#kaeya's bio dad

[pizzapasta23045]

Favorite food and safe food for the alberich headcanons please ☁️

Kaeya: Alchol

Skirk: Raw meat straight from the animal.

Kaeya's father: overcooked pasta with whater the fuck is in the vicinity on it.

Chloathar: Rich people shit idk.

You're welcome.

[pizzapasta23045]

Kaeya opens the book and finds a candid picture of his father fully naked next to his other parent also fully naked.

getting some help

[invertedspoon]

i honestly have no idea what Kaeya was thinking when he told Diluc that he was a spy. dude your dad just died. idk. maybe console your brother or something. crazy idea right? and i get that the guilt of his secret was weighing on him so harshly that he couldn't keep it anymore but like.... making your brother's worst birthday ever WORSE?? maybe he did deserve to get beat up idk

[tartaeya]

i think i'm drawing so many centaurs as a coping mechanism for the irl stress but damn if it isn't working

[crowcalico]

Ragbros Wolfwalkers AU! 🐺

This au was born in an Aggie after me and @furretwaffle watched Wolfwalkers! It’s one of my favourite movies of all time, it’s so beautiful,,, Also credit to Waffle for designing Kaeya’s bio dad! I love him very much

Spoilers for Wolfwalkers if you haven’t seen it!!

The story follows a similar storyline to the original movie, with Kaeya’s father as a hunter and young Kaeya wanting to follow in his footsteps. One day Kaeya finds himself in Wolvendom, where he stumbles across a red wolf. The wolf ends up accidentally biting him on the arm, before it runs back into the forest in fear.

Turns out that wolf was one of the fabled “wolfwalkers”, a human by day and a wolf by night. This wolf is Diluc, and his bite ends up turning Kaeya into a wolfwalker as well. Shenanigans ensue!

[pizzapasta23045]

Personally Kaeya's bio father always gets me. It's like, a gutpunch.

I wanna punch him in the face and then give him an hug. (About Kaeya's bio dad)

we NEED a new ragbros cutscene asap. tiktok editors are milking that ballads and brews one dry

[kaekisser]

forever thinking about the fact that kaeya has been tearing himself up over guilt, to the point of effectively losing his only remaining family, over a complete guess as to his bio father's intentions. "oh yeah idk if I was even meant to be a spy, my dad mightve just left me in mond to give me a future lol" BRO WHAT. HUHHHH

[dawn-til-duskk]

Kaeya Ragnvindr: A Headcanon Post

This is the second draft of this post that I've made because I tried to give detailed explanations of everything but it was like borderline unreadable with how many words there were so this time you get no explanations. Bare minimum context, just the headcanons (watch me still word vomit like 6k words). I did try to organize it by topic though.

also disclaimer: I probably can't claim some of these hcs as strictly original because many of these have been developed via unholy amounts of yapping with @applesandcecilia about this man so some of her ideas have probably leaked into this but it's too hard to say what's what anymore just know she's involved but I also don't speak for her so formally these are mostly mine EXCEPT for these first few ones about his maternal family she came up with the names and helped develop them for our siren AU and I have once again usurped them for canon (much like my Fatui Crepus post)

He's basically my OC at this point I love him.

ANYWAYS in honor of Kaeya's 5.6 return and just in case they do something wild with him that I dislike I present to you: my main Kaeya headcanons

Kaeya's Bio Family

Kaeya's mother, Arushi, was an adventurer from Sumeru who, after heading out on her own as a young adult, fell in love with Kaeya's father, and mistakenly wound up in a severely toxic marriage.

I'm not even going to attempt to theorize about who Kaeya's father is or how he escaped the curse or whatever, but I am firmly in the Kaeya's Dad Sucked camp. He likely hid everything about the Abyss/who he was until she became pregnant with Kaeya and then effectively kidnapped her in order to start preparing whatever plan it is that makes Kaeya "Khaenri'ah's last hope"

Kaeya doesn't remember much about his early childhood. He remembers pieces of Arushi, the fact that he would sneak into her (separate) bedroom whenever he had a nightmare, how kind and gentle she always was with him, her stories about his pirate grandfather, but most of it he truly can't remember, not that he would want to. His father was strict and tried to limit his bond with Arushi as much as possible, so most of the parenting was done under his cruel hand.

