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Kamlesh Khabri

Kabhi Kamlesh, Kabhi Khabri

(where I have drawn a hypothetical world where Kamlesh Khabri lives on this blog as the Editor In Chief)

Introduction of Kamlesh Khabri on this blog

Offscreen/unseen pictures of IPKKND (part 1)

Love-hate relationship with Raizadas

10 Hottest Looks of Khushi Kumari Gupta (1-6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

10 Hottest Looks of Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada

15 Moments in IPK that Could’ve Been Photographed

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IPKKND LIVE BLOG SEASON 1 [Epi 5]

Let'z welocme Shyam today. *sarcasm intended* (-_-) (I know I wrote the wrong spelling by mistake but then I noticed it and thought let it be. Who cares. Shyam himself won't come here to correct me.)

There, I gave you the biggest spoiler of the episode, in advance to ruin your mood.

Heh. I am evil.

Now don't leave without reading it, okay? I do a lot of mehnat into writing these. :')

Come. Let'z begin this then *sighs irritated-ly*

Arnav's manager shows him the live news with the footage, being telecasted in some channel. (Kamlesh Khabri ji, was that yours ? Lol.)

2. Did you-too- wonder about that 'smart' phone, Arnav was holding? Turns out, I could find it.

3. "Aaj ka saajan" Lmao. (Today's lover)

4. Arnav, while watching that clip, being telecasted, flashes back to the line Khushi said last, before leaving. "Devi maiyya ki marzi ke bina koi kuch bhi nahi kar sakta, koi Arnav Singh Raizada bhi nahi." (No one can do anything without Devi-Maiyya's wish, not even some Arnav Singh Raizada.")

5. Basically, he is thinking, that, he has shown her place to 'that girl', who had said that he can't do anything without some 'devi maiyya's wish'.

6. This is clear in his reply to Akash's protest for over paying MR . "Meri beizatti karne ki himmat naa kabhi kisi ne ki hai, naa ab koi karega." (No one, has ever disrespected me, nor anyone would, now, have the guts to.) Oh. So, the problem is your ego issue.

I should have known it. Khushi had the misfortune to meet you and now she is paying the price with her reputation and dignity, being butchered like animal slaughtering. You, a__hole.

7. Khushi and her Amma are getting molested by a bunch of perverts.

8. Babuji tries to stop them, but he gets a hard push, which results in Shashi losing his balance and his head hits a nearby pole.

9. The men are very adamant and one of them tugs at Khushi's dupatta.

10. There. A man, wearing, a beautiful shiny brown pair of office shoes, with a matching pair of trousers, is shown stepping down from somewhere. He starts walking (towards the scene?)

11. A Turquoise bracelet gleaming in his right wrist. (why the fck isn't he wearing his wedding ring?) He is shown from behind some -shops?- He walks upto where babuji had fallen down. He helps him to stand up.

12. Wow. Daiyya Ho! What an entry.

13. Everything aside. Aabhaas looks so fckin handsome in that outfit. Everything. Literally, everything about his look is so freaking perfect. The colour combo of the shirt and pant. The shoes. Oh. God. I am in love with those shoes.

IDK. It's just looks so- fantastic?-deliciously beautiful?- I am simping for those, quite literally. Is it normal for some human to simp on a pair of shoes? Whatever. So. Yeah. I was talking about the look. The flare of the pant, as he walks. His haircut. Like. Wow. Absolutely ravishing.

14. And he starts beating those mfs, one by one.

15. After beating those hooligans. He walks back to Babuji, to check up on him. He tells him to get a band-aid for his cut. Babuji is touched by his words and thanks him for the help.

16. Then, Shyam turns to look at where Amma was standing but is transfixed to see Khushi shyly(hesitantly?) looking at him with tears in her eyes, from behind her Amma, just like any other rom-com film, only that, this isn't any other rom-com film. (the Sitar and Tabla BG score used, here, is so freaking beautiful and also kind of suits him coz it sounds something like wicked and graceful.)

17. We can see, he is caught off guard, by the way, Khushi is looking at him; by her beauty. He realizes her hesitation and picks up her fallen dupatta and offers it to her but Amma takes it back. He might have wanted to talk to her but, before that, he is pulled out of his trance, by babuji and they bid him a goodbye.

Khushi turns back to look at him, one last time. Only that, this isn't the last time, they would be meeting. Alas. Khushi as well as we, don't even have an idea about, the depth, of his obsession with Khushi that, will go, after this moment.

18. Look at the absolute contrast, in the way, they introduced both the anti-hero and the main villain. At this point, half of the audience might have already started shipping Shyam and Khushi.

19. The sequence, at Gomti Sadan, is so freaking emotional. Khushi is, again, getting punished for the crime that she didn't even commit. (Or until they think that she shouldn't have left the house at all.)

