#kai fulee

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[notmyprey]

so the ninjas are in a competition to see who can hold the most people. Who do you think wins? Who passes out from a food coma cause they were too stuburn otherwise?

Ok, I'm personally thinking of this in a more tiny prey light, but if yall want to imagine different sized prey my opinion still stands.

(Btw, I dont really remember much after the day of the departed, so the ninjas I am including in this are: Kai, Cole, Zane, Jay, Lloyd, and Nya)

I'm just gonna go down the list:

Cole

Total ninja consumed: All 5

Cole would win 100% and would be unfazed by the amount eaten. He eats many of the ninjas at once a lot, and it shows. He now brings the fact that he won this contest up a lot, mainly to annoy Jay.

Kai

Total ninja consumed: 4

He stopped at 4 cause it started to hurt, and he didn't want to push it too far and not be able to eat for a few days. He doesn't often eat many of the ninjas at once just because he is very warm, and it can cause the others to overheat since they are shoved so close together. But if he had more practice, that number would go up to 5.

Zane:

Total ninja consumed: 3

I know some people would argue that he's a robot and can't get sick and all that, but I also think people forget he isn't stretchy, so he has a set limit. Unlike Cole and Kai, he can't stretch his stomach to accommodate more than normal, so I think he would have to stop here, or he would risk hurting the others.

Jay:

Total ninja consumed: 2

He almost ate 3, but literally could not swallow the 3rd one down without puking them back up. Cole made a bet that Jay wouldn't even be able to eat 2, and that absolutely fuled Jay's determination to eat at least 2. That said, he was absolutely sick to his stomach days after and made sure to let everyone know it was Coles fault. Jay decided to blame the fact that he couldn't eat more of the ninja on the fact that he had eaten food right before the competition.

Nya:

Total ninja consumed: 2

She honestly didn't care too much. She probably could have eaten 4 if she tried, but she remembered halfway through the challenge she had something to do and left.

Lloyd:

Total ninja consumed: 1.5

He only actually was able to eat one of the ninjas and was able to almost swallow a second. The rest of the ninja felt bad, so they gave him the extra half a point to make him feel better (much to Jay's dismay, they did not give Jay the same grace when he almost got a 3rd ninja down).

So ye 👍

[cherrieflavouredheadcanons]

Hi love:)can you do hcs for Overhaul w/ a S/o who disobeys everyone but whin he asks them they obey instantly sorry if it's weird I love your blog ty (if you don't want to that's noprob)

I've never written for Overhaul before so I hope this is good and that you'll like it! (Also people calling me love is my weakenss, how dare you find it out 😂)

Overhaul x Reader who only obeys him

At first he noticed how disobedient you were, and while he does love you (you're the only one he gets close to and even touches), he wonders how exactly he fell for someone so disobedient.

Though he quickly noticed how you seemed to be obedient whenever he wanted something from you.

Before coming to any conclusions Kai had to test that theory so he made one of his subordinates ask something of you, when you refused to do it, he asked the same of you, you immediately did it.

Now that he clearly knew that you were obedient when it came to him he would use that for his own advantage.

Though since Kai loves you he would never do it in a way that would actually hurt you or anything like that, he hates seeing you hurt especially if it would be because of him.

One time a subordinate of his complained about how you were so unwilling to work or do anything when told to do so.

Kai got angry, simply because no one disrespects his S/O like that and he quickly put them in their place.

He actually really loves the fact that you only listen to him, it gives him a sense of pride and only fules his ego as well.

If you ever seem like you're not going to cooperate on something he asked of you he will add "please my angel" at the end and you're usually quick to agree then. 

Yes he calls you angel, but only very rarely, which is why it always makes you weak when he calls you that.

