#kai lexx

[ephemerabanter]

Kai: The Omega Man

Music video dedicated to the last of the Brunnen-G

Song is "Omega Man" by Iron Savior

[lexxnova]

Lexx Nova - SHE GOIN

[darkzonediaries]

[brainscam]

hes just standing there

[its-that-kattt]

My current hyper fixation is this shit show from the Syfy channel ToT (more under cut)

(some spoilers ahead btw)

Watching Lexx is like going to a amusement park for, what thay advertise as, "the most violent roller coaster in the world". And yeah it's great in the first half, got the whole death coaster spiral with maximum velocity and everything, but then it zooms out to a flat track with a couple bumps in it for like 10 miles and your done.

I reeeally like the first season, it tells a great story and ties everything up into a nice little bow with enough wiggle room to continue the story by the end... and by season 2 everything that was good about the first season was not only thrown out the window, but shitted on and fed to rabid dogs that hate gay people

As someone who really likes old media I've had to be prepared for very out of date vocabulary and morals to just be thrown around occasionally and usually the overall story is good enough for me to wave it off as 'old media being old media' , unfortunately for Lexx it's combined lackluster writing (especially in later episodes) and overt homophobia / sexism makes it really hard to watch and enjoy , it's gone from a fun watch that needs a little inebriation to fully enjoy to hair pullingly frustrating

They introduce so many interesting concepts and characters that, 9 times outta 10, are literally blown up never to be seen again! And buddy I neeed side characters to get unhealthily attached to !! How am I supposed to be invested in this story if I can't look forward to possibly seeing Bimnie #3 in the next episode or a recurring minor villain that's more of a nuisance than a threat 😭😭😭

It sucks because idk if I'll ever watch it all, but sometimes you gotta choose happiness and peace of mind instead of having bragging rights of watching a "classic" all the way through

Anyway this show got me upset enough to want to rewrite the whole thing so enjoy some of my 790 redesigns and keep a eye out for updates cus this will probably be my next big project (at least until I find something else to obsess over lol)

(For those not in the know, 790 is usually just a head, which is funny for the first couple episodes, but if I have to deal with a comic relief character for more then a couple episodes they better start pulling their fucking weight with more than just "funny" quips [he is not funny]. So he gets the return to Oz treatment now)

[themaeveschild]

Yo way rah, Jerume Brunnen-G

[greencheekconure27]

Kai Last of the Brunnen G finally gets to the Dream Zone and turns out it's the Dreaming from Sandman. Cesare the Somnambulist is already there. The set is finally complete.

[grumpling]

i love this episode and this scene in particular

[barkilphedros-hat]

Watching Lexx for the first time and I relate to Zev because I too would fall madly in love with a brooding emotionally unavailable goth assassin within 10 seconds of meeting him

[siryl]

I can't believe I never reblogged this.

Some July/August sketches and scribbles, including quick fanart of Power and the cast of 1997 sci fi series Lexx - because I know what the kids like.

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Lexx [1999]

[darkzonediaries]

[grumpling]

ingest the protoblood. you'll need the energy in the coming days

[llatimeria]

If this show wasn't bizarre in half a dozen different ways I'd be making the claim that Kai from Lexx (1996-2002) should be everyone's aro/ace/autistic blorbo forever

[gw-arena]

Webcomic War of Woe: Night 4, Day 5, Night 5 and Day 6

Gene got injured while wrestling with a bear, Nurse Rapist once again beats up a werewolf, and Eric and Giancarlo have sex. Yes, seriously. Giancarlo is somehow turning all the straight men gay. What is even happening.

Zack is not getting a bit of sleep. I am starting to get worried. I think that penis rash might be something extremely serious. But enough of that, Lexx kills Luna. I guess after killing Daisy, Lexx's bloodlust wasn't satisfying enough. However he failed to realize Chel was good friends with Luna? Or maybe Lexx was just jealous?

Speaking of Chel, she and Kathy make up for their bloody chase earlier in the day, and speaking of continuity, Digit destroys all of Tina's memoirs. Holy shit this thing is a menace, but that teaches Tina for diverting her attention.