20. Even babuji cannot come to forgive her, this time. Garima decides to send, both of them, away to Delhi. Buaji, who always had an over-reaction for every situation, was, a minute ago, shouting at both of them to say or do something, to punish Khushi,(She really likes to see Khushi suffering. Bloody sadist.) is shocked. Lol. "Dilli kauno davaai ki pudhia thori haee, ki ghol ke pilaay dio. Sab theek." (Delhi isn't some bundle of medicines that dissolving it in water and making it drink someone, would cure everything.)

21. The moment she realizes that she has to take both of the girl's responsibility, she spits out the water from her mouth. Lmao. She tries to convince both of them but is not successful. Her discomfort is so visible, as she gets to taste the result of her instigation. LMAO. LMAO. LMAO. Buaji ab maza aaya? Lol.

22. Anjali comes in with a thaali, diya and some incense sticks burning. Arnav is immediately irritated at the sight of his Didi (initially he used to call her 'didi' then he resorted to 'Di').

23. She asks about whether he ever thought about the well-being of 'that girl' before creating such a huge ruckus and Arnav, I think, is caught off guard.

24. We are immediately taken to 'that girl', who is so innocent that she could not even think that her 'woh' had released those 'taswirein'.

25. She vows to find out who was the one to release them.

26. Deepali's foundation was so off, in this scene. (Literally, her face looks so pale.)

27. Payal asks Khushi, in a challenging(or admonishing?) way, that how will she find out, ready to scold her, for even mentioning to do something else, lest it worsens the already messy situation, they are in.

28. Screen cuts to Arnav, still in his thoughts (maybe regretting? Lol. No.) as he comes out of his reverie and says " Soch ke hi toh kiya tha." (It was a thought out move.)

29. Liar. (Liar, pants on fire. Lol.) No. You were not thinking when you ordered for those videos to be released, Arnav. Why are you lying then? Tell your Didi that you did it, in a fit of rage, to show 'someone' that you actually hold a lot of power. Bloody b_stard.

30. Lol. "Ab aap apna yeh 'naari mukti morcha', yahan mat nikaliye, yeh mera office hai." (Now, please don't start your 'Women's Liberation March' here, this is my office.)

31. Lmao. The brother-sister banter is so heart warming and fun to watch :)

32. Both Khushi and Payal reach the office of 'Khabrein 24x7' (News 24x7). Khushi, is nervous, and clutches Payal's hand in fear. Payal understands her distress and smiles victoriously, that now she will be able to convince her sister, to return back to their comfort zone.

33. But, her sister is more courageous than she seems to be. And, true to her nature, she tells Payal to take a seat and walks up to the reception, gulping nervously.

34. She asks to have a word with their company's 'maalik' (owner). But, the receptionist tells her, for that she would have to go to Delhi.

35. After a few minutes of deciding, when she wants to talk, to the receptionist again, she tells her to wait for sometime without paying any attention that she is 'the same girl'.

36. Sometime later, the workers of the office realize that Khushi is that 'TV wali ladki' and they start mocking her and make fun of her situation. They circle her in the center of the office and keep laughing.

37. Payal is disappointed and reduces to tears immediately, she quickly walks up to Khushi but loses the courage to take her out of it, as her feet get frozen, due to the nervous-ness, by all that negative attention, that, they are getting.

38. Khushi noticing, that her sister is getting affected by the mess that they have managed to land into, speaks up. She, while shedding tears, knocks some sense into them. And they are.....umm, immediately regretting it? No realization?

I mean to say that they could have shown them realizing their mistake, like, they could have taken some time? Then, that, 'sorry we were wrong' could have made much more sense. Did you too feel that? No? Only me? Ok. Leave it. (Pata nahi choro.)

39. So. Yeah. They 'feel' sorry immediately. And regret it. But, Khushi does not want their apology. She wants the answers which she had come for. They reveal that they got the orders from the higher authorities ('Woh clippings release karne ke orders upar se aaye the.')

40. Khushi asks who send them those clippings and is unsurprisingly shocked. I know. I don't make sense. But. Let me explain. See. She is so naive, that, she didn't even realize the extent of power and influence that ASR commands.

Just because, she got to 'talk' to him personally, in a fairly public place (The Dargah), without any appointment, in his own office, doesn't mean that he is not 'that' much influential. It's just, he chose to have a conversation about the topic with her. He could have easily ignored her. But, he didn't.

So, my point is, she could not even come to think that only he would be the one, who could do this, even after, getting into a heated argument with 'The ASR'. She had already started treating him like an acquaintance. Like, he is a random normal person, just like her. And, not some Business Tycoon of the Fashion Industry. She had already started treating him like an equal, like a normal person, of her 'status'.

