#justice for hulijing

[zishuge]

I wrote to you as soon as I had news. Where's the letter? Did it get sent to the dog's stomach? Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023)

[travalerray]

Rewatching Mysterious Lotus Casebook 2/40

yes indeed it would be tragic if your father was revealed all of a sudden to be evil and wanting to use you for furthering his evil plans.

(justice for Wangfu who doesn't even get mentioned later on in the series.)

The funny thing about putting that poison (?) on the quilt so that it would make his hand turn black after washing it so that they could capture the murderer is that.....they snuck in through the women's house to just do that. And she dies anyways. Just to capture the murderer with so much drama. (No but seriously, unless I am misreading something here.....WHAT WAS THE NEED TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT. What's more important, a dramatic reveal or two innocent lives, LLH and FDB, what's more important😭)

they were really pushing the three way parallel agenda right from the start huh

Fang Duobing: Don't be sad that your father turned out to be evil and uncaring! I will give you money to make up for it!

This is such a...typical richboy solution to problems, I'm crying.

nothing, I just love the hulijing scenes.

[hulijingemperor2]

There is a little party going on among the elite fox spirits in Jing Manor's hall of leisure.

The elite however make their own government and council and rule over the fox spirit body. Meng Shi taihou is a goddess who's like the Guanyin of hulijings, Tamamo no mae is the goddess of Kitsunes. Both goddesses help their devotees. There's the emperor Guangyao, who governs his people, and is ordained by the goddess. He cares for the wellbeing of the fox race, fox realms and the Jianghu. Also he's a fox God in his own right.

Rusong Dianxia follows in his dad's footsteps, but for now he's the lord protector of fox spirits. Ordained by the emperor.

Su Daji Wanghou of Zhou is the minister of democracy and justice.

Kohaku is the preceptor and holder of secret books.

He, as Seimei's loyal companion, represents him, and he's allowed to have the most rare books on magic, cultivation, fox spirits and youkai.

Hana ( Kaisei kachou) is the painting fox goddess. She's the minister of arts. She can also generate life from her painting or trap unruly fox spirits on a silk screen.

Mio ( Běnzhēn Sānwěihú), is the minister of defence and Kitsune technology, as well as the Kitsune goddess of fire. And lastly Hua cheng was appointed ambassador of fox spirits. He's supposed to mend relationships between the three types of fox spirits and promote culture.