At this point Stropov and Spinny have fully lost it, but they have to surrender to the fact they'll always and forever be alone. Karastropov went mad from having sex and Spinny from lack of it. Meanwhile Peter kills Emulie with a sickle. I guess Peter played some dreamcast game with her and he lost too many times so Peter beat her to death, what a psychopathic child but also, what the hell did Emulie contribute to this war?

And Austin misses being vored by random animals coming to his house.

Gene's had enough of both Mora (who is still in this) and Stropov and murders both of them. I guess Karastropov got what she wanted. I guess Trace and Sethephoni will avenge their loved ones???

Tina in the meantime steals the Family of Intelligent Life suit from Catwhis and Kathy chases after Eric, finally learning that Eric is in fact a piece of shit slaveowner. Maybe Chel told her that?

Oh good, Darktraceplier is back at wanting to kill furries. Giancarlo sets up one of Santino's explosives and blows up Dominic in a disappointing display. Sethephoni keeps an eye on Spinny, and Zack is no longer sick. Also animals eat fruit. What a shocking revelation.

We're starting to pick up in terms of deaths, Luna, Emulie, Mora, Karastropov and Deegan are gone. But all of their factions are still in the game except for Team Kit n Kay. In order to speed up the process, we will have next night and day as a bonus!

Two stupid self-caused deaths happen, Digit kills herself because she is sick of being stalked by Tina, and Kevin fails to remember that going out of bounds in a video game often leads to falling to your death. Well, no big loss. Kevin did absolutely nothing. That means Team Console Girl is also history.

In the meantime, Gene Catlow destroys all of Blackbird's beer as he continues to snap, and...oh so that's why Trace was hunting down Austin, so they could...uh, fuck. I guess fucking Austin is the closest thing to fucking Flora? Why am I even asking that question?

Eddie and Santino continue sending shit, while the oldest and youngest fighters in the battle simultaneously become desperate, and Lexx is doing another thing that is very much incharacter for him.

Gregory and Zack argue about whether or not homosexuality is gay. And I do not know if the fire Catwhis sees is an actual fire, fiery lovemaking between Trace and Austin, or fiery argument between Zack and Gregory, but whatever it is she is staying out of it. Meanwhile Chel wrestles and defeats a fucking bear. Holy shit. Then again, that bear has been extremely pathetic for this whole war.

Onto Day 6

And immediately after having sex, Austin injures himself and Trace dies of starvation. Poor thing. Maybe Austin offered that Trace could eat him during sex and Trace was like "ew"? He was just trying to save your life!

Blackbird is back to doing fishing in werewolf form while Spinny builds a house out of silk. That won't survive the rain.

Oh yeah I will address the elephant in the room, Gene got murdered by a child. Peter claims yet another victim. What even is Peter's superform? Adult Peter? Did he use his super social skills to become friends with Gene and then he backstabbed him as soon as he turned? That...is oddly true to life.

Chel and Catwhis go hunting, the bear continues to be a joke, and TINA KILLS ERIC HOLY SHIT. I know Tina is a fucking cunt but I think she was appalled after learning that human is owning her kind as slaves and chopped his head off. Horrible person kills an even more horrible person? Now where have we seen this before? Still, the most satisfying death in this round since Riley.

Sadly, Zack is not dead and is about to have sex with some flowers, and Nurse Rapist has found another stalking target. Of course it's the boy who is sexually confused.

Digit, Kevin, Gene Catlow, Trace and Eric can be added to the death pile, which means Team Console Girl, Team TwoKinds and Team Las Lindas can be added to the fallen teams pile. It's kinda crazy to think Team TwoKinds was dominating the beginning half of this war and now they're just...gone. Trace died because he refused to eat his lover, and Eric died because of a xenophobic old woman. What a pathetic end.

Catwhisker, Spinnerette, Blackbird, Kathy, Tina, Chel, Lexx, Austin, Once-In-Arc Bear, Giancarlo, Peter, Persephoni, Zack and Nurse Rapist are left. There's surprisingly even gender ratio here, but just who will win? And who will die next? And how? TOO BAD FIND OUT TOMORROW

[crazybexy]

In the Light Universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone...I will be light.

-Kai- Lexx.