41. So. She's shocked. Screen stops at her face. Precap begins. *quickly pauses it* Spoilers. (Although I had already watched it once earlier *smiles nervously* I am not a hypocrite, okay? I had watched it out of excitement.)Ok. Bye.

P.S. : No P.S. Bye. Have a great day/night ahead. God bless you.

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Sunday Samachaar #2

Namaste everyone. 

I, your favorite Kamlesh Khabri, is back. 

Here’s the welcome page for this blog.

Remember me, if not then read this amezing post. 

So this is how this blog will function (since I’m the editor in chief of Jalebi-ji’s blog). Every Sunday is dedicated to the wonderful audience who interacts with Jalebi-ji and the weekdays are dedicated to Jalebi-ji’s posts and gifs and stories. 

So update time: I helped (film) Jalebi-ji’s moving and packing rooms so hence I missed giving any update and responding to asks the last time. 

Currently I have sixteen asks in my askbox.

So send in your love for Anjali-ji *cough* I mean for Jalebi ji!!!

By the way this is world news:

Amreeka decided to step back 100 years by deciding to overturn the legalized right to abortion. I say best decision - start by doing compulsory reversible vasectomy on all men. I’m not American BUT I AM READY. Scissors nikaalo nandkisore! Main toh kabse hoon ready taiyaar, katale saiyaan zimmedaari seeee (get the scissors out and get ready to snip)

Russian Ukraine war is still going on. Kyunki Putin sathiyagaya hai (Putin is mad). Sarkai lo sathia Putin laage. 

Palestine, Syria, Yemen, Afghanistan - crisis still exists there but because they’re not fair enough to be in fair and lovely ads, the world forgets them like they forgot Dhruv in IPK. Taking Only Desi’s holy word - they’re not Gori enough to be Gori Gori Gori Gori Gori Gori, kabhi kabhi chori chori chori chori... (not fair enough to dance in a Hindi song that’s literally called ‘oh fair one’)

Ranveer paaji’s Jayeshbhai Jordaar is in trouble because they showed how doctors illegally reveal gender of fetuses. So yes, sue a film for educating an audience about reality because our Indian courts have no other work to do. 

Sri Lanka is in its worst financial crisis. Tourism is one of their most important sources on income but COVID impacted it greatly. Toh bhai, jaake apne padosi ko hi hello karke aao. (Go and meet your neighbors).

Climate is at its worst. But we can make a difference. Kaise? Find out - make an effort, because;

And there are millions of people who are doing good. Greta meri bachi *nazar na lage*

Chalo, answering your IPK questions now :)

Best regards-wa,

- Kamlesh Khabri, all Sunday Samachaars are found here. 

Senior Editor of Jalebi-Weds-Bluetooth

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hi Kamlesh Ji, can we pls hear your love hate relationship before the interview story. Plsssssss, how did u convince them. Thank u.

Hello Ji!

Well you see, when Mr Terrible Raizada and Mrs Stupendo-Fantabuloysly-Fantastic Raizada celebrated AR's 2013 success at the New York Fashion week - the loveliest Khushi Ji spotted me from the crowd and ushered her six feet brick wall of a husband towards me.

Ah, she was so sweet and I, in my first international coverage, felt loved to find someone from Lucknow in New York. I asked for a bite from the Raizadas and it went like this;

Khushi: "KAMLESH KHABRI JI!" Kamlesh: Khushi Ji! ASR: You're Kamlesh Khabri? Kamlesh: Ji Khushi: JI! ASR: The one who would post news stories on how to hypnotize one's husband to get the truth. Kamlesh: Ji Khushi: Oh... haan, Arnav ji woh- ASR: The one who would post idiotic stories of men marrying and then murdering their wives due to some error in their birth charts. Kamlesh: You're a fan Mr. Raizada? Khushi: Arnav ji- *ASR disappears in the crowd*

And then I get sacked out of my job. Poor me, left jobless and penniless in New York. But I'm also no less. A week later I did storm into AR with my trusty camera and microphone and (with Khushi-ji's permission) went straight upto ASR's cabin.

ASR: What the- Kamlesh: You got me kicked out of a job? Khushi: Arnav-ji, you caused Kamlesh Ji to lose his job! ASR: How are you on his side Khushi? Kamlesh: Why won't she be on my side Mr Raizada? I only show the truth and have gotten such fan following through the truth! ASR: Truth? Yeah right, as if you don't get paid to cover idiotic stories. Kamlesh: Oh, you mean like the one you paid me to paste on my television a year and a half ago about a certain Khushi Gupta falling into your lap as a seductress when we all knew that she was innocent. ASR: ... Khushi: ... Kamlesh: ... ASR: GET OUT

And of course, because I also exposed Payal-Ji's dowry scheming ex on national television and was completely innocent in what the channel demanded of me, the sweetest Khushi-ji allowed me to cover the Raizada's exclusively on my independent channel. Other channels pay me tonnes to get their content. But it's also not been a smooth sailing.