They're all patriots in art, culture and wellbeing. Creation, preservation AMF destruction as well.

~~~

Meng shi: you make the most beautiful paintings.

Hana: aw you do too, meimei.

Meng Shi: ah, not as brilliant as yours.

Hana: may I paint you one of these days?

Meng Shi: I will be honoured.

Hana: great.

Tamamo no mae: don't forget Shishi's adorable dimples, ok?

Hana: haha, how can I. That's her signature mark.  *kisses her dimple*

Mio: so, Hana what's new! Meng taihou, what's new with Yao Huangdi. I heard that he has a daughter now.

Hana: I'm absolutely fine, Mio jiejie. Shishi was about to ask me to paint a herb that she would describe for me.

Mio: ohh!

Meng Shi; Huangdi is fine, thanks for asking.

Yao: yes, thank you. I'm going great. You want to see my daughter, Taihua?

Mio: we all do, Huangdi. You make the most beautiful children. I hope she becomes as powerful as Rusong Dianxia.

Yao: don't flatter me.

I promise that A-Hua will be as equally powerful as her brothers.

Mio: so sweet.

Su Daji: I love how you don't show favoritism.

Yao: yes. It's not allowed in my family. I was once a victim  of favoritism.

Tamamo no mae: sometimes I don't understand that lanling demon. How can he hate such a beautiful and brilliant emperor. And that too, his son.

Meng Shi: that's why he's the lanling demon, dear. 

Kohaku: I'm so happy that Huangdi and the Mengs rose to glory.

Yao Huangdi, may I get the honour of taking a stroll with you and Taizi?

Yao: that would be lovely.

Rusong: I would love to have a conversation with you.

Kohaku: you two are so kind.

Su Daji: congratulations on becoming the Qin sect leader, Rusong Taizi.

Rusong: thank you, Wanghou.

Mio: Huangdi and his amazing son.

Tamamo no mae: Rusong Taizi is a lot like him.

Hana: definitely.

Taihou, what herb you want me to draw?

Meng Shi: it will be a pink flower with seven petals, and heart shaped leaves.

At the center of the flower, there will be an orange seed. Once that seed is boiled and a fox spirit without a tail drinks it, they can grow back their tail.

That flower will be known as Hu-qi-Hua

Hana: got it.

Yao: what an excellent idea. This herb will be available to everyone. A hulijing's tail is their protection.

Qin su: *enters holding Taihua*

Greetings elite fox spirits. *bow*

Taihua: greetings elite fox spirits.

Everyone: awwwwww.

Hana: aw, so this is Shishi's cute daughter-in-law.

Qin Su: *smiles* yes. And I brought Hua.

Hana: Hua!

Mio: she's the most adorable little thing.

Taihua: *looking at Ayao* A-Die.

Tamamo no mae: *laughing*

Yao: baby. Look who's here.

Su Daji: she can't remember us from her one month

Yao: exactly. *kisses* Hua. These are like your aunties. They gave you gifts for your one month.

Taihua: waw. They're pretty.

Tamamo no mae: aww.

Hana: little baby!

Mio: *kisses* you're too adorable.

Hana: she resembles Shishi and Yao Huangdi. But has Huanghou's nose, hands and hair.

Kohaku: I'm so so happy to see Gongzhu, Huangdi. Forgive me for not attending to the one month. I was busy with work.

Yao: that's alright.

Su Daji: I feel like we should play some music for Taihua Gongzhu.

We did the same with Taizi when he was that age.

Tamamo no mae: they're too beautiful. Obviously we will serenade them.

Qin Su: *sits* A-Hua, are you excited?

Taihua: *clapping* yes I am!!!

Su Daji: Gongzhu has to get used to this treatment. She as well as her family are very superior.

*makes a pipa appear, then starts playing it*

Tamamo no mae: *plays the guqin*

Hana: *plays the flute*

Mio: *plays the erhu*

Taihua: A-niang, I love them!

They're talented like Nainai.

Qin Su: I know you would. And they think you're really adorable.

Taihua: *blushing*

Kohaku: Huangdi, Taizi. Shall we?

Yao: certainly.

A-niang, excuse us.

Meng Shi: sure.

Afterwards, Yao Huangdi, Rusong and Kohaku held a conversation while taking a stroll.

Kohaku: congrats, Taizi Dianxia. You'll be such an amazing sect leader.

You already govern Yunping.

Rusong: thank you so much.

Kohaku: I admire you and Huangdi a lot, and would love to assist you some more.

Huangdi, please tell me what you have done lately.

Yao: I ordered my 108 monks to set arrays in 50 districts across the Jianghu. Fox spirits will be the most powerful there, and they'll be able to teleport.

Kohaku: marvelous!

Yao: I drew a map of where the 50 arrays will be.

Rusong will introduce it the public.

Rusong: certainly, A-Die.

Kohaku: I look forward to that. Huangdi, how's the harem? Are they strengthening your empire?

Yao: fortunately they are. And the chief cultivator is so headstrong and talented. He makes sure that the clan leaders are doing their jobs.

Kohaku: Su Minshan, right? Heard a lot about him.

Yao: yes yes. He's absolutely magnificent. And along with team dimple.

Rusong, tell him about your project.

Rusong: *opens fan* well, I'm opening a veteran centre, in Laoling.

It's for the hulijings who were wrongfully injured, or were injured from fighting for the protection of the empire. Also who escaped from merciless treatment.

Yao: exquisite.

Kohaku: such a generous, down to earth and elegant prince.

I would like to be his assistant.

Rusong: oh really? If it's ok with Senior Seimei.

Kohaku: of course it would be.

He's My idol and master, and he's good with Huangdi.