[scarasenvy]

I wanna ask again if that ok haha 2, 18, 28 :))

GIRL yes thank u!! :’D i’m so sorry i’m late to answer this pls forgive me i have been quite busy 😔🤲🏼 AAAA BUT

2. (first anime crush): i think my first anime crush was kaneki ken from tokyo ghoul??? IDK I JUST REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS HOT BACK IN THE DAY AND WAS SO JEALOUS of him and toukas relationship even tho i shipped the hell out of them too lmfao

18. (10 worst anime you’ve ever watched): o god ok i don’t wanna shit on any of these anime because some i actually really did enjoy these are just my least rated on MAL (which btw if anyone wants to follow me on there my user is nadada 😌) so no hate but anyways here we go LOL these aren’t in order btw!

hametsu no mars (this is an obvious cult fav to hate on so i watched it just because it’s one of the worst rated anime on MAL and i just wanted to see why dhsh)

DEVILMAN CRYBABY IDCIDC the animation style is cool and the ending really fucked me up (which i liked, the plot twists were insane) however it was so sex and drug fuled which made me feel kinda nauseated n what not so i really did not like it as much as i wanted to if im being honest

jibaku shounen hanako-kun (i would DIE for the art style it’s so cute and the music and characters were cool but for some reason i just couldn’t get super invested in the story?? i felt myself wanting to finish this anime quickly for some reason)

BNHA season 4 (i’m so sorry i just didn’t like it it just felt kind of bleh to me except for the fight with kai as well as the ending which was epic, but comparison to season 3 WHICH BTW WAS HYPE AF i just didn’t feel super invested while watching it)

no game no life (just like JBSHK the animation was sick, but idk definitely not my fav anime. however the movie was good)

japan sinks 2020 (was really good the first like 5 eps and i liked how spontaneous and unexpected it was which made me super excited to see what would happen next, but then it just got confusing and weird and too expected also the animation was sloppy at times)

TOKYO GHOUL:RE need i say more

perfect blue (only putting this here because it messed me up for days afterwards)

akira (a classic and animation was clean however i just HATED the plot and it was so confusing and bad lmao sorry maybe i’m just not an intellectual)

THE HXH MOVIES LMAO (we all know i’m the biggest mf hxh stan HOWEVER these movies did not compare to the 2011 and 99 shows at ALL they were really disappointing in comparison sadly but still animation was good)

28. (most upsetting moment in anime and why): *BANANA FISH, HUNTER X HUNTER, AND SNK SPOILER ALERTS BEWARE* i have a few but the first one definitely has to be when ash died when he was supposed to go to japan with eiji or say goodbye to him 🥺 i was like ARE YOU SERIOUS i genuinely didn’t think that was the ending. i was really upset for like days. the second one would have to be in snk when levi had to choose between saving armin or erwin, as well as when everyone was giving their all to fight the beast titan but so many died regardless. the third one is in hxh when gon basically died and was on life support and killua was losing his mind as well as komugi and meruems death which hurt alot but yeah lol 😔✌🏼

[lesbiandipperpines]

so im watching ninjago season 10 (episodes 3 + 4 to be precise) and:

The intro is A* it's so good.

the Oni can suck my non-existent dick. I mean it- fuck those guys.

C O L E NOOOOOOOO!!!! they seriously did that to my guy. They Did That. This is the second time he's gone and it still hurts.

the slow motion after it i cried my eyes out like the biggest Bitch. And the Cole montage afterwards. I am weak.

Pixal giving up for a split second broke my soul

Lloyd is mourning his friend and Garmadon is just "shut the fuck up there are more pressing issues."

"I'm just looking for the bathroom" "this is not it" yeA NO SHIT GARMMIE HONEY KVKSKCKSKD. im clinging onto any humor I can find I'm that sad

THE PICTURE OF LLOYD AND GOOD GUY GARMMIE HURTS. LIKE LLOYD NEEDS HIS DAD AFTER THAT SHIT WITH HARUMI

OK HOLD UP IS COLE OK??? AM I LIKE REALLY STUPID OR SOMETHING

Ok I'm on epsiode 4 now and I love Garmadon so much "Wu wipe that gloomy look off your face" duDE ONE OF HIS NINJA IS GONE LDKGKSKKD HOLD YOUR HORSES MY GUYY

Seriously the Sass he emits is enough to fule my dead soul

THE GOLDEN WEAPONS - AJJDAKFKS Y E S

The whole writing of this 4 part series was "can we torture Cole? How?" And made their mind map into a show I'm telling you this now.