Kamlesh: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MR AND MRS RAIZADA! ASR: What the-*cough* Khushi: Thank you Kamlesh Ji! How're you? Please wait for a minute, I'll quickly ask Hari Prakash Ji to pack a box of sweets for you. Kamlesh: You're so sweet Khushi Bhabhi ASR: *death glare* Kamlesh: *sweat* So Arnav bhai- ASR: Don't even.

Or in most occasions it is,

Kamlesh: Happy New Year Mr and Mrs Raizada! Khushi: Happy New Year Kamlesh Ji. ASR: ... Khushi: *whispers* say something ASR: *grunts* Kamlesh: Wow! What brilliance, a grunt - congratulations and warmth expressed through a grunt. That is the Raizadas wishes for all. Khushi: *giggles* Arnav: *grunts louder*

So this is how our lovely relationship is. Flowers for Anjali Ji, wonderful conversations with Khushi Ji, a bunch of grunts/what thes/death glares and swift turnarounds from ASR. And I didn't really have to convince them - read my first letter on JWB and you'll understand that Khushi Ji did most of the work for me *wink*

Best,

- Kamlesh Khabri

Publisher of Sunday Samachaar

Editor in Chief of JWB

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Sunday Samachaar

*this is important for everyone sending in asks - so if you plan to send one, please read the following* here’s the welcome page for this blog. 

Namaste everyone. 

Kamlesh Khabri this side. Remember me?

Since you all have been beautifully blessing Jalebi-ji with your wonderful asks and it’s taking forever for them to be answered on time, I, Kamlesh Khabri-

[bff of KKGSR - arch nemesis of ASR (funny considering he had come to me for showcasing the Lucknow clip, ASR is a baingan ka thali by God) - deewana of Anjali Raizada - best independent reporter from Lucknow] 

-have decided to come up with a new scheme, 

More like an idea actually. 

Sundays are dedicated to you all! 

Yes, to the darshakon/audience of Jalebi Weds Bluetooth. On Sundays all asks answered will be posted. So if you’ve asked a question - expect is to be answered on the nearest Sunday, if not - next Sunday! And throughout the week expect a reblog, gifset or whatever other genius things Jalebi-ji creates. She is special that way.

*cough* praises aside. Hope you enjoy this new idea. Let us know in the comments and all below how did you like the idea! 

Till then,

Acha chalta hoon duaon main yaad rakhna. (Also do send some funny asks to Jalebi-ji or swayam Kamlesh Khabri - you guys don’t remember me at all when I’m the one who has the gossip!)

Bye bye!

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Just wanted to say hi, dear Kamlesh ji✨✨✨ I'm sankiRaizada, aap itne phamous ho and abhi tak humara intro nhi hui toh🤝🤝

Y-YOU REMEMBERED ME?

You called me Ji?

Hello SankiRaizada Ji, I'm so happy to have met you. Arrey intro kya, aao dance karte hai saath saath!

Aise hi blog main aate rahiye ga, kyunki zindagi main do hi cheez achi lagti hai;

Anjali Ji (I obviously mean Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham ka Anjali...) aur aap :)

Hum toh poore, I mean poore, Lucknow main world phamous hai.

Itna phame hai ki humara khud ka channel ho jaata agar ek random RayBans wearing six feet man didn't oust me from the journalism industry because I gave his wife ideas about a man marrying and murdering his wife out of kundali dosh.

How is it my fault that he didn't tell his wife why he didn't marry her? Hum toh teen ghante ki suspense main marr jaate, his wife lasted three months!

Ab kya kare, miya biwi jhagde baar baar, aur hum ho jaaye berozgaar.

But you don't worry SankiRaizada Ji, that wonderful and beautiful wife of that akdu unnecessarily sexy businessman ne hume funding de di hai iss blog ka editor in chief banne ke liye.

Toh humara intro ka, mulaqaat chalti rahegi!

Dekhte rahiye,

Jalebi Weds Bluetooth! And do read my Sunday samachaar!

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#10 "Beautiful,” (S11, E10)

#10 of 10 Hottest Looks of Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada

“Beautiful... amazing,” - Arnav Singh Raizada attempting to speak during Rabba Ve eye sex with his beloved, beautiful wife. 

Aankhon mein teri, 

Ajab si ajab si adayein hai, 

Dil ko banade joh patang,

Saansein yeh teri woh hawaein hai...