Rusong: amazing then. You can be my assistant and master of my library.

Kohaku: sure, Dianxia.

Yao: lovely pair! I just know that everyone would be impressed by my Rusong.

Kohaku: because he's a carbon copy of you, with his own rich personality.

I want to be his assistant.

Yao: so be it.

Furthermore, they met the rest, who were done serenading Taihua. Taihua however fell asleep in Qin Su's arms, due to the soothing music.

Qin Su: Taihou, Elite. Huahua has fallen asleep.

Mio: so adorable.

Qin Su: I'll take your leave. I got to take her to bed, and stay with her.

Meng Shi: sure, baby. Go take Taihua to bed.

Hana: Shishi, I love your daughter-in-law. She's so ideal and beautiful.

Meng Shi: perfect for A-Yao, right?

Speaking of A-Yao, here he is.

Yao: A-niang , I'm back.

Where are A-su and Hua?

Meng shi: Hua fell asleep, so she took her to bed.

Yao: ah. She enjoyed the music then. As expected.

The elite is an exceptionally talented group, and Hua inherited her parents tastes.

A-niang, Tamamo yima. Kohaku Gongzi wants to be Rusong's assistant.

Tamamo no mae: that's amazing

Meng Shi: that's great news!

Tamamo no mae: he would be perfect.

Rusong: tomorrow I'll show you around Pine Pavilion, and give you my ceal and some other apparatus.

Kohaku: thank you, Dianxia. I'm honoured to serve you.

Rusong: what do you want to do exactly?

Kohaku: I want to be your servant and assistant. And I'm good at martial arts. Just order me, and I'll fulfill your commands.

Rusong: remarkable. You're very

Hua cheng: *enters* I'm so so sorry, Huangdi. I'm airways late to things.

Greetings everyone.

Yao: it's fine. *hugs elegantly* how are you?

Hua cheng: doing good.

I was in Dongying for a while, actually.

Yao: ohh, that's good to hear.

Have a seat. Wine or tea? *claps for a servant to come to his side*

Hua cheng: the best wine.

Yao: sure. *looks at his servant*

Tamamo: *thugs Meng Shi's sleeve* Meng Shiiiii.

Mio: why are you hiding him?

Meng Shi: who?

Hana: you know who. Shishi, we want to see him.

Su daji: we all know where Yao Huangdi got it from indeed. I'm so happy.

Meng Shi: oh goodness. You want to see Ruoruo.

Su Daji: wrapped around your finger, huh?

And he was such a tyrant I heard. He took over the Jianghu.

Meng Shi: oh yes, he is wrapped around my finger.

He's head over heels for me. And, he worships the floor I walk on.

Su Daji: marvelous. I love these stories.

Tamamo no mae: Shishi you're amazing!

Mio: her and her dimple.

Mio: you deserve the best!

And you turned a former war criminal into a little puppy.

Meng Shi: *laughing daintily* he did that for himself. It's not me.

Sisi, can you call Ruoruo.

Sisi: ok jiejie.

Su Daji: can we flirt with him?

Meng Shi: omg. Go ahead. You guys are fox spirits, and that's your nature.

But Ruoruo only obeys me.

Mio: ahaha we know, we know meimei.

Hana: we're going to roast and tease him

Su Daji: like how team d flirts with Nie gui fei.

Yao: *laughing* exactly.

Mio: you Mengs are something else.

Mio: it's those dimples

Sisi: I would love to present Wen gui fei.

Wen Ruohan: hello ladies. I'm Wen Ruohan.

Sisi: you're Wen gui fei.

Meng Shi: *giggles*

Wen Ruohan: *kisses Meng Shi's hand* my muse.

I see you have guests.

Meng shi: yes. They're the elite fox spirits.

We all control the fox race.

This is Hana, the painting goddess, Mio, Kitsune goddess of fire, Su Daji Wanghou, who controls democracy and justice, Kohaku, the preceptor and new servant of Rusong, Tamamo no mae, the Kitsune goddess, and Hua cheng, the imperial ambassador.

Yao'er, Song'er and I are a part of it too.

Greet them.

Wen Ruohan: of course.  Pleasure to meet you, Su Daji Wanghou. *kisses hand*

Su Daji: you're such a softie. Telling from that kiss.

Wen Ruohan: I don't mistreat women.

Su Daji: but what about hulijing women?

Wen Ruohan: same.

Su daji: ok then.

Am I beautiful?

Wen Ruohan: yes, very beautiful. But not as beautiful as Meng Shi.

Su Daji: too bad.

Are you a king?

Wen Ruohan: not really. I want to establish a ghost kingdom though.

Su Daji: then you're not my type.

Wen Ruohan: *kisses Tamamo no Mae's hand*

Tamamo no mae: Daji has royal tastes. Sorry. And they have to rule over mortals.

Ruoruo, right? You didn't bring us any gifts?

Shishi, do you think that's right?

Meng Shi: not at all. But next time maybe.

Wen Ruohan: my apologies, Tamamao.

You all are so beautiful.

Tamamo no mae: thank you, Wen gui fei.

Care to give me another hand kiss?

Wen Ruohan: ah, of course. One for you and one for your beauty. But Meng Shi will forever be the winner.

Tamamo no mae: you're so handsome. And I wish that Shishi can share.

Su Daji: that would be so fun.

Mio: I know right! *stretches out hand*

I'm the goddess of fire. So you may say I'm hot.

Wen Ruohan: pleasure to meet you too, Definitely hot.

Mio: ahh.

Well you got that right.

You're hot too. Meng shi has superior tastes.

Our Meng shi loves power, because she herself is powerful.

Hana: I hope you're treating her well, or will beat you up.

*smilies innocently*

Pleasure to meet Wen gui fei.

Wen Ruohan: pleasure to meet you too.

Hana: if I had dimples, would I look like Meng shi?

Wen Ruohan: you would look more beautiful but, not like her.

Su Daji: Hana, I think he's afraid of Shishi.

Meng shi: of course he is. *smiles*

Wen Ruohan: *blushes*

