy to guide her.

You’d been unnerved from the moment you set foot in the house. It was cold and silent, neither Finn nor Kaia responding when you call for them. You simply hope they’re plugged in and listening to music, but when you reach the top of the stairs your stomach drops. The door is open, the coolness seeping out from inside. A few hesistant steps forward and your worst fear is realised, the wardrobe is open too. They’d gone. Anger, fear, worry, you can barely breathe with the emotions pressing down on you. How could they disobey you like this?! It was the one thing you asked of them, you let them do whatever they wanted within reason, the only thing you wanted was for them to stay away from this room! How long ago had they opened it? Was there a chance that Jade hadn’t found them? Could you go through and get them home without him noticing? Your fear didn’t matter, no matter how much you dreaded going back, you had to bring your children home. You had to try and keep them safe.