There’s a special, difference grace in your eyes. Your breath, like a breeze, makes my heart soar high like a kite in the wind. 

At the risk of sounding like a broken tape recorder, Khushi looks her most beautiful when Arnav stares at her. But this time, it’s different. Khushi has been seeking his gaze and drives power and confidence from his intensity. 

She needs to know she looks beautiful, to him. 

And when he flusters, she blossoms. 

The confidence, the slight teasing and quiet flirting makes this one of the sweetest, hottest looks of KKGSR ji. Yes, the chandelier earrings, ringlets, smokey eyes and fitting navy blue gown helps. 

But really, it’s her eyes. And this time she knows it. 

A sleep deprived but intensely satisfied Kamlesh Khabri, 

P.S: What makes this scene hot is that Arnav is completely destabilized and as impacted as he was the first time he saw her in a saree. Somehow nothing’s changed - except Khushi’s reaction to his intense gaze and his unabashed staring where they have their eye sex Rabba Ve. Nice to see Raizada lose his cool. 

My introduction (if you don’t know what I’m doing on this blog)

Check out all the times Khushi looked hot - part 1, part 2

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Kamlesh Khabri Strikes! Now, a Proficient Tumblr Journalist!

I, Kamlesh Khabri, take an oath to serve the latest, spiciest and truest gossips of the town - particularly about the Raizada family. No, I have not been sacked out of my job as a journalist by a complaint from a certain PR lawyer who had stated,

“His irresponsible news coverage led to my client’s wife to believe my client would murder her, motivate het to attempt suicide or that my client was hiding a secret, one of a bastard child, and that my client’s wife should attempt hypnosis instead of normal communication to find that out.”

And of course, I did not land a new job at Tumblr with a lifetime access of writing about the Raizadas without the threat of privacy violation on the grounds that I had been contacted by the said 'client’ (who shall not be named), nine years ago, on releasing and sensationalizing a sensitive footage of an accidental fall at a certain event which led to some very pleasing outcomes for the said client. 

And of course, I did not mention, that I was given the script and that I had clearly been crossed that the said client’s interest was innocent and this was a potentially damaging clip. Nor did I mention that I, with great dramatics, exposed the dowry scheming family of the said client’s interest’s about-to-be brother in law. 

Of course, my sudden immunity from any restraining order did not arrive from the gratitude of my said client’s interest (now wife)’s family. 

It was not mentioned that I had stopped my channel from writing or sensationalizing the said client’s sister’s divorce. I am glad that happened. No, not the divorce. Definitely not glad that the aristocratic, elegant, talented said client’s sister was single. Every woman should deserve dignity and only that son of a motherfu-- mother fearing pig of a husband should be pulled into dirt. A woman, one as impeccable as the said client’s sister, should only be respected for her strength. 

May I also say that I did not make a simple call to the said client’s wife (who was once the interest - the same person, let me remind you), which ensured that I get the exclusive coverage of the daily activities of the Raizada household.

So, if you’re ever interested about who’s hot and who’s hotter, the top ten lists for each of the family members and characters; such as ten times ASR made the perfect smolder, ten times the sexual tension between ASR and KKGSR burned our rooftops or 235,923 times Anjali Raizada pulled off ethnic wear - hit the ask button and let me know.

A faithful ally and friend to the Raizadas,

Kamlesh Khabri, twin to Jalebi/S

Editor In Chief of Jalebi-Weds-Bluetooth

And someone who will get invited to the next Raizada wedding

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#7 Luminescence 

Yeh zameen ruk jaye, aasmaan jhuk jaye

Tera chehra jab nazar aaye

The world stops, the sky falls

The moment I see your face

I have to admit, one of the most beautiful things about Khushi’s beauty is the way Arnav sees her. She glows, is divine and almost a sacred sight to behold. His gaze holds so much purity, laced with as much as desire. 

Khushi, here, is simply astounding. There’s a softness, a temptation and she is no less than the diya she lights. Her face alone lights a thousand lamps. 

I don’t have enough words to justify her beauty here.

Who am I to say anything when the non expressing and emotionally constipated Raizada lost all semblance of control and was possessed by his own emotions?

Read #8 

Read the other numbers

Read my intro

Praying I get a similar Diwali,

Kamlesh Khabri

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#6 “So technically tum meri ho chuki ho.” (S9, E3) “I love you the way you are, Khushi, tumhe badalne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai.” (S9, E8) “Mere pyaar ko kisi saboot ki zarurat nahi hai.” (S9, E21)

#6 of 10 Hottest Looks of Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada

“So technically you’ve always been mine.” 

“I love you the way you are Khushi, you don’t need to change.”

“My love [for you] does not need any proof.”

- Three, freaking perfect lines of a besotted Arnav Singh Raizada. 