Meng Shi: you're wrapped around my finger, right?

Wen Ruohan: oh yes I am. I'm absolutely intoxicated. And I love it.

Meng Shi: excellent. There's another guest. Go greet him.

He'll be working for Taizi.

Wen Ruohan: mn.

*walks over* pleasure to meet you, Kohaku Gongzi.

Kohaku: greetings Senior concubine Wen. 

Wen Ruohan: so you have secret books?

Kohaku: yes. Only to protect fox spirits.

Knowledge should end up in the right hands, and be used for the right reasons.

I admire Rusong Taizi, so I decided to serve him.

Wen Ruohan: *clapping* wonderful! Is there anyone who doesn't admire Rusong.

He's my grandson! And Yao'er's dear son.

Kohaku: yes, Taizi is really remarkable.

Wen Ruohan: oh yes he is.

Hana: so Taizi is your grandson? Aww.

Mio: So head over heels for Shishi.

Wen Ruohan: mhm.

Meng Shi: do you like my guests?

Wen Ruohan: they're lovely. *kisses dimple*

Tamamo no mae: awww.

Mio: he's the cutest thing, giving Shishi kisses.

Mio: I know right.

Shishi deserves all the kisses actually.

Wen Ruohan: *caresses her cheek* my beloved A-Shi.

Hana: I'm soo happy for you and Wen gui fei.

Meng Shi: he's a darling.

Wen Ruohan: *kisses her neck*

Su Daji: Ruoruo, why aren't you shouting at us, or flirting back?

Wen Ruohan: I can't be inappropriate towards A-Shi's guests. Also if you weren't and I wasn't with A-Shi, I would already have you on your knees.

Mio: oh my goodness.

Hana: lol.

Wen Ruohan: *glares at Hua cheng* You! 

Hua cheng: um...me?

Wen Ruohan: I have some beef with you.

Hua cheng: former Wen Zongzhu, we haven't met. Why do you have beef with me.

Wen Ruohan: we can't have two ghost kings, dude.

And I'm older than you.

Hua cheng: I'm 800+ years. *laughing*

Wen Ruohan: shit.

So you control the dead too.

Hua cheng: yup.

Plus I established ghost city.

Wen Ruohan: planning on expanding?

Hua cheng: not at all.

Wen Ruohan: I want a ghost city of my own. I will kick Sizhui out. Let him establish his "Wen sect" in Yiling

Yao: but there's a dilapidated house in Yiling. And Sizhui is a sect leader, as well as a concubine of A-ling. He must be in a proper place.

Wen Ruohan: well I'll fund the reconstruction.

Hua cheng: *chuckle* I didn't expect you to be impressed by me.

Wen Ruohan: no one plays with my ego, crimson rain.

What a scimitar you got there.

Hua cheng: yea. It's my E-ming.

Wen Ruohan: I had an amazing dagger once. But Yao'er has it.

Hua cheng: ah.

Yao: Wen Fu. What if I give you the Yueyang district.

That's another district that xue yang was in charge of, other than Shudong and Kuizhou.

Mo xuanyu is in charge of Yiling.

I have already gifted Sizhui Qishan. Sorry.

Wen Ruohan: it's ok, it's ok, Yao'er. And emperors don't apologize. Don't apologize to me.

Yao: sure. *smile*

Su Daji: how righteous of Wen Gui fei.

Hana: ahaha he has to listen to Shishi and her son.

Tamamo: Rusong Dianxia, Jingyi er Dianxia and Taihua Gongzhu too.

Mio: Wen gui fei is indeed a Meng now.

Wen Ruohan: Xuanyu is in charge of Yiling? That yiling laozu doesn't want it anymore?

Yao: nop, he's retired. He rather spend his life as a trophy husband.

Yiling is owned by xuanyu, and the forbidden burial mounds is supervised by him as well.

[agroupofcrows]

it has beautiful lgbt family with indescribable dynamic,* their dog Hulijing, sacred looserness, the murderous mystery of turning 30, women, liminal boat, drowned cat protag, lame & heart rending ghost comedy, de-storied by the sea, the avoiderrrr, the dissociaterrrr, the bertie wooste- that’s actually not true but imagine like. chronically ill cptsd power couple of 13 years and their 19 yo upper class boyfriend who loves to feel the wind in his hair and to bring justice to the weak with his sword. he is every bit as insane as the other two but with incomparably higher standards about how bone broth should taste

i cannot overstate how much my gintamutuals would enjoy the mysterious lotus casebook

[hulijingemperor2]

Yao: *relaxing, while team d groomed three of his nine fox tails*

Xue yang: Jiggy. Jiggy. Jiggy. Jiggy.

Yao: Chengmei.

Xue yang: can I eat your floof?

Yao: no. And my floof has its own guards.

Xue yang: pffft! Really Jiggy. What are they called? Protectors of the floof?

Su she: protectors of the IMPERIAL floof, xue yang. Or protectors of the imperial nine tails.

Huangdi's life and power lies in his hulijing tails.

Xue yang: I think it's too early for your lectures.

Su she: I thought you should know more about our Huangdi, before trying to eat him.

Xue yang: heehee I know a lot about Jiggy. Jiggy is hot.

Su she: *sighs*

Mo xuanyu: so informative. But instead of eating his hulijing tail, I want to be devoured by it.

Su she: same.

Xue yang: this hulijing emperor can do anything to me.

Yao: *smiling and elegantly reclining.

Mo xuanyu: Huangdi is so fab.

Fuying: greetings Huangdi.

Yao: *sits up* tell me.

Fuying: all your concubines are here in your imperial court.

They arguing about something.

Yao: arguing? That's strange though. Well it's expected from the Nies and Jiang cheng. I know my Huan would never.

Su she: he would, Huangdi. That guy and his brother are always causing problems.

Mo xuanyu: yea Yao gege, Lan lips so dramatic.

Xue yang: should we imprison them?

Yao: no no. Let's go listen to them.

Fuying: right this way, Huangdi.

