#just lying on the table. girl it takes 2 minutes to clean up after urself

[murderballadeer]

what do u guys bet that my sister will not have fed the cat when i get home

[jackofftao]

Jeno Boyfriend AU !

It’s been a while since I’ve done this so excuse the rust that clouds my writing. It shall clean with time. (lmao that made no sense) 

anyway 

lets get to it !

OKay so we gonna do a like getting together story because I’m a lonely roll

School ! no one loves it 

except for that one weird kid in the back of your class

you ride the bus alone 

and you meet your friends when you get to school, suffer for a bit, eat lunch, suffer a bit more, cry, -lmao you get the point

then you ride the bus home again

alone 

someone bout to change that

Jeno hardly goes to school because of schedules 

and crazy fangirls lmao 

promotions had just ended tho 

so now he’s stuck in this hell hole with everyone else

he rides the bus with Renjun and loud ass  Chenle

also Jisung but he has to stand up because that boy too tall 

Renjun is usually drawing, Chenle is doing last minute hm, and Jisung is trying to figure out how to kill himself with that hand strap thing if he has to stand up while riding this god forsaken bus one more time lmao 

tHATS WHEN 

he notices that theres a girl who goes to their school (and doesn’t chase them down like a maniac) and always sits alone in the back of the bus 

so he gets his nerves out of the way and asks if he can sit next to you because he hates doesn’t want to stand 

and ofc ur like “Ya sure my dude” 

Things are honestly v quiet and weird to start off with 

and he always is looking at you with his mouth opening and closing like a dam fish 

so you start up convo 

“whats ur name ?”

“Jisung”

“Nice, I’m y/n”

Jisung is honestly relieved because obviously you don’t know who they are if you asked for his name. 

“What are you listening to?”

you hand him one of your ear buds and thats how u two become friends 

You two listen to EXO all the time on the way to and back from school 

The group™ asks where he’s been and Jisung is just like “I made a new friend” 

The group™ watch you two like all the time lmao

especially Jeno

soon enough you are talking about classes and such 

“Hey! You have the same classes as my friend Jeno!”

jeno ???

Jisung never really talked about his friends tbh 

you figured he didn’t have any since he was standing all alone 

LMAO RIP JISUNG

anyway so you ask to meet his other friends and he’s like suRE

He told you that they ride the same bus 

u were dumbfounded 

you agreed to meet them after school at an ice cream shop 

The ride to the ice cream shop that day was like playing where is Waldo

“Is that them?”

“no”

“Them??” “still no”

“The bus driver ???”

“What- nO”

“well I’ve guessed everyone on this bus so i just figured-”

“Oh my god you’re the worst” 

When you finally got to the ice cream shop you were kinda annoyed because you had guessed them but he said no 

“You owe me ice cream now”

“for what”

“,,,,,ummm,,,,emotional distress” 

“You’re so dramatic lmao”

he still didn’t buy you ice cream 

When you all sat down it was really quiet and weird 

You and Jisung sat next to each other on one side of the table sharing earbuds and everyone else was on the other side 

“are u 2 dating or what” - Chenle

“No oh my god they’re ugly” - Both u and Jisung 

everyone ended up laughing 

“My name is y/n, nice to finally meet you all. Tbh I didn’t even know you guys existed till this morning.” 

Chenle gasped and held his chest and pretended to have a heart attack or something but it just looked like a dolphin out of water

then Renjun body slammed Chenle into the ground while Jisung cheered Renjun on by yelling “WORLD STAR WORLD STAR WORLD STAR” 

thats when you knew these were a fine™ group of boys 

while the younger ones are off trying to keep Chenle from jumping all over the place

you strike up convo with Jeno 

“Hey ur in my grade right” 

turns out you have the same first period and 5th 

you two hit it off nicely and get really involved in convo 

you two don’t even notice chenle, renjun and jisung leave 

until you look at your phone to check the time and see a text 

From: Jising sang sung

Have fun on your date lmao

Que you laughing but also planning his murder

Jeno walks you home because you live close 

what a gentleman 

the next day at school you sit next to Jeno in first period 

for the next month you two get close 

group projects, free time, ext 

you even start sitting with him at lunch 

he even replaced Jisung on the bus 

bye bye Jisung

Until one day 

Jeno isn’t there 

neither are the boys™

SO your dumb ass finally put 2 + 2 together 

Jeno was an Idol 

so you did some Research™ 

If found my new punch line its ™

and BOOM 

The boys™ are actually NCT Dream

so you start watching some of their MV’s 

and like wow 

Jeno is a visual ?

And he can Dance?

And hes super sweet 

Thump thump is that a crush growing ?

i think so 

You decide to keep it a secret that you know

and wait till he tells you 

after a week you text him 

To: jeNO Bub where you at :(((((   Still Sick ?  To: jeNO I miss you and  >:’0 GET BETTER SOON HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME

He didn’t reply till like 3 am lmao 

and it was just “Oof ya its a real uh nasty cold,,,,be back soon !!!”

and ur like laughing because you know that he has a comeback soon but he out here pretending to be sick lmao 

what a dork 

After a month you start becoming really impatient 

and he still hasn’t replied to your 50 unread messages 

after the second month you stop texting 

on the third month you stop saving his seat 

on the fourth month you move back to your old seat 

you check your messages one last time and you see that your 125 unread messages remain unread 

a couple of weeks later you hear a roar of girls in the halls

and they are comping your way 

and u don’t know why tbh and ur terrified 

but they just run right pass you????

escaped death

but you just continue to the lunch room to sit with your friends

but someone grabs your shirt sleeve panting 

“y- y-y/n” 

“Jeno ??????”

And ur like happy but also pissed 

“You mug where were you ??? Why didn’t you answer my texts!! Ive been worried you know that! I checked my messages every day for 2 months ! Two months Jeno ISTG u better explain urself rn or I’m deleting your number” 

“I know I know Just its- I don’t know how to say this but uh okay follow me and I’ll explain everything”

So he takes you to the fountain our front and explains that he’s an idol and everything and he got really busy with comebacks and felt bad for lying to you about being sick and he didn’t want to keep that up for four months because he would have to have some real bad illness for it to last four months and he didn’t want to have to pretend to be in the hospital and everything just because he had promotions but didn’t wanna tell you because he was afraid you would look at him differently and- 

tbh u were like shut up you mug I already knew you were an idol but it still hurt :( 

and he was so sorry this poor kicked puppy 

“How can I make it up to you?”

“A date would be nice”

“A-a date?”

“yea I think the ice cream shop would do, you’re paying btw”

“Wait you like me??”

“,,,well ya ? I wouldn’t have asked you on a date otherwise”

“Oh okay good. I like you too!”

“Can I call you my boyfriend now or???”

“I’d like that, Girlfriend” 

“Stop oh my god you’re greasy”

and he just laughs with his eyes like crescent moons