#justabitunlikely

[gaybichon]

justabitunlikely replied to your post “my mimosa pudica has been lookin pretty fucked up lately”

is that what you call your vagina

it is now!

[darvelle]

justabitunlikely replied to your post:my manager made me make a bunch of copies of the...

I thought this said “make a bunch of cookies” at first, which sounds like a good enough suggestions

i WISH i had a manager that asked me to make cookies but unfortunately this is a woman who asked me once if my parents had locked me in a closet as a child

but you’re right i could totally make this poor woman some cookies that wouldn’t NOT help

[davidsonlwt]

multiples of eight!!

oooh fancy

How many oceans have you swam in?: only 1 

16 done

Do you spell the color as grey or gray?: it depends?? i don’t know i do it differently all the time i think

What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?: keiran because they’re very creative

What medical conditions do you have?: nothing

What religion will you raise your children to practice?: i mean i’m christian so if whoever i’m raising the child with is too or is okay with it i’d like to raise them christian but it’s ultimately the child’s choice

[drunken-giraffe]

multiples of seven~

7- what was your life like last year? tbh it was pretty similar? I think I might be a little bit more stressed out right now but not a whole lot has changed.

14- when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? when Brendan left on Monday night. 

21- age and birthday? I'm 20, my birthday is October 25th!

28- I'll love you if... you love the things I love, you support me, you give good hugs, and you order me pizza and get me wine.

35- favorite subject? I mean, theatre. but traditional school-subject wise, English. (I'm a theatre major, English minor soo)

42- favorite books? The Fault in our Stars, Paper Towns, Looking for Alaska, The Giver, the entire Harry Potter Series... I like a lot of books. 

49- where I want to be right now. back at school in RI.

56- favorite food(s)? chicken parm, pizza, french fries, and chocolate! 

[gaybichon]

justabitunlikely replied to your post “i’m naming all my children after cats the musical characters”

YA BITCH YOU HAVE NO RIGHT AFTER THE CALLIOPE INCIDENT

don’t talk to me or my infant son Old Deuteronomy ever again

[darvelle]

white and grey!

White: 3 facts about my personality

lover of cats

aspiring cat

cat

Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things

there is a company in the UK that makes exclusively double yolk eggs (or just boxes all the eggs with double yolks together the article was unclear)

arthur darvill is very exciting about this and tweeted about it

[verysweaty]

justabitunlikely replied to your post“Why don't you just go to a salon? Lol”

not only money but dyeing your hair can be so fun!! little fucker obviously doesn't understand. (and also money oh my god it's so much fucking cheaper)

EXACTLY, like if I just cared about the result I MIGHT have sprung for a professional in the first place, but I love trying new things!! it's fun!! I'd rather have it come out terribly and at least have tried! if I keep trying and I continue to look like a disaster lion I'll maybe pay to get it fixed, but MESSES ARE FUN SOMETIMES

justabitunlikely said: you are totally meant to have whatever hair color you want!! whenever you’re ready to try again in the future let me know and I will give you a comprehensive, unfuckupable plan on what to do

THANK YOU FOR THE HAND HOLDING, HAIR QUEEN, I will see you soon and make you stare at my head and tell me what to do with it, probably

[davidsonlwt]

justabitunlikely said: oh no!!! what happened!!

i got a really bad nosebleed that lasted for a long time and had a complete panic attack and we had to call an ambulance it was really fun

[predicamint-blog]

justabitunlikely replied to your post “KINDA TMI BELOW [[MOR] HOLY HELL DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE POWER...”

OMG I WISH I HAD POWER NIPS THAT SOUNDS SO... WELL... POWERFUL

MORE LIKE POWERFULLY INCONVENIENT!!!!!!!!! I JUST WANT THE FREEDOM TO BUY WHATEVER BRAS I DESIRE

[boooksandcleverness]

•3• ooooh lavenderrr?? I am intrigued post pictures as soon as humanly possible pls

The line runs through like a train in a book.It’s been a long time wondering why the summer smells like skin and wonder;It’s a wonder at all that I’m alive.How fickle my heart and how woozy my eyesMy eyes are bifocal, my hands are subjointed.

[gaybichon]

justabitunlikely replied to your post “GOD i got rejected from another internship im gonna kms”

apply for my internship you just sit in my room with me while I'm browsing the internet and affirm my amazing ness every couple minutes pays 10 bucks a month only payable through chinese food

considering all the other internships are unpaid this sounds like a pretty sweet deal

[darvelle]

cheeks, hips, nose!

Cheeks:Do you blush easily?

Yes, incredibly! Essentially anytime i speak to anyone about anything in public, my whole face turns red.

Hips:Do you like to dance?

Yes, I enjoy both dorky dad style and irish step.

Nose:What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

I'm really fond of the candles right now that are called things like 'christmas eve' and 'home for the holidays'. i don't know who gets to decide what that christmas song by the Carpenters smells like but wow they manage to figure it out.

[verysweaty]

justabitunlikely replied to your post:I am going to try that weird hair cutting trick...

I’ve heard of this, but not as like a ponytail on top of your head, that would make the bottom layers shorter which I guess you can do, but usually it’s the top layers that are shorter right

if you do the ponytail right at your forehead the bottom layers are longest! also you look like a glam pony in the process which is a plus. I was gonna chop more and decided against it but it worked fine I guess?

[davidsonlwt]

justabitunlikely said: idk if other people have links yet but I preordered it on iTunes and could send you a link at midnightish

oh my gosh i would be so so thankful

[plasticwrappedsyrup]

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