~~~

Imperial court 📍 Jing Manor.

Mingjue: where's his imperial majesty? Why is he taking so long?

Xichen: relax dage, Fangfei mansion is 3 halls away from the imperial court. And A-Yao have tiny legs.

Mingjue: why does his palace have to be so big.

Huaisang: because it's a palace dage.

Mingjue: I don't care. I crave justice.

Jiang cheng: yea I think it's about time. Why does he have to spend time with those entitled cultivators.

Huaisang: I know right! What about us?!

That wicked team d keeps snatching him away from us. And they keep bullying everyone who's not San ge.

Jiang cheng: team dimple feel like they're better than everyone else.

Xichen: *smiling* awwww.

Jiang cheng: why aww? What's so cute about that?

Xichen: I think you all are jealous. And want A-Yao to yourselves. But don't worry I'm also the same.

Announcer: Here comes Huangdi!!!

Yao: *entering unbothered and pleasant*

Su she: *holds up his hand*

Mo xuanyu: *holding the end of his robe*

Xue yang: *judging the rest of A-Yao's concubines* what are you guys doing here?! And dressed like that?.

Mo xuanyu: disasters.

Jiang cheng: that's how we always dress!

Su she: do better. *smirks*

Yao: *sits on his throne*

Xue yang: *pulls out a knife* are you here to challenge my boss! I will stab you before you do!

Yao: relax, Chengmei.

My dear concubines, what brings you here today?

Jiang cheng: have you forgotten us?

Mingjue: aren't you going to give me anything, Meng Yao!

Huaisang: we're your concubines too. And us Nies want certain things!

Yao: but I gave you things already.

Land, money and status as an imperial concubine. But not only the Nies, but Lan, Jiang, Mo, Su and xue as well.

Mo xuanyu: how ungrateful can you guys be!

Su she: if Huangdi gives you a grain of rice, you should be thankful!

Xue yang: is it horny season?

Jiang cheng: and we're also tired of team dimple acting like they're better than everyone.

Separating the harem in two parts.

Mo xuanyu: because we are better than you! You overgrown grape.

Su she: do you have a problem?

You all aren't suitable for my emperor.

Yao: so you want more benefits, and some more of my closeness?

And you think that team dimple are too entitled.

Jiang cheng: correct.

Xichen: yes, your majesty. *blushing*

Mo xuanyu: why you blushing?

Xichen: A-Yao you're close to us, and treat us equally. But there's sort of........

Mingjue: a barrier.

Huaisang: team dimple!

Yao: shall we take this in parts? tell me what benefits you need?

Jiang cheng: more Jiang districts.

Yao: alright. I approve.

Please check with your chief cultivator.

Jiang cheng: Minshan?! Gosh not him again! I would never.

Su she: do you want me to deny your request, Jiang!

Jiang cheng: you can't because Huangdi had approved it!

Su she: so now you care about Huangdi! Weren't you just complaining.

Xue yang: he's so double sided.

Jiang cheng: oh look who's talking.

The criminal.

Xue yang: ex convict! It's different!!

Mo xuanyu: can you two shut up! Before Yao gege gets a headache and jails all of us.

Yao: next!

Mingjue: I want to spread my sect in Taiwan.

And I want your hulijings out of Qinghe.

Yao: how am I supposed to tell my citizens where to go?

Mingjue: they're yours, Huangdi.

Yao: eviction of Hulijings, or districts in Taiwan? Which one do you want more?

Fame or pettiness?

Mingjue: I'm never petty. And I don't want fame, just only a strong sect!

I want my districts in Taiwan.

Yao: so be it. That's an excellent choice.

My hulijings are free to go anywhere, and you get to spread your sect.

Dage, they're protected by their emperor. No one can hurt them.

Mingjue: *grumbles*

Yao: Next!

Huaisang: San ge.

I want to be a prince.

Yao: prince of?

Huaisang: hulijings.

I would love to rule by your side and maybe rule for you.

Team dimple: *laughing*

Yao: (an abomination waiting to happen) I'll think about that.

Huaisang: I want to be higher than that savage team dimple.

Yao: I see.

Huaisang: maybe higher than Rusong.

Mingjue: stop being greedy.

Yao: Rusong is Taizi Dianxia. And I'm higher than him. There's no in between.

Rusong can walk in here and command you all to go back home if he likes.

But your ideas are really adorable. Love the enthusiasm.

Next.

Xichen: I'm literally happy with anything, A-Yao Huangdi.

Xue yang: lies.

Mo xuanyu: trying to replace team dimple again, lipsy?

Su she: team dimple are the elite.

Mingjue: see what we're talking about!

Huaisang: team d is always mean and boastful!

Jiang cheng: and why are they so judgemental.

Yao: team dimple is a very complicated group.

They want perfection when it comes to pleasing me.

Mo xuanyu: and you all don't know how to properly love Yao gege.

Xue yang: oh come on concubines. Just get rid of your tension, by making out with Jiggy. He's right here.

Like right here.

Mingjue: what's really wrong with you, xue yang?!

Jiang cheng: we have conduct, unlike you.

Xue yang: think you're better than me, you grape.

Jiang cheng: I will zap you.

Xue yang: I rather you whip me instead. Without the lightning. *wink*

Jiang cheng: ugh.

Mo xuanyu: stop ganging up on yangyang!

Su she: the thing that anger Huangdi more is disrespecting team dimple.

Mingjue: you guys don't deserve respect.

Xue yang: and you don't deserve that sect!

Jiang cheng: hey, he inherited it.

Mo xuanyu: and you don't deserve Wei wuxian's core!

Jiang cheng: *offended* mo xuanyu! I'll kill you!!

Mo xuanyu: come at me! Yangyang said that he'll turn my corpse into a fierce one so I can haunt Yao gege.

Yao: *stressed from everyone's heated argument*

Su she: guys, cool down!! Calm yourselves! You're stressing out Huangdi.

