#just unclez nephewz thingzz

[jaegonsmoon]

Rhaenyra losing her shit, calling Jace: Your little brother ran away with my little brother, sent me a picture of their wedding bands and dropped off the radar and now we don’t know where they are!!!

Jace, who just woke up: Which ones

Rhaenyra: Which—? Lucerys! And Aemond!

Jace, who secretly married his uncle Aegon in Vegas two years ago and has been living with him since right under everyone’s noses: Damn that’s crazy

[jaegonsmoon]

The awkward moment where alpha jace asks alpha Edmond for permission to court omega aegon 😅 jace is awkward and sweating(dude just wants to do the honourable thing and aemond is the closest thing to a pack alpha to aegon)and aemond is ready to kill him for the audacity(dude is liek you aren’t good enough for a true Targaryen omega, strong bastard,even if that omega is my fool of a big brother) , aegon is the same but for a different reason ( dudes like wtf babe IM THE ONLY PEROSN YOU SHOULD EB ASKING PERMISSION ON THIS MATTER WHY Would YOU TELL YM LITTLE BROTHER ABOUT OUT SEX LIVES)

EDIT: Idk wtf this posted unfinished 😭

djcjdjdjjzzj this is hilarious.

Aemond is about to beat the shit out of Jacaerys but Jace has his secret tool that he saved for later. His own little shit omega brother that has spent the last eight years on Driftmark as punishment for taking Aemond’s eye. Aemond really is now fucking done with Jace’s audacity, but— hence the part where he hasn’t seen little Luke in eight years.

He is fucking gorgeous. He must be his.

So that’s how Jacaerys pimped out his brother for Aegon’s hand.

Talk about Aemond and Luke being offended as fuck, but also like thank fuck Jace was dumb enough to fall for the dumbitch of House Targaryen.

Also, Luke sassing the hell out of Aemond. “Not Targaryen enough for you all? Fucking Hightowers?” Is always a personal favourite.

Yes, Luke and Daemon will always be like Hightower(derogatory) lmao.

Aegon is actually having the time of his life watching his uptight cunt little brother fall for one of the bastards he oh hates.

Jace did get Aegon’s hand after all.

[jaegonsmoon]

Jace: I just don’t think violence is the answer.

Aegon: You’re right.

Jace: *Relieved sigh*

Aemond, pulling out one of his daggers: Violence is the question.

Jace: Wait—what???

Luke, running along with Aemond and Aegon: And the answer is yes!

Jace, running after them: I HATE Y’ALL!! WAIT UP—