After Kaeya's father abandoned him in Mondstadt, Arushi was told that Kaeya had died in an accident. Though the grief was overwhelming, she continued with the escape plan she was developing for her and Kaeya and managed to return back to her family in Sumeru a few years later.

Arushi's parents are Deesha and Aroush, and Aroush was in fact a pirate (more of the adventurous finding lost treasures type, not the plundering type), though probably not quite as mystical as the stories Kaeya makes up in his story quest. He gave Arushi his "lucky" eyepatch when she left, and she passed it on as a gift to Kaeya, which is part of why he became so attached to it.

I am a heterochromic one gold eye Kaeya believer, and while it doesn't strictly make sense for Khaenri'ahns to have gold eyes in canon, I imagine it either came from his father or is somehow related to the Abyss (I don't hc the full black sclera situation, just a gold iris) which is why he enjoyed wearing the eyepatch at various points in his life before his injury.

Arrival in Mondstadt/Childhood

Much like Arushi, Kaeya was also given a false story when he was brought to Mondstadt, but rather than being told she was dead, he was told she had abandoned/no longer wanted him, which is why he never really tried to seek out his grandparents. He may have been considering it when he did the stowaway trip to Sumeru, but I imagine that trip was a spur of the moment decision that just kind of came out of a lot of emotional turmoil. In true kid fashion, I don't think he really knew what he wanted to do there, he just knew Khaenri'ah was near there and he had family there, and maybe hoped he'd suddenly be found by a relative who would tell him that they wanted and loved him and that he hadn't actually been abandoned.

(Crepus would have sought out Arushi and her family if he knew, if for nothing else than to chew her out for what he thought had occurred, but Kaeya never told him about them. When Crepus brought him back from Sumeru the explanation he got came through a blubbering mess of tears and he was more focused on expressing to Kaeya how much he loved him, and afterwards tried not to discuss it again with him because it was clearly a difficult subject)

(And yes I do headcanon that one day as an adult someone tells him he looks like he belongs to this one Sumeran family and after some angsting finds them and reunites with Arushi and gets the real story but that's not super relevant to this post)

As for the "Khaenri'ah's Last Hope" thing, I don't think that Kaeya was told much else beyond that. He knows he's there for a reason (personally I think there's something about the Loom of Fate that requires an Alberich for one reason or another but that's a theory for another time), but he doesn't actually know what the mission is. His father certainly made it sound like a spy situation ("don't draw attention to yourself, just blend in and make them like you"), but no one ever came asking for updates or with further instructions. Of course Kaeya, the poor anxiety ridden child he was (and still is), still considered this something to be guilty for, and it takes a lot of convincing from several people as an adult to get him to see that he was just a child and therefore innocent.

Kaeya was only 7 when he was left at the winery, and Diluc was 8 (they're 7 months apart, Kae arrived in the middle of summer)

Kaeya started having panic attacks at a very young age, typically brought on by thunderstorms. The only thing that could calm him down was curling up by the fireplace next to Luc who would stroke his hair (something Crepus always did to calm Luc himself down), and eventually, once he grew to trust Crepus, his new dad sitting by softly singing Greensleeves (which I hc as a children's lullaby that probably goes by a different name in canon) to him.

The first time Kaeya showed he fully trusted Crepus was when, instead of crawling into Luc's bed after a nightmare, he went into Crepus' room instead (and totally didn't make Crepus ugly cry nope definitely not)

Speaking of sharing a bed with Luc, Kaeya sleeps like a rock as a result of frequently doing that for several years as a kid (Diluc snores like a freight train)

Teenage Years/Development of His Adult Personality

This is probably an unpopular headcanon, but I actually don't think Kaeya's adult personality came after the fight with Diluc, nor do I believe it's all a facade. Though it was mostly unintentional, I believe Kaeya's personality came from Crepus (Diluc takes more after his late mother).