Jiang cheng: *goes to whip mo xuanyu and xue yang*

Xichen: *reciting a mantra*

Mo xuanyu: come at us! We're not afraid of any grape!

Huaisang: *pretends to fall* agggh Minshan! Why did you use your energy to push me!

I think I brushed my hip!

Su she: when have I pushed you!

Stop fabricating things!

Mingjue: *turns around* what did he do?!

Huaisang: Minshan broke my hip!

Mingjue: how dare you!

Su she: do you want me to come over there and beat you up?!

Huaisang: *fake crying*

Su she: lying idiot.

Mingjue: *goes to slap him*

Yao: ENOUGH!!!

*to his concubines* kneel!!! You dare cause a ruckus in my court.

Everyone: *kneeling*

Huaisang: San ge, *sobbing* we're sorrrryyyyy.

Su she: pardon them, Huangdi.

And that evil Huaisang.

I'm pretty sure Lan lips is their ring leader.

Xichen: hey! What did I do?!

Yao: *makes his nine tails appear*

One more complaint and I'll knock you away.

*eyes glowing gold*

Mingjue: *scoffs* with your fluffy tail.

Huaisang: remember what Taihou did to you? Those things have force.

Xichen: Huangdi, we're sorry.

Jiang cheng: my legs are hurting. Can we stop kneeling.

Su she: stop being disrespectful.

Xue yang: bro that's why team dimple is superior. We will kneel on burning wood for Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: if you need team dimple standards, then Yao gege might like you more.

Jiang cheng: who the hell are you to tell me what to do.

Yao: *morphs into his giant nine tailed fox form, and reclined on his throne* I had enough of you all and your bickering.

*closes his eyes* keep kneeling.

Team d and Xichen: yes Huangdi.

A moment of silence.........

Mingjue: *trying to resist the urge to bury his head in A-Yao's hulijing fur*

Illusionary.

Huaisang: I heard that one strand of San ge's Golden fox fur costs 9 billion golden taels. And it should be owned by the most confidential.

Mingjue: but it's just golden fur.

Su she: from the hulijing emperor. Duh.

Xichen: *mesmerized* A-Yao. Ehem....y...you look so regal and powerful.......can a mere cultivator like me touch your golden floof.

Yao: go ahead. All my concubines are allowed to touch my hulijing tails.

Just discard your weapons because my guards might see it as treasonous.

Xichen: even when you're upset with us?

Yao: yea. It might stop the quarreling.

Mo xuanyu: too bad lipsy *hugs A-Yao's floof* I get first preference.

Xue yang: *kissing his floof* Jiggy.

Jiggy, your fur smell like flowers.

Mingjue: *blushing*

Su she: *bowing. Then he kisses A-Yao's hulijing tail and reclines on it* this is my safe place.

Huaisang: *using his floof as a pillow*

Jiang cheng: *almost getting swallowed by A-Yao's floof* HELP!

A-YAO! do you want me to suffocate?!

Yao: *moves his floof aside*

Jiang cheng: it feels as if I swallowed a thousand peonies.

Yao: *scoffs in pleasure*

Yao: you guys are so overwhelmed.

My Song'er used to play in my floof when he was younger.

Mo xuanyu: Dianxia is so fortunate.

Mingjue: *stroking his hulijing tail* so soft.

Yao: I'm using a new oil.

And I have a whole staff of fur groomers.

Mingjue: aaah

Xue yang: he's a diva.

Yao: are you concubines done quarreling.

Xichen: yea Huangdi.

Huaisang: *hugs his floof* we're really sorry.

Yao: now tell me, do you love your emperor?

A-Yao's concubines: YES WE DO!

Yao: very good. Minshan, massage my paws. I wish to take a little rest.

*yawns*

Su she: yes Huangdi.

And I won't let these unruly concubines interrupt you.

Huaisamg: who are you calling unruly?!

Su she: you.

Jiang cheng: they'll always be entitled, would they?

Mingjue: I believe so.

Mo xuanyu: dage I know you're jealous of us, but Yao gege is resting. Don't disturb him.

Mingjue" *rolls eyes*

[hulijingemperor2]

Yao: Minshan, is everything in order for tomorrow's sect conference?

Su she: yes Huangdi.

Yao: delightful. We'll head to Moling later.

Xue yang: xiandu, your conferences are always great.

Su she: thank you yangyang. I leant from the best.

Mo xuanyu: see how beautiful the Jianghu is, when Yao gege is in control.

Su she: yes. Everything is just so positive.

Meng Shi: *enters* Yao'er. My baby.

Yao: A-niang.

Meng Shi: *kisses him on his forehead*

Aren't you the chief cultivator? Why is it happening in Moling?

Yao: because I have appointed Minshan as the chief cultivator, as I'm occupied with being Huangdi.

I think he's very brilliant and talented.

He has invented teleportatuon talismans and the Misty spell which disguises ones appearance and sword.

Meng Shi: ahh, how remarkable.

You make the best decisions.

But Yao'er I have one request.

Yao: what's that?

Meng Shi: I want you to host a conference and invite everyone in the Jianghu.

Allies, friends, family and enemies.

Yao: so be it A-niang. *smile*

Meng Shi: I want to see who has been insulting my son.

Xue yang: taihou, are you in your revenge era.