Faith owns me and my heart rn a badass queen we do indeed stan

AJDJAJXB HDJAKDN ITS HIMMM. ITS COLE. AYEEE

"WE THOUGHT WE LOST YOU- YOU J E R K" jay he loves you too theres no need to be like this.

This entire season builds up to a Good Guy Garmmie return so...ya know...when??

I really miss Garmadon if you couldn't tell

JAY, WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING H E C C IS WRONG WITH YOU. THERE IS AN EVERLASTING DARKNESS KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AND YOU CHOSE TO PROPOSE NOW

"Let's give em..." "A TORNADO" "Y E A LETS GIVE EM A TORNADO!!!" kai you dumb fuck pls think before you speak

The symbolism of Lloyd being taken by the Oni and Garmadon being that effected by it he HELPS THE GOOD GUYS

Is lloyd dead. Pls say sike riGHT NOW

Me on discord: I'm going to die for Lloyd, I will be dead before him. Guess I die here

"LLOYD MONTGOMERY GARMADON" THE MIDDLE NAME

IM SORRY IS LLOYD DEAD???HONEY NO IM NOT DOING THIS. GOD NO PLEASE N O

I LET OUT THE BIGGEST UGLY SOB WHEN HE STARTED MOVING THANKS YOU GOD FOR GIVING HIM A SECOND CHANCE

[takatafera]

eGw eImaI mE OlEs TiS fULeS DeN kSexWriZw TiPoTa,oti pio amatheis exw akousei. Na les euxaristw pou zeis sth dush,eprepe na se eixan se kamia xwra ths meshs anatolhs h afrikhs,giati osoi erxontai edw ws nomimoi metanastes mia xara kanoun diakruseis kai anaferoun sunexws oti o politismos,h koinwnia,ta dikaiwmata,oi anthrwpoi,h xwra,h zwh einai polu kaluterh apo ekei pou emenan.

Πρόσεχε τι λέω. Ο τυπάς είπε ότι οι έγχρωμοι είναι τυχεροί που ήταν έστω σκλάβοι και ότι υπά��χουν διακρίσεις στις φυλές με βάση τις ικανότητες . Όχι προφανώς δεν υποστηρίζω ότι υπάρχουν διακρίσεις στις φυλές και ότι εγώ που ζω εδώ είμαι πιο έξυπνη από όσους ζουν άλλου. Επίσης μη μου μιλάς για αμάθεια όταν μου στέλνεις με γκρικλις:’(

[kciii]

KaiPo swap au bc I'm TRASH and gunna explain the first two movies in this utter crack au that I'm prolly gunna hate later.

In the KaiPo swap AU, instead of Kai being the anxious weird kid, hes the ' spent years with a psychiatrist working out my anger issues but it didn't help much ' type that keeps eating chopping bricks and headbutting the wall.

He either really gets along with Tigress, or really does not.

He hates Monkey. There's no debate there.

Probably gets a lot of soothing pep talks from Viper. Who wants to polish his hooves, he may or may not let her then dare anyone to make fun of his polished hooves.

Instead of Shifu not wanting to train him bc he's a DISGRACE, he doesn't want to because he's too angry to learn I can't teach this guy he doesn't listen, he radiates second hand fustration kill his passive aggressiveness.

Oogway doesn't walk up to him stress eating, instead he finds kai chewing on the bark because it's tough and o god this is a sacred tr e e I'm so awful don't kick me off the five.

Kai doesn't do the belly gong thing, he does headbutts and they radiate pain through your head. Tai Lung gets a pretty bad concussion.

In the second movie, the Soothsayers fortune reading changes to ' A warrior mixed of black and white " Shen takes too long to notice that she means G R A Y.

Soothsayer is both concerned by Kais forgetfulness and his crippling anger issues he just bit through a chain and cracked a tooth help him.

Wolf also likes Kai bc he is fuzzy. This must stay the same as wolf is a GOOD BOY and we need to accept that he was, in fact, a good boy. Kai headbutted him in that shackles scene.

When Kai tries to seek master ox and crocs help, Tigress expresses concern and he tries to use the excuse " I don't think straight when I'm angry " Tigress calls bs " Then you'd always be this stupid."