I hc that Crepus was a lot like the Kaeya we see in-game; a little cocky, charming and flirty (though not nearly as suave as Kaeya), a bit of a self-proclaimed fashionista, and a fan of pushing the limits and getting on people's nerves.

As is often the case with teenagers, the once rambunctious and mischievous Diluc slowly grew into a more reserved and introverted (dare I say nerdy too) and he was definitely the pinnacle of Awkward Teenager, and as the result of what was probably a subconscious need to balance him out, Kaeya became more outgoing and stereotypically "cool". Upon discovering he had quite the silver tongue, Kaeya became the bigger troublemaker between them, rather overconfident in his abilities to talk them out of anything, often leaving Jean to drag them out of trouble.

After the fight with Diluc and taking over the role of Calvary Captain, Kaeya did develop a mask, but it's not a total facade. Instead of the free-spirited attitude of his teenage years, his charm and cavalier nature gained a more guarded and calculated layer. His flamboyant theater-kid energy was reigned in to become more selectively displayed. Everything about him became tailored to let people see what he wanted them to see when he wanted them to see it. And then of course, there came the appearances.

One of the primary changes after his fight with Diluc was that Kaeya became a control freak. Not overtly, and not about everything, but in some very impactful ways. Feeling like his life was (once again) slipping through his fingers, he scrambled for things to hold onto, and found it in unexpected places.

First, it was his clothing. To be honest, he's not entirely sure for himself how that started. It had mostly been something of a joke, purchasing something ridiculous to reflect how out of control everything felt, and somehow it had suited him. And there was something cathartic about planning out every small detail of every outfit he donned, making sure everything looked just right. The flashiness was practical too, giving him an eccentric air that drew people in, making them easier to sway in whatever direction he desired.

The skincare came of necessity. His skin had been dry to begin with, and the side effects of his new vision had just made things worse. He hadn't planned on branching out beyond a simple lotion or cream, but the woman at the beauty store Lisa had recommended to him was so enthusiastic and well-meaning, he found himself inclined to let her sell him on some other extraneous items. It seemed rather trivial, considering he couldn't be bothered to take care of himself in more important matters (eating, sleeping regularly, drinking anything other than alcohol), but something about the rigid routine of slathering a dozen different products on his face kept him sane even on the worst days.

The makeup, however, surprised even Kaeya himself. Befriending a group of mercenaries hadn't exactly been on his bucket list, but it seemed that once you had earned their respect, there was no turning back. Dehya, apparently deciding she was now his big sister of sorts, had scolded him for his lack of eye protection, and soon enough he found himself sitting in front of a mirror being taught the ways of Eremite makeup. Though it had practical use for the desert, its aesthetic purposes intrigued him, and it was certainly a more entertaining activity than staring at the empty walls of his house on lonely nights he didn't feel like being in the tavern.

Also, the rattail is NOT canon get that out of my face my man has luxurious L'Oreal model hair. Particularly a wavy hair texture (for all my Kaeya appearance headcanons, just look at @applesandcecilia's art her Kaeya is my favorite). He's also very meticulous about his haircare, though that's partially also out of necessity because wavy/curly hair is a pain in the butt.

And for the love of all that is good in this world Kaeya is NOT a womanizer/playboy/whatever other term you want to use. I don't typically openly criticize other people's headcanons because everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but this is a subject I don't play around with. That man drinks his respect women juice on a daily basis. He may flirt and charm to get what he wants out of someone, but messing with someone's emotions on such a deep level is entirely off limits.

Beyond that, I don't even believe Kaeya is capable of dating/sleeping around because that man is afraid of all forms of intimacy and you cannot convince me otherwise. He is the king of trying to forcibly hold people at arm's length and seems to fight off all urges to want to connect with someone on any kind of deeper level both platonically or romantically. If he does ever reach the point of letting some of that guard down, it would be over a length of time and definitely not with just anyone.

Additional Misc Adult Headcanons

Because of his struggles about choosing between Khaenri'ah and Mondstadt, Kaeya is most drawn towards people with strong opinions and enjoys surrounding himself with them (including Jean and Diluc). He likes sparking debates and playing Devil's Advocate to see how these people's minds work. For him, winning a debate isn't about proving his side right, as he typically doesn't care about the side he's chosen. His goal is to get the other person to either admit they're wrong or admit that there is no clear right or wrong side, which fuels his inner turmoil and justifying his inability to choose.