That's kinda badass though.

Meng Shi: I don't want revenge, but justice.

Meng Shi: Yao'er, what's the most open area in your Jing Manor?

Yao: the army training ground.

Meng Shi: well it will be held there.

Yao: mn. As you wish.

And everyone will be in attendance.

Su she: I'll inform them, Huangdi.

~~~

Next day.

The sect leader conference started! And everyone is present. Team dimple, Rusong, Lan xichen, Lan qiren Jiang cheng, the nie bros, wangxian, sect leader yao, sect leader ouyang, Zixuan, Zixun and even Jin guangshan.

(When Minshan has a sect conference, he would exclude guangshan and Zixun.)

There was this shelter in which A-Yao, Rusong, team d and Meng shi sat under~ while the imperial Mengs had attendants fanning them. Other than that, it was more cloudy than anything else and the cultivators comfortably sat adjacent to each other.

Yao: welcome dear cultivators to the annual conference. I know you're all accustomed and well adapted to your new xiandu. Yet I couldn't help but wish to revisit my old position.

Sect leader yao: guangyao cut to the crap already.

Meng Shi: emperor Guangyao.

Sect leader yao: *rolls eyes*

Who's the enchantress.

Jgs: my ex.

Sly: for real??? How did you get that?

Jgs: because I'm rich. And she's a pr*stitute

Sly: not anymore bro. She looks elite.

Jgs: because of that bastard.

  

Meng Shi: you were saying, Yao huangdi.

Yao: mn. Cultivators, is everything in good shape?    

Jiang cheng: yes Huangdi, don't worry.

Mingjue: are we still having a crowd hunt some time?

Yao: yes. With your Su xiandu.

Mingjue: ok.

Yao: please, fellow cultivators. I hope you maintain decorum and valour within the jianghu.

*elegantly takes his seat*

My A-niang, the goddess of Hulijings and empress dowager is back. And she wishes to speak to you.

Yao: make sure to be respectful or else I would punish you without hesitation.

A-niang.

Meng Shi: thank you, Yao'er.

Citizens of the cultivation world! I'm displeased with your mindset.

You dare bully the one who's your Huangdi and chief cultivator.

Sect leader yao: in what way did we bully him!

Meng Shi: do you really want me to read out the list?

Well ok then. You better listen carefully.

You and that evil Zixun had insulted and abused him. Perverted guangshan, you also did the same! Lan Wangji, you attacked him! Jiang bros and Nie Huaisang, you have poked your nose in his business.

And the list goes on.

Tell me, how is being successful despite birth wrong in your society. Why do you have to listen to everything that that yellow creature guangshan let out of his mouth.

Someone lower than you is shunned but one who's equal to you is praised.

Listen to me, despite A-Yao being born in a brothel, he's hulijing royalty. From birth! And so am i!

But you dare have him like a slave.

Xichen: *blushing* oh god. I think I'm in love with a royal hulijing. Heehee.

Mo xuanyu: why are you blushing, Lan lips. He's my Yao gege.

Xue yang: rude cultivators.

Su she: must be said. *blushing*

Meng Shi: now I, the goddess of Hulijings and empress dowager Meng Shi, demand to hear the insults you said about my son.

If you're so brave, you can say it to my face. And I don't believe that A-Yao had led a Jianghu filled with cowards!!

Cultivators: *trembling*

Jgs: meng shi is still kinda hot.

Ouyang zizhen: dimples. I mean empress dowager, I think that the sect leaders were just speaking their mind.

Meng Shi: well let them speak to me. I would love to hear their thoughts.

What do you think about your emperor.

Wait a sec.

*increasing in size*

While she grew into in more magnificent form, her glowing nine tails and ears appeared, her eyes glowed and nails became longer as well as embroidered by gems.

Sly: what kind of illusion this enchantress performed!

All fox spirits are so dangerous.

Zixun: I know right.

Su she: imagine Huangdi in this form.

Mo xuanyu: yeaa. He'll be so gorgeous.

Xue yang: ah yes.

Hauisang: I'm scared. Why did San ge's mom become a giantess.

Rusong: Nainai!! You look amazing!

Why are they afraid of my Nainai.

Xue yang: cuz they're a couple of cowards. 

Meng Shi: *sits and crosses her legs*

Proceed.

Zixun: *stood up and unsheaths sword* I'll tell you about your bastard son.

Meng Shi: can you talk without holding your sword like a toy? 

I know that Yao'er had sentenced you to 10 years under house arrest but we still invited you to the conference.

Speak.

Zixun: I'm fed up of that son of a whore and his sidekick ruling the Jianghu. And I'm not afraid to cut off your tails.

Meng Shi: *bends the sword between her fingers.* cut them off with what?!

Zixun: you!! You ruined my sword!

Meng shi: now what were you saying about A-Yao.

Zixun: he's is a lowlife. My uncle's outside child.

I hate being related to that.

Meng shi: *Flicks him away with her giantess fingers.

Zixun: falls a few meters away from where he was standing.

