#just vibin and lovin the two idiots

[mayhemspreadingguy]

This is where the goth cat belongs.

[iguessitsjustme]

4Minutes Ep 1 Drunk Thoughts

I have had A WEEK so I decided to get drunk this weekend and also liveblog something. 4Minutes won my poll so that’s what I’m watching. As you can probably tell by the fact that I am coherent, I am not yet drunk. Haven’t even started drinking yet. (I just had to go buy more alcohol because I don’t think my one bottle of wine was gonna be enough to get me drunk.) Drinking starts now and liveblog starts under the cut:

All I know about this show is I’m gonna be very confused and I’m gonna see a lot of ass.

Killer soundtrack jesus

Oh he’s dead. Goodbye friend. Dead.

BIBLE SPEAKING ENGLISH. Blessings to me.

Why is every noise currently happening all at once?

That’s just anxiety. You’re fine (I am not a medical doctor nor a time wizard but I am also ~right~

And that’s what claustrophobia feels like ladies and gentlemen

Fascinated by his necklace. I like it. I am not a huge jewelry person but if I had a necklace like that, I would wear it.

Well. Hate him now. What kind of jackass needs a car with an engine that loud (I live on a busy street and I suffer btw)

This is all very cinematic for some reason. I’m sure I will find out the reason at some point but right now I’m just vibin

I’m sure this investment department this man has never heard of but is the backbone of this company is very above board and is not gonna be the cause of any problems whatsoever…I should go find a snack.

Oh hit and run. What a dillweed.

I want cake. So bad. Do you know what I don’t have? Cake. But Great apparently can either travel through time accidentally or see the future. I…want cake.

This doctor with the glasses better keep his glasses.

I migh be tipsy but i’m still me and he needs his glasses or i’ll riot

Aahshhsdghlk don’t show me the surgery ahhahahhahh i am squeamish i don not like aahaha

Whatever is going on with this story, I can at least say the soundtrack slaps

I like Korn. Which worries me. Because like. He’s probably gonna die.

I do not like how cute these two are. Gonna hurt me.

Oh straight into sexy times I see

Ass count: 1

Why do all BL boys (do we count this as BL?) open condoms with their teeth? Stop that.

I…need more wine. I don’t mind high heat shows but they aren’t really my cup of tea so to speak.

Horny boys. Very horny. I think the burger and milkshake I rordered are here. Right as they almost start round two. God bless

Borger time chom chomp

Ominous thunder is ominous. Also the fuck is whit that cat?

Oh so Korn is Great’s brother. Got it. He gonna die and the brother I don’t like is gonna live. But he’s played by Bible so I forgive…for now.

Oh well these parents are shitty and actually I no longer dislike Great. No wonder he’s Like That. And given the second opportunity he did not do a hit and run. So he is redeemable at least

Korn has such older sibling energy

I love the sibling bond. This is gonna hurt me so bad I can tell

Korn is so niceys about Great smoking. If I ever caught any of my younger siblings smoking, I would have beat their ass (I cannot actually beat their ass I am not a violent person and also both of them would win against me in a fight howmstever, they would definitely never smoke again by the time I was done with them)

Listen. Listen. Drunk truth time. Tyme? Is that his nme? I don’t liek him. Sometimes about his voice just makes me think…do not trust this man. He lowkey sounds like First and maybe I’m still annoyed by Kant in THK and don’t trust him but my gut is saying Tyme only cares about himself and he pretends to care about others but he doesn’t not really. I could be completely and totally wrong. I’m just a drunk idiot. This is just how I am feeling

Overweight? OVERWIEGHT??? Fucking WHERE? Not that there’s anything wrong with being overweight but girl. GIRL. You are literally skin and bones. That’s like calling my overweight and I am tiny. TINY. I turn sideways and disappear. What in the ever lovin fuck…

Oh grandma’s gonna die. Cursed by the narrative. (sober Rae edit...I realize this is his mother..I think)

Psychic man. He sees his future sex life of course.

OOOOHHHHHH

I don’t know what’s going on. Time for episode two.