#just listing these few (by comparison to his crimes and horrible attitudes) took an absurd time and I promise you

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Americans, I say this with kindness and affection. USA is still a laughing stock. We still are very confused and shocked at what the fuck is going on over there.

The fact that it is still a neck-in-neck race and no one has a clue who will win between (not even close to an exhaustive list) an incredibly

Incompetent, incoherent, unqualified, sadistic

Son of a literal KKK member who

Inherited his wealth and has repeated business failures with several bankruptcies and is a

A convicted felon who repeatedly fails upwards into positions he has neither the skill or intelligence to support

rapist who breaks about sexual assault who overturned women’s rights over their bodies achieved 50 years ago. He is a

leader of a neo-Nazi, fascist cult who promises to be a dictator

Who wants a ‘United Reich’ and a real-life Purge (a Kristallnacht). He

Told his cult members to inject bleach and disinfectants to avoid Covid

determined to destroy the lives of women, queers and people of colour and so much more. He’s an

Ancient old man with obvious dementia incapable of putting together an entire sentence ranting about how much he loves Hannibal Lecter and

An inability to to remember which lie he told 8 minutes ago. He is also a

Climate change denier, doing ensuring he can to sabotage the few protections in place,

Encouraged literal insurrection

And didn’t care that shooting skyrocketed under his power. He

Gives death threats to various people (mostly women) and insists his opponents should be ‘slaughtered’

Invited foreign nations repeatedly to help him defeat his opponents

Invited billionaires to fund him in exchange for ensuring the taxes against them will amount to pennies

Literally stole confidential files and kept them in his fucking bathroom

Oh yeah and he was impeached

Fucking twice

Versus

Am incredibly intelligent

Personable

Qualified

Joyful

Sane

Experienced

Woman of colour who

Has worked hard to reach the position of power she currently has and deserves

But the still has to put up with the vicious racism, sexism and general vitriol for existing

And still tries to help the same horrible people attacking her with financial help and social structures like medical care and access to health care (regardless of gender)

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS MONSTER EVEN HAVE A CHANCE ONCE LET ALONE TWICE

Listen. America. We want to be in your side here. Honestly!! But the fact that this is such a close race is one of the biggest problems of all.

To many of us, you’re country is still a laughing stock. Not you, personally (unless you’re in the MAGA cult), but your country.

Please, please, please. Prove to us all that you can make a sane choice for your leader. We want to be on your side. We don’t want you to be scared of your country, any more than we want to be scared of it.

Please. Fight on the right side, here. Please. Make the right choice here. Prove to us all that the only laughing stock is the MAGA cult and its leader.

We are going to a New Way Forward