Odh ke dhaani reet ki chaadar,

Aaya tere shehar mein Ranjha tera,

Duniya zamana, jhoota fasana,

Jeene marne ka vaada saancha mera,

Ho Sheesh Mahal na mujh ko suhaye,

Tujh sang sookhi roti bhaye,

Mann mast magan, mann mast magan,

Bas tera naam dohraye,

Wrapped in your love, your Ranjha, your beloved has come to your city. The whole world and society are a false story, but my promises of life and death to you are real. My beloved, I don’t want the Palace of Mirrors. Even a piece of dry bread feels enough. My mind/heart, crazy and happy, simply keep on chanting your name.  

The time of celebration and joy are here! Khushi’s simply dazzling and beautiful during the period of remarriage. A cluster of colors, gold and blushes! She’s happy, content and a treat to sore eyes :) Her happiness is infectious. 

No wonder she looks perennially hot. Actually the couple is general is very hot at this point - talk about great build up to the wedding night ;)

Their marriage rituals, in my opinion, is a small insight on the future of the married life. She’s coy yet not entirely innocent, he’s a flirt and teasing - but very serious even about the smallest promises that he makes. And she’s happy. Khushi is khush. Even Arnav is khush. 

And somewhere down the line, that’s what we always wanted for them, haina?

- A very proud Kamlesh Khabri

My introduction (if you don’t know what I’m doing on this blog)

Check out all the times Khushi looked hot - part 1, part 2

#7 (the next one on this list)

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#10 In Love

Yeh kya hua,

Teri meri pyaar ki baatein

Kyun duniya ki nazron main aagayi?

Oh dear, what happened? How did the world get to know our love story? 

There’s no beauty that can parallel the glow of a woman in love. Over here Khushi’s mostly wearing outfits she has worn before, does makeup the way she’s done them before, but she’s basking in the realization of Arnav’s love for her. His bangles, his kiss, his gift of her bindiya. 

She’s adorned by him. 

This is how Khushi sees herself, through his eyes, and dear Lord isn’t she a sight that has the power to stop a heart? 

Read the previous numbers

Read my intro

Very emotional at the sight of an in love Khushi Kumari Gupta, 

Kamlesh Khabri

P.S: Don’t forget to catch next week’s issue; Top 10 Looks of Arnav Singh Raizada and Top 10 Looks of Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada (yes she’s so amazing that I had to create 10 looks pre marriage and 10 looks post marriage)! Also, if you have any farmaish/request - feel free to ask (kinda begging you to ask but I have my pride).

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10 Hottest Looks of Khushi Kumari Gupta [1-6]

- Kamlesh Khabri

Brothers and sisters (of others), welcome to the first story covered in the news segment Kabhi Kamlesh, Kabhi Khabri. I hope you haven’t forgotten me - here’s my first post. 

Khushi, undoubtedly, is one of the most beautiful women in Indian television. And she just simply takes our breaths away - even in the simplest of outfits/makeup. Contrary to popular opinion, I pretty much love Khushi when she’s at her simple best. You see, even a particular Raizada fell in love with her in her initial days then I am just a simple, easily pleased human being. 

Ok, enough chatter, here are my top 10 *cue dramatic music* looks of Khushi before she was married to sullen-face-who-doesn’t-let-me-interview-Anjali-you-know-who Singh Raizada.

#1 The First Look

Pehli Nazar Main, Kaisa Jadoo Kar Diya Tera Ban Baitha Hai Mera Jiya

It was a strange magic, at first sight. My heart and soul have become yours

Okay, we all know this was an angsty, tension filled moment but can we pause and appreciate the perfect beauty of Khushi Kumari Gupta? The hazel eyes? The second glance? The perfect, slight makeup and damn, the combination of green, gold and pearls? 

Forget Raizada, she pretty much had all of us half in love with her with the slow gaze. 

#2 Red

Aisa dekha nahi khoobsurat koi, jism jaise Ajanta ki murat koi 

Jism jaise nigahon pe jadoo koi, jism nagma koi jism khushboo koi 

Jism jaise mehakti hui chandni, jism jaise machalti hui ragini 

Jism jaise ke khilta hua ik chaman, jism jaise ke suraj ki pehli kiran 

Jism tarsha hua dilkasho dilnashin, sandli sandli marmari marmari 

Husan-e-jaana ki tareef mumkin nahi

Afreen afreen afreen afreen

We have never seen one with such beauty as she. Hers is the beauty of the sculptured idols of Ajanta. Her beauty has bewitched our gaze. Her beauty is an alluring song, the a heady fragrance, the beauty of scented moonlight, the beauty of a haunting melody, a blossoming garden, the first light of dawn. Her beauty is as fragrant as the sandalwood, as pure and delicate as marble  It is impossible to describe that beautiful beloved. Praise to her Creator! 