So in a way, there's a part of him that enjoys losing debates of that kind, because I believe that deep down he's already chosen Mondstadt, he's just afraid of the consequences of "betraying" Khaenri'ah. People with strong convictions give him hope that it is possible to choose something so impactful and be willing to face whatever that decision brings.

I won't get into all my headcanons about the Ragbros and their reconciliation bc that's a whole separate post, but I thoroughly believe that after Kaeya and Diluc finally talk things out and begin the process of restoring their relationship, Kaeya goes sober. Nothing delights me more than taking away Kaeya's alcoholism (STOP romanticizing it in all of your characters hoyo it's not cute).

Also-- and I'm aware this can be very controversial topic in the Ragbros community, this is just my opinion-- Kaeya takes the Ragnvindr name again once he's comfortable with Diluc again (hence the title of this post). I believe Kaeya was officially adopted and by choice grew up as a Ragnvindr (in all honesty I don't think Kaeya ever told anyone his last name was Alberich until he renounced the Ragnvindr name after the fight, but either way Crepus would have let him choose whether he wanted to call himself a Ragnvindr or not).

Kaeya had wanted to change back the moment he got his first hug from Diluc since the fight, but was too afraid to ask if that would be welcome. It wasn't until Diluc himself (knowing what Kaeya's father had been like) hesitantly asked why he was keeping the Alberich name that Kaeya explained and was reassured that he had every right to the name.

After building back his relationship with Diluc, Kaeya had to scramble to fake decorate his apartment/condo/house/whatever he lives in. After having to get his own place after the fight, it never really felt like home. There seemed to be no reason to make it comfortable because to him it was simply a waiting place. Waiting for what, he didn't know, considering he wasn't expecting to ever reconcile with Diluc. Perhaps he thought that at any given moment the Abyss would show its ugly face and come finish off the job of ruining his life, so there was no point in settling down.

When Diluc suggested crashing with him after vigilante activities, Kaeya realized he had to make sure Luc never found out about how he really lived. Every time Luc goes over, he gets the feeling that there's something off about the artwork and lamps and other miscellaneous "homey" things, but he's never brave enough to confront Kaeya about it.

Kaeya is also an Actual Disney Princess. It's unclear why (probably a Ragnvindr trait, Luc has the same issue) but most small animals absolutely adore him. If he took a nap in an open field, he would wake up surrounded by cute little critters. Stray cats in particular adore him, and if he thought he was responsible enough to take care of them he would probably have a whole house full (he settles for sparing some treats and scritches whenever he can)

TL;DR: Kaeya is the love of my life I cannot summarize all those thoughts but if there's one thing I want you to take away it's that his primary coping mechanism is being a Diva that is all thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[katemartin17]

Inspired by @the-ragbros-are-okay, I have decided to post my own version of “songs I associate with the Ragbros, accompanied by brief explanations”! I posted this playlist on bluesky a few months ago encouraged by a friend there who had done something similar (and who doesn’t have tumblr), so now I am going to share it with you guys as well…

One disclaimer before we begin: I don’t care if the original songwriter meant for the song to be romantic, if it sounded platonic to me when I first heard it, then that’s how I’ll interpret it. I guess it’s a family trait… (like my dad singing You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker to me ever since I was a toddler)

Welcome to my version of the ~Ragbros sad playlist~

1- "Brother", by Kodaline

This is THE Ragbros song of all time to me, I don’t make the rules. “We've taken different paths, and travelled different roads, I know we'll always end up on the same one when we're old”. It’s a song all about how you’re devoted to your brother and you would die for them. (The music video is heartbreaking, btw)

2- "Who We Are", by Hozier

The second verse is so them to me that it hurts. “You and I burned out our steam chasing someone else's dream" - the two of them chasing their bio fathers' dreams and feeling burnt out in the process. “How can something be so much heavier but so much less than what it seems?” - their fight being both a big deal and a minor thing in the grand scheme of things. “This phantom life sharpens like an image, but it sharpens like a knife” - the phantom life being their shared past and everything they no longer have.

