#just realized he doesnt have his teeth on in that first pic with his girl lol. Normal Richard Kiel teeth pic

[spacepunksupreme]

there could’ve been a better photo of jaws lol

youre right

I’m being silly with the pics of him pummeling Bond, but yeah no for real look at him with his tiny wife <3

[feralaot]

random scouts hcs!

I did a post like this for the warriors my beloved (here) and people seemed to like it so here's one for the scouts :) had some input from @afrival for this one luv u

no warnings I think

eren

if he had twitter he would have a vaporwave bart simpson profile picture and tweet lil peep lyrics. also uses way too many hashtags

he's scared of snakes and hates armin's ball python

his eyes are probably crusty as hell and mikasa has to wipe em for him because he won't

when he's losing an argument he goes "ooh you wanna kiss me so bad" and it always escalates things but he doesn't stop

almost exclusively wears american eagle

"what's a pronoun".mp3

uses the 💯 emoji in every other text message he sends

armin

sends his friends pictures of cats cuddling/hanging out and says "me n you <3"

genuinely can't stand when people have dirt under their fingernails. he gets so mad at eren bc his nails are dirty asf and armin forces him to clean them

he calls himself sexy a lot (e.g. "that was really sexy of me")

chews on bottle caps then is like hmm why do my teeth hurt

he hates feet. toes look weird to him. nobody in his house is allowed to take their socks off

unironically uses faces like ^-^ and :3

acne :(

mikasa

she's really bad at giving advice. don't go to her for help she'll literally be like "that's tough"

probably has like 4 instagram accounts made just to follow eren

solid black profile picture and no bio

maybe now and then she'll put a my chemical romance quote on her story but that's about it, she doesn't respond to dms or anything

doesn't wash that damn scarf so it's probably stinky

sticks staples, pins, etc through the tips of her fingers for no reason other than she likes freaking people out

probably hisses at people

jean

the only possible relationship dynamic somebody can have with him is rivals to lovers

very short social fuse and has to stay home for several days after public events bc it's just exhausting

he's an introvert adopted by extroverts (connie and sasha) and has to deal with their shenanigans. truly the mom figure between the three of them

marco has to listen to him ranting about connie and sasha's foolery and doesn't have much advice to offer bc he doesn't know either

for a long time he only knew "straight" and "gay" and when he found out about the concept of bisexuality his mind almost imploded

he sighs and yawns a lot and doesn't even realize he does it. people always think he's either annoyed or tired

probably dresses like a diet e-boy. crewneck king

connie

the kind of kid in your high school gym class that wears mismatching neon clothes. bonus points if it's nike

also the most likely to start a food fight for funsies

he doesn't yell often because his voice cracks when he does and it's embarrassing

sasha and him hate cafeteria food so he always brings an ungodly amount of food in his backpack instead to share with sasha. connie's backpack is 90% food

unironically says things like "pogchamp" and "rad"

he works at zumiez and probably lives there. always rocking their latest drip

jumps up and slaps exit signs

sasha

randomly breaks into song (usually disney songs) and connie will automatically duet

manages to fall asleep in any situation. on buses, while watching movies, sometimes even mid conversation if she's zoned out enough

tried to take armin fishing one time but he almost cried because he felt so bad about it

at least reiner will fish with her though. the himbos always come through

her instagram is all pictures of fish she caught and now and then there's an awkward candid pic of niccolo

stayed overnight in a walmart one time and got away and brags about it but she won't admit it was an accident. panicked and spent the night eating snacks off the shelves to "survive"

while she's talking her voice slowly gets louder and louder and she doesn't realize it until people tell her to stop yelling

historia

pulls people by the ears to bring them down to her level

also kicks people in the shins a lot, if she's arguing with someone they'll usually keep their distance to avoid getting shin kicked

loves climbing on ymir's back and just being carried around like the little creature she is

posts inspirational quotes on her story

would definitely be a cheerleader in high school. nobody would guess a prep like her is dating some grunge girl w a pretty much opposite personality