Red saree. Dark eyes. Nude lips. Open hair. No jewelry apart from her nose ring and massive earrings. Sweet Lord!

I don’t know about you, but I’m dead - just like the staring Raizada at the other end. 

#3 Thunder

Aankhein teri, kitni haseen 

Ke inkaa aashiq, mein ban gayaa hoon 

Mujhko basaa le, inn mein tu..

Zulfein teri, itni ghani 

Dekh ke inko, yeh sochtaa hoon 

Saaye mein, inn ke main jiyoon  

Your eyes, so beautiful that I have fallen in love with you. Hold me in your gaze. Your hair, so thick and beautiful, that I want to live in their shade. 

We all know that night lightning didn’t strike the skies, it struck a particular Raizada’s heart. And with all that hair flying, she looks like an absolute Goddess. Hands down one of my personal favorites when it comes to Khushi cause this is a physical description of her - innocent, sensual, sans makeup, enchanting and almost... divine. 

#4 The Gaze

Teri jhuki nazar, teri har ada 

Mujhe keh rahi hai ye dastaan 

Koi shaqs hai jo ki in dinon 

Tere zehan-o-dil pe hai chha gaya

Your downcast gaze, your every grace, tells me the tale that there’s someone these days who has conquered your mind and heart. 

Doesn’t she look like a painting? By Jove! I am dying to see this level of simplistic makeup and outfits return in the world of television (which seems to be hacked by a fashion and makeup monster). Her curiosity, innocence and beauty spills beyond the screens!

The power in her gaze is unparalleled! No wonder Raizada fell flat and couldn’t stop thinking about her, none of us could either!

#5 A Bride

Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga

When I saw a girl I felt... 

*remains as speechless as the Raizada staring at her* 

She is running. In a bridal attire. 

It’s as if the Lords themselves are intervening to show a particular Raizada here, look at your bride running towards you, isn’t she the most beautiful, perfect, innocent creature walking on this planet - come on say you love her you diabetic fool! STOP STARING DO SOMETHING.

When will the Lords send me a sign of my beloved running to me? Or maybe I should try the running? 

#6 The Melody of Silence

Surili akhiyon wale, suna hai teri akhiyon se

Behti hai neendein aur neendon mein sapne

Kabhi toh kinare pe, utar mere sapno se

Aaja zameen pe aur mil ja kahin pe

Mil ja kahin, samay se pareh 

Samay se pareh mil ja kahin

Tu bhi akhiyon se kabhi meri akhiyon ki sun

The one with melodious eyes, I've heard that from your eyes. Sleep flows and in that sleep there are dreams. Why don’t you land up on the shore and enter my dreams? Descend on the earth and meet me somewhere. Meet me someplace where there’s no time. Please listen to my eyes through yours. 

I went fancy with that title, didn’t I? 

But oh I’ve never been more enamored by a pair of pretty eyes. The smudged kohl is doing all the trick, along with the few strands of her fringe. Khushi is positively glowing and I think it’s impossible to look away and not have that face imprinted in your minds. 

Like a certain Raizada’s (totally digging the eye blowing sexy Rabba Ve vibe here). 

- Read #7,#8, #9, #10

Reported by,

Kamlesh Khabri

Next week’s issue: Top 10 Hottest Looks of Arnav Singh Raizada & Top 10 Looks of KKGSR. Also, if you have any farmaish/request - feel free to ask (kinda begging you to ask but I have my pride). 

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#8 “Sabr ka phal meetha hota hai,” (S10, E11)

#8 of 10 Hottest Looks of Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada

“The fruit of patience is always sweet.” - Khushi has-finally-developed-flirting-skills-not-really-Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada 

I don’t have a song for this moment because it’s just a quick appreciation of how beautiful Khushi looks in this outfit. The first minute I saw this I was like yes! That’s not just a Raizada, that is Khushi Raizada. We have the pompoms, the tons of bangles but with the sheer golden fabric and that lovely shade of rouge/pink. 

It’s rich, expensive, yet very Khushi. It’s my favorite Mrs. Khushi Raizada everyday outfit. I wish she wore it again! Or that the other outfits were tailored to this design and fabric selection! Imagine a silver and blue anarkali! Anjali had an amazing designer post her divorce though *quick thought* 

I need to hire this designer soon, 

- Kamlesh Khabri

My introduction (if you don’t know what I’m doing on this blog)

Check out all the times Khushi looked hot - part 1, part 2

#9 (the next one on this list)

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#5 “That I love you damn it!” (S8, E30 & E31)

#5 of 10 Hottest Looks of Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada

“That I love you damn it.” - Arnav needs-to-learn-how-to-propose-and-confess-love-can’t-yell-love-dude-what-the-heck Singh Raizada

Chahoon bhi to main kaise kahun,  

Saari jo baatein dil kehta hai,  

Leherein sapno ki kaise ginoon,  

Dariya behta hi rehta hai,

Keh rahi hai kya ye suno,  

Meri khamoshiyaan,  

Raat se hain lambi kahin,  

Dil ki ye daastan,  

Kaise kahoon...