3- "Somewhere Only We Know", by Keane

I see this as a song of reconciliation. The two of them, growing tired and a bit older, feeling like they could reunite someplace they used to love and share as kids to properly have a conversation...

4- "BIRDS OF A FEATHER", by Billie Eilish

To me, this is a song about soulmates, and I'm a firm believer that soulmates do NOT have to be romantic in nature. Your soulmate can be your parent, your sibling, your best friend... "I knew you in another life, you had that same look in your eyes. I love you, don't act so surprised"

5- "Why Does It Always Rain on Me?", by Travis

I mean, this is 100% Kaeya after the fight. The feelings of inescapable despair, connecting this depression state with a non-stop rain (which was also present when he was left in Mond), the guilt ("is it because I lied when I was 17?")…

6- "Hate Me", by Miley Cyrus

Another one from Kaeya’s pov, in this case right after Diluc returns, when he is still a firm believer that his brother hates his guts. He wonders if Diluc will stop hating him once he dies. The entire song is a perfect fit: ���one drink and I’m back to that place, the memories won’t fade”; “would it be too hard to say goodbye? I hope that it’s enough to make you cry”

7- "this is me trying", by Taylor Swift

Burnt-out gifted child Diluc feeling the weight of his mistakes after he comes back, not sure if he should have. "I didn't know if you'd care if I came back". Also, in the second verse: "and my words shoot to kill when I'm mad, I have a lot of regrets about that. I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere. Fell behind all my classmates and I ended up here"

8- "Pyro", by Kings of Leon

This song was made for Diluc, even the title is a perfect fit! "Single book of matches gonna burn what's standing in the way" (he feels like he burns and ruins everything in his path, either good or bad). "All the black inside me is slowly seeping from the bone. Everything I cherish is slowly dying or it's gone". I love this song for him so much that I used a line as a title for my most recent fic

9- "Same Mistake", by James Blunt

I’ll let the lyrics of this one speak for themselves: "And maybe someday we will meet, and maybe talk, and not just speak. Don't buy the promises, 'cause there are no promises I keep. And my reflection troubles me (…) I’m not calling for a second chance. I’m screaming at the top of my voice. Give me reason, but don’t give me choice ‘cause I’ll just make the same mistake again”

10- "Everybody's Changing", by Keane

More Keane! I'd say it perhaps fits Diluc once he returns to Mond, this feeling of being an outcast, of not belonging there anymore because everybody (including himself) is different. “Everybody’s changing and I don’t feel the same”

11- "How to Save a Life", by The Fray

On the other hand, thinking about roughly the same moment in their story, here we could have more of Kaeya's pov while watching his once sunshine of a brother come back as a shadow of himself..

12- "Feel it All", by KT Tunstall

First of all, everyone should listen to this womaaaan! Okay, now the song: I used this as inspiration for one of my fics because, to me, it fits Kaeya's feelings while he waited for Diluc to come back from his revenge trip. The second verse fits that situation so well, with Kaeya wondering where Diluc is and having mixed feelings over being at ease in Mond with a cryo Vision

13- "Amsterdam", by Coldplay

A song from my favorite album by my favorite band, here we have Diluc at his lowest while away from Mond: “Come here, oh my star is fading. And I swerve out of control. And I swear I waited and waited. I've got to get out of this hole”. I also used this one as inspiration for a fic in the same series as the last one...

14- "We Hug Now", by Sydney Rose

I found out about this song through a Ragbros edit on TikTok to the last verse from both brothers' perspectives and OUCH... “I have a feeling you got everything you wanted and you're not wasting time stuck here like me. You're just thinkin' it's a small thing that happened, the world ended when it happened to me”. According to Sydney, it was written about friendship breakups, which makes it even more painful

[kaeyachi]

when it rains, the alberich clan gets the urge to do something chaotic:

-caribert became the loom of fate

-clothar went into a dialogue about it, leading to the start of the abyss order

-kaeya's bio dad left him in mond for some...reason unclear yet

-kaeya confesses his origins to diluc leading to a fight that gave him his vision

i guess the drama of storm sound effects was too good to be ignored

[lvnesart]