she always has bandaids with her for some reason. if someone gets scraped she'll whip out a bandaid immediately. her friends call her "mom" sometimes

hates grilled cheese so god damn much. can't stand it

ymir

"damn I don't remember asking".mp3

is always the first one to comment on historia's instagram posts. her comments range from "beautiful my queen!!!" to "damn ma yo ass fat"

she always called reiner gay as a joke then he came out as gay and for a while she thought it was her fault

her and reiner have wlw and mlm solidarity, they're bffs for that matter

if someone tells her that her music is too loud she'll say "huh?" and turn it up

similarly if someone scolds her for something she'll go "hm? repeat that, I'm a little deaf in this ear"

"bro stfu you always tell me you're gonna fire me for being late"

levi

really really hates cooking pasta because straining the water is for some reason more difficult than it should be

"do not underestimate me, bitches"

always refuses to get his hair cut at places in shopping centers. especially walmart great clips

makes monkey noises when he sees something he likes. he started doing this as a joke to mock zeke but it evolved and now he can't stop doing it randomly

will not hesitate to knock someone on their ass if they're talking shit

coffee makes him jittery so he drinks tea instead but won't admit to anyone that he lowkey also has a redbull addiction

hange calls him a catboy but he doesn't know what that means so he's always like "yeah" bc he thinks it means he's a cat person

hange

buys levi shoes from the kids section and doesnt tell him bc he likes them anyway

such a millennial, they say shit like "doggo" and "adulting"

"for practical reasons I don't exist. do not perceive me"

probably wants to marry mothman

levi has had to scold them on several different occasions for bringing live animals into the house

legally isn't allowed to cook bc they can and they will blow something up

goes on tipsy rants almost nightly

erwin

white skechers king

hosts barbecues in those white skechers. he talks shit about people with nile and pyxis like a bunch of gossiping middle aged fath- wait

his profile pictures on social media are probably pictures of himself taken from awkward angles with an empty expression. it's always posted like six times as well

when levi is getting Out Of Hand he'll pick him up from under the arms and carry him away like "okay, that's enough" and levi kicks around but can't escape

rubs his hands together a lot like a fly. nobody knows why he does it. what are you scheming

falls asleep on couches while watching sports games

[swinging his keys around his finger] "let's rock and roll"

[anyhao-archived]

okay im finally getting around to posting this, tbh i had to take a few days to (rest) before i thought more about this lol. also sorry it’s so long, ill put it under a read more. ANYWAYS my vav experience, as follows:

so for the fan sign there was a Lot going on so i forgot most of it but.. barons teeth sparkled when he smiled lmao anyways st van was first and I told him he was my moms favorite and he went rly?? in a really cute voice and he just seemed so surprised, it was endearing

and then jacob... i don’t mess with him anymore. jk lol he was so freaking attractive but like in a Hot way? his smile was so nice that im pretty sure i garbled my words but i tried to tell him i really like love night.. and I was going to ayno and like idk if i was joking to myself or what but just loud enough i actually said, oh that’s lots of bling! and both ayno and jacob heard me, ayno laughed genuinely and jacob was like omg i can’t believe this idiot.. i don’t think i said anything to ayno, he seemed really uncomfortable so i didn’t want to bother him anymore. but his laugh was genuine i could tell, and for a split second i don’t think he was wearing his Idol Mask(TM) when he smiled. but that’s probably just wishful thinking lol