Meng shi: Jail him in his room!!

Guards: *taking him up*

Zixun: let go of me!! Don't touch me!!

Meng Shi: anyone else?!

Mingjue: I hated how he killed one of my soldiers

Meng Shi: wasn't he insulting A-Yao, Nie gui fei?

Mingjue: Yao was my Deputy, and he shouldn't have done that!!

Meng shi: that's not what i asked.

A-Yao, I need your memory.

Yao: you're correct, A-niang. He called me the son of a whore, so I stabbed him.

Meng shi: so my Yao'er had to bite his tongue and let people bully him to keep your respect and false pride!

Mingjue: uh just let me explain.

Meng Shi: *thumps him away like Zixun*

Huaisang: DAGE!!!! 

Mingjue: *trying to get up* man she's strong.

Meng Shi: next!

Sect leader Ouyang: taihou, us Ouyangs have a healthy relationship with Yao huangdi.

Jiang cheng: yea same here.

Zixuan: you know, Jimu. He's my younger brother.

Wuxian: lianfang zun and I are cool.

Meng Shi: wei wuxian! I and your cultivator goons disrupted my temple! How dare you!

And Huaisang, what were you trying to dig up??

Huaisang: *crying* I'm sorry! I don't know anything!

Meng Shi: well I know. And I know that you and everyone else was trying to sabotage Yao'er, who was only doing a pious job.

Wuxian: we're sorry. I know we should have stayed out of his business.

Meng Shi: fine. You're forgiven, but huaisang isn't.

Huaisang: dang it.

Meng Shi: you have tried to usurp the empire and you vandalized a temple.

Zixuan: Jimu, I have Huaisang as a maid, so he won't trouble Foxy. I mean, Yao Huangdi again.

Meng shi: good.

Keep him occupied.

Meng shi: Lan Wangji.

Lan zhan: taihou.

Meng Shi: you like to stab things, don't you? 

Why did you attack him?

Lan qiren: taihou, Wangji was just doing his job! Look, your son had seduced Xichen already. We're on good terms.

Meng Shi: ah, you're pulling the inlaw card.

You and your nephew better treat him right.

And as for you Wangji, if you do anything to my son again, I'll make you his attendant.

Su she: *laughing evilly*

Lan zhan: but I'm a cultivator. I can't be a servant.

Meng shi: of course you can!!

And you'll learn some manners too.

Sect leader yao: I'm completely against him! He's from a place that's shunned upon. And on top of that he's  a fox spirit.

Hulijings are really corrupted.

Meng shi: *thumps him away*

Sect leader yao: *falls unconscious*

Jgs: Meng Shi. We meet again.

That Jin guangyao is ~~

Meng Shi: *thumps him away*

Meng Shi: Jianghu and Hulijings. Your Yao huangdi has restored my title and name back to honour.

Now I'll do the same with him, once again.

He's Meng Guang Zi Yao, also known as Jin Ziyao, the Jin Sect leader and Hulijing huangdi.

Former xiandu, as he passed it on to Su minshan.

Zixuan: *clapping* Ziyao!

Yao: *smiling*

Everyone else: *clapping along*

Jgs: *holding his head* Ziyao?! Never! He could never be equivalent to Zixuan!

Meng Shi: did I ask you to disrupt me!

Jgs: *whimpers*

Meng Shi: what's aching you? Old man!

Jgs: You can't just change his name!

Meng Shi: I named my son at birth. And I can do it again if I wish.

Meng Shi: a proper member of the Jin Sect and the sect leader must have the correct generational name.

A-Yao and Zixuan both run the Jin Sect while being emperors.

Their generational name is Zi. Hence Zixuan, Zixun....and Ziyao.

Afterwards, the Jin Sect will be led by the Ru. Hence Jin Rulan.

Taizi Dianxia Jin Rusong will support his cousin.

Jgs: that's ridiculous!!

Meng Shi: giving my son an outdated name isn't ridiculous?

Anyways, I love his name, as Guang means bright and brilliant. And you aren't bright at all.

Meng Shi: it fits my A-Yao more than it does to you.

Meng Shi: *morphs back to normal*

*sighs* well then. I hope you all enjoy the conference. *looking cute*

And do note if you're still degrading my son, I'll fight the entire Jianghu for him.

Sect leader Ouyang: how did you get so cute and innocent afterwards?

Jiang cheng: A-Yao is the same thing.

Mingjue: that's where he got it from.

Meng Shi: don't forget to grab some mooncakes on the way out.

Except for you, guangshan and sect leader Yao. You're not allowed to have anything tasty.

*cultivators leaving*

Yao: A-niang. What was that?

Meng Shi: justice. *touches his face*

Yao: means a lot.

Meng Shi: anytime dear. It's My job.

Yao: *smile*

Meng Shi: my sweet baby.

Zixuan: *hugs* Ziyao.

Cutie, why are you so emotional.

Yao:I just feel very happy.

Zixuan: aww.

Foxy.

Xichen: mother-in-law. I will~~

Team dimple: *jumping in front of him*

Su she: Huangdi is my lord. I'll make them respect him.

Xue yang: he's in safe hands with us.

Mo xuanyu: we really love Yao gege.

Xichen: *shakes his head*

Meng Shi: splendid.

I know that you three love and respect him.

Lan gui, what were you about to say?

Xichen: I was going to say that i will always protect him.

And support him as well.

Meng shi: awwww.