Even if I wish, how do I say everything that my heart says? How do I count every wave of my dream that flows like river? Listen to my silence. The tale that my heart has to say is longer than this night... so how do I say?

(This takes place in a world where this Suhaagrat attempt 2.0 happened with non rapey vibes, consent, and Khushi was digging in too and no weird Radha Krishna reference. Rather we have a very, very beautifully shy Khushi and the usual handsome Raizada so... hence... the song choice). 

In just this scene Khushi looks asbolutely beautiful. No wonder Arnav gifted her this red and hot pink lehenga. The sweet curls and this lovely lehenga (wasted in a terrible episode that made no sense) just enhanced Khushi’s beauty <3 And again, Khushi is her most beautiful when she’s being seen from Arnav’s eyes or when she’s glowing in his love. 

(Again, in my head Khushi is totally digging the idea of consummation and the creepy factor is kicked out of the window. And probably this is what she dresses up in when Snake is kicked out of the house and Arnav and Khushi can properly have their suhaagraat, the most important rasam - duh - in their bed - with all flowers and candles). 

Few moments when you realize Arnav has a great choice in gifting clothes, 

- Kamlesh Khabri 

My introduction (if you don’t know what I’m doing on this blog)

Check out all the times Khushi looked hot - part 1, part 2

#6 (the next one on this list)

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#3 “Wow, Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada ko sharmana bhi aata hai?” (S8, E6)

#3 of 10 Hottest Looks of Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada

“Wow, Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Singh Raizada knows how to blush?” - Flirty Arnav Singh Raizada

Hasti rahe tu hasti rahe, 

Haya ki laali khilti rahe, 

Zulf ke neeche gardan pe, 

Subho shaam milti rahe, 

Saundi si hasi teri, 

Khilti rahe milti rahe

Keep smiling as your blush blooms. May dawn and dusk be found beneath your hair, on your neck. May your fragrant smile keep blossoming. 

I know, Arnav loves to garden and the song I chose compares Khushi to flowers blossoming on a garden. That’s why I’m a journalist loves. 

Although Khushi’s wearing her usual clothes, purple and magenta are just her color and her simplistic makeup, with the perfectly timed wind (which it almost always is) and the gentle blush makes this moment stand out. She’s GORGEOUS. Even more than the day she got married. 

You’d think that shy, soft, glow would disappear after months of being married to the brick wall. To the contrary, he flirts for one second and you realize that perhaps their marriage has a rare longevity as she blushes like a sweet schoolgirl (he would definitely be the older broody teen I’d tell my daughter to stay away from *sigh*)

One moment that I watch, on repeat, in a loop. 

Brick wall is very likable here. 

To my future spouse, I’d blush like this too, please consider this,

- Kamlesh Khabri

- My introduction (if you don’t know what I’m doing on this blog)

Check out all the times Khushi looked hot - part 1, part 2

#4 (the next one on this list)

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#9 Sangeet

Taakte rehte tujh ko saanjh savere

Nainon mein basiya jaise nain yeh tere

Tere mast mast do nain

Mere dil ka le gaye chain

I keep staring at you all day 

Your eyes dwell in mine 

Your beautiful two eyes

Have stolen all the peace of my heart

FIRST OF ALL WHAT A SANGEET! It’s difficult to digest Khushi’s beauty once a day, and here she gets five, FIVE, fantastic looks in one day - seriously, who’s the bride? From an ‘Egyptian princess’ look, to recreating Madhuri Dixit’s classic Didi Tera Dewar Deewana, Ek Do Teen and Late Sridevi’s Hawa Hawai! 

And I can’t even begin with the green saree. If my heart wasn’t anywhere else, and I wouldn’t get a death threat with a what-the-fuck signed underneath, I’d propose marriage to this much married woman right now. 

Khushi is absolutely asdsfghjkl beautiful. I give up - she’s flirting, she’s dancing, she’s singing, and she’s gorgeousing her way through the evening. 

And I love it because she’s always Khushi. Her style statement is pretty strong, and very simple. Really. It’s this mixture of epic beauty and intense innocence that gets me every single time. 

Read #10

Read the other numbers

Read my intro

Will hire the same makeup artist and stylist for my wedding (that will happen soon, real soon), 

Kamlesh Khabri