ACE I CANT BELIEVE HIM he looked so fucking good oh my god i got to him and i called him a Casanova and he went ayyyy with a thumbs up and finger guns and i wanted to die lmfao

when i got to baron he said my name but kinda pronounced it wrong but i corrected him, and he said it again. and then i told him my name rhymes with his and he said mine like four times in different ways trying it out and rhyming it with his stage name😭 HE DIDNT have to say my name that many times, god. his English was so fucking good holy shit and his pronounciation??? Amazing and he’s so handsome up close, like literal Disney prince handsome

ziu talks sooo much!!! I love it and he’s so good looking and kind and he shook my hand and ??? he said to enjoy the show and i told him to enjoy doing the show and he did like a shy smile kind of thing !! you could tell he was trying hard with the English i was rly proud of him

lou had a flower crown on and i complimented on it and he said my name so well and there was more with him but i forgot 😢

but that was just the fan sign lol so much other stuff happened... later during the show i nearly died bc of ayno.. they were picking people to go up on stage, right? and there was a girl in front of me also with her hand raised, like freaking out (maybe a bit too much?) and i was like okay she probably wants it so i kinda like.. stopped raising my hand and gestures to her? If that makes sense... he almost picked her but when he saw me be nice and let her have it, he literally stares at me and picks me, dead on...but someone random that he wasn’t pointing at like ROWS back walked on stage before we could realize it was me but that fucking eye contact i had with him made him SHOOT up my bias list lol now I have to rethink my entire order. im like 75% sure that he picked me because i wasn’t a crazy fan, like the girl in front of me was a bit much.. and obviously if i was willing to give it up im not that insane... ladies, it pays off to be a nice person!

AND JACOB WITH THE BABY please end me i fell for him so much like he’s almost overtaking baron that’s how much i liked him last night and how nice is vav that they tried to pick new people?? like they picked the fan boy, the little baby, the elderly lady.. and they even helped her to and from the stage 💗😍 AND SPEAKING of gentlemanly stuff there was a guy with a wheelchair during the snapshots in line for jacob and when they were done he personally pushed the guy in the wheelchair all the way to where the man needed to go. he breaks my heart and heals it simultaneously, he’s so underrated but still a genuinely and QUIET nice person.. he doesn’t do good stuff to be noticed. like when winter breeze was over, they had the rappers sing it too... but not jacob. i was so upset and he also didn’t do his solo song that i specifically told him i liked, but ayno did two of his. im not bitter at all what do u mean ??? 🤷‍♀️

i feel like more happened at the concert but i can’t think of much more, im sure other fan accounts will have it all. the only thing i can think about is the snapshots anyways lol

the group picture was ... interesting. the hi touch wasnt much except it reinforced my idea that ayno recognized me, bc instead of a high five he held my hand for as long as possible, probably an apology for earlier. i nearly died. the pic ended up looking awful but thats okay lol. then we tried to leave but i ended up going the wrong way, and a staff handed me roughly like actually grabbing my shoulders and pushing me in the right direction (which i did not appreciate, please chill, u just didnt tell us the right way to go...) and a few members saw that and didnt like either. ayno looked irritated but im sure  hes just irritated at everything at that point lol, lou and ace looked at me sympathetically, and i gave ace the happy bday present someone asked me to give to him. he was so surprised it was adorable.

OKAY, NOW FOR THE SNAPSHOTS: so i actually had 7 snapshots but ended up getting 2 with jacob and 2 with ayno instead of one with everyone (which.. if u look above is not a surprise lmfao) so the first snapshot i do is with baron, obviously.. and this ASSHOLE wants to kill me like... for everyone i tried to pick poses that werent too touchy bc a) im not comfortable w that and b) im sure they were all tired of being touched lol so i picked the one where you make fingerhearts while standing next to each other, but NOOOOO

baron decides he doesnt like that pose enough so he literally puts his hands on my shoulders, guides me to a position thats not only in FRONT of him but CLOSER TO HIM than i was originally!!! what the fuck!! thats not all after that he had to lean around me and basically like... he was so fucking close to me oh my god. he smelled so good i need to know where he gets his cologne. also lol when he moved me in front of him i was like... omg are u sure??? im kinda tall.. and he just laughs and smiles and leans into/around me. that picture of me looks so stupid bc i was so.. happy and Not Ready lmao