This isn’t just Genshin, but I think I also notice PARENT or MENTOR figures in particular get criticized harshly sometimes, in what looks to me like a pattern. My guess is folks projecting their own issues with their parents. Which I personally understand, but uh lmao hc isn’t canon. Personally I think Crepus tried his best, but he probably had a bit of baggage that meant he had flaws. Sideeyes his delusion. But overall he probably earnestly loved Kaeya and Diluc as much as he could. It’d be nice if we got to know more about him, but getting personal details from Diluc and Kaeya is like pulling teeth.

I'm not gonna talk about the projecting part.

But I personally usually see Crepus and Kaeya's bio dad to be in the same boat sometimes. Crepus I go easier on cause we have some evidence of how he loved his boys and how much they loved him.

Kaeya's father is a little more difficult and yet sooo?? Easy to see? What we know of him comes from the perspective of a scornful child who grew up with this single and stagnant view of his father

But yeah, you're right. Getting anything about their dads from those two is,,, basically next to impossible because the daddy issues run DEEP

[hayden-christensen-verse]

Here is the long awaited lmao about my au twins and tidbits about them

Base in this post

Anakin is 6'7 and reader is 5'7. Reader is half alien (navi from James Cameron avatar) she appears more human same with the twins. They have the strips that Navi have but its just a dark skin tone than their regular skin, they have tails that are mostly tucked away unless they are on Pandora, they have the nuro queues like Navi so imagin them with a long braid down their backs though it's mostly put up in a hair style when in battle

Ares red eyes and Apollo's white hair are to be changed to your eyes and hair color, I just used my oc's eye and hair color

(Y/l/n) - your last name

- Name: Ares (y/l/n)-kenobi (skywalker)

- Age: 20

- Family: Y/n (mother) anakin (father) Apollo (twin, younger) obi-wan (father figure)

- Voice claims

𖤛 HSR: blade

𖤛 Adventure time: Marshall lee

𖤛 Howls moving castle: Howl

- height: 6'6

Personality

- Ares is a very loyal person, like his father he has loyalty to people before concepts

- ares quickly took on the man of the house type responsibility role when old enough as he's seen his mother work her ass off

- ares is a momma's boy just like his brother, his mother is everything to him

- ares is not a fan of his father at all and hates that he looks like him, thinks that it reminds his mother to much of the pain he's done.

- he's very untrusting of new people and often comes off as rude and mean. So he tends to stay a good distance away until he's needed

- ares likes to fly his ikran makoto

- ares likes to explore, play around with droids and the like, making things and cooking

- ares likes sun sets and sunrises

- Name: Apollo (y/l/n)-kenobi (skywalker)

- Age: 20

- Family: Y/N (mother), Ares (twin, older), Obi wan (father figure), Anakin (father)

- Voice claims

𖤛 Hsr: Sunday

𖤛 CRK: lilac cookie

𖤛 Genshin: kaeya

- height: 6'4

Personality/ random facts

- Apollo is the kinder one of the pair, usually speaking in a monotone or soft but firm voice

-also an avid hater of his bio dad

- Apollo is very quiet and reserved and rarely likes to speak to other outside his family

- Apollo is the one mostly calming ares down

- also a mama's boy

-Apollo learned to do more indoor chores than the manly ones ares does

- while he sales kind and understanding, Apollo can get very nasty if provoke though that's rare

- hates strong smells as it causes headaches

- when he can he loves taking naps outside under the fruit trees either next to ares or on his mothers lap

-likes nighttime as it's when the planet lights up with bioluminescence

- hes ikrans name is Tsawke'ral, This name blends the Na'vi word for "sun" (tsawke) with a suffix that denotes loyalty and calmness, creating a harmonious and serene sound.

- Apollo likes to play instruments, sing and dance or just relax

[pizzapasta23045]

Thank you. I am totally normal about this.

Ignore my last reblog. /hj

Pls more of Kaeya's bio dad I am insane about him if you don't I will literally die I swear.

