#jvn queer eye

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

watching queer eye with my ma and thinking that jonathan van ness somehow looks like both a beautiful old west milk maid whom is coveted by the whole village not only for her looks but her golden heart and the corrupt lawmaker to whom she is forcefully betrothed by her uncaring father. god i wish that were me.

[unholyobsessions]

y’all i really was team bobby and actually wasn’t planning on watching the new queer eye season but my mom and i decided to watch it over my holiday break and jeremiah really had me hook, line, and sinker from the very first episode.

QE had a mission this season and i gotta say they got me

[puppypeter]

something something about roy always being the caretaker in his relationships and getting overly emotional the first time someone *cough cough* jamie *cough cough* takes care of him. Imagine jamie washing his hair for him after knee surgery and forcing a skincare routine on him cause self-care darling (plus it's not like roy can run away from him). It will break you a bit when you've never experienced someone being that gentle with you.

[canonsensical]

One of the things I love about Queer Eye is every time every single of of the Fab Five is on screen I'm like "You. You are my favourite" and I mean it for all of them.

[johnsspacesuittight]

Mx. Jonathan Van Ness needs to stop having literally all the most amazing dresses I have ever seen I am so fucking jealous

[humano205]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

I love that that queer eye jvn or whatever his name is... The Dude with the long straight hair and beard, is finally being called out for the malicious pile of shit asshole he is in that rolling stone article. I’ve heard some horror stories about how he treated people behind the scenes and seeing it all written out is insane. He’s such a phony fucker, I’m glad it’s all finally out in the open. What a fake ass bitch.

[link-sans-specs]

Loser Dance

He just got french-tucked by Tan, y'all.

GMM2389

Can You Guess Who's Lying? ft. Queer Eye

[anchy2006]

So when JVN said he’d bleach Stephanie’s hair I was expecting the butch smolder to come out but damn

[sonofarathorn]

I have so much respect for Jonathan taking the time to detangle Mary’s hair instead of just cutting all her locs off

[fantasticwolfpenguin]

Queer Eye season 7 spoilers:

When JVN and Tan were all like “this is a flesh light 😉 😜”

And Antoni was like “I’m going to pretend I don’t know what that is 👀 “

[euroblog]

So I'm watching queer eye and was jvn always sexualizing everyone this much or is it just this season cause it's unbearable 😬

[theeternalsteelangel]

“We color our Hair, because we dye Easter Eggs.” - JVN

[taylorvaughnsaidso]

i'm sad - had my rose-colored glasses on with the queer eyes guys.

Antoni and Bobby though still give good vibes. And Tan but I keep seeing people toss Tan's name out there as sus too, not sure why.

[swvrn]

Weaponizing your abuse story to get out the vote for Joe Biden is nasty, nasty work.

[takenmooon]

god bless gay being the best episode of queer eye to this day is a hill i will die on