anyways i go to jacob next and do the e-t touch pose lol since like i said... didnt want touchy ones and he seemed amused that i picked that one. i wonder if it was one of the least popular ones? probably.. and GOD hes rly such a gentleman hottie like i rarely say h*t but.... jacob was hot. since we did the e.t touch pose we had to touch fingertips and (eyes emoji) not to have a hand kink or anything but hes got. really nice hands. long fingers. also lmfao he had long ass fingernails and i kinda joked with him like “youve got longer fingernails than i do!!” and he laughed and smiled at me. and okay i turn to leave like gotta have the next person go but APPARENTLY he wasnt ready for the next person yet...  i literally had to have the staff be like wait! jacob is saying bye to you!!! and i was like WHAT and turned around and ran back to him basically to say bye he was grinning the entire time and he waved his hand and held it up for (i thought) a high five but he grabbed it and i swear i fell for him right there. JACOB WHEN WILL U BE MINE godfjkdgd and i watched him for a little bit but he didnt say bye that enthusiatically to anyone else (that i saw, at least)

then i did the prom pose with st. van, it was adorable. you could tell he was rly trying to interact with everyone and idk what it is about him but i felt comfortable enough to actually do a Touchy pose (the holding arm pose, like prom yknow). we love an amazing leader~

oH i did one with ziu too!! i did the byung byung pose with the hands together and we both looked ridiculous lol. i dont remember much about him except he was so tall wtf taller than i expected.

at this time i keep looking at my pics and THE E.T PIC WITH JACOB??? makes me crack the hell up.... it had to have been fate, obviously. in the pic (from the camera flash, i guess) where our fingers were touching, it just SO HAPPENED THAT THERE WAS A FLASH OF LIGHT......... iconic. jacob n i are meant to be. so i get in line for him again bc i want to show him the pic, but by the time i got up there again i had forgotten. i was also like... ready for a touchy pose with him bc why not. i cant remember what pose i did with him or if anything happened, im sure i was in a trance then lmao. pretty sure he recognized me but i cant be sure. 

then i get in line for ayno and i have two snapshot tickets left, and the staff announces theres only a few mins left so i was like SHIT and figured id just do two with ayno bc i didnt wanna waste any. his line was so long and staff had to keep reminding ppl not to hug/touch him and i felt soooo bad. i picked poses that werent too close to him, and even those in the pic he looked like he was trying to not be close to me lol. i feel so bad for him, im sure he got a lot of weird fans that night. i think he recognized me (again) because he smiled genuinely like he was happy i was there. i think he appreciated that i picked poses that didnt require touching -- he probably had a Lott of that. when the second pic was being printed the staff member laughed at something someone said, but i thought she was laughing at my picture bc i take shit pics and i got offended for a second and so did ayno LMAO but then she explained and i said bye to him and he went back into Idol Mask(TM) and i think that was it. 

i also ate at ihop that night, it was great, we didnt get back to our hotel till after 2am, it felt so... young adult-ish to be out so late lmao. i was very proud at how everything turned out, i dont think i wouldve changed a thing

anyway, long story short: im in love with jacob, baron is a disney prince, ayno shot up my bias list (he was like... last lmao) and i appreciate him as a person. those three were the Big Three, but i still loved meeting the other members. 10/10 would recommend vav

[adambstingus]

Jimmy Fallon Asks Twitter For Worst Date Stories And These 12 People Totally Deliver

If you thought that terrible date you went on was just a horrible story youre going to one day share with your grandchildren when they prepare to enter the dating world, THINK AGAIN.

Theres a chance your horrible first date story could make it on the small screen for everyone in the world to see.

Jimmy Fallon is asking people to share their worst date stories under the hashtag #MyWorstDate on Twitter for an upcoming show.

Hashtag game! Tweet out a funny or embarrassing thing that happened to you on a date and tag it with #MyWorstDate. Could be on the show!

jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 24, 2017

To get the ball rolling, Jimmyeven shared his own worst first date story.