(Love your art btw)

here's some, i dont remeber if ive posted any of these already

and thank you!! ^^

[thequeenoffishburrito]

Ok so I actually had this dream a while back but I never shared it so I figured I would cuz I feel like itd make a cool fic (I'll leave out some details cuz at one point it went from genshin to FMAB but whatever)

Anyways so I had this dream where kaeya's dad and a bunch of people from khaneria had escaped to the surface, but not like in an "evil plan ready to destroy teyvat" sort of way but just like escaping the confines. Anyways so Kaeya sees his dad, and somehow his dad managed to have 2 more kids. Now unlike kaeya the kid raised as a spy n shit, kaeyas dad takes care of them. Then kaeya calls him by an affectionate term he used as a kid and his dad slapped him.

That's when it started turning into an FMAB situation so I'll leave it there but yee.

Like if I were to turn this into a fic I'd have Diluc spying on kaeyas convo with his dad then have kaeya just spiral downwards cuz his step dad dead, his bro dont like him, then his bio dad dont care no more. I'd probably have diluc try to say something comforting to kaeya but also mostly berating his dad which sets kaeya off since he dont think diluc care no more in shit (I'd probably make them fight inside Angel's share). Then I'd end it with a big ragbros hug n shit. Badda bing, badda boom the end.

[machveil]

hi, welcome to my headcanon about their little immediate family situation (ignore that I forgot to add Jean, she’s roughly a smidge taller than Kaeya we love a tall queen)

These are just my headcanons, but:

-we obviously have older brother figure Albedo. He’s our certified older brother that looks tired but can pull two consecutive all nighters. A couple grey hairs, tired eyes, dark circles? Absolutely. Also? Short king, iconic. He would fight Celestia hands down for Klee. Is the type of person to let Klee figure out stuff on her own, then help when she asks.

(Evil!Albedo and Flower!Albedo have tired eyes, but lack the grey hairs and dark circles)

-Klee!! Clueless younger sister figure, she’s just here to have fun and cause chaos, we know this. She doesn’t mean to cause so much trouble, it just happens. Kaeya’s handmade notes on how to evade trouble are well read and the paper has definitely seen better days.

-Sucrose is giving middle child/babysitter. We forget she’s here sometimes, but she’s reliable and likes showing Klee what she’s working on. She just keeps to her bio projects and zones in while Klee is watching. “Wait, Klee, don’t touch that. That flower is the control subject. See, these ones have been modified by—“.

-Older sister Mona. After the quest with her and Klee, Mona hangs around Albedo to keep an eye on her subtly while discussing astrology and alchemy. Other than Kaeya, she’s the most qualified to watch this kid (please give her money before she takes Klee out for lunch). Lowkey tries to impress Klee with her astrology skills, she wants to be her the favorite sibling figure.

-Kaeya is actually Klee’s favorite uncle, thank you very much. She loves all the knights, but Kaeya? He has her back at the drop of a hat. Jeans coming? Hide behind me. You want treasure? You can’t tell anyone… but I have this treasure map. Hangs around Albedo constantly, Klee is always wanting his attention so he can make Albedo take a break and play.

-Jean is a wonderful aunt figure. I’d say mother figure, but Alice actually isn’t replaceable in Klee’s eyes, that’s her mom, no one else holds a candle to her. That said, Jean is more than happy to be her favorite auntie. Yeah, she’s the enforcer and ‘bad cop’ to Kaeya’s ‘good cop’, but Klee doesn’t mind and Jean knows it. Let’s Klee play and design new Jumpy Dumpties draw in her office when she’s working. Absolutely thanks everyone else for watching Klee when she can’t. One big found family <3

-Let’s be real, all of Mondstadt is looking after Klee, but this is her immediate family after Alice and her dad. Also, the traveler is definitely that family friend/relative that comes in for holidays (events), randomly and drops gifts and mora on Klee, then dips again after a couple days.

[tartaeya]

re: centaur au, ragbros are actually bio siblings in this au!! kaeya's papa (izar) and crepus raised them together

i drew art of kaeya's dad and crepus but i'm terrified of posting it bc i'm worried people would give it a one second glance and think it's an Other Ship