#just saying shmilk does way worse shit to pv nowadays so i hope we're at least open to discussing it nowadays lol
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anonimea1y · 8 days ago
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since we're in 2025 now and the most popular crk ship rn is toxic yaoi and one of the newest cookies is from the st. pastry order can we pleaaaase talk about pastryvelvet now?
#my posts#cookie run kingdom#pastry cookie#red velvet cookie#pastryvelvet#i mention them as a ship specifically here but even without the romantic shipping lems i genuinely think pastry and red velvet are the most#interesting dynamic in the game#pastry was groomed into unquestioning devotion to gods who created them solely as livestock#red velvet is the antithesis of all she believes#a half-cake monster who believes in freedom and got to witness the witches' banquet firsthand#a loving caring half-cake monster#love and care being things she was never taught to value#he's basically a walking paradigm shift for her#then the ACTUAL paradigm shift happens and the truth is revealed#i always had the idea in my head that should the story be continued we'd see a cookie of darkness pastry#this is not even mentioning how alike they are in personality#extremely devoted to their respective cause. borderline militaristic in attitude. etc#the difference is that red velvet fights for a cause he himself chose under DEC and (again) cares about the people (cakes) around him#meanwhile pastry never got a choice and was (again) never taught to value kindness and love and care and freedom#and well red velvet's whole thing is freedom for all living beings cake or not#also i know the whole controversy w pastryvelvet way back when was that pastry killed some cakes but like..#just saying shmilk does way worse shit to pv nowadays so i hope we're at least open to discussing it nowadays lol#or maybe yall still hate women idk /j#anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk#tl;dr - cookie of darkness pastry cookie now!!!!!
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