I was so clueless on a date with this girl, I served saltine crackers and made her play Mario Kart with me. #MyWorstDate

jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 24, 2017

If you dont get what hes talking about, hewas referring tohis PAINFULLY awkward date he didnt realize was a date with Nicole Kidman.

Yep, honestly, it was pretty cringeworthy.

But h Jimmys worst almost-date with one of the hottest celebrities in Hollywood is NOTHING compared to some of these peoples date horror stories.

Read along to hear these Twitter users absolutely awful worst date stories and cringe away.

Well, she it was a date.

Two guys sat next to me and my friend at the movie theater so I leaned over and whispered “are we on a double date?” They moved #MyWorstDate

ThisTallAwkwardGirl (@thistallawkgirl) May 24, 2017

He literally forgot who his datewas.

#MyWorstDate Uh, had a few too many beforehand. Went to men’s room and forgot about my date. Came out, saw her, and tried to pick her up.

Thomas J. Kendall (@ThomasJKendall2) May 24, 2017

His friend set him up with his COUSIN.

My friend decided to set me up on a blind date with one of his girlfriends friends. The girl she brought was my cousin #MyWorstDate

Tim Drake (@timdrake) May 24, 2017

She tried to kiss him with a mouth full of ranch.

@jimmyfallon #MyWorstDate A girl tried to kiss me with a mouthful of ranch dressing

Bennett Karoll (@TheBennettK) May 24, 2017

He left her at Taco Bell.

#MyWorstDate one time my date took me to Taco Bell because he wanted to be cheep and then he left me there

Margaret lauper (@LauperMargaret) May 24, 2017

His datelaughed in his face when he asked to kiss her.

First date with my HS girlfriend, I asked if I could kiss her

She laughed at me.#MyWorstDate

Kyle (@KEthePE) May 24, 2017

This girls datebasically did everything he possibly could wrong.

@jimmyfallon #worstdateever Told me about his prison time. Kept showing me pics with his ex. Smiles and had rotten black teeth. He was 26.

Heather Ellyson (@Heathery123) May 25, 2017

Her datecalled her while on a mid-date poop break.

#worstdateever He called frm the bathroom in the movie theatre 2 ask if I “liked” him or “LIKED” him. This was while he pushed not quietly

Kristi McCarthy (@KristiLynnSparx) May 25, 2017

She had to pay because her date lost all his money gambling.

@jimmyfallon Picked me up in a car with no exhaust. Holes in his tshirt. I had to pay bc he lost his $ gambling the night b4 #worstdateever

Heather Ellyson (@Heathery123) May 24, 2017

Her date barfed on her after drinking a pint of beer.

#WorstDateEver without a shadow of doubt, when the guy threw up on me after drinking one pint of beer. I was pretty horrified.

Emily Griffiths (@EmilyBronwyn7) May 11, 2017

His date clearly escalated pretty quickly.

She spoiled the movie, barely ate dinner, turned Nickelback on the radio, murdered me in cold blood, and framed my best friend #MyWorstDate

Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) May 24, 2017

And then, theres this guy.

#MyWorstDate was this one. I saved it so I’d never forget. @jimmyfallon pic.twitter.com/u134SyskRX

Kevin (@kevinwxgg) May 24, 2017

OK, so clearly, some people out there have had some pretty bad first dates. So if your worst date doesnt come anywhere close to these stories, consider yourself lucky.

But do you have your own horrible date story that you still cringe just thinking about? Comment below!

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/jimmy-fallon-asks-twitter-for-worst-date-stories-and-these-12-people-totally-deliver/ from All of Beer https://allofbeercom.tumblr.com/post/175003240172

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Jimmy Fallon Asks Twitter For Worst Date Stories And These 12 People Totally Deliver

If you thought that terrible date you went on was just a horrible story youre going to one day share with your grandchildren when they prepare to enter the dating world, THINK AGAIN.

Theres a chance your horrible first date story could make it on the small screen for everyone in the world to see.