Shen takes Kais passive agressive comments as a challenge, they exchange coded quips then it ends in them laughing, kai is also fustrated about this secret they are hiding.

The inescapable " I didn't learn that in therapy " line that's gunna hit when Soothsayer helps him remember. She's gunna squint and " Because you don't /listen/ "

Kai and Shen prolly have this very low key chemistry to where if they met differently, and fate were to never take it's corse, they would defiantly get along. Probably the only one in Gongmen that Kai feels has a personality, it's a shame one of us has to die u old chicken.

I feel like there wouldn't be a romantic intrest in Tigress, and that Kai would have a stronger friendship with Viper, instead. She seems like a good bit of water to douse that rage while Tigress is just more fule.

The lesson of inner peace is less ' accept these issues you've not noticed were there that were underlining and absolutly terrifying " and more " accept the past and allow yourself to feel instead of caging yourself behind the bars of anger. "

Kai gunna chill a little gunna apologise to Tigress.

I know this au is a dumb joke but I'm all alone here so I'm going to have to make my own content and scream it at the void. You don't have to like it, I'm taking these chances to loosen up a little and make less dark serious prompts.

[nie-ko]

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[boredcouchpotato]

Well I headcanon that kai has autism or maybe adhd. He is definitely on spectrum.

Kai is using weighted blanket as a scraf. To cope with sensory issues.

Also this boy is just fuled by spite, coffee and his need for causing drama.

EXCUSE ME

YOUR SCARF IS WEIGHTED SO MUCH THAT IT DENTS CONCRETE???

HOW DO YOU BREATHE

HOW IS YOUR WINDPIPE NOT CRUSHED

HOW IS YOUR COLLARBONE NOT SHATTERED

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

[aboylikethat]

[10:28:28 AM] kai: rockstars totally stay in the same spot the entire time and just hum behind that one rly short guy with so much hairgel it looks like he's wearing a helmet [10:28:48 AM] tull the prigger tiglet: wow Sebastian nice to see you've joined us holy shit [10:29:40 AM] kai: I'M LAUGHING WTH [10:29:57 AM] tull the prigger tiglet: that was so fuled are you okay kai

you roast blaine oNE TIME AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SEBASTIAN

[kciii]

👇 (Fung and Gahri going to hell)

Well, well, well; look what the cat dragged in-

Two dull, void, and redundant theives, standing at the very gates of Hell. && Kai would actually be quite shocked! He honestly figured the two demented fools could nullify death. Something about them always seemed so surreal ;; to the point where Kai would feel sickened with deja vu while encountering their presence.

His mind would begin to wonder on how they ended up here, surely it couldn't have been as gruesome as being splattered all over the Spirit Realm, right?

Kais' upper lip twitched as he observed the two; are they even worth approaching? Who knows, maybe they planned to arrive here, as idiotic as they are. They seemed like the type to fondle with mortality as a means of fuling curiosity inwhich most possibility sparked from drunk apprehensions. They hadn't a clue what they were doing, on the off chance that they innocently arrived to... whatever this place is. 

❝ Oh great, the knowledgeable ones have arrived. You two gentlemen wouldn't happen to know just what or where this place is, hmm?  ❞

Kai inquired with bleeding sarcasm.

[kciii]

😍

Send 😍 if your muse finds mine attractive

“ Cute. But the feeling, to your dismay, is not mutual.“

Kai raised his brows && half lidded his eyes. It was somewhat of a taunt to the magnetic lion, whom was chalk full of qi. The only lone warrior who could harm Kai; a fight he wouldn’t mind starting and was sure he could finish. Though; he was not willing to create such a feat. This master may not have stolen plenty of qi to fule an army; but he was trained in a way that kai was not.

The art of qi.

for Kai knew how to steal such a power; but knew not how to use it. He could only take, and give such energy. And he only practiced the latter. Perhaps this master would be of use to him. the dark bohvine leaned forward. && as he smirked his fangs of deceit would show, hidden by his alluring charm.

“ But that doesn’t mean that it could never grow with time. ”

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