Jimmy Fallon is asking people to share their worst date stories under the hashtag #MyWorstDate on Twitter for an upcoming show.

Hashtag game! Tweet out a funny or embarrassing thing that happened to you on a date and tag it with #MyWorstDate. Could be on the show!

jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 24, 2017

To get the ball rolling, Jimmyeven shared his own worst first date story.

I was so clueless on a date with this girl, I served saltine crackers and made her play Mario Kart with me. #MyWorstDate

jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 24, 2017

If you dont get what hes talking about, hewas referring tohis PAINFULLY awkward date he didnt realize was a date with Nicole Kidman.

Yep, honestly, it was pretty cringeworthy.

But h Jimmys worst almost-date with one of the hottest celebrities in Hollywood is NOTHING compared to some of these peoples date horror stories.

Read along to hear these Twitter users absolutely awful worst date stories and cringe away.

Well, she it was a date.

Two guys sat next to me and my friend at the movie theater so I leaned over and whispered “are we on a double date?” They moved #MyWorstDate

ThisTallAwkwardGirl (@thistallawkgirl) May 24, 2017

He literally forgot who his datewas.

#MyWorstDate Uh, had a few too many beforehand. Went to men’s room and forgot about my date. Came out, saw her, and tried to pick her up.

Thomas J. Kendall (@ThomasJKendall2) May 24, 2017

His friend set him up with his COUSIN.

My friend decided to set me up on a blind date with one of his girlfriends friends. The girl she brought was my cousin #MyWorstDate

Tim Drake (@timdrake) May 24, 2017

She tried to kiss him with a mouth full of ranch.

@jimmyfallon #MyWorstDate A girl tried to kiss me with a mouthful of ranch dressing

Bennett Karoll (@TheBennettK) May 24, 2017

He left her at Taco Bell.

#MyWorstDate one time my date took me to Taco Bell because he wanted to be cheep and then he left me there

Margaret lauper (@LauperMargaret) May 24, 2017

His datelaughed in his face when he asked to kiss her.

First date with my HS girlfriend, I asked if I could kiss her

She laughed at me.#MyWorstDate

Kyle (@KEthePE) May 24, 2017

This girls datebasically did everything he possibly could wrong.

@jimmyfallon #worstdateever Told me about his prison time. Kept showing me pics with his ex. Smiles and had rotten black teeth. He was 26.

Heather Ellyson (@Heathery123) May 25, 2017

Her datecalled her while on a mid-date poop break.

#worstdateever He called frm the bathroom in the movie theatre 2 ask if I “liked” him or “LIKED” him. This was while he pushed not quietly

Kristi McCarthy (@KristiLynnSparx) May 25, 2017

She had to pay because her date lost all his money gambling.

@jimmyfallon Picked me up in a car with no exhaust. Holes in his tshirt. I had to pay bc he lost his $ gambling the night b4 #worstdateever

Heather Ellyson (@Heathery123) May 24, 2017

Her date barfed on her after drinking a pint of beer.

#WorstDateEver without a shadow of doubt, when the guy threw up on me after drinking one pint of beer. I was pretty horrified.

Emily Griffiths (@EmilyBronwyn7) May 11, 2017

His date clearly escalated pretty quickly.

She spoiled the movie, barely ate dinner, turned Nickelback on the radio, murdered me in cold blood, and framed my best friend #MyWorstDate

Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) May 24, 2017

And then, theres this guy.

#MyWorstDate was this one. I saved it so I’d never forget. @jimmyfallon pic.twitter.com/u134SyskRX

Kevin (@kevinwxgg) May 24, 2017

OK, so clearly, some people out there have had some pretty bad first dates. So if your worst date doesnt come anywhere close to these stories, consider yourself lucky.

But do you have your own horrible date story that you still cringe just thinking about? Comment below!

Source: http://allofbeer.com/jimmy-fallon-asks-twitter-for-worst-date-stories-and-these-12-people